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Smoke Session, Hobie Brown.
so this is my first lil snippet, (have mercy on a poor soul) and I lowkey have no idea what to do to make this as good as the stories I be reading, so imma wing it and hope it isn't ass.
contains: mentions of marijuana, a little kissing, Hobie being a bit of a bully, n-word usage, it's gonna be a poc reader cus that's what I am, please enjoyyy <3
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you laid on your stomach, your chin resting on your folded arms as you watched Hobie intently. he was sitting across from you on your bed, rolling up as Jhené Aiko played in the background. "Bee?"
"yes?"
"I can smoke wit you this time?"
he raised a brow questioningly, glancing up from his work to eye you for a second. not answering, he brought the paper up to his lips to lick, ignoring your gaze which was heavy on his skin. he'd often roll up and smoke a blunt (sometimes two) when he'd come over, but you'd never smoked with him. lately, though, you became curious, and wanted to try it out.
"Hobie." he looked at you again, finishing up with the blunt in his fingers. "yea, love?"
"can I smoke wit you?"
"are you sure you want to?" you deadpanned, glaring at him with an incredulous look on your face. "you think I woulda asked a nigga for something if I didn't want it?" he smacked his teeth, fumbling in the sheets for the lighter he had taken out earlier. "ight, now, low it. it was a question. have you even smoked before?"
you looked down, playing with a loose seam in your blanket. "once. in my freshman year."
"oh my days-" you threw a pillow at him. "shut up!"
he laughed, deflecting the pillow with his forearm as he looked at you amusedly. "freshman year?" he laughed again, gripping the black tank top that covered his torso loosely, giving you brief flashes of his chest whenever he moved.
your cheeks grew hot as you rolled your eyes. "that's not that long ago. can I smoke wit you or nah?" his laughter quieted down to barely concealed chuckles.
"yeah, sure you can, pretty thing. c'mere." you sat up, and the both of you scooted closer to each other, ruffling the sheets and blankets before finally settling.
"I'll even let you have the first hit." he held the blunt to your lips, and you looked down at it apprehensively, a bit unsure of yourself. you took it from his fingers as he held the lighter up to the end of the blunt, setting it aflame for a small second.
"ight, j's take a deep breath in, hold it in for a bit, and let it out, pretty." he watched you closely, eyes glued onto you as you let the smoke leak slowly out of your pretty and plump glossed lips. you hit it one more time before passing it back to him, and watching him take his hit.
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"y'know, school was really just a scam set up by the government to keep us trapped in this mindset-"
you groaned, interrupting Hobie, this being the millionth time you've heard this rant.
"whaaat? it was, and it still is-''
"okay, but you're ruining my first high in years. can't we just sit here and look at each other? be all romantic and shit?"
he smirked, letting out a low chuckle as he leaned back against the wall and held his arms out for you. "c'mere. I can be romantic if you want. y'know I love looking at you, pretty thing."
with a roll of your eyes and a barely contained smirk, you crawled over to him and climbed into his lap, your legs straddled over his hips. he ran his hands down from your waist, to your ass, and down your thighs, his warm and lengthy fingers spread over your soft skin.
Hobie's eyes were low and red as he stared into yours, leaning his face into your hand on his cheek. the LEDs in your room were a low pink, almost, complimenting the atmosphere nicely, along with Masego playing quietly.
"goddam, love." "what?"
he let out a quiet laugh, a deep one that came from his chest. he began running his thumbs along the back of your thighs before speaking. "you're just so damn stunning, yeah?"
your face grew warm and you looked away, smiling slightly as he brought his hand up to your face and made you look at him. you both kept your eyes locked onto each others, and you felt hypnotized by the deep, rich brown of his irises.
"and I'm absolutely enamored with you."
you let out a long, slow breath, your eyes flicking down to his full lips, his eyes doing the same to you.
"Bee?"
"hmm?"
"I really fucking love you, man." he chuckled at this, wrapping his long and lanky arms around your waist and pulling you flush against him.
"yeah? I really, really fucking love you too."
you placed both of your hands on the sides of his face, bringing his face closer as you kissed him, his lips soft against yours. he let out a quiet and contented groan as he slid down the wall, slumping against your pillows and blankets so you were right on top of him as you two made out. the pace was slow and lazy, but hella passionate and loving. you sat up, your hands on his chest for grounding as you smiled down at him a bit breathless.
he furrowed his brows in confusion as he looked up at you. "what'd you stop for?"
you giggled and tilted your head as you spoke. "I really love this so-"
you were cut off by the music stopping, and your speaker powering off.
"oh, you bitch!"
Hobie's loud laugh echoed off the walls in your room, and you crossed your arms and frowned at him.
'it's not funny." "it's hella funny, love."
#Spotify#hobie brown#x reader#hobie brown x reader#hobie x black!reader#atsv#I'm actually barking#clawing at the walls#screaming into my pillow#foaming at the mouth
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and what if they got married. what then
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i'm barking and biting them#you know karlach would RUN down the aisle she'd be so excited#next shop restock is going to be exclusively shadowlach prints i don't make the rules i'm sorry#i love women#shart being tiny is so important to me actually#idk why but i really struggled designing a dress for her#i tried to emulate the style of her camp clothes?? i think she'd like one of those panelled corsets
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Erm. The brain rot took over.
Does hybird!Toji's tail wag when he's near us?????? And does he let us touch/groom it considering its a rlly sensitive part and he trusts us??????????????
OK YUP YUP THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.
(Your honour he gives my life)
YESSSS BRING FORTH THE BRAINROT NONNIE I'M HERE TO LISTEN :3333
tee hee yes it doessss !! toji's very subtle about it now, but it becomes more frequent once he gets comfy and actually starts falling for you !! there are a few moments in the past chapters where he will notice his tail slowly going back and forth, but refuses to acknowledge it bc wtf??? curse his animal body for betraying him like this.
but in the near future, he will allow himself the freedom to let it wag. especially if you're both joking around or he's trying to push your buttons, you bet he's subconciously doing it. it's just a sign that he's truly letting loose around you :(((
(that and he's quite literally obsessed with you and everything you do makes him so stupidly giddy.)
toji's so funny too because he will give you the most abrupt and grumpy responses and yet his tail is literally thumping against the ground... like bro who are you fooling??
(try calling him out for it and he will put you in a headlock.)
as for touching/grooming, honestly i don't think he would let you do it now. even once you guys are comfortable and shit i think he still has a lot of reservations about people touching him. and especially a part that is so sensitive and vulnerable... i think he'd rather take care of it himself y'know?? BUT once your relationship is in full swing??? oh babe touch him wherever you want he was always only yours anyway.
once you're dating him he quite literally will trust you with his entire being. wanna wear knives on your feet and walk all over him?? do it, he's laying down for you already.
i just think wolf!toji will always have that reserved stance with humans, and it takes the confirmation that you actually do love him and won't hurt him for him to finally allow you that privilege.
also i think a big thing for him would be the implications behind allowing you access to a part of him that is so vulnerable?? the idea makes his head spin... i think a lot of his reluctance also comes from embarassment bc god knows he does not want to lose his shit around you....
(and he will for sure.)
#[𐐪— asks. 𐑂]#BARK BARK#I COULD WRITE A THESIS ON HIM ACTUALLY#especially going deep into his lil mannerisms#ugh i love him so bad guys#the tail wagging is my favorite thing to add bc he literally hates that his body reacts to you like that#but there is??? literally nothing he can do?????#weak weak man#i need to bite him.#TY FOR THE BRAINROT NONNIE I AM SMOOCHING YOU VERY GENTLY#(and i'm sure sage is too)#sage if you see this ily#toji x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#wolf toji#tsbcac
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chengxian’s orpheus and eurydice motifs are going to slowly drive me to the brink of insanity but i’m cool with it
#chengxian#jc coming to find wwx at the burial mounds is orpheus-coded but he's not the most orpheus-coded out of the two#it's obviously wwx's who's a musician and who's admired for his many talents#he's also the one who defies death the most out of the two. wwx doesn't accept death (unless it's his own) whereas jc is always put in the#position of having to. accept it. and yet not move on.#eurydice has the whole snake motif going on since she got bitten by one#(so that's jc and zidian obvs)#that whole scene reads as 'i'm coming to pull you out of the underworld and bring you back to life (home)'#but then the answer is 'actually i've made a home out of death' and#AND the fact that wwx still tries to carve yunmeng into the soil of that home#to make lotus grow!! in this weird underworld situation!!#and the fact that when jc appears in the scene wwx comes up to him and tries to drag him by the hand#further into the burial mounds!! roles reversed!!#anyways bark bark bite bite i am indeed on the brink of insanity#i just live for motifs and symbols. actually.
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"Was... a waste of your time...?"
Unbelievable how a crumb of Jay has me acting
#that pan up establishing shot had me frothing at the mouth#had me barking and jumping around fr#can't believe i used to not really like jay- during my first watchthrough of the show i could not have been less interested in him#look at me now- getting so excited i almost pass out at the sight of him#20 eps and he got a solid 18 seconds of screen time#devastating#cole's art#jay walker#lego ninjago#lego ninjago jay#lego ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago dragons rising spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#he looked SO good in that suit- i'm actually tearing up looking at the reference pic#sassy jay my beloved <3
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i was just drawing abigail smoking, don't know what happened
#i do know what happened#i'm sick in the head about them that's what#they make me feel so many things i cannot put it into words#just imagine me barking all the time#i keep doing silly sketches instead of working on the actual detailed and super cool piece im working on im so sorry#sadigail#sadie adler#abigail roberts#abigail marston#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption 2 fanart#evgarart#my art#gunslinger abigail
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i, um. i watched The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. and i may need medical attention 😳😳😳
#all of you said he's amazing and that i'd love him but YOU DIDN'T -WARN- ME THAT HE'S. L I K E T H A T 😖😖😖😖😖#'oh you're so adorable. you divine little kitten you~!' EXCUSE ME?????? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳#AND THE -BARK-?????? I SHOULD HAVE YOU ALL SUED FOR WITHHOLDING INFORMATION THAT COULD'VE KILLED ME#i swear on my life i was so ill when i started watching but he actually broke me out of my fever#which is ironic and hilarious because now i'm very flushed in the cheeks for an ENTIRELY different reason 😭😭😭😭😭#killing you all with hammers. thank you for the recommendation. i'm going to scream now 🙈🙈🙈🙈#jack frost#the santa clause 3#the santa clause 3: the escape clause#the santa clause#martin short#starleskatalks
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Hi hi <3
I remember seeing your art on pinterest for the first time and it's inspired me greatly into allowing myself to find a healthy way of venting, and tbh? It's helped a lot.
Even to the point of beginning my own art collection and small business.
You're a massive inspiration and an amazing artist! Hope you're doing well :D
thank you so much ....... your art is really cool too omg everyone look :]
here!
here!
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rb sources if you like them :]
#barks#i'm really happy to hear that!!#but do let me know actually if you would prefer i not link your art- i can remove it np
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Porter seems awfully kind to the Shaw pack. (especially Darlin)
Like at Sam's and Darlin's place the first thing he did was compliment Darlin's appearance.
And when Darlin told him to watch his tone when talking to Sam he listened and apologized.
And then he gave Sweetheart information about the Bennett clan's ties to closeknit. It could have been him just wanting to see closeknit burn but he was still very polite to the pack.
Should I be curious or scared?
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted shaw pack#redacted shifters#redacted porter#redacted werewolves#redacted monarchal summit#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted milo#redacted sweetheart#I don't know why but if Porter turns out to be an okay guy I want him and Darlin to be friends#He seems like a great person to talk shit and gossip with#They would be the bark and the bite#Porter being the bark and Darlin being the bite#I'm actually really loving this idea#It would be so funny
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This holiday season, I am BEGGING you guys to be aware of and kind to the guests at your house who are afraid of /uncomfortable around / allergic to animals.
#if you don't grow up with animals. having an animal in the space you're in (especially a poorly trained one that WILL jump on you when you#sit down) is a very uncomfortable experience and I'm tired of acting like I'm okay with it#my cousins actually brought their new puppy to thanksgiving and we had to explain to them that we can't have their dog out of his cage#because my mom's allergic to dog hair and can't have dog hair all over the not puppyproofed home she lives in#as the acting eldest daughter i've grown more accustomed to animals in defense of my siblings#since I'm more okay with dogs i have to hold the leash when my aunt brings her dog on a bus tour unannounced and i have to stand between a#four foot dog that is jumping and barking at us and my siblings#one night when we stopped on my way to college i didn't even sleep much because i had to make sure the cats that were in the room my littl#e brother and i were sleeping in didn't climb on him in the middle of the night#like this may seem like a 'oh just deal with it!' but you CANNOT 'just deal with' it. that's not how fear works.#i have more thoughts on this matter but i will keep them to myself unless asked#kazzy has opinions (rare)#kazzy rants in the tags#but i will also add that i very distinctly remember my three year old brother crying and shaking with fear as my grandpa and my uncle forced#him to pet a dog and wouldn't let go of him or let him down until he had pet the dog and it still makes me cry to this day
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lemon i hope you know (if you didn't already from your notification boom solely from me) that your prev hero au designs did something to me. fundamentally altered my brain somehow. im literally stuffing them in my mouth how did you do that
HHEELLLOOOO THIS WAS A LOVELY NOTIFICATION BOMB TO WAKE UP TO, HOLDING ALL THESE TAGS NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART
as for how (i'm seizing this as an opportunity to share a bunch of process work):
there was a butt load of trial and error
From what I can remember (this all started 3 years ago holy shit,,,) I worked on Kevin's design first. The only 2 ref images I've found are included in the screenshot, but I'm pretty sure I was looking at those in addition to all of the other Impa+Sheik designs from the games, OG Hyrule Warriors concept art for Impa+Sheik, and the Sheikah pages from BOTW's Creating A Champion.
here's Link's stuff and YIPPEE I HAVE HIS REFERENCE IMAGES 🙌🙌
(BIG BIGG shoutout to @/historyofhyrule btw for archiving so much concept art and everything from all of the zelda games. None of this brainrot would've been possible without them.)
butt load of trial and error cont. especially for the colour of his scarf omg (I was looking at some of the hero's garb colour variants from OG Hyrule Warriors, and was conscious of the two other scarf wearing Links in Zelda Not Canon)
I can't find Zelda's inspo/ref images either but I remember referencing Griffith and Casca from Berserk, Kushana from Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Ashei from TP, some of the OG Hyrule Warriors concept art for Princess Zelda, and of course some of the other canon Zelda designs (ALttP, TP, HW, OoT, BOTW).
I'd say Kushana was and still is the biggest inspo for Prev!Zelda, even personality wise I find myself looking back to her and how she was in the Nausicaa manga and movie.
final design thoughts: I really REALLY wanted the three of them to look cohesive with each other SO,
I always carried over screenshots of the other members of the trio onto their individual canvases to make sure that any changes I made to one design didn't stand out too much from the others,
I'm also pretty sure I worked on Link and Zelda's design simultaneously, or at least flipped back and forth between them a LOT when doing their armour (I wanted it to be evident that they were produced by the same smiths of the royal family yknowww),
and finally I made sure there were a couple of shared colours between their colour palettes
Thankee Thankee for reading this far and I hope y'all enjoyed my process stuff :))!!!
#lemonreplyrr#lemondoodlrr#RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#WOOOOOOOOO#it was actually so much fun looking back through the files and all the layers (i wish past me had named them though oh my god)#no promises atm BUT!!!!! with school finished and the LOZ brainrot slowly trickling back in I hope to make some more#prev hero au#stuff over the summer#i miss drawing these guys#and the design process is so much fun I reeealllyyy want to start designing the other characters I had planned for the AU#designing au stuff is like this insane puzzle where there isn't really? a wrong answer? but I'm cherry picking all of the pieces myself#from canon and outside sources and it's so satisfying when they all come together at the end#anyways#RAAAHHHH BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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💋 Cybill and Iris 💋
@grimreapersbutt — it is mandatory Looking At Them hours btw
Commission Info | Ko-Fi | My Links
#cybilliris truthers come get ur food#actually if I don't draw them being in love and smooching 87 times in a row I'm going to blow up in front of everyone#if I become relentless abt reblogging these it's because I'm kinda obsessed w how they came out#they are. so soft#they invented love. they invented romance#having a blast creating ngl#but alas my other wips are glaring at me rn lmao#also bestie. my friend. the art u sent me the other night. I hope u understand I have not been able to stop looking at it#Them. oughhhh. I am rattling the bars of my cage I am barking I am zooming in on every detail it is so good#kicking my feet twirling my hair#can you tell I like drawing the blorbos from our brains#okay everybody clear out. they need their privacy#<3#cybill x iris#my art#sole survivor#friend oc#fallout
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to spiral out, to try and float
to see a friend, to see a ghost
#my ocs#art#help i'm back in dom/prima hell#i'm so obsessed w them i stg#i love 'your needs my needs' by noah kahan for them bc it's just SO them#'you were a work of art that's the hardest part' like are you kidding me#'subtle change. shorter days. dead-eyed. dead weight' i'm barking i'm howling at the fckin moon y'all#like. you're this untouchable damned creature that inexplicably and uselessly loves someone that's all you're not. good delicate hopeful#and you want what's best for them but what's best for them is to NOT be in this environment#but they're trapped in it for reasons beyond your control :) so you're doing all you can to shield them from the worst of it#but it doesn't work#the GUILT?? to just WATCH as they spiral and be unable to stop it?? like to be actually powerless for the first time in your unnatural life#200 pages into the book and we aren't even at the romance yet which is killing me. we're building on prima's traumatic backstory rn lmao#dominik#primavera#obm#sketchy
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... do you know which one I am?
#rvb#red vs blue#locus#sam ortez#*23#art#mine#one thing about me i will always be obsessed with any kind of face fuckery and masks#cw blood#cw body horror#its gonna be vamptober soon so i wanted to at least finish some of my rvb stuff before that bc i'm gonna be busy lol. i just#smashed like 3 different locus wips into one#i actually made the initial wip for this back when locus/therapy lost the rp poll lol. like FINE locus ain't going to therapy then. suffer.#also kinda inspired by hipstersoulgushers saying that locus is all of them. like Yeah actually. i was stuck on locus perspective but on the#outside? locus is all of them. like obv he sees himself as the gun but locus the man the soldier the sam is firing the gun. and its his#trauma that made them both. anyway. locus bark bark bark auuu
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the main problem other than my country (NOT AMERICA🇭🇺) being a corrupt fascist shithole is that if i stay in the same place doing the same thing for too long i start going insane like just the idea of having to do another year of uni makes me want to gnaw at the bars of my cage that doesn't exist. slow tigers chasing me etc. but like 1) i need a degree 2) i need to get out of the country asap 3) having a degree would help me to/when i get out 4) i cannot bear the thought of buckling down and doing my work til mid 2026 like oh my.god. taking a gap year is definitely helping i literally only spent like 2 weeks of this semester in my house but like i need my entire life to be like that not just a few months of it. maybe i should work as a steward on a plane or smtg i dont KNOWW
#like im going crazyyyyyy i cant handle being in the same place doing the same thing for#more than like a few months at most. 2 or 3 or god forbid even more semesters of uni is actually sickening#I've completed 4 so it should only be 2 more but it's gonna be 3 coz i have to make up for the one i missed#the worst part is that im never gonna work in the field my degree is in it sucks ass#like the topic is rly interesting but the field and the work is atrocious i aint doing that#i dont regret picking it i met a lottttt of awesome ppl and i got to go to a bunch of random ass places#but i already have like 0 motivation to work towards anything ever especially when it's smtg i know I'll never use#I'm just gonna have to grit my teeth and get through it but i cannottttt do it while living at home like I'd die fr#i think that's what the compromise is gonna have to be like either they let me move out and i#finish uni or i quit uni and move abroad alone with no degree and no prospects#i mean i'll move abroad and get disowned no matter what but it'd be nice to do it with a degree#barking
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when will people stop talking about 'former gifted kid syndrome' like it's just "i used to be smart and now i'm not wah wah wah" and start talking about what it really is, which is "people expected perfection from me my whole life with no support and now i'm struggling as a grown up with no support"
#personal#not tagging this with anything relevant#because i feel like people have very big feelings about this issue and i don't want to hear about why i'm actually the worst person alive y#i don't want discourse just want to vent#ami rants#like it's actually so infuriating to hear people make fun of folks experiencing academic burnout and shit on them just because they feel.#fucking. retroactively offended that they weren't considered gifted as a kid or smth. ik the whole tag system is fucked unfortunately#but like. what do you want me as an individual to do about it. my lived experience has already been lived.#anyways i get really upset when i'm shut down when i try to express frustration or difficulty coping with high academic pressure or#expectation because like. it's a real thing that actively destroyed my body and mh for so many years and how can you invalidate that just#because you struggled with school in a different way than me?????#ALSOOOOOO#as soon as you talk about it a lot of people's instinct to help/express empathy just goes away.#which . IS WHY WE ARE STRUGGLING SO MUCH IN THE FIRST PLACE#BARK BARK BARK ABARK. BARK ABAKRB KABR
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