#I'm actually fuckign cackling rn
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lemonxlimee · 3 months ago
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Hilarious when anti endos interact with my posts
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witchinatree · 2 months ago
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magnus protocol episode 30 ramble
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK WE'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING BACK
i was relistening today to get in the spirit but i only got through episode 15 :( it's ok though 16-29 were more recent
anyway i'm like hardcore tweaking because i need this so bad but i'm also so not ready for this HIATUS?? it's both over and we're so back
i'm like kind of nervous.... LMAOOO????? anyway um here's hoping my blog @is-teddy-vaughn-still-alive doesn't immediately have to start saying he's dead for the rest of time i've had it for like 3 days
this is going to alter me as a person.
TWEAKINGGG here we go :]!!
the magnus protocol intro goes really hard i think i've said this before though
he said job but i heard jon. dead end JON like the season 2 finale of the magnus archives
OH IMMEDIATE SAM POV LET'S GO I GUESS. sam stop ignoring her.
WHY DID MY EX JUST TEXT ME. WHY DID MY EX GIRLFRIEND JUST TEXT ME. I THOUGHT I BLOCKED HER NUMBER?? HANG ON I HAVE TO PAUSE AND TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS AND THEN GO BLOCK HER NUMBER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. dude.
oh my god i have to respond to this because i have class with her tomorrow are you fucking serious chat are you fucking serious
i don't even.. i can't even.. what the hell. during my magnus time? really? on THE magnus day? fuck oh my god. i.. i..... I'M SCARED??????
we're not touching that. anyway ummmmmm what the HELL ??? LMAO SORRY WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE PROTOCOL RAMBLE NOW???? we literally haven't spoken since like march when she sent me the "breakup closure playlist" and i thought i BLOCKED HER. tweaking OUTTTTTTTT.
having to restart the episode after this one i'm.. i need a reset..
sam she's not upset she's telling you you're in TROUBLE stop GHOSTING HER you are in DANGER babe. SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS RIGHT SHE IS RIGHT SHE IS RIGHT BABE YESSSSSS!!!! connect those dots honey it is your fault
SAM? SAM? SAM? WHAT'S? WHY IS HE COUGHING? I'M REALLY. WORRIED. I'M REALLY SCARED.
if sam dies here i'm gonna have to delete those sam hating posts i swear to god i'm gonna have to delete them i love him now
"there's a plan?" (disregards) woah. celia. what. i'm really really really scared help
i feel like we're listening to his final moments and i'm no................ "we're safe here" CELIA??????
ALICE PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THEM PLEASE BABE IT'S OVER FOR SAM BUT IT'S NOT ENTIRELY OVER FOR YOU
COLIN? COLIN???????? COOLLOLININNK??????????? I'M CRYING COLIN HONEY PLEASE DI NOT DIE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WHAT DID HE DO WHAT DID HE DO WHAT DID HE DO WHAT DID HE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GO TO THE OFFICE ALICE. HE'S DEAD TEDDY'S DEAD ALICE YOU NEED TO STOP IGNORING THEM FOR SAM'S SAKE THEY'RE BOTH DEAD AS HELLLLLLLL
gwen come through and be okay pls. gwen pls. TREVOR HERBERT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME CACKLE I'M SORRY.
lena do you still have your job? babygirl? oh god. something bad is gonna happen to her. is there a lena death count lmao
"but i think you will be" LENA???? shaking actually hello. goodbye lena???? YOU'RE ALL GOING TO NEED IT WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???????????????????? gwenny are you laughing or crying or nope you're laughing. you are laughing.
they're at hilltop center oh my fuckign god they're here nervously petting my desk??? what am i doing.
"checking for tape recorders" LORD.
"call it a hunch" loooooooooooooooord.
hey why's sam humming he's being so fucking weird rn???? he's being so weird????????? so is celia actually i really hate this
"we want your teeth" these are all weird places huh. interestinggggg.
celia you gotta stop pushing sam please pleeasasee
i'm so freake WHO IS THAT WHOOO????? LMAO??????? poor dude
"i better go lock it back up before it's..." ooh supernatural worker
LMAOO IT'S SO HAUNTED PLS GET OUTTTTTTT PLSSSSS GET OUTTTTTTT
you SHOULD go sam and celia you SHOULD
she's being super weird is she like actually a shitty person bc i was kinda defending her with my whole being
"if you're stupid enough to go poking around, that's on you" this guy would love alice
oh speak of the devil hi babe!!!!
NO HESTITATION AFTER THE BRIBE LMAOO
I ACTUALLY HEARD THE TAPE RECORDER THIS TIME I'M SO PROUD.
oh the custodian is gonna die that sucks so much because i actually really like him he's coughing like sam was i'm really worried
oooh that was the clearest thing we've heard the archivist say
THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES MUSIC I'M GOING TO START CRYING SO LOUD I CAN'T EVEN ANYMORE
OH WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP THE FINGERNAIL THING I LOST A FINGERNAIL FROM THE ROOT YESTERDAY.
dogs.. like lady mowbray...
NIKOLA ORSINOV????????????????????????? NIKOLA??????????????????? BABE?????????????????????????????
no it was a person unfortunately
DEAD IN HIS OFFICE???? oh what the actual fuck
okay they're really not subtle about the magnus archives theme anymore LMFAO
oh my god he's dying :( i really liked him he seemed so chill
WHAT??????????????????? DID HE JUST BECOME THE BUILDING????????????????????????????????????????????? DUDE COME ON CAN ONE MINOR SIDE CHARACTER JUST BE OKAY AND HAPPY. rip i guess? rest in piece (singular)
"she can wait" you're pissing me off.
celia knows this too damn well she knows it TOO well. did she ever have to dig herself out of this
IS THIS THE RIP??????
celia? celia is this where you came from. "almost" HUH?
WHAT'S HAPPENING WHAT'S HAPPENING??? SAM YOU'RE KINDA REAL FOR THIS ACTUALLY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO HIM PLEASE
if he dies. i'm gonna be so upset.
WOAH. WOAHHHHHHHH. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. THE INSTITUTE ALCHEMY IT'S ALL ABOUT BALANCE IT WANTS HER BACK IT. WHAHTUAHAHDHAHGAGDGASYFGAFYGTASGTGFGJS
the equation doesn't balance so you have to go back? oh that's why she wakes up randomly because it's pulling her!! "there's nothing to go back to" sad face. lynne hammond did have a................................ celia. ceeeeeeelia.
celia don't fucking do it don't fucking do it don't fucking do it.
"I REALLY DID LIKE YOU" I'M HYPERVENTILATING. SHE'S CARRYING A KNIFE. I'M HYPERVENTILATING.
I'M CRYING. WHAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED. WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING. WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING. IS THIS CELIA'S STATEMENT???
THE FEARLESS ONE I'M ACTUALLY WEEPING??????
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT SAM ARE YOU OKAY. ALCIUEJ NAOLIKJDHFJVDFHIJBHABHIFBJGHF
I'M SO UNOKAY I'M SOOOOO ALICE NO PLEASE BABYDOLL PLEASE YOU'RE SO FUCKED YOU'RE SO FUCKED
NOT THE FUCKING HILLTOP DUDE GOD DAMMIT
shaking trembling violently rocking back and forth i'm scared i'm scared i'm scared
gwenny.... hhhhhh
oh hey it's trevor! can we pls go find out what just happened to sam i need him to be alright.
what is that fuckass no HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD ALICE IS THERE AND CELIA AND SAM OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD. OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD. WHERE'S SAM.
he's not.. is he? oh no.
THEY BOOOOOOOOOOTH FELL THROUGH???????? AND YOU'RE ENDING THE FUCKING EPISODE THERE DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME ANYMORE YOOUUUUUUUUUUU. YOU. OH MY FUCK.
i need to go take a moment to reflect or something holy fucking shit.
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