#I'm also in Ohio rn

[numberfiveisback]

"New year new me" I say, still an unmotivated, lazy, sarcastic, high-chasing, financially unstable, depressed/manic, insomnia ridden, mentally emotionally and physically compromised bastard of a human being

Truly the mind of man is incredible and tragic and breathtaking and cruel. My thoughts run wild and I'm free to be embraced by the forces of the night. Some are kind, some are dangerous. Who knows? Maybe my mind will shut up for once and let me fuckin SLEEP ALREADY

If I have a nightmare tonight istg I will fist fight Ohio

[fatuispolaris-archive]

❝ sooo... is anyone looking to get into a fight? throw hands? exchange blows? we can use swords or knives too, if you like. but i think a good old-fashioned row with fists does well to let off steam. ❞

[jaemstudies]

I'm taking a class on ancient Greek archeology and the lecture I'm listening to is about the ancient Mycenaean civilization and he's talking about the grave shafts that had weapons and such in them and how that lead archeologists and scholars to believe that this civilization was more warlike and ik that like the Iliad and Odyssey back up the idea to an extent

But I think it would be really funny if it ends up turning out that they were like a super paranoid civilization and had some sort of belief that should they ever be attacked, their dead would rise up and protect them

[cupcakewebkinz]

hello hru

Hello!! I'm doing good, just watching Helene, I hope y'all are well too! 💖

[waitingforminjae]

crisis adverted ✌️ think it was just the migraine meds + my adderall at the same time 🥴 did my homework and laundry and feel back to normal 👍

[xxdarkxmoth17xx]

This post is ass idgaf.

Anyway, "stop shoving this heteronormative shit"? In what world is having a child "heteronormative" a lot of queer people, such as gay men, lesbians, etc. Want children, it's not heteronormative to want kids.

"someone really thinks that someone like Uzi, who can't act normal and barely can take of herself without N, would be a good mother? She most likely would be be an aggressive mother, who screams at her kids if they, or something else, annoys her." while yes, N is pretty much the only person she doesn't get angry around, her kids would probably be included in that since they're, ya know, HER KIDS.

"And N being Uzi's personal lapdog, who didn't dissagree or not side with her at least once through all the show, definitely won't help much his hypothetical children during any conflict." You know, if N, in this hypothetical situation was watching Uzi scream at her kids he would most likely try to calm her down more than anything.

Everyone says that Uzi would be a good mother, that she won't repeat her parents mistakes, would be loving, patient and caring bla bla bla...

Firstly - stop shoving this heteronormative shit, or universe will floop if female MC wouldn't want to have few brats in a "happy distant future"? Uzi most likely won't want any, she's definitely has different priorities than raising someone.

Second - someone really thinks that someone like Uzi, who can't act normal and barely can take of herself without N, would be a good mother? She most likely would be be an aggressive mother, who screams at her kids if they, or something else, annoys her. And N being Uzi's personal lapdog, who didn't dissagree or not side with her at least once through all the show, definitely won't help much his hypothetical children during any conflict.

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[cottoncandysprite]

Happy Pride!

Idk if it's the sudden gender euphoria/confidence boost from a fresh haircut, the increase in queer role models and community in my life over the past year, or just the fact that it's my first year using my chosen name, but something about this pride just seems special to me. It could also be that, in the face of Everything in regards to queer rights recently (I live in Ohio so I'm well aware how scary it is rn), it's more important than ever to be out and loud and proud. So, this month and every month, I will never shut up about how amazing it is to be a nonbinary idiot who desperately wants to kiss girls. Love u all 💕

[serpyserper56]

Alright here we go. This is the introduction post. Am I good at these? No. But here we go anyway.

I'm Serpy! I'm fine with all nicknames on that unless they're not absolutely terrible. I don't mind if you call me by my real name (Jacob) either.

But if you call me Jake, I will block you instantly, joke or not. I absolutely despise being called that and I will not hesitate.

Cleveland Ohio's worst! Save your jokes for later, only in Ohio, I've heard it before.

I'm 16. I'm OK with NSFW jokes and things such as, but if you go any further please warn me. I'm as depraved as you are but consent is great.

If you put a gun to my face and asked me to tell you my biggest hyperfixation, I would say The Black Keys. They're my favorite band, I love them so much, and if we talk for 2 weeks or more I will try my hardest to force them onto you. I love all music in general, aside from country music. I also hate AJR and Machine Gun Kelly. If you like them, I have no problem with you for it. But be wary that I will shit talk them whenever I can lmao. My entire music taste can be found on my last.fm

Speaking of music, I play the drums! I've been a percussionist for 7 years ongoing and I also march bass drum. It's genuinely a blast and I would highly recommend.

I do also play a lot of Splatoon! I'm not good by any means but I've been playing since the first week of Splatoon 1 and I can hold my own against most players (at least I would like to think.) Not on any teams rn but here's my sendou profile.

Object shows are cool as fuck. Tennis Ball and Pillow literally like live in my head. I'm trying to figure that out, but they do. They'll probably get their own blogs soon but I'm lazy af lmao.

I follow all of the big 4 American sports (baseball football basketball and hockey) pretty religiously. All of the teams from Cleveland ofc (or the blue jackets because we don't have a hockey team.) I know more about baseball than the other 3 combined, though, and the Guardians make me explode in every meaning of the word. I can name every single pitcher no hitter since 1978, test me!

I talk so much oh my god. They call me the Conversation Killer (they've never called me that but shhhh.) Be wary of that.

DNI if you meet basic criteria pretty much. If you bother me I'll tell you, and I expect you to do the same. I don't mind if you think I'm the most annoying person of all time, but please tell me instead of doing it behind my back lmao. I have an entire host of problems and trauma in my head that is genuinely too long for this post, but if you must know, contact me here or on my discord (serpyserper56).

Some other important links:

Here's my AO3 (BOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WRITES FANFICTION)

Here's my Twitter where I mostly just retweet and post random memes.

That's it from me! If you're one of 6 people reading this post, I'll see you around, I suppose.

[asleepygeorgian]

WTTT as stuff I hear/seen at school pt. 3

Washington: Listen...I'm not gay....I'm just...elegantly fruity

Oregon:....

Oregon: So gay?

Washington: Basically

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West Virginia: THERES A HUGE, TALL BLACK MAN CHASING MEEEEEE

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Georgia: Alright lil bro, quit talking to me

Alabama: BRo-ll tideee

Georgia: You think you're so funny

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Hawaii: Lowkey nah but lowkey tho.. *does some gestures*

Florida: FOR REALLLL

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Ohio: Say the hard r rn

Minnesota: *says the n-word*

Ohio: your white...

Minnesota: And?

Michigan: Respect

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Texas: Number 6 is crazyyyy

Georgia: stfu

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Maryland: Pookie Wookie Dookie

Virginia: Yes Kitten?

Pennsylvania: Oh my fuckin' god...GO GET ON DISCORD

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*Illinois walking up happily to Wisconsin*

Illinois: Kys ^v^

*everyone bursting out with laughter*

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Vemont: Gov said we're having a pickle party if we pass this little quiz thing

Also Vermont: Ima go tickle everyone's pickle at this party

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*Wyoming casually eating his pickle*

*Florida and Louisiana literally sucking on the pickle in front of him*

Wyoming: YALL NASTY-

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Alaska: Okay so this might seem crazy what I'm bout to say....

CDC: What?

Alaska: I can't fit in that desk

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New Jersey:...why those fifth graders were kinda bad?

New York: Nah- you nastyyy

Maine: Nah it's true but....what about fourth graders

New York: Nah Nah Nah, ya'll tweaking now

Mass: Just think....Kindergartners

New York: WHAT THE HELL???????????????

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DC: Okay think, what does light do for you to see yourself in the mirror?

Mississippi: Absorb :D

DC: No-

Mississippi: Wait no.....diffract!

DC: No...'Sippi...no...

Mississippi: :[

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Ima milk you

Kansas: Bet go ahead

Oklahoma: Get away from meeeee

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California: WELL I DONT MIND IF THE WORLD SPINS FASTER

Utah: THE MUSICS LOUDER- (Colorado: LOUDDD)

Montana: THE WAVES GET STRONGER (Wyoming: OHHHHHH)

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(No I'm not okay- save me from this place)

[lusthurts]

writing meme about me!

no official tag but thought maybe time to share more about myself! mostly because I want to know more about you all as well, and @sperrywink extended an invite to seblaine mutuals so I will do the same!

How did you get into writing fanfiction?

I discovered it on accident as most of us do - I was on the Glee wiki I think? There was a link to select fanfics on the ship pages at the time, and I started reading one of the Finchel ones, and it was game over for me lol - I started writing my own a while after that, and I participated in a variety of Glee RPGs that inspired me to write other characters. I was in one of those massive Glee RPGs in like 2011 on fanfiction.net, and it was very formative for me in terms of connecting with the rest of the fandom and wanting to do more of that. RPGs are also so great for exposing you to ships you never would've liked or even thought of before, although all my current ships came from elsewhere lol

oh, and there was the whole escapism from family shit that was going down at the time thing - that was a huge factor for sure

2. How many fandoms have you written in?

I've almost exclusively been writing for the Glee fandom since the beginning, although the ships I've written for have changed drastically throughout that time. I've dabbled in some other things as well depending on my special interest at the moment, but I always come back to Glee. Other fandoms I've written for include The Outsiders, Degrassi, How I Met Your Mother, 13 Reasons Why, Girl Meets World, and Skam ! none of these are published anywhere anymore though as far as I know, it's all far too embarrassing (and yes I'm aware that's the most bizarre mix of fandoms ever)

3. How many years have you been writing fanfiction?

at least 12, I wanna say I started around 2012ish?

4. Do you read or write more fanfiction?

I genuinely think it's about equal, but it comes in waves. Sometimes I'm reading more, sometimes I'm writing more. I'm almost always working on something and I'm also almost always in the middle of reading a long fic.

5. What is one way you've improved as a writer?

I think I've gotten a lot better at writing comedy and ensemble dialogue. I like writing the silly goofy scenes with large friend groups a lot, especially when I feel like I've nailed the character's voices enough that I don't even need dialogue tags to know who said each line.

6. What's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

Ohio geography lmao - I like always have Google Maps pulled up trying to map out different locations and how far drives would be, etc. I also have researched a ton about various colleges (especially for my current WIP since these characters are actively applying for college rn) and France (never been there, constantly have to write stuff that takes place there).

7. What's your favorite type of comment to receive on your work?

I genuinely do love all comments! I especially loves one that are specific/mention parts of the chapter or the fic that they enjoyed or thoughts that they had while reading. I also like chatting about the characters and canon and their predictions/hopes for the rest of the fic. The length doesn't really matter so much - I love long comments and short comments, and I try my best to respond to all of them.

8. What's the most fringe trope/topic you write about?

Idk I kinda write a lot of infidelity and toxic relationship stuff. Seblaine is the main ship I write for nowadays, and the nature of their relationship lends itself to a lot of infidelity in their process of getting together. I also just love writing angst, so even when I'm writing established relationships, they end up being sort of toxic throughout especially given the traits of both characters. I just find it more fun and probable to write a slightly toxic relationship than a 100% healthy one.

9. What is the hardest type of story for you to write?

PWP - I struggle so much with writing smut, although I like to think I've gotten a bit better at it recently. I'm also trying to get better at writing ensemble fics, but it's definitely a struggle for me to give each ship/character enough attention. And I'm pretty awful at world building, so anything remotely fantasy, sci fi, etc. is a huge struggle for me.

10. What is the easiest type?

slow burns! I've gotten so much better at delaying the characters from getting together for a really long time in fics and it's soooo fun. I prefer a character centric slow burn with lots of sexual tension and an arc that involves characters moving from enemies/friends/strangers to lovers over the course of many months or years.

11. Where do you do your writing? What platform? When?

I like to write outside of my own home - something about physically relocating makes me way more productive. I write a ton on planes (I travel a lot for work). I also love a good coffee shop, Panera, park, library, etc.

I write in Word and publish to AO3 - used to write in Google Docs but it's so slow and laggy so I much prefer Word. Used to publish on fanfiction.net but I will never go anywhere else now that I've transitioned to AO3, the far superior fanfic site lol

I am most productive with writing either during the day if I'm somewhere other than at home or in the middle of the night in bed - my most productive hours at home are between like midnight and 3 am

12. What is something you've been too nervous/intimidated to write, but would love to write one day?

I recently got over my fear of PWP and published a one shot that I'm very proud of. I have many ideas for things similar that I'd like to work through in the future!!

Most of this is fandom specific though - I'm super intimidated to write for big fandoms because I've gotten so comfortable in the Glee fandom, especially writing Seblaine which has a relatively small audience in comparison. I'd love to write Marauders, but that fandom is HUGE and very intimidating because there is so much lore and fanon to mess up. I hope to give it a shot one day though!

13. What made you choose your username?

it's a song lyric! lust hurts comes from the song "Barcelona Boots" by Arlie - the lyric goes "Lust hurts, could you bear it for me?" and I thought that was very fitting for someone like me who's obsessed with romance in fiction but can't be bothered with it in my real life

any of my mutuals are welcome to participate! I'll specifically throw in a tag for @daisyishedwig @calsvoid @xonceinadream @andyandersmythe bc these are the ones that come up first when I go to tag haha

[bunniegutzzx]

My official About Me

Basic Boundaries :

DNI if

- you feel the need to debate me on anything mentioned below

- if you are under the age of 16. We have nothing in common.

- you post cringe or offensive content

- your page is for posting p//rn or your OF

- youre proship

- you post gore. this also includes extreme c//tting videos.

- youre a Taylor Swift page or are a huge fan of her

- you consider yourself an anti-socialist or anti-communist

- you're epileptic. I like flashing images and I will post them a lot without warnings, so this is for your own safety

- you have an unhealthy obsession with WWII

- you don't like the color green?? In 2024???

- you make fun of people's bodies or behaviors, f.e. addicts, people with EDs

- you know about dolphin's behaviors and you still consider them your favorite animal. I'm actually scared of you, please go away </3

- you aren't committed to making yourself happy

My name is Alyssa, or you can also call me Dolly; short for the Broken Doll Collective. I'm an '03 baby living in the United States, specifically Ohio. I'm 5'3" and I currently have my pink and blue hair. Will eventually switch over to pink and green.

I'm in my inner child/teen healing era, which means I'm drowning myself in content I liked from back then.

I identify most with the scene subculture, but I grew up as a TØP emo (any teenager in Ohio was a TØP emo in my defense)

I have a severe graphics addiction, hence my DNI for epileptics. I add them to every post bc I like the flair.

I'm in a very committed relationship with my BF of almost two years (7-01-22). We live together and we have 3 cats all together. The picture below is of my cat Mercury, he's two years old as well. :)

Me and my boyfriend both work fast food, I work at Burger King and he works at Taco Bell

[ihatethis1234]

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ 𝐺𝑒𝑡 𝑇𝑜 𝐾𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑀𝑒♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

You can call me kai, vex or vexian, Kurt my pronouns are he/him, I'm a trans gay guy, my favorite song is in-a-gadda-da-vida by Iron Butterfly my favorite animal is a raccoons I'm a fan of ghost, rammenstien, queen, pink Floyd, the beatles, rob Zombie, alice cooper, misfits, bon jovi, mindless self indulgence, insane clown posse, and system of a down.

My favorite movies include, black christmas, Halloween, friday the 13th, house of a thousand corpses, scream, the boy, and Texas chainsaw massacre 1 and 2.

I am local to the Ohio area so my time zone is est/ eastern Standard time.

My favorite characters are choptop Sawyer, Bubba Sawyer, nubbins sawyer, micheal myers, Jason Voorhees, Billy lenz, Billy Loomis, and brahms heelshire.

My Spotify is 𝓥𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓷 you can copy it and search it in Spotify

I'm a Satanist

I am learning to speak german

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ 𝑀𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝐿𝑖𝑠𝑡♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

~{Charaters}~

Alejandro -Cod

Argyle - Stranger Things

Billy Hargrove -Stranger Things

Billy Lenz -Black Christmas

Billy Loomis -Scream

Bo Sinclair - house of wax

Brahms Heelshire -The Boy

Bubba sawyer-Texas chainsaw massacre

Captain Spaulding-House Of A Thousand Corpses

ChopTop Sawyer-Texas chainsaw massacre 2

Corey Cunningham-Halloween Ends

Drayton Sawyer -Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Eddie Munson - Stranger Things

Gaz -Cod

Geralt - The Witcher

Ghost - Cod

Harry Warden - My Bloody Valentine

Jack in the box mascot - it obvious where he's from.

Jareth The Goblin King - Labyrinth

Jason Voorhees -Friday The 13Th

Jhon Price -Cod

könig -Cod

Lester -house of wax

Micheal Myers -Halloween

Nubbins Sawyer -Texas Chainsaw

Massacre

Otis Driftwood -House Of A Thousand Corpses

Secoundo - Ghost

Steve Harrington - Stranger Things

Thomas Hewitt -Texas Chainsaw

Massacre The Beginning

Vincent Sinclair - house of wax

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ 𝑅𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

. Smut

. Fluff

. Angst

. Comfort

. Horror

{Smut dos}

. The characters on the list above

. Slow build

. Porn with plot

. Sub reader

. Survice Sub reader

. Male reader

. Cis male reader

. Trans male reader (ftm)

{Kinks i absolutely write for}

. Blood kinks

. BDSM

. Bondage

. Choking

. Overstim

. Edging

. Anything rough (minus rape)

. Body worship

. Sex to music (idk what it's called)

. Foreplay

. Knife play (non traumatic)

. Gun play (non traumatic)

. Size kink

. Masochic

. Sadistic

. Crying (non forced way)

. Mutual masturbation

. Soft sex

. Soft Dom characters allowed

. After care

. No after cares allowed to

. NSFW ABCs

. Headcanons

{Smut mabeys}

. Forced (as long as content I'd giving at some point)

. Stalking

(unless it's a slasher that does that)

{Smut donts}

. Piss kinks

. Fences kinks

. Feet kinks

. Pedophila

. pro ships

. Charater x character

. Necrophilia

. Death kinks

. Gun play (traumatic)

. Knife play (traumatic)

. Female reader

. Dom reader

. Asking me to write with a character that isn't on the list (goes for all) unless I reply say I will once I watch the series.

. Rape

. Pet play (it makes me uncomfy)

(You can ask me if I will write for a character tho if it's not on the list)

{Fluff/ comfort dos}

. Mental break down comfort

. Cuddling

. Dysphoria comfort

. Motivational

. Nightmare comfort

. After care fic

. Soft head cannons

{Angst dos}

. Readers death (reaction)

. Character death

. Injured

. Fainted

. Arguments

(That's all I can think of rn)

{Horror fics dos}

. Slasher character

. Yandere

. Murder

. Gore

. Kidnapping

. Death

. Killer reader

. Taunting

. Stalking

. 16-30 year old reader (if the reader is 16 there will probably not be smut unless it's like stu or somthing)

. Killer couple

. Ghost reader

I will writer for NonBinary reader 𝑏𝑢𝑡 it may take longer if requested.

Under no circumstances will a write for a female reader I will write ftm but not female

Also all female allied that have a fetish for gay relationships or reader yaoi may NOT  interact with my posts you will be blocked.

Also

DO NOT ASK ME TO WRITE SMUT FOR MINORS!!

-Vexian❤️‍🔥

(Will add new characters as I watch more movies and shows)

[forgetfulmachineart]

I JUST QUITE REALIZED THE 100 DOODLE YOU HAVE DONE WAS A SELF  PORTRAIT OML UR ACTUALLY SO PRETTY BROTHER- I think I quite literally look up to u 😭

(not me literally cooking in the sun with a sweater while writing this)

[ID: A sketch of a young person in a sweater taking a picture. He has a bored expression and shoulder length hair that's pink on the underside. /End ID]

Thank you!!! I don't think I really got my face shape right so here's another sketch that actually used a reference lol (also please wear weather appropriate clothes and drink water)

[Answers to the rest of the asks under the cut. Yes, ALL of them, well, almost all of them I got a bit lost]

[ID: An ask from auggsxxhexx reading "lmfao they typing away like theres no tomorrow :3 they is giggling 'freaky' telling me to leave you alone so ciao good luck with college you grown adult" ending in "preppy" surrounded by bow emojis. It's accompanied with a sketch of a smiling crying chibi holding a pencil and surrounded by papers. He's labeled "grown adult" /End ID]

[ID: Asks between karmaerrorz and augsxxhehexx with a chibi sketch reading labeled "reading like the morning paper." karmaerrorz: "LEAVE THEM ALONE AUGGIE" auggsxxhehexx: "NO" (angry emoji) karmaerrorz: "IM SO SORRY FOR THEM AND ME SPAMMING U" auggsxxhehexx: "NAH THEYRE SOBBING" (heart emoji) /End ID]

[ID: An ask from auggsxxhehexx of the lyrics of "The Thick of It" by KSI. The ask gradually fades out. On top is a sloppy sketch of a person with a big smile a thumbs up. He's labeled "unfazed I unironically listen to fire alarms on Spotify." Beside him is two asks. The first is from karmaerrorz in all caps "do not send them KSI thick of it lyrics OML stop Auggie im gonna fight u" and the second is from auggsxxhehexx "bet lets fight square up" /End ID]

I'm not really a music person so I feel a bit lame that i find it genuinely catchy lol

[ID: Four asks from auggsxxhehexx. In order: "they think I'm not sending more muehehehe", "they are skibidi toileting rn", "im gonna out savir" which is noted with "please do NOT that is very rude" and a frowny face, and "your drawings are alpha." Under all four is a sketch of an overly chiseled face who has a half pink hair and a raised eyebrow as he smiles. He's saying "Thank you" /End ID]

Is it true? Am I pog? From Ohio? Fantum taxed for real for real???

[ID: Three asks from karmaerrorz and auggsxxhehexx. karmaerrorz: "LEAVE THEM ALONE" auggsxxhehexx: "NO" followed by multiple exclamation point emojis. auggsxxhehexx: "dont yell at savEYEr" Under the asks is a doodle of a person with a smile and a thumbs up. He's labeled "dw I don't like yelling lol" /End ID]

[ID: Reblog text from karmaerrorz in all caps reading "why did u just wake up hold up". Under is a smiling sketch overlayed on a map of North America. To the right is text reading "I live in the west side of America. It was fairly early so I could study for midterms" /End ID]

Not saying which where specifically to practice internet safety lol

[ID: All the above drawings and asked compiled in one sketching space. /End ID]

[imaginespazzi]

Bestie, I absolutely love the reactions, and the potential upset picks based on nothing but vibes (because is there any other way to pick them really?), the silly goofy vibes F4 predictions! All of it!

Ok, so I've created a few too many brackets lmao, some (read: most) with all vibes and zero logic, and a couple with slightly more logic, maybe, lol. But I guess my "primary" bracket consists of the following, and I'll start from sweet 16, to make it shorter (yk when i say shorter i really mean longer):

Sweet 16

Albany 1:

SC vs Oklahoma (I actually think Indiana could get through over Oklahoma but for humanity's sake, I'm manifesting the Sooners) Oregon St vs Notre Dame ( I wanted to give Nebraska and/or Ole Miss the upset in Rd 2, which I have in a couple of my other brackets, but ultimately, I think Oregon St and ND get through)

Albany 2:

Princeton vs Kansas St (ok so my primary bracket should really be one of my more logical ones but fuck that, it's March Madness for a reason, and I desperately want Princeton to get through and upset Iowa. I mean, just imagine being the team that sends CC and the Hawkeyes packing, and to do it in Carver? Give me a Kaitlyn Chen buzzer-beating game-winning shot for the theatrics! Oh and Colorado and Kansas St is a toss-up for me rn, but I'll go with Ayoka Lee)

LSU vs UCLA (I badly wanna see Louisville upset LSU bcos in Jeff I trust buuuut I just can't see it rn, I'm sorry Jeff)

Portland 3:

USC vs Columbia (yeah that's right, fuck it, Columbia in against Vandy then upsets Baylor and VT cos it's Abbey Hsu's last year and the universe owes her one! 😌)

UConn vs Ohio State (Does a Syracuse/Auburn/Arizona matchup scare me a little? Sure, but just a little, cos March P and MVLi will get them through. Also, what's with the committee and setting up players against their former team - HVL vs Louisville and Celeste vs Duke, lmao committee be a lil messy sometimes)

Portland 4:

Texas vs Utah (I know people are expecting Utah to stumble early, maybe even in the first round, but not me bestie, NOT ME)

Tennessee vs Stanford (you're right that there's really no in between with TN, either they upset NC State or get blown out by them but I'm going with the upset)

Elite 8

South Carolina vs Oregon State (I know, I have Oregon St with the upset over ND, but idk i think a part of me is a lil biased towards PAC 12 teams just given what they'd had to contend with even though ACC was a tough one too, so I'm giving Oregon St the slightest edge)

Kansas St vs UCLA (I wanna take Princeton all the way to an Elite 8, I do, but I didn't 😭 And maybe I'm too high on UCLA but like you said, they're just more consistent and I trust them more than LSU and most other teams)

USC vs Ohio State (I'M SORRY Y'ALL! Ok, look, as I might have said before, I'm a massive Jacy and Cotie fan and because it's Jacy's final year, I kinda have a slight bias towards OSU right now. But what about Aaliyah and Nika, you ask?? What about "bleed blue always"? I know, I'm such a traitor, but in my defence? my main attachment to UConn is Azzi, even though I do love the rest of the team - and since Azzi isn't playing, my attachment to a few other players (read: Jacy and AP) have been a little stronger this season. PLS FORGIVE ME)

Utah vs Stanford (read previous statement and my said attachment to certain players - I'm wishing on any and every shooting star that AP goes on a generational run and takes Utah this far 🙏 I also have TN upsetting Stanford in some brackets, but not this one)

Final 4

South Carolina vs Stanford (Given I'd been letting my heart dictate most of these picks, I really should have just gone with Utah to make it here, but this is the one time my brain actually took over)

UCLA vs Ohio State (like you, USC still doesn't move me as much as other teams, although I do think they're actually a solid team even outside of Juju, but hey if I picked Ohio State over UConn then I should really stand by that now huh)

National Championship

South Carolina vs Ohio State

Champion

Ohio State (I will say, I think after the second sweet-16 reveal, I picked OSU to win then and so I thought well I might as well stand ten toes down and stay consistent 😅)

Again, I'm sorry for betraying UConn like this, I know pookie would be disappointed in me 😔 but fear not y'all, I swear I made another bracket where I have UConn win it all soooo, call it even?

Anyway, this is all from an unqualified, amateur, and unserious wcbb fan who used simply nothing but vibes and a quarter of a brain cell to make these picks!

I'm sorry you had to read through all that, bestie. I know you're probably like, i didn't ask for this!! But I hope it was entertaining, if anything 😂

Biggest love to you always, Nivi. 💗

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Hi bestie <3

BABES NOT YOU PICKING AGAINST MY HUSKIES 😭😭😭

Now that, that's out of the way (I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed 🥲) I actually see the vision with your bracket but I'm ngl babes we are on very different wavelengths for the first time lol because "main" bracket is not this at all (well kinda).

I have SC vs Indiana (still rooting for Fairfield) because I have Oklahoma losing to FGCU and I picked the Nebraska upset so I have them vs ND but I have SC coming out of that region as well.

Also babes I'm with because I have Princeton making the sweet 16 as well like it's what we deserve but I'm picking the Louisville upset because fuck Kim Mulkely lmao but I do ultimately have UCLA coming out of that region.

Our Portland 3 region is so insanely difference because I'm so sorry bestie I have OSU getting upset by Duke in the 2nd round. And this is gonna backfire but I have USC getting upset in the 2nd round by Kansas and then obviously I have UConn coming out of the whole things.

But we see each other with Portland 4 because I have Texas vs Utah and Stanford vs Tennessee as well but then listen APHive, I'm so sorry, and I have Utah going further in my fun brackets, but in the main, I had to put Texas above. I have Stanford coming out of that one though.

Anyways all of this to say that I have Stanford vs UConn in the national championship with UConn winning it all. I genuinely tried to make *1* bracket where UConn didn't win and I just couldn't so basically in every world in my brain UConn wins.

I love your thoughts always babes (even when you're betting against my huskies) and I love that they're always long. <3

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- Danganronpa (I only ever got around to watching the anime)

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