#I'm a liar but so is he
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I say that I'd never have emotional attachment over a 2d character and yet here I am crying because of Gojo's letters
#I'm a liar but so is he#that's what happens when you decide that your comfort character is someone who has never felt peace in his entire life#gojo#gojo satoru#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers
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what can i say. Poseidon. design by @preparedchalk
#уничтожить эту селедку#he has clothes on - YOU just can't see it#i'm a liar#epic the musical#epic poseidon#i wanna destroy him#i'm so normal#yeah#i stole these tags from chalk#my art
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"There's a ghost in my lungs // And it sighs in my sleep"
#the lirycs are from “I'm not calling you a liar” by Florence and The Machine#I MEAN IT FITS SO WELLL AND IT WAS IN DA2#livingmoth art#dragon age#dragon age 2#dragon age ii#da#da2#dragon age fanart#dragon age 2 fanart#dragon age ii fanart#da fanart#da2 fanart#anders#dragon age anders#da2 anders#da anders#dragon age 2 anders#da2 anders fanart#dragon age justice#da2 justice#art#digital art#artist on tumblr#anders is so dear to me i love him so much#he's just so tired
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a lesson about forgiveness has happened
#he has clothes on - YOU just can't see it#i'm a liar#epic the musical#epic poseidon#i wanna destroy him#i'm so normal#hurt da fish man#think mark meme#think mark#my art
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Something silly goofy for the soul
#imagining puzzles trying to act as normal as humanly possible once he gets out of prison#“revenge? what are you talking about? I would never want revenge!”#<- says the liar guy who is lying#tbh I'm kind of obsessed with how I drew his face in the smaller doodle#he's just so :)#my art#smg4#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4 fanart
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Local minor heavenly official ignoring instructions to not approach calamity ghost.
Day 5: Caught / Found
Ascended Yue Qingyuan and Calamity SJ! Consider this a continuation of Day 2 :) There's their happy ending, they finally meet again. Fits for both prompts tho I drew this with Found in mind.
memey extra under cut
#qijiuweek2024#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#svsss#qijiu#mxtx svsss#yeah I'm sorry I have no force to make anything more I got too much shit to do with the con#fun fact this is scheduled so I'll probs be traveling at the time this pops up lmao#why yes I had to draw all the prompts in advance#i drew most of them in 72 hours#end me please#i'm never doing this again (i say like a liar)#sj here is mostly harmless as calamity#he mainly went for mt tonglu to have the power to secure his place#he just occassionally hunts men and slave traders for sport. he needs the enrichment#so mild canon typical murder#well mild depends on the measure we apply#look yqy won't care he's just stoked to have xiao jiu back#got sent out on a prayer demand and found sj instead a succesful mission to yqy there#ling wen: Why are those ppl still dead. And what do you have there#yqy: *holding a bloody and feral gk!SJ* A mission report sir#ling wen: the mission was subdue the ghost not MARRY HIM
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Man, Matoba Seiji is such a yapper.
He looks so mysterious with that all black traditional clothes, creepy af eye patch, an exorcist job, and an entourage, but this man sees a teenager and just opens his mouth like there's no tomorrow. Like bruh, you don't need to over share.
I don't know if I should feel sorry or laugh whenever he trauma-dumps to a literal teenager who wants nothing to do with him, or to his high school crush who also wants nothing to do with him, but he doesn't know that he's sharing the saddest parts of his youth so casually.
I don't know what to feel about him. He's such a yapper.
#natsume's book of friends#natsume yuujinchou#takashi out here having childhood trauma to the extreme but still feels sorry for matoba#i was called liar my entire life but a neighbor just gave you a fruit out of courtesy#I'm so sorry matoba san here have all the fruits that you want huhu#kidding aside Seiji really got used to being disliked#then there's this one kid who's neutral about everything#and a handsome man who hates your guts but stays with you anyway#now I feel why seiji wants to share his entire life to these two#maybe he wants natori to save him from this exorcist life idk#but he's such a yapper hahaha minus points#matoba seiji#natori shuuichi#natsume takashi
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every so often, varric will write a black fox story. not anything fancy or for publication or anything, just for fun and because he knows hawke has a soft spot for them. ("an intrepid hero getting into and out of all kinds of trouble and the merry band of misfits following inseparably in his wake? can't imagine why".) some of them are experimental, some of them are straightforward retellings; they're generally pretty short and quick to do, so he allows himself to play around with form and genre and language more than he does in his professional work. stretching over the span of almost twenty years as they do, they contain some of his favourite pieces of his own writing, and some of the most '...was I huffing lyrium fumes or drunk or both for this one, hawke? what the actual hell is this' pieces. hawke keeps every single one of them. varric speculates that this is either because they're just that sentimental, or possibly that it's for future blackmailing purposes. he usually has one ready for their birthday. they have so much blackmail material on him anyway by this point, he figures, what's one more piece of ammunition going to do one way or the other.
varric finishes one of these black fox tales a couple of nights before he brings rook with him to minrathous — the last one. it's about the very last black fox story, the one where the black fox and his friends all disappear together into the depths of arlathan forest, where those in the know say you can find them to this very day, if you know where to look, or if you ever find yourself in trouble and in need of a helping hand. they'll turn up to aid a traveller in need, and disappear back between the shaded trees again once the day is saved, squabbling all the way, seeking treasures and unlikely quests yet unfound and unimagined.
they say on some days, you can hear them as laughter and friendly bickering on the wind from a couple of clearings over. it's not the end, it's just other adventures, some other place. that's the thing about stories. they're funny that way.
(once he wrote a book for his mother on her deathbed and read it to her through the comfortless and drawn-out hours of the troubled nights, and he burned the book the day she died and never spoke of it again.)
after he finishes the manuscript, he sits with it for a long time in the quiet and the candlelight before he wraps it up properly and sends it off back home to kirkwall. he attaches a note -- a story, to the best of all my stories, the one I'd tell forever if I could. take care of each other while I'm gone. first one to arrive saves seats at the bar, right? happy birthday, and send all my lack of love to the merchant's guild, as always. —Varric
he sends that to hawke. just in case. and then he gets up and he goes to find rook — it's time to get going.
#I've had this written out for weeks but I wanted to post it when I actually got to this point in the story. so. here we are.#they sent him off with metatextual flair and deep thematic implications. I think that's what he would have wanted#am I listening to 'I'm not calling you a liar' in the background right now? I'll never tell#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#varric tethras#hawke#honestly the moment I realized it would not be the real varric I knew everything would be okay for me specifically.#of course he isn't talking about hawke like he would be talking about hawke. solas doesn't know or care about hawke like varric does#(and thus his downfall in my particular playthrough right now lmao. he could have tried ig but I think he knows he'd get it wrong)#anyway. that's hawke and varric. To Me#not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (best and most beloved of all my stories the one my soul would tell)#varric obviously knew he was probably not getting out of this one so i imagine he'd be sneakily settling his affairs along the way#and when rook hears the banter between emmrich and lucanis where lucanis is like 'hey nope bad luck to settle your affairs before a job'#they have a moment where they just stand there staring into the air for a while numb with yet another fucking revelation#('I'm starting to feel like I could do without many more of those honestly')
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props to harlan's acting because i have never heard anyone sound so insincere and so much like a liar than john going "how can you say that" about when he absolutely tried to kill oscar with an axe
#personal#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent spoilers#like immediately he sounds like such a little liar#oh i'm so stressed out again
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really normal about this guy. i definitely think about other things sometimes 👍
#mine#bg3#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#ive been practicing drawing him!!! learning how to draw men who are not. um. twenty-ish.#I THINK I'M GETTING BETTER!!!!!!!!!!#learning to incorporate the wrinkles in my style without him feeling 80 was difficult but im happy with these ones :D#i just. god i just turn him over in my mind#its the no one was kind to him why did the gods ignore him no one can love him#and hes so funny and self assured and he's a liar and he only has 10 charisma and everything about him consumes me#i want more than anything to gently lovingly wash his hair for him.
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dallasstars: first of many, rook 🫡
#stars lb#hockey#stars#dallas stars#justin hryckowian#jamie benn#love that he got the hat for his first game :)#also i'm obsessed with how short all the rookies (barring oskar) are this year???? no hockey player saying he's 5'11“ is actually 5'11”#because if they were 5'11“ they'd lie & say they were 6'0”#so he's GOT to be little. like mav‚ our other 5'11" liar#z:edit
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it's baffling to me the lengths to which people will try to frame anyone in iwtv as being better than anyone else. everyone who says they love each other is doing it poorly. Lestat apologised to Louis on that stage and it was real and it was also a performance. Armand feels genuine remorse for not saving Claudia, claims that he couldn't prevent it but we all know he could have. Louis loved Claudia and wanted the best for her, and she was a broken doll picked up and used to soothe his guilt. Even Claudia, who did love Louis, has a specific view of everything that happened to them, to her, that made her messy, that made her angry and awful at times. why would you flatten them? why would you take away what makes these emotions real and complicated?
#i do believe armand has a sense of guilt over what happened in paris but its like. it also doesn't matter bc he'll never understand it#louis is only just getting a sense of how much he used claudia#lestat is manipulative AND he genuinely loved Louis#STOP FLATTENING THEM I BEG OF YOU TO LET CHARACTERS BE CONTRADICTIONS OF THEMSELVES#god that last episode was just so sad. no one would do anything because they just are who they are#'i better not see anyone defending lestat' i aint defending him I'm just seeing all of him and accepting who he is SORRY#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#memory is a monster and everyone is a liar with a perspective INCLUDING CLAUDIA
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“Answer these two questions! Where is the Op-Op Fruit and where is Law?”
+ Doflamingo's reaction to finding out Law ate the Op-Op Fruit and that Law is "with the Navy"
Donquixote Doflamingo (ONE PIECE #706)
#one piece#opgraphics#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo#doflamingo one piece#op doflamingo#op doffy#doffy#doflamingo gif#one piece gifs#onepiecegraphics#opgifs#fizzy's gifs#insert the “I re-watched ep 706 and got my heart broken again and all I got for it were these damned gifs” meme here#he looks so funny when he's angry#i say that when i'm safe behind the screen#who am I kidding I'd defecate myself in front of doffy#i was cheering though#younger brother outsmarting the older brother I was like “YEAAAAH ROSIII!🥳🥳🥳🥳”#both the donquixote brothers are compulsive liars and I love that for them#i will single handedly feed the doffy fandom with red suit doffy#i have been forged in the snow of minion island nothing hurts me anymore#pls don't make me watch 706 again pls 😭😭😭😭 I cried for 30 minutes
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I am thankful for the existence of football not because I like the sport but because we wouldn't have these photos of Robert Plant without it
Plus this:
#robert plant#led zeppelin#led zep#1970s#70s#seventies#70s bands#rock#rock and roll#everyone be respectful.. have some class 🙄#remember when he said he used to fake throat problems so he could cancel concerts and watch the games#and that he viewed his support of Wolverhampton as masochistic 😭#i am not RESPECTFUL I'm a liar
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i love the bingge extra because it's like
the horror of realizing you're the dark universe version of yourself. the injustice of seeing this other version of yourself be happy and loved, seeing him be treated with such gentle tenderness from a person who only ever treated you with cruelty
bad sex.
#svsss#julianno#the little glimpses into bingge's perspective when he's watching them are so rough!!#the sqq he knew was cruel and cold and abused him#and so he got his revenge and became powerful and should have everything he wanted#and then he goes into this other universe#and he sees himself being fussed over by an sqq that is gentle and kind and worries about his wellbeing#an sqq that drains himself of his spiritual energy just to tend his wounds#an sqq that brushes his hair and answers with an indulgent hm? whenever he calls out to him#and how unfair is that? he has everything#but this other version of him is loved#and maybe that's all he wanted this whole time#augh.#and then binghe coming back from pidw's universe and saying he looked everywhere but couldn't find shizun#he had so many people at his side but he didn't have the person who mattered most#GOD. anyway. I have so many thoughts on this extra and I haven't even gotten into the bad sex!#i love how sqq is like FUCK HE'S HUGE. NO WAY I'M TAKING THAT.#and binghe is like maybe shizun should top 🥺 <- definitely something he has fantasized for a long time#and sqq is like wait no what if i hurt him i wouldn't be able to bear it. so he ends up bottoming anyway#also the fact that he's so tired by the end lskdjflksd old man.#he claims it was awful and yet he came twice. you are a liar ❤#reading these books after reading mdzs is very funny#going from wangxian fucking like rabbits and having very enthusiastic kinky sex#to binghe crying in the middle of sex and sqq being like If He Puts That Thing In Me I Think I'll Die.
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they should've put Hook in more fun lil outfits like. his princely time travel royal ball fit? his scrappy lil "blacksmith" shawl he wore when Emma tied his lying ass to a tree? put that man in a suit of armor to rob people again. let Killian have some subterfuge looks pleeeeeaaase, he deserved more fun outfits to be bad at lying in
#let my man breathe in some non-leather fabrics lol#i'm sure colin o'donoghue would've appreciated a little costume diversity too 😅#he's kinda a canonical bad liar so i just think it'd be funny to have more subterfuge disguise stuff ya feel?#killian jones#ouat#kier posts
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