#I'm Your Guy
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*every time I pack my backpack*
Brain: put socks in there
Me: why-
Brain: because
Me: but I'm wearing socks-
Brain: if you don't put an extra pair in there something bad will happen that will require you to change your socks.
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Am I really going to let a pair of socks have that much power over me?
Yes. *throws socks in backpack*
#Random#This is me cleaning out my drafts#And explaining that most likely i will always have an extra pair of socks#So if you ever need socks#I'm your guy
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So, yesterday, I decided I was going to make a loot table for this guild I’m in when I make events. I used a combination of D&D 3.5 loot and WoW RPG loot to roll every single one, only slightly influencing things to fit in RP.
I made a grand total of 50 magic items. No duplicates. Nothing that’s just a simple stat boost.
So if you want ideas for magic items, I’m your man.
#i'm giving like a MAX of 5 per event#and i only make an event once in a blue moon#so if you wanna talk magic loot in RP#i'm your guy
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So uh I take it MTR has been added to the US Netflix. Nice.
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Skype Call! Anyone want my skype?
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they’re writing a kids’ book I am sobbing
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I found out that the reason I’ve been having so many problems with my heart and lungs that the doctors only shrug at in explanation, may well be anemia. So if you have random headaches, shortness of breath, your heart starts to race for no reason at all, and/or you feel weak all the time, try getting more iron in your diet.
You can get iron from red meat, fish, eggs, leafy veggies, cereals, nuts, beans, and dried fruit.
I found out that apparently oatmeal has HELLA iron in it, so that’s just one more reason for me to start eating my power oatmeal again.
Basically you mix dry oats, milk, and raisins, microwave it, then throw in pb, honey, cinnamon, and applesauce. It’s too heavy for a general breakfast, but since it has HEINOUS amounts of protein, calcium, iron, and a ton of other more obscure nutrients, it’s really good for after a morning workout.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES GUYS
#if anyone has questions about nutrition or fitness#I'm your guy#I just have a nasty blind spot for my own health sometimes
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do you ever reach that point where you realize you just don’t give a shit.
#charlie chatters#why the fuck is he asking ME of all people#i'm literally the worst fucking person to ask for advice about xmas shopping#got a relationship problem?#i'm your guy#having a mental breakdown?#yo dude i'm fucking on it like cream cheese on a bagel or w/e the fuck#xmas shopping???#pls let me redirect you to my shopaholic aunt#i just wanna fucking ask ppl what they want for xmas#i don't give a shit about the surprise#i'd rather know you'll like what i get you#also why the fuck is wrapping paper a thing?#horrible tradition#the only good things about xmas are the music and the pretty lights tbh#fuck i'm so done#I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY#like i understand 14yro boys???#WHY ME#OF ALL FUCKING PEOPLE#DON'T YOU HAVE FRIENDS YOU CAN ASK ABOUT THIS??
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Guys who wants to help me write a musical
Please
#musical#heeeeelp#the writing shit I got down#lyricist?#i'm your guy#the music part is the difficulty
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I wonder if there's a foster kid community on tumblr if there is, hey guys. where's the foster kid memes. I want them
#potato talk#also if y'all wanna talk to a 20 something ex foster kid#I'm your guy#foster kid#foster home
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You give of really chill vibes like i could talk to you about anything
I’ve been told that I’m a great listener, thank you anon!
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s The Monkees/Beach Boys parody from the Spontaneous Combustion episode during Randy’s dream sequence
#South park#Matt Stone#Trey Parker#I'm Your Guy#Spontaneous Combustion#DVDA#You and Me Girl#The Monkees#The Beach Boys
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if this wasn’t planned I’m telling myself it was the day they broke Hodgins’ wheelchair and were then late for work and no one can convince me otherwise
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don't be shy, i'm your guy
by Summer_Stylinson
"...Harry wondered if this pixie of a boy with crinkles by his long lashed eyes had a personality as addictive and loud as his laugh that reverberated around the otherwise silent library..."
or AU where Harry is a cute librarian that really likes one of the boys that is a regular and he just wants to talk to him but he's shy and it's cute honestly i just suck at summarizing
Words: 1790, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: zayn niall and Liam are mentioned, Shy Harry, Librarian Harry, Shy Louis, fluffy fluffy fluffy, lilac jumper harry
via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' http://ift.tt/1EyHpvH
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if you're looking for somebody who's incredibly vain and makes snarky comments all the time then i'm your guy
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nisekoi replied to your post “nisekoi replied to your post “post a selfie? :)”joey aka a tree how am...”
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*to a snazzy rhythm* T-A-L-L-Y, that spells tall with an extra Y!
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