#I'm becoming delusional

[normalties]

just finished the Christmas special and I am screaming, crying, rolling on the floor, sobbing, absolutely distraught, depressed, jumping out of the window from the second floor of my house

[atticussaysquestionablethings]

Movie actor who is bad at English:

"he has a game in which a player has to spin a pointer and get a certain limb on a colourful dot on a white mat-mind"

[mothmans-husband]

what if i started making all my tumblr posts cursive bc i write in cursive irl. what then.

[cjgladback]

I went to my first fiber festival this past weekend! Hoosier Hills Fiber Festival; if I'm still in this state come June next year, I'll probably be back and would love to meet anybody else there. Socializing/hanging out/talking to people without feeling like I was obstructing Real Customers was the one thing I missed, though I didn't really get to any of the free lectures so maybe that's where I could've met some people. Since it was an unknown situation with a lot of people and nearly an hour drive each way, I strategized to make sure I'd go:

First day, I signed up for a couple volunteer shifts. Absolutely a recommended strategy.

Got to be helpful!

They happened to have goodie bags, to help me justify the gas and time (I now have a nice tape measure to replace the one that's been vacationing with a missing sewing kit for a couple years and a lasercut wood two-inch gauge window that might help me with consistency versus my suboptimal practice of just trying to knit perfect squares when swatching in pattern)

I got to learn things about the layout and schedule I wouldn't know to ask when answering questions and acting as a gofer -- especially true working two different locations

And of course, some people were pretty much guaranteed to be happy to see me!

Second day, I signed up for a workshop in the morning so I'd be there and able to shop for anything I needed at the end. Ombre yarn dyeing was the class! It's acid dyes, something I'm several years off from wanting to get into enough to commit to dedicated cookware, full pots of dye powder, etc. The room with the workshop was a barn that had plenty of outlets--but they did not represent plenty of breakers. So there weren't quite enough functional heating elements for the class to have sufficiently cooked our yarn before leaving, and I did need to risk a giant stock pot at home for three batches of four jars, almost-simmering in a water bath for thirty minutes each, of the yarn that hadn't proven it was done (all but the two palest greens). I was a little worried the delay/drawn out heat situation would affect the results but if it did it wasn't much; I got pretty much exactly what I was hoping for with my two color gradient and the single is great too!

The single dye gradient is the color Moss, which did some interesting things with the red portion separating out once they were heated. Every skein has redder blotches, so I'm not bothered about any inconsistency -- if anything it'll help my finished product camouflage stains. Though it was definitely a surprise for me and the other Moss user in the class when our first yarn to have exhausted the dye was the complementary color to what it went in as.

The two color gradient used Rhodamine Red on one end, which was one end of one of our instructor's samples where she chose a cool-green for the other end to show how multi-component dyes mix less predictably than most paint. (It was kinda like shading with markers where you can still see washes of the pink and green in what you squint at and call a grey-brown.) The other end was Cantaloupe, which was one of the maybe three colors she didn't have a sample cut of yarn for. But she described it as the flesh of a perfect ripe cantaloupe and obviously I had to see that, and it sounded like it would be fairly guaranteed to combine nicely with the magenta while being just enough around a bend in the color wheel to be interesting--warm orange versus cool pink. As I said, it turned out pretty much exactly as I was picturing. Not anticipated was how much the jars looked like they were full of some delicious dragonfruit-mango beverage. Were I still a barista I'd be trying to recreate this for my shift drink.

Image descriptions under the cut.

[ID: Five images following fourteen small skeins of sock yarn dyed in individual glass jars, in two gradients. One gradient is six skeins from a medium forest green through a pale creamy pink, the other is eight skeins from a vibrant yellow orange through an even more vibrant magenta. The first photo is inside under fluorescent lights, showing the 32oz glass canning jars with metal lids and rings, full of dye and yarn on a table at the end of the class in which they were filled and heated for a short time.

The next two images are animated gifs. The first gif is two frames showing the finished dye jars sitting in grass, with their yarn and with it removed. The green gradient left only transparent blue color in its jars, and most of the pink to orange gradient's water looks more orange without its yarn, aside from the third and fourth jars from the orange end, which shade toward a neon lilac with the peachy pink yarn removed. The second gif is a view of the inside of the bright green wash bucket, with just the pink-orange yarn in it, then all of them mixed up, all as they were after a soak with the rust-brown water, in the first rinse, and that rinse water alone showing its transparent but still brown tint.

The last two photos show the gradients lined up along a weathered wooden bench on the side of a deck. The first photo has the wet piles of yarn bundled in front of each of their respective jars with remaining dye. The final photo has the clean, dry yarn wound into center-pull balls and still vibrant in the direct sunlight. End ID]

[nozomijoestar]

I think I'm finally starting to realize Claudine wasn't just trying to tell Maya to remember her humanity or to open herself to others, to acknowledge Claudine and Claudine's love, about human passion winning over lifeless godhood- Revue of Souls was also saying what good is pride if it can't be shared

[astraechoes]

Like first ending was okay. Yes, a little bit rushed and with a bunch of missing details but okay. But this one…it really fucked

[mics-bootlicker]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT THEY ARE DOING. RODY IS IN THE NEW CHAPTER WISHING IZUKU GOOD LUCK !!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

This might just be me living in my delusional era but I'm convinced that Blitz's mouth movements when he's crying in the full moon outfit don't line up with the "you think that just because we're smaller we're unimportant" bit of dialogue in the trailer and that the audio of that line has been edited over that footage but is actually from a different scene.

Bonus tin hattery: that footage is actually where he's saying the "I make everyone's lives worse" line.

[crowinkwriting]

Dragon Age modern AU college town with mage politics, Rook unpacking her trauma, and a Lucanis/Rook/Spite throuple!!!

SOMEONE TAKE MY COMPUTER AWAY!!!!!!

[paperultra]

consume.

Pairing: Geto Suguru x Reader Word Count: 394 words Warnings: Swearing, sexually suggestive content

It’s Saturday afternoon, and you’re supposed to be taking a nap.

“Sugu –” you let out a pitiful squeak that disappears in the black silk of his hair, “really –”

Suguru hums against your neck. “Just a minute,” he mumbles sweetly.

You’re in bed, all right. Unfortunately, that’s as far as the two of you have gotten to sleeping, as your boyfriend decided not five seconds later to crawl on top of you in an attempt at seduction.

(It’s working.)

“You taste good,” he continues, one large hand caressing your hip while the other flirts up your arm. His tongue laves the juncture of your neck and your jaw, the weight of his body keeping you in place as you squirm. “Way better than a curse.”

“Well, maybe your taste buds are fried,” you force out.

A sharp nip to your skin has your hands flying up to his shoulders. He grins, fox-like in your grasp.

“Mm, I don’t think so. I definitely tasted burnt garlic in your fried rice today.”

Your knees squeeze his waist in warning. “Watch it.”

“Sorry,” he appeases. “It was still good.”

Finally, Suguru lifts his face to nose at your cheek, pressing a kiss there before planting one where it's most needed. You let your eyes flutter shut, thoughts erupting into butterflies and muscles locking in bliss when his teeth scrape your bottom lip.

He seizes the opportunity to lick into your mouth. Suguru groans underneath his breath, and the sound rings in your ears and sends a toe-curling heat straight to your gut.

“Fuck.”

His hands delve underneath your shirt. Your fingers dig into his shoulders.

And then just like that, he stops.

Chest heaving against yours, he draws away, stares down at you with eyes blacker than night as the sun shines in through the curtains.

You stare back, quivering.

He smiles and tilts his head. “Wait,” he says. “You wanted to take a nap, didn’t you?”

You hate the way you crumble.

“If you don’t finish what you started, I’m leaving you,” you breathe.

“As if.”

His reply is so sure, so matter-of-fact, that you’re almost insulted. But then he dives back in and traces patterns along your ribs and whispers your name so reverently that your misgivings quickly dissolve to nothing.

“Don’t worry, baby, you’ll sleep like the dead after we’re done.”

[joy-girl]

Not to sound too insane or delusional right now BUT...

I was looking at pictures of Roger and my attention got caught by the jolly roger on his hat.

Specifically on the mustache of his jolly roger, and suddenly I realised that it reminded me of something...

Luffy's twirly eyebrows during the gear 5's transformation!

And that's even more weird because if you think about it, jolly rogers are supposed to represent the captain of a crew, right? Like Whitebeard's jolly roger has exactly the same type of mustache he has, Luffy's one has a straw hat, Shank's one has his three scars and so on...

But Roger doesn't have his mustache curved like that or even of that white/light colour. He has normal (and beautiful) black mustache!

So... Why did Roger choose that kind of jolly roger, when it doesn't represent how he normally looks? 👀

You know what I'm hinting at right? Even without taking into account all the similarities between Luffy and Roger's behaviour...

Also I know that the fruit hasn't been awakened in 800 years, but it can't be a coincidence that the moustache on his jolly roger looks exactly like it would've looked like if he ate the fruit (and then awakened it)... even if we know that nobody between the era of Joyboy from 800 years ago and Luffy in the present has ever awakened the fruit, Oda might have still drawn his jolly roger like that for a reason that is linked to that specific devil fruit...

Or I might be wrong and it doesn't have anything to do with it, but in that case the question still remains... why did he choose a jolly roger that is so different from him?

[rritoshiss]

The prettiest girl I’ve ever seen 🫶

stares.

[dykemind]

me when i put my life at risk to add another rapist or rape victim to the planet

[rystiel]

just watched the clone high s3 finale if joanfucius breaks up i'm ending it all

[vi-138]

fav sonic prime s3 screenshots

sillies

(left) sonic got grabbed by the quills??

(right) shadow's little kicky feet when he gets chucked by robotic rouge

happy throwing him thursday (it is saturday)

[pinkd3mon]

Silly sketches I made