#I'm a bit drunk

[nat-but-free]

uuhhhh

[vro0m]

Pray for me still having buses and not having to go home by foot please

[ilovecoffeeandchemistry]

HAPPY NEW YEARRRR YAAAAY

[jesushatesmyguts]

I've been kind of quiet and I miss tumblr, have an ootd just because

I'm on vacation so sorry if it takes me some time to reply. Love you all mwah mwah

[thesmokinpossum]

not gonna pretend like i didn't had a lot of struggles in the last few years but moving to the big city really was the best decision of my life tbh

[lazitoelgato]

I'm going to watch that Inazuma eleven movie that is a crossover with another company, I don't remember the name of the movie but I think Fei appears and it's reason enough to watch it

[zeziee]

Why do I enjoy this if it makes me feel so bad

[nightlessblade]

Kusakabe needs to have a hot girl summer like beach body ready. he's a swordsman who uses his whole swordussy in battle

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

[nerdynuala]

He stopped thinking for a minute

[elvhendis]

Illario with his hair down won't leave my brain but also what if he got a little fucked up after the Crows throw him in jail. What then

[thatsnotbuddies]

Beezer came back with a bang. 👏

[dailyliamobrien]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Capitalism truly is a force of evil

You could have had hot threesomes with the hottest superheroines in Gotham you FOOL

You could have been wrist deep in Harley's insane clown pussy while Ivy ploughs your field of dreams

But you turn away from this????

I feel like this story needs to end with a full on Christmas Carol situation where Catwoman , Ivy and Harley all visit this cold hearted capitalist and fuck her into realising that love and passion are better than the cold embrace of wealth

"IT WAS AS THEY SAID

THE THREE HORNY QUEER GIRLS DID IT ALL IN ONE NIGHT"

(Throws open window)

"YOU THERE!

CADY HERRON!

WHAT DAY IS THIS!"

"It's October 3rd!"

"RUN DOWN TO THE SEX SHOP

AND PURCHASE THE LARGEST STRAP ON YOU CAN FIND!"

(Flings gold card at her face)

"OH GOD MY EYE!"

"And then to the pharmacist, to buy a bandage for where I blinded you in one eye with my credit card!

GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!"

"PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE...."

[dve]

pyrrha dve in the club flirting with the dancers and having an altogether bad time. where's that fic. pyrrha at her absolute sleaziest and therefore absolute sexiest just having a nightmare of an evening

[shadowkira]

Lae'zel: I had a girlfriend once, but she turned into the moon. Sometimes, I can still hear her voice...

Shadowheart: Lae'zel, I just dyed my hair you cannot keep-

Lae'zel: There she is now, can you hear her?