#I'm crying now this is so NOT poggers.

[oceanicflyboy]

Wtf. Internet is against me. Wtf wtf.

"You are my best friend. I'm sorry i want you like a lover." HEY SO WHAT IF I CRIED RIGHT NOW UH? WHAT ABOUT IT?!?!!

[dre1mp1r1site]

Gyatt damn you stupid ahh bitch stfu you have no damn Rizz you are COMPLETLY Mid, get your Huggy Wuggy goofy ahh looking gyatt outta here, go back to the Digital Circus with your 27/84 plus 97 bozy Grimace Shake in Pizza Tower. You got no Edge. Goony Goofy ahh Sus Sussy Baka Impostor ima bout to eject your goofy mf ahh no Rizz no sigma L + ratio. Ligma balls not poggers Griddyin on your grave. Hitting the griddy with BanBan and Rainbow Friends on your gave. Always over there fapping and yapping on damn roblox. I'm the rizzler here stupid ahh goofy lookin, I'm going fanum tax on your ass. Chat, is this Real? Because this bitch ass don't know who I am. Opp. No bitches. So unskibiti. I bet ur from Ohio dumbahh Jumbo Josh. You bad ass Banban frum Rainbow Friends Smurf Cat on your grave Chat is this real, cuz this bitch ass is about to commit boybortion broskie ain't no alpha male Chug Jug Loot Lake bros a pibby glitch negitive what the sigma mf dead ass gacha heat aming us rizzler pass that shit bruh you toothless gumdrop💀☠�� 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Broski lookin like the Nerd emoji erm akcutally sounds like a skill issue go boybkrtion urself your so unskibiti that's so uncanny you unaigma Preppy heinsburg lookin ass bro spawned in from the deepest dephs of Ohio that there could ever be 💀 💀 ☠️ ☠️ stupid ahh Boomer ain't rven bussin bussin bruh what the sigma is wrong with you you Preppy pibby glitch P go content farm yourself hitting thr jizzy on your body 😷 you're giving dead dog 🐕 and not the alpha sigma make kind you Fatherless omega. Nobody not even a sheep from Loot Lake would smash you bruh you and your goofy ahh dumbah lookin stupid face gtfo bruh you aren't even real Nerd. Your words are all cap  🧢🧢 just like your dad (I fucked him bozo) you can't even mew right your bitch ass can't do nothing right 🤫 🧏 go fuck yourself bro got no Lore this Fatherless bitch L + Ratio + what is this + L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + galileo did it better + your avi was made in MS Excel + ur bf is kinda ugly + i have more subscribers + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + dead game + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + you main yuumi + aired + you drive a fiat 500 + the hood watches xqc now + yo mama + ok + currently listening to rizzle kicks without u. plus ur mind numbingly stupid plus ur voice is ronald mcdonald. Ur so unskibiti ain't evena rizzly bear never my pookie dumbass 69696969 so you can go to bed little kid cry about it. YOU CAN'T RIZZ FOR YOUR LIFE YOU OMEGA NON ALPHA‼️‼️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

-Unpleasant

"Get out of your cringe aura, its 2024."

"..."

"You definitely wasted your time to not get a single reaction out of me."

25/100 14/1000 1/30

[taitavva]

day 2: marriage

[transcription under the cut]

ANN: You guys looked so so gorgeous & happy today I couldn't help but cry... my mascara's ruined but it was worth it!!!

SHIHO: You were a mess *beautiful

ANN: SHIHO!!!!!

FUTABA: POGGERS

RYUJI: I can't believe that you guys are hitched now. this guy -> was freaking OUT about it the entire time. it was kind of gross. Still I gotta support my bro + bro in law. CONGRATS

YUSUKE: Such a natural dichotomy of light and dark. A marriage of chiaroscuro. Pure ardor.

RYUJI: What.

SUMIRE: i don't even know what to say i'm so happy right now!!! it feels like my heart is going to jump out of my chest. i know that it's the same for you Akechi-senpai ... i hope this feeling never dies

SHIHO: Im really proud of how far you've made it from that gloomy boy in room 101. It's been hard and ugly, but you've never been one to admit defeat. Here's to that road that never had an end in sight (P.S. I totally won that uno game)

HARU: Congrats to you and Akechi-san, it was such a lovely experience

MAKOTO: Congratulations. Both Sae and I are ecstatic.

ANN: Cute !!!

RYUJI: GAY ->

FUTABA: NO U.

YUSUKE: Interesting composition.

FUTABA: Circa > Joker's notebook 2017. Mr & Mrs Akechi

SUMIRE: ^ｏ^ ❤️

FUTABA: Mona says he wants to go w/ Akechi in the divorce [so do i]

MAKOTO: Divorce? That's illegal.

HARU: No divorce allowed.

RYUJI: Hell naw!!!

FUTABA: Akechi buys us food. Always.

YUSUKE: Always?

FUTABA: ALWAYS!

[awilddaydreamer]

Fuck, I'm actually crying. Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are all together (because Tommy came to Wilbur's place) telling Tallulah and Chayanne about the SBI MCC4 :(((

(long audio transcription under the cut)

Wilbur: Ok, let's tell the story!

Phil: Alright, they're just over here, they'll hop on the bed, and then when we're- when we're done we just leave and they place their beds down.

[Phil and Tommy chuckle in endearment]

Wilbur: Aww

Phil: It's cute right?

Wilbur: That is cute as hell Tommy, overlapping: Hi Tallulah!

Wilbur: M'kay. So, a long time ago, in the distant land of the year 2020

Phil: I'm gonna turn you up

Wilbur: [loud] THERE WAS A MINECRAFT TEAM

Phil: NEVERMIND! Ouh. [laughs]

Wilbur: It was built for the Minecraft Championship, which is th- the biggest.. thing that has ever happened. Speci- Phil: It's like the Olympics Wilbur: Mm. Specifically number four, all the others pale in comparison. Phil: Yep Wilbur: None were as good as number four. Phil: Yep

Wilbur: And um... basically there were these four people chosen, and they were: the great- the great elder. The wisest of the miners. [Phil wheeze-laughs] The longest survivor of all time, Philza Minecraft. Phil, whispering: That's me! Wilbur: There was... the PVP legend. A master of his domain. a destroyer of men, women, and their now orphaned children. Phil: PFFT Wilbur: He was very very good at it. His name, was Technoblade. [Phil chuckles]

Wilbur: There was also the scrappy young upstart, the- the y'know the prodigy s- the prodigal son who was going to take on the crown and soon take on after his- his predecessors. Tommyinnit. And there was Wilbur. [pause]... and together, they-

[Wilbur and Phil laugh]

Wilbur: Together they formed MCC4 Purple Pandas. Phil: Yeee Wilbur: Now, they were the dead-set favorites to win, and there was gonna be a crazy upset.

[Wilbur chuckles and Phil laughs]

Wilbur: Everyone- everyone thought Purple Pandas was gonna win, and would you believe it... [pause as they both chuckle under their breath] after a long-fought battle... they won. They won, despite Wilbur d- building something wrong in Sky Battle and falling to his death in the void. Um, and- Phil: So- some would say that was an advanced tactic called Ghosting so he could find out information about the other teams and help us. Wilbur: Mhm. We'll never know. We'll never know

[Phil laughs]

Wilbur: What happened in Rocket Spleef?

Phil: Rocket Spleef, it was Tommy saying- Wilbur: Oh, uh, To- Tommy committed woman murder. Phil: Yep.

Tommy: But Tallulah trust me it- it went hard

[Wilbur and Phil chuckle]

Phil: Tallulah, it was poggers and not permanent, so don't worry. [laughs]

Wilbur: He was feeling good afterwards you could say Phil: He was feeling good

Tommy: Tell them about the dynamic duo- Phil, overlapping: Tallulah has words Tommy: -that was me and Techno.

Wilbur: Oh in- in- in Battle Box Tommy: [unintelligable] -To Get To The Other Side

Wilbur: [reading Tallulah's sign] Tallulah doesn't support that Mr Tommy.

Tommy: Honestly Tallulah it was a dark time for- [Wilbur laughs] Tommy: And I don't- I don't say that kind of thing anymore. You're all safe in my- in my presence. [Wilbur and Phil laugh]

Wilbur: And, yes, there was the dynamic duo in Battle Box and Tommy and Techno, who scored crazy good points- and Techno won Ace Race! Techno kinda was the reason we won that MCC we did fuck all, it was mostly Techno [laughs]. Phil: Pretty much. We got- [stammering] we got carried pretty hard. [chuckles]

Wilbur: But then we won. We won, and it's one I look back very fondly on, there was- there was at- there was at one point a time when I- I- I couldn't bring myself to watch MCC4 because I just got so annoyed at Tommy over and over during the vod. [Phil laughs] Wilbur: But since- since watching it again recently it's actually pretty based, and it's a pretty good vod.

Phil: It's really funny, there was o- there was one moment, Chayanne, where Tommy was like "Yeah I've got this block," and I was like "place it," and he was like "I don't have the block, Phil," and then I just proceeded to berate him and argue with him for like about three minutes until the next round started Tommy: It was a real learning curve in our father-son relationship. Wilbur: Mhm. [Phil wheeze-laughs]

Wilbur: Anyway, get some rest you two. And- and Tallulah when you wake up there will be a brand new home for you, a completely safe new house!

[Tallulah begins playing her flute as Phil begins talking] Phil: It's gonna look- it's gonna look so good. Aww thank you for the song Tallulah. Tommy: Awhahawww! Whaat?! Wilbur: She's just like- just like her old man. Tommy: You're incredible, Tallulah!

[Wilbur and Phil laugh]

[victor-aguilar]

☆ ALI'S 2023 END-OF-YEAR APPRECIATION POST !!!

hi friends!!! i just wanted to do a little thing where i thank my friends for being my friends and helping make my year brighter!! this is loosely inspired by @mirxzii!

Firstly, thanks soo much to all my mutuals and followers and everyone else I've had positive interactions with this year on here :)

I'd also like to take a moment and thank all my friends who made my year:

☆ OLIVE | @jewishruthfleming

↳ hiii ilysmmm you've been such a great friend to me and i'm soo grateful you're my friend. thanks for putting up with me and my hyperfixations which are completely different from yours, thanks for listening to my rambles abt alex wilder. you have literally been one of the best parts of my year, and i wanted to make sure you knew that so

☆ NOOR | @kohinoors

↳ noor omg first off hi. i hope this is year is soo good to you. you are one of the coolest people i've ever met. even though neither of us like the same things anymore, i still love you soo much, and im so glad you think i'm cool enough to be your friend 🥺 you're like my cool big cousin, ilysmm

☆ LUNA | @mexicancokewannabe

↳ LUNA BBG HII, literally ilsym. ty for always being there for me and always cheering me up when i'm sad and making me laugh, and making sure ik to sleep. you're such a sweet, fun person and my life is better bc of you 🦐🦐

☆ MARTY | @vidnasty

↳ marty, i hope you know i think you're like the coolest person ever. even though we don't talk much anymore, i still love you so much, tysm for making me laugh and smile and cry (with your angst posts and fic ideas)! i hope you have a wonderful 2024!!!

☆ ROXIE | @mirxzii

↳ roxiee i love you just as much now as i did during our encanto phases, even though we don't talk much or have the same interests, i still enjoy seeing your posts on my dash, and i hope you have a lovely year, hon ^_^

☆ IZZY | @luckynature

↳ izzy!! ilysmmm you are so sweet and cool, and i'm so happy seeing you get the love you deserve this year, (and hitting almost? 1k followers), like congrats babes, you deserve it!!! your ideas and concepts for characters whether oc or existing are always so amazing, like you literally are soo creative omg. you're like the mirabel to my isabela, ilysm have a great year!!

☆ JUNO | @madwickedawesome

↳ juno u r literally so poggers. omg ilyy ur soo cool and have such great taste. and THANK you for introducing me to lacrimosa. life changing frr alshskk anyway ily!!!

☆ JAS | @isitovrnow

↳ jas, you're such an angel, thank you sooo much for being my friend!!! you're such a kind, beautiful soul omg, i hope this year is kinder to you, ily

☆ VARI | @mapsareforbraindeads

↳ niaaa ilysm you are such an amazing writer, and you're so cool. like omg, ilysm i hope you have a great year and i hope life is kinder to you

☆ ASH | @the-wank-shank

↳ you are like omg. you are so cool, you are also like a big cousin to me!!! your humour is so funny, and your art is so poggers. ily hug!!

☆ AERON | @lanawinterscigarettes

↳ MY big bro!!! i love seeing you spam my notifs, its like my little way of knowing your online lol, your such a bright person you always make me smile whenever we talk ilysmmm

☆ AMI | @foxboy-light-yagami

↳ ami you are so funny, your vibes are immaculate, and i love being correct abt light yagami with you. you are literally such a joy and ilysm

☆ IZZIE | @hateful1979

↳ izzie!!! you are such a lovely person, and have such banger taste omggg i love you so much you're such a delight

☆ ACHILLES | @nibblelinephym

↳ achilles you are so poggers!!! ilysmm ty for being my friend! you're so nice and always brighten the dash

☆ CLOUD | @sillysnack

↳ CLOUDDD!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF my favourite ppl omg, you're such a lovely, sweet person ^_^ we've been friends since jan 2022 with our encanto phases (2 YEARS!!) AND i can't wait for another 2 years and beyond omg ilysm i can't put in words hi

☆ SOPHIE | @larsgoingtomars

↳ sophie, you're amazing and i love you so much!! your such a lovely person and i love talking to you, you're such a great friend ilysm

And a special mention to all my friends and mutuals who've deactivated- Asha, Envy, Oli, El, Deus, and everyone else, I still love you so much and I hope that you're okay <3

HAPPY NEW YEARS, EVERYBODY, HERE'S TO A GREAT 2024!!!

[plant-trannie-12]

THAT WAS SO POGGERS BUT NOW I'M CRYING

[demonkinguwu]

FANFICTION PROGRESS

This is an update since I'm back in a mental space where I can start writing again. [A bit of my personal thoughts at the end] I am continuing all of my current fics, none will be abandoned but some will be on a long hiatus before I get to them, so I'm sorry for the delay on those, but I'll most likely fix the aus they are based on. Now for the statuses of those:

The Witch Bride and The Groom Ghost: I will most definitely be finishing this one in the next coming year, I have been plotting it out and have all the chapter drafts finished. However, I will most likely be moving the chapter upload from once a week to once every two weeks due to the chapter length [boy they are long jdsknf] and my work schedule picking up. Art will added later on.

Subcon Waltz: This will most likely take a while for me to revisit, mostly because I am plotting out the chapters and reworking most of it, no drafts have been done as of yet but I have a pretty good idea of where the story is headed. Plus this has been a story I've been wanting to get back to since it's been in the works for so long, it's a nice mix of the fairytale tropes, horror, and that good old Subcon dark humor lol. I really come to love it :>

How To Be a Loving Family: This is definitely one that will take me the longest to get back to work with due to the amount of rework that I'll do with the AU. A lot of it going to change from what I had in mind but it's for the sake of feeling comfortable with it. That said, once again, the current chapters will be reworked a little at a later point once I have a clear idea of the reworked AU.

I'm also working on 2 new fics not yet to be announced but they're being worked on behind the scenes on occasion. Thank you so much for sticking with me on these, your kudos and comments are appreciated!

A bit of a personal journey with writing these fics

Last year hit me pretty hard, I experienced big-time burnout. I wasn't really capable of doing much that I felt I like doing artwise, especially with writing. I only did doodles on discord but aside from the occasional post, not much else.

Back then, rereading my old writing, my old rps from the old servers I was in, I just cringed at how bad I was. I don't consider myself a good writer, heck even now I'm so-so on my writing, but reading back on my old stuff, man I feel like I kissed a lemon dkjnfddf I was pretty bad and writing felt off to me since then. I did still do private oneshots but I couldn't get back to writing these series. The thing about the Hat Mom AU and the Subcon Waltz AU fics being felt in the dust was that I wasn't as invested in A hat in time much, it was just a mix of my hyperfixation on the series dying off, the fics not being ironed and plotted out properly [Literally didn't plan a thing on Subcon Waltz and just winged it out impluse] and the fandom drama had drained me [Yeah, remember the whole Vanessa hating asks I got? Yeah those certainly didn't help with my mood at the time]

The only reason I got back into writing at all was due to how invested I grew in TGOGM but it didn't have that many fics at the time so I decided to throw my hat into the ring with my own au. By then I learned how to properly plan out chapters and writing and remembered I was just doing this for fun, I wasn't being paid to do this so I could take my time with this.

Eventually, I applied this mindset to my other fics and aus once I got back into ahit, these are my aus/fics, I can rewrite them if I don't like them. So that's what I'm doing right now, just taking the hammer, smashing stuff and just fixing them into something I like. Because at the end of the day, I'm not really a popular artist nor have a grand story everyone is invested in, I'm just a silly little creator with my own silly ideas that I choose to share with the world. If they like it, then poggers!!! I will cry and sob for weeks over a nice comment dkjnfds If not, well, I like this, and maybe one day someone else will too :>

I know this is long but I just needed to share my thoughts out there alongside telling you guys they're not dead, they're just being fixed with the hammer lol :> If you read this far, thank you for reading this madness fdnjf I'll try to get these to a place a like while taking my time in doing so uwu

[calmthefuckdownalright]

Can I ask for headcannons for different versions of Wilbur x child reader where the reader notices wilbur is feeling sad and reader brings some of their favorite things to Wilbur. Like some of their favorite toys, their special blanket, and their favorite snacks. Reader brings them to Wilbur because, "These make me feel happy maybe it'll make you happy too!"

I cried. I'm crying. 😭😭😭

Warnings: Very Sad, death, general depressive themes, intense sibling fighting

ATTENTION ALL YOU WEIRDOS: THE BURSONAS WILL BE REFERRED TO AS THE READERS FATHER/ADOPTER IN THESE AND THAT IS ALL. BACK OFF FOUL DEMONS WITH YOUR PEDOPHILIA!!

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Simpbur/Dadbur

For a little backstory, your mother hadn't exactly been around. She died in other words and poor Wilbur never really learned to cope with that loss

He's a great dad to you and really tries his best. He can't afford you proper schooling so at the age of four you began your homeschool experience

Wilbur does anything for you. He watches movies and tucks you in. He kisses you goodnight and goodmorning. He watches video upon video of how to do this or that or make this or that just to see his little Star smiling

So, when your mother's anniversary comes along you hear Wilbur crying. He's trying to muffle it as it is indeed four in the morning, but everyone knows sometimes you just can't help it. You know how hard your father works, you know he's sad.

So what does Wilbur do for you when you're sad? He gives you your blanket or your favorite stuffed toy that's been washed too many times. He makes you a snack and hugs to close with apologies and answers to the universe.

"Daddy?"

"What is it my little Star? Why are you awake?"

"I heard you crying."

"Oh, I'm sorry little one. C'mon let's go back to bed."

"You're crying about Mama aren't you?"

Wilbur is gobsmacked you know what it was. He hardly notices the assorted things you carry.

"Yes, yes I'm crying about Mama. I miss her Little Star."

"I miss Mama too, so here. You always give me these things when I'm sad so maybe they'll help you too."

He cries harder at the thought and hugs you. You ask him why he's still crying and he responds.

"These are happy tears Little Star. You make me so happy."

C!L'manbur

Everyone gets stressed and everyone says and does things they don't mean.

You and Fundy never truly got along. He was older by a fair sum and you hardly a toddler during the times of the founding of L'manberg. Your Father, Wilbur Soot, was so passionate about the cause he was fighting for you were often left in the care of Tubbo.

One day you were finally able to spend time with your Dad and Fundy was there as well. You never understood why the fox man didn't like you. You never understood the cruelty he shot at you

You just knew every time he got away with it, Wilbur was there to patch the scraped knee and wipe the tears. The only toy you ever received was a little bear dressed in a L'manberg uniform with black buttons for eyes. Wilbur gave that too you

And you gave it to Wilbur the time that Fundy didn't get away with the harsh words.

"Why would you say that to them?! They're your sister/brother/sibling!"

"They're a child! They don't belong here! They're derailing our entire agenda!"

"Would you rather me send them with Tubbo to do his spy work?! Or perhaps Eret would like a bargaining chip!"

"That's not what I meant Wilbur!"

"Then stop being a prick to them! You're right, they're a child and I would rather them not be here to see this war but its the safest place for them right now!"

"What about the rest of us?! The rest of us who wish they weren't here at all to begin with!"

There's a crack of something and the voices stop. You heard heavy footsteps and a sniff. You heard a small pleading voice asking, apologizing.

Then the door slams and there are muffled tears. You gather Sir Poggers (the bear named by Tommy of course) and push open the door.

Wilbur doesn't seem to notice you and is indeed the one crying. His glasses swing from his fingers while his other hand presses against his eyes. He heaves and sobs and you nearly cry just watching.

You set the bear on Wilbur's knee and watch as he flinches and sniffs. He looks at you with bleary eyes and a runny nose.

"You gave me Sir Poggers when I fell and cried. I heard a noise so I think you fell, which is why you're crying."

Wilbur takes the bear and examines the button eyes loose from months of wear and tear.

"Yeah I did didn't I little Star. Thank you."

Wilbur hugs you and tells you a story about a salmon and a killer whale who met and fell in love.

Pogbur/Vilbur

(this HC follows the previous)

Wilbur never had a lot of time for you anymore which was fine. You were finally of age to be participating in the war effort just in time for your fathers nation to slip away.

Fundy tolerated you now but the two of you still didn't talk much. If at all.

You spent a lot of time with your Uncle Tonmy and Tubbo and Technoblade. You farmed and fought and quarreled. But you wanted your father

Wilbur still had Sir Poggers. You saw it on his makeshift desk when you got to visit him. It sat by a picture of a salmon you only assumed was Fundy's mother Sally. You had never asked who your mother was. She was never really in the picture.

"Hey Dad? Everything alright?"

"Y/N? What're you doing?"

No 'Little Star' or 'Starshine' in Pogtopia. Wilbur was flat with you. Scared even at times. You knew he was down two lives from the war. Schlatt influencing the second to fall.

"I came to ask a question, but if you're busy"

"No no, come sit. What's your question?"

"Who's my Mum?"

"Why do you want to know?"

This was a question that could go so many ways.

"Maybe I want to go visit her. Get to know the other half of my genetics."

"Live with her you mean?"

"Yeah maybe."

"What's wrong with Pogtopia?"

"It's dark Wilbur, and gloomy and you're not nice anymore."

"Y/N M/N Soot you will not be leaving Pogtopia to live with someone who didn't give a damn about your birth."

"Seems like I'm doing that anyway!"

Its still and quiet and deathly cold. Wilbur stares at you and tears slip from your eyes.

"You don't know how much I care about you Little Star, so you are going to take that back and go to your room right. The fuck. Now."

So you go but you don't take back your words. If there's one thing you got from Wilbur it was pride. Every word that leaves your mouth is purposeful whether to sting or poison completely.

You hear him yelling down the hall at someone, probably Tommy, and you flinch. You think of Sir Poggers and how it was so different when you were young and unscathed from violence. Before Wilbur went mad.

You looked to your sleeping area. The the bookshelf that held hardly any books. One stood out. One called Atlas Shrugged. You loved that book. You read it almost every year since Wilbur taught you to read.

You grab the colored paperback and leave you room. Wilbur is no where to be found so on his desk you leave a note with the book and Sir Poggers sitting close by.

'I'm sorry, I know you're stressed. Enjoy some quality time in the pages to unwind. Love you,

Starshine'

You went to sleep that night content with your good deed.

Ghostbur

(this HC follows the previous)

Ghostbur remembers you vividly. There are some dark spots but the more populated lighter ones are bright and joyful. They're his favorites.

He loves you, his little Starshine though not so little anymore. This makes him sad.

"Ghostbur, why are you crying?"

"You're so big now Starshine. I missed you."

Ghostbur is very emotional in general but when he realizes he hardly even remembers the last moments with you it makes him break down

"You grew up too fast. I-I don't remember seeing you get so tall."

"Ghostbur I'm still here. I'm right here."

You'd hug him and he hold you tight like he did when you were a child though he didn't truly remember that.

"I'm so sorry Starshine, I missed it all."

There wasn't much you could do for Ghostbur. Atlas Shrugged had been blown to hell and Sir Poggers was never found.

"You're here now, Ghostbur. That's all that matters."

You have to really assure him when he's upset, especially about you.

"Say, do you remember when I was real young? And we went crawfish hunting?"

Ghostbur didn't but it sounded like something that was fun and distracting. You lit up at the memory and he would beam.

"Y-yeah a little."

Instead of giving Ghostbur something you did something with him. You stood in the water and him on the sand. You turned over rock after rock and plucked little crawfish from their stones. Ghostbur smiled and no tears hissed against his skin.

Revivebur

(Warning: Mentions of Death)

Alivebur. Ghostbur. Dad.

Titles he didn't deserve anymore.

He was Revivebur. Changed and anew. A Phoenix from the ashes.

You were no longer Little Star. Nor Starshine. You were grown, and like Fundy, you were pissed.

"You think you can just come back into my life?"

Wilbur is hurt by your words. By your sharp tongue and burning gaze. This wasn't the child he raised.

"Please Y/N, give me another chance."

He begs and pleads. He gets on his knees and clasps his hands before you. Wilbur is pitiful as he grovels for your forgiveness.

His Little Starshine. His heavens and earth.

Poor Fundy...

"You leave them alone, Wil. You've skipped out on them same as you did me."

He's grown to pity you. Your brother via father is now on your side. He understands.

"Fundy please, I know I've done you both over but I'm begging you. Death changed me."

Wilbur's words do nothing. He's not the only one who has felt the bite of Death's cold sword.

"It changed us too."

You lost your first life in Wilbur's explosion. Your second as a bargaining chip for a disc. Tommy and Tubbo had taken it upon themselves to finish raising you but children are not exactly fit to raise an even younger child.

So, Fundy took the job and did great influencing his sibling's final years without Wilbur's input.

"Y/N, Starshine, you can't honestly believe I would abandon you."

"You did it to Brother."

"And that was a mistake I'll never stop regretting."

"Why should I trust you Wilbur?"

"I'm your Dad."

"Lot of good that did your head when you blew up the nation and got Grandad to kill ya didn't it? Lot of good that did when you left me and Funds to keep on after you was gone. Lot of good that does when I'm on my last leg without a notion if you're gonna blow me and my friends up again."

There are a lot of things said. A lot of teeth bared and a lot of shots fired.

You'll stand there in silence and tears will fall for what seems like the first time in years. Because it has been years. It's been years since Wilbur has held you or anyone has been there for you in only a Father can be there.

So, Wilbur hugs you. He pulls you close and you both fall to your knees. It's quiet and a streak of white tickles your neck.

You return the embrace and you both sit there.

Revivebur

(But it follows the request 🥲)

Revivebur adopted you from the streets of Las Nevadas the one time he was able to sneak in without Quackity immediately kicking him out.

You were a scruffy little kid and fought him tooth and nail on almost everything but he kept you. Wilbur kept you safe.

Tommy encouraged shenanigans and felt like a kid again, Wilbur could tell.

You learned how to cook burgers with him, and terrorized Ranboo to near quitting the business together.

"Fiesty one you got Wil."

Ranboo regarded you with caution.

"I know right?! They're incredible."

Wilbur did nothing but praise you. You were smart and quick. Your tongue sharper than his own and words became a weapon with your voice. Wilbur taught you how to phrase things.

He taught you to study and tip toe around sentences spoken to you. He taught you how to form your words around another's to get what you wanted.

Maybe not the best Father Child bonding activity, but its what he knew he couldn't screw up.

Wilbur was a good father to you. You loved him, you soon realized, and nothing could change that.

"See that Starshine? It's all about tone and staying cool."

One of Wilbur's arguments with Quackity had escalated and a crude punch or two had been thrown. Your father's eye was already beginning to bruise and although he attempted to hide it, you saw the tears threatening to slip past his mask.

"Why do you let him yell at you? Why don't we just leave Las Nevadas?"

"Because, Little Star, Big Q doesn't mean anything by what he says. He's just a little flustered is all."

Wilbur believes his words so you do as well.

"C'mon, lets so cook up some Fire Res."

Wilbur found potions to be a distraction. You liked to watch the liquids fizzle and boil and change as the properties mixed into the substances.

Wilbur's favorite was Invis. You liked Leaping. It made your chest feel light and with a good enough start and some slime you sneak from Quackity's reserve you feel like you're flying.

Quackity stopped by again.

"Keep your kid out of my supplies Wilbur, or were really going to have some issues."

"It's a few slime blocks Big Q, its not like they're taking diamonds."

"You haven't got a clue. Even dirt is essential to my place. Keep em out or I'll handle it myself."

There's clanking of bottles and a shattering sound. You don't hear the next words leaving your father's mouth.

"You touch Y/N and I'll burn that damn casino and everything and everyone inside it alive."

Wilbur's a man of his word and Quackity leaves.

That night Wilbur doesn't talk to you about the slime blocks but your promise yourself to put them back.

The next days are strange. Slimes, the humanoid ones that patrol the casino, stare at the van as you flip burgers. Some even dare venture through the forest and watch you from behind trees. Wilbur shoots fireworks at the walls each time he sees a green blobby man stop and look and personally hunts down any that get within a thirty block distance of the van.

Wilbur screams at the walls by night and send cigarette butts and fireworks flying at them by day. He curses at the guards and calls for Quackity to get his 'pervy green blobbed freaks' away from his side of the pond.

You hear him as you sleep. You hear him crying and your chest tightens.

"Leave Dad alone."

"Kid, you're the reason we have problems."

"Leave him alone and call off your creepy ass slime people."

"They're not creepy!"

"They're pretty creepy Q."

"Who are you to be making demands? Your what, 7?"

"11 and I've returned all your 'precious' slime blocks so either call off your crew or I'll use em to make my own blocks."

You record this conversation. Negotiation. And take it back to the van where you cook a bottle of Invis and Swiftness which you've just learned to make. You leave the items and recording where Wilbur will find them.

There's no shouting and crying that night. Quackity's slime people leave you alone and Wilbur does nothing but smile and recount the conversation back to you with funny voices and comedic gestures thrown in.

"You did so well Little Star."

Wilbur hugs you and everything's okay again.

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Okay...hm...Revivebur's first one isn't coherent with the request at all. BUT it's a good piece and I didn't want to delete it soooo....I'm really sorry.

Edit: I've just finished writing his second one and it doesn't really fit either but its still good...

I hope you like the others though!

[1nf3ct3d-x3]

Gyatt damn you stupid ahh bitch stfu you have no damn Rizz you are COMPLETLY Mid, get your Huggy Wuggy goofy ahh looking gyatt outta here, go back to the Digital Circus with your 27/84 plus 97 bozy Grimace Shake in Pizza Tower. You got no Edge. Goony Goofy ahh Sus Sussy Baka Impostor ima bout to eject your goofy mf ahh no Rizz no sigma L + ratio. Ligma balls not poggers Griddyin on your grave. Hitting the griddy with BanBan and Rainbow Friends on your gave. Always over there fapping and yapping on damn roblox. I'm the rizzler here stupid ahh goofy lookin, I'm going fanum tax on your ass. Chat, is this Real? Because this bitch ass don't know who I am. Opp. No bitches. So unskibiti. I bet ur from Ohio dumbahh Jumbo Josh. You bad ass Banban frum Rainbow Friends Smurf Cat on your grave Chat is this real, cuz this bitch ass is about to commit boybortion broskie ain't no alpha male Chug Jug Loot Lake bros a pibby glitch negitive what the sigma mf dead ass gacha heat aming us rizzler pass that shit bruh you toothless gumdrop💀☠️ 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Broski lookin like the Nerd emoji erm akcutally sounds like a skill issue go boybkrtion urself your so unskibiti that's so uncanny you unaigma Preppy heinsburg lookin ass bro spawned in from the deepest dephs of Ohio that there could ever be 💀 💀 ☠️ ☠️ stupid ahh Boomer ain't rven bussin bussin bruh what the sigma is wrong with you you Preppy pibby glitch P go content farm yourself hitting thr jizzy on your body 😷 you're giving dead dog 🐕 and not the alpha sigma make kind you Fatherless omega. Nobody not even a sheep from Loot Lake would smash you bruh you and your goofy ahh dumbah lookin stupid face gtfo bruh you aren't even real Nerd. Your words are all cap  🧢🧢 just like your dad (I fucked him bozo) you can't even mew right your bitch ass can't do nothing right 🤫 🧏 go fuck yourself bro got no Lore this Fatherless bitch L + Ratio + what is this + L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + galileo did it better + your avi was made in MS Excel + ur bf is kinda ugly + i have more subscribers + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + dead game + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + you main yuumi + aired + you drive a fiat 500 + the hood watches xqc now + yo mama + ok + currently listening to rizzle kicks without u. plus ur mind numbingly stupid plus ur voice is ronald mcdonald. Ur so unskibiti ain't evena rizzly bear never my pookie dumbass 69696969 so you can go to bed little kid cry about it. YOU CAN'T RIZZ FOR YOUR LIFE YOU OMEGA NON ALPHA‼️‼️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

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[loafbud]

oversharing anon back at it again (my ass is shy af so imma just keep being oversharing anon for now[and if you ever figure out which of yo followers is me, i will cry])

hope you're doing good both mentally and academically.i really love looking at your art cause it really do be like eating starburst in the park staring at the sunset.

you're cool and your art's cool and it's cool if you cant do something first try, that's why we learn.

man i wish i wasnt so cheesy or ranty either but c'est la vie.

sorry for super long asks i just think you're poggers and want to keep letting you know but me no like face out there haha bye

hey oversharing anon!! 😎

i'm doing well at the moment! that means a whole lot to me to hear, im happy my art makes u feel that way & gives u those kind of vibes GRAAAAH‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️

i feel like that's something i need to get thru my head BIG TIME irl, coz i be messing up sometimes n my perfectionistic ass just goes gets worked up over that, and im here like "LOAF... lol its OKAY omggg"

HAHA- yeah at this point im just accepting the ranty/cheesy part of my personality 😭😭 and no worries about whether your asks are long or not! the fact that i even receive asks in the first place is still crazy to me— in a good way! i never expected there to be ppl who actually wanted to communicate with me via asks (w/ questions, casual talks, etc)

[i-amtransexual]

I posted 31,882 times in 2022

That's 28,989 more posts than 2021!

539 posts created (2%)

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

People keep telling me I have major golden retriever energy. At first it was a compliment and now I'm just getting suspicious. Surely this many people can't agree. Surely "golden retriever energy" isn't a universal opinion of me. Everyone must know something I don't.

62 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

#4

ok sorry for being profoundly emotional about fictional characters it will happen again

67 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#3

hey don't cry, 1 million pronouns on earth ok?

79 notes - Posted October 19, 2022

#2

No but literally c!beeduo being an ambiguous realtionship is so important to me. It's started as platonic, and now it's tentatively cannon that it's romantic, and they have a son and they are husband's and they love each other and they just have such a wonderful relationship. If it's important to someone that's it's platonic, it can be interpreted as that and it fits and they still love eachother and it's awesome. If it's important to someone else that's it's romantic it can also be interpreted as that and they love eachother so much and it's so cool.

I personally lean ambiguous +romantic because I think of them as more kiss averse aces, which I am, because I can interpret tham as that because it fits and I feel like there are characters in media that are like me which is so cool.

It's just so special to me to think of them as this inbetween because their love is this beautiful, wonderful thing that's just a little bit more than friends but they don't really need or want to define it as romantic, and however you look at it, they love eachother so, so much.

c!beeduo are husband's who love eachother to the ends of the earth, in their own beautiful, special, wonderful, fluid way, and they defy expectations by not quite defining it, and giving the room for people to interpret it and feel connected to it whatever way they wish.

They are husband's and they have a son and they all love eachother so much.

94 notes - Posted March 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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[tommyssupercoolblog]

Comicpalooza update& Headed out a LOT of business cards and now we're exhausted. Asked Seán if he liked anything at the stalls but so far only one booth caught his eye- I grabbed her card for him tho. And other than that I got SO MANY ARTIST CARDS!! Excited to look though them and like, bookmark websites and buy smthn once I have more money. We have a little bit right now but there's so much cool stuff out there and so little cash flow for us that it's gonna be a while until we get to most of them. There's so many awesome artists here!! The library upstairs was super cute too.

Our day was.... honestly I wish I could say it was awesome and poggers and parts of it were!! But we also had some bad experiences today too, and honestly all but one of them would easily be outweighed by the good, but the FIRST bad thing was the worst and kind of set the tone for our day.

If any of you ever go to comicpalooza or the venue it's in, here's a tip- NEVER. USE. THE STAIRS. other than the elevators and escalators, there is no transportation, because while they built stairs, THERE IS NO EXIT TO THE STAIRWELL.

It's one way.

If you open the door to go down the stairs, and that door shuts behind you, there's no handle to get out and pushing the doors won't do anything, and it's the same all the way down.

I'll explain my experience under the cut but I wanted to put the warning first. DON'T. USE. THE STAIRS.

We spent the first 20 minutes trapped in a stairwell with no clue when (or if) we'd get out. I started crying and screaming for help and banging on the doors and no one heard us even though we could see them through the crack. Seán tried to calm me down and suggested we see if, if we went all the way down, there WOULD be an exit, but the only door down there we could access was storage so I assume either there's no exit at all unless they open the doors (which they supposedly do in a fire/emergency) or you have to go through storage to get it, and with no employee guide I wasn't going to wander through boxes.

So then I started hyperventilating again and crying and everything and Seán again was like "hey let's be rational" and asked me if I could try calling mom and seeing if it worked. So I did, and she said she'd TRY to find us by following our description of how we got stuck in there.

So then I went back to the door we came in from....and quickly lost my calm again and started yelling through the crack again, I got handprints and tears all over it and body slammed into it one time but Seán was like "STOP you're going to hurt yourself" so then we just kinda stood there, and Seán was still scared just being normal about it so I just kind of joined him in silent anxiety and we just stood there scared??? Mom called us, again, and stayed on the phone until she found us, but by then we were physically shaking and crying all over again from relief and tired-ness and she walked us to our first panel to make sure we were like. Okay.

Apparently there was also a security number we could call for help that's on the back of the doors but it was just "security - number" so we didn't know that was what it was for ;-; at least our mom was there and helped.

So....like....as fun as most of the panels were that was terrifying??!!!! And it also made anything else bad that happened feel a lot worse.

So I am VERY tired.

The air-instument band we saw was awesome and Seán liked the writing panel we went to (also the first panel we went to) and werewolf was also very poggers!! But I still got trapped in a stairwell. So like??

Hey at least I was still able to laugh and smile and have fun at other points in the day!! It's just now that I'm back in the hotel room all I can think about is how scary it was in the stairs....

I hope this wasn't like an actual new trauma. If it is and I have to unpack it in therapy later or we form a new alter I might just like curl up into a little ball. Like I DO feel scared of the stairwells and get anxious when I see them now but will that wear off??? I hope so????

Blowing up whoever decided one-way no exit stairwells were a good idea.

Also I piloted the body almost all of today besides during Seán's panel specifically. I wonder if that'll keep happening..I hope so, since I like people! I wouldn't want him to be overwhelm with the space and become scared and afraid

[applesafterlife]

Okay I can explain why 2 is THE best while also explaining why the other two are still amazing

First of all: THE MUSIC. The music is AMAZING. Literally, if you take the strings of the song The Spy and The Liar, you get the background music used in the last level of IEYTD2. I'm not even joking. It's THAT cool.

Second: The animation is more fluid in IEYTD2. While IEYTD1 introduces the silhouettes, it doesn't have much of them during the game. Literally just a guy with a flamethrower. IEYTD2 has JOHN FREAKING JUNIPER with TONS more animation than in any of the other games which is absolutely AMAZING. As an animator, I'm literally so proud of them

Third: Theme. The theme is consistent and matches the time perfectly. The sort of late 1800's, early 1900's feel mixed with all sorts of things from the early 2000's is quite a mess but it's still done so perfectly. I automatically make messes with setting/time and I'm always stressing out about making my stories EXACT to the time, but witnessing IEYTD2 has made me change my mind about it and just try to get it at least good.

IEYTD1 was amazing with it's storyline and characters. The ending was FANTASTIC too like WOW. Made me cry. 10/10.

IEYTD2's ending was more dramatic and slow and HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK.

IEYTD3's ending was okay. It was slow and dramatic, but a certain element made it feel odd. Actually, now that I think about it, NO. I literally love it all. The element just made it hit harder.

The music for the other two is great, but I wish it kept that consistency of great throughout the games rather than just focusing it on the last levels. That would be poggers :3 I just want to listen to a variety LMAO

If they don't, even better. Because then the last levels will hit harder.

anyways I'm done with my rant lmao

I’m curious:

pls rb for bigger sample size :D

[star-puff]

Cheese

[husbandohunter]

Hey I saw that your requests are open so, remember your genshin impact x reader, where the reader was very smol :X I have been recently Been simping intensely for ayato. Could you maybe make a part 2 where ayato is present? I would love to see that happen!

Inazuma Daycare [Baby Male Genshin]

Characters: Itto, Ayato, Thoma, Kazuha, Gorou

Synopsis: A supposed demon, a Yashiro Commissioner, a former criminal, a foreign servant and the General of Watatsumi…all under the age of six. Since it can’t be helped, you must do everything for them.

Tags: gn reader, platonic love, children

(A/n): When someone request the child series, it's free real estate *proceeds to insert the rest of the boys*

Arataki Itto

The loud kid who speaks before raising his hand. The kid who brings trading cards and aggressively shows off how poggers his legendary collections are worth MILLIONS (they're not). The kid who sucks the life energy out of your body.

"Teacher! Pick me, pick me!"

But you just can't hate him.

Itto would undoubtedly still be the tallest. His horns were like little bumps, barely poking out. He's not particularly savvy with his face painting skills yet, which you must fix it up for him after he got into a mess as always.

"I wanna use the colour red. Make it streak down like tears of blood on my face! Oh man, I'm going to look so cool!"

Okay Itto, now sit properly or this marker is going across your nose.

During art time, he likes to create his own version of 'Teyvat Creatures'. You had an earful of them: King of Hiligalaticalspectadogchurls and Evil Beans (the main villain of his hand-made manga by the way). Colours outside of the lines too. Very proud of his work. Sells them for 50 mora each.

Lunch time was the messiest for him. He can't hold his utensils and prefers to use bare hands.

The reason why Itto has such good beatboxing skills was that he practiced at a young age. Though he ends up spitting everywhere instead. You hope that he'll get better as soon as possible.

Voice cracks. You can hear him across the playground field.

But no matter how rowdy he is, Itto gets along with everybody and never leaves them feel left out. You find him inviting little children in the corner to a game of tag during recess. Sadly, he still ends up being last place in these games. Might pout. Might get salty. Might cry.

Itto refuses to agree that he is a crybaby. He runs a lot outside and would end up scraping his knee when too careless. You remember fixing a wound for him, his face would be all scrunched up as tears were piling up. He'll just keep repeating the same phrases: "this is nothing"/ "I'm a man and men don't cry".

You laughed, "Yes, indeed you are."

Kamisato Ayato

The kid whose parents fund your entire business. The popular trustfundkid. The kid way too mature for his age. Ayato holds tight to his refined image that he may come off a bit vain. Why is he even in your daycare anyways?

The first thing he does when entering you classroom was to mutter, "So this is where the donations went."

"Excuse you not everyone can afford high-quality furniture like you and for the record, I bought them myself."

When Thoma isn't available you'll be his substitute. It's unbelievable how rich the Kamisatos are. Ayato couldn't even fasten a sash knot and expected you to put on his kimono the moment he outstretched his hands.

You found a hidden bottle of Bubble Tea which of course, you confiscated. No desserts before lunchtime, Young Master.

Despite his rather lavish upbringing, you often found Ayato being picked up by his servants rather than his parents. His family loved him very much, but they were obviously too busy to attend their son's needs all the time. Since then, you saw him in a different light.

Thus when indoor recess was finished, you made Ayato in charge of putting the toys back into the toybox.

Thoma was about to help, that is, until you interjected faster than the Shogun's lightning.

This would be the first step to helping the young boy connect with his fellow classmates. He didn't have to be treated on a pedestal, he was an equal, a child who needed your attention more than anything. Initially, Ayato felt bothered by the tasks you gave to someone like him but those tasks ended up bringing the two of you closer.

For instance, serving the meals. Ayato genuinely liked your cooking much to your surprise. He was often served the best and healthiest dishes with the best ingredients but they lacked the cozy hearth-like feeling that you had. He said it tasted simple, yet honest.

Enjoys his hand being held when you both cross the street. Politely asks if he could keep holding onto you. “I like it when you hold me, teacher.” It's safe to say that the kid has grown attached, albeit clingy. Next thing you find yourself carrying him like a baby.

You will never know that Ayato intentionally finds excuses to follow you around. He'll get jealous when his classmates, even Thoma, steal your attention. And when you scold him for it, he'll get sad. But don't be fooled! They might just be puppy eyes.

Thoma

The kid every teacher- no, every MOTHER would dream to have. (Totally 100% a mommy's boy). He's got that vibe to attract grandmas and aunties of all sorts. Thoma deserves all the stickers and he always ends up claiming his sticker prizes first, for being such a good boy. In fact, he is the only kid that eats everything you serve, even the vegetables.

Give him the head pats, give him ALL the head pats (Ayato stares menacingly from the corner). "Whos a good boy? Yes you are, yes yoo are Thoma uuu!!"

In contrast to his master, Thoma was an appreciative, humble and attentive little boy. You found him glued to Ayato's side, performing duties such as carrying his luggage, smiling through the obvious heavy lifting. You feared that he was threatened and sold into child slavery.

Kid!Thoma would definitely be a ship figurine junkie. He'd bring in a new model everyday and held it tightly in his tiny, fat, little hands. It's so endearing to see him during indoor recess, when he drags his toy across the floor, making splattering sounds with his mouth.

"Sshhhhhhwishhhhhh, pow! Bam. Babababababbaammbam!!" he says while bumping two boats together in battle.

Thoma, boats can't shoot elements from their canons.

In art sessions, he drew you a picture of him and you together eating ?dango? (he tried his best, okay?), "This is for you teacher, because I love you soooo much!" HNNNNGG

*Clutching chest and dies of heart failure*

When there would be quarrels among the other kids (Oh the usual, Itto whining over how Sara took his favourite cup), he's the first to call you over. "Teacher said no more fighting, we have to be nice to each other!"

He's such a sweetheart. Thoma would pull in a stool and reach to sprinkle food into the fishtank before eating his lunch. He said he felts bad that the fish had to watch everyone eat while they wait for their turn :(

"Good job Thoma, here's your seventh sticker for the day."

Kaedehara Kazuha

The toddler 1/2

You recalled the day when Mister Tomo dropped off Kazuha on his in daycare for the first and he'd timidly clung to his pants while hiding from behind. He's a shy little one, still is. You had to do a little coaxing otherwise Mister Tomo would have been late for work and stayed in your school for the rest of the evening.

However when Mister Tomo managed to sneak out without Kazuha noticing, he started to cry immediately. It brought so much distress that Gorou felt like crying too. You had to carry him because if you didn't, Kazuha would have found some way and climb over the fence, chasing down the running figure.

It took a long time before Baby Kazuha became comfortable with you. He tends to be very sensitive, especially towards nature. You'd bring him to the school garden every once in a while to show him the flowers. He looked so cute when trying to grab a butterfly, twisting and turning in your arms.

Quiet reading time was when you spent most with the toddlers out of all the kids. Kazuha is the only one to take out a bunch of books but never go through all of them. He'd flip through a few pages before getting bored and moving on to the next. You found him to be an extremely fast learner when it comes to literate subjects.

The way his little smile stretches his chubby cheeks when he says a word out loud. That's it. That's the show.

Kazuha may be a toddler but he's old enough to walk and play with Itto and the other kids. The thing is, he never does. He prefers to quietly play in the sandbox with Gorou. It's a wonderful bonding experience for both of them. Since the day you taught Kazuha not to eat sand to draw shapes and build sandcastles, he couldn't pull away from it anymore. And if you did, he'll start whining.

Likes to play with the pet turtles. When I say play I mean he simply sits there and stares as they watch them slowly crawl on the floor. When Mister Tomo arrived to pick him up, Kazuha asked him whether they can have a turtle too.

Needless to say, he'll have no trouble coming to daycare anymore.

Gorou

The toddler 2/2

Juggling between Kazuha and Gorou was hard, especially when you had to shoo Itto away from petting his ears or prying Yae's hands from pulling his cheeks. He was often dropped off at daycare with a stuffed Shiba Inu in his arms, notably that it was his guardian and good luck charm. Everywhere he went, General Gorou Jr would follow him too.

Since he was still young, you also had to spoonfeed him his lunch. Ah but don't forget to feed General Gorou Jr! You would now be serving two small bowls as his stuffed toy took space on an empty seat. Most of the time it was just Gorou talking to his stuffed animal and you learned many things about his alter ego. From General Gorou Jr's birthday to the way that he liked his bread sliced up.

Gorou once placed his Shiba Inu against your cheek to mimic a dog kissing you indicating that General Gorou Jr appreciated all the work you've done. Totally not lowkey expecting a kiss in return.

It's funny how his dog sense would kick in and he would suddenly become shy about it. One of those moments was where he'll be digging the sand beside Kazuha's sandcastles and burying the shovels that were needed for the process. This would make Kazuha angry and they get into a fight over protecting/digging up the sandbox.

Then there were other moments when a ball would suddenly roll by (Yae) and it would distract him from whatever he was previously doing (ends up having his desserts stolen because no one was guarding it)

"Hehe, teacher did you know that Gorou sleeps while hugging his tail?"

See for yourself. When it was nap time, Gorou was the first one to fall asleep and the last one to wake up. He'd pull up his fluffy tail between his legs, nuzzling against the fur, dozing off into dreamland.

[yanderes-galore]

BROOOO if we can requests when slots open then poggers

I’d like the rk 800-60 the sadistic one with your prompt number 7: "All this blood? It's all for you! Everything I do is all for you!"

Omg thanks

Ooo, sadistic Connor time! Plot-wise this is a loose continuation of the concept I did for him.

Yet another one where I felt the dialogue was more important. Even if I felt 60 become progressively more OOC-

Yandere! RK 800-60 Prompt 7

"All this blood? It's all for you! Everything I do is all for you!"

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Deception, Blood, Corpses, Sadism, Murder, Manipulation, Forced relationship, OOC Connor-60? Unless you want to theorize he's also a deviant, then it would be in character.

You would not stop crying. No matter how much he tried to console you, you'd shrink away and cry. It irritated this form of Connor, but he was sure you would accept him as your new partner.

Red and blue blood spilled on the ground around you and this new Connor. He grins down at you and continues to hold you close. Even when crying, you were just the cutest....

"You're safe now. That scary deviant and rogue cop can't hurt you anymore."

"There's so much blood... I... I'm not safe."

"You're safe with me. I've protected you."

"You've done nothing of the sort! You've done nothing but manipulate me! You're a monster."

Connor-60 glares at you, casting you to the ground instead of holding you gently. You slide into the mix of blood. Your tears fall heavily when you feel the red and blue substance stain your clothes.

Here you were, sobbing by the corpses of your friends. Laying on the floor covered in blood, a copy of your android friend glaring down at you. He scoffs.

"See all this?"

He steps closer, not bothering to pick you up yet.

"All this blood? It's all for you! Everything I do is all for you!"

Now you're picked up from the blood and corpses, the imposter android not caring if the blood stains you both. You shake and shiver, trying to stop your sobs. For not being a deviant, this Connor was sick in the head.

"Looking back at the memories I got from that older model of Connor, you two were so close. Too bad he went deviant."

Connor-60 tsks, grabbing your hand to encourage you to walk with him. He was leading you to the elevator to leave the warehouse. Someone else would pick up the mess.

"That's okay. I will take his place. Androids like him are replaceable. You won't even notice the difference."

"You'll never be Connor-"

"Ironic you say that to a Connor model."

He laughs softly, opening the elevator.

"You have a good sense of humor, dear."

You're then shoved into the elevator with Connor-60, heading the the ground floor. You aren't able to distance yourself in the elevator as his grip is too tight.

"This is how this is going to go. I will say you were held captive by the deviant and I saved you. I'll then take you in to get you all taken care of. You will be in no trouble."

He gives you a sadistic grin again.

"You're welcome, by the way."

You refuse to look at him.

"You should not be so sympathetic to deviants, dear. Once this whole revolution is shut down, you and I will be together. It's what you want, right?"

He forces you to look at him, blood covering your chin. You grimace at the feeling.

"You want to be with Connor according to my memories. Well..."

His lips ghost over yours, the android adoring your disgusted fear with sadistic delight.

"What's stopping you? I'm right here...."

"Get away from me." You growl, pushing him away.

"You'll get used to it."

"I will never."

"Me and your Connor are the same. You will. The heart wants what it wants."

"You have no heart."

"Correct. Your heart, however, wants Connor. I'm only offering an alternative."

Connor-60 now stands a decent distance away, but he still feels too close for your comfort. Could the elevator go any slower?

"Why do you deny what you want? Comfort stands right in front of you yet you deny it. Humans truly are odd creatures."

"You killed Hank."

"Hank killed Connor."

"He didn't mean to!"

"But Hank did, indeed, kill Connor. Shouldn't you be mad at Hank?"

You shake your head and bite back a sob. He was just trying to get in your head.... Trying to weaponize your emotions against you....

"Our stop is here. Before the door opens. I suggest one thing."

Your arm is grabbed roughly and you're pulled closer to the sadist.

"Listen to me and just maybe I'll go easier on you, got it, dear?"

Before the door opens, a cold kiss is pressed to your forehead.

"I'll love you better than that deviant ever could."