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how many times do I have to say it wei wuxian is NOT a twink
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subscription auto-renewals can sit on a dick.
#''would you like to buy ONE month of this service?''#''yes please! ONE month please''#''O N E month coming right up!''#''sike bitchass.''#I'll kill you.#Do Not fucking give the option for ONE month if you're gonna be a lying skank#what the hell is even the point of that#I'm so mad over £12
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you are absolutely what the theorized catboy would actually be like if they existed
fuck you, Caleb.
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your man can't even caramelize onions.
#posted without tags but now I'm adding them because those bitches were barelyn translucent#I'll kill you.
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Just know that if you call vash the stampede white I'm bombing your house
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The only way Tom Hanks can redeem himself for Pinocchio 2022 is to rap the fucking Evil Woody song
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Who rearranged the fucking dashboard.
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Do not leave your computer online overnight.
I don't give a shit why you think it's necessary, you're 100% wrong. I guarantee you there's a workaround that doesn't involve the waste of energy or the added strain to your computer.
Just turn the god damn thing off.
Shocked how many people think you can just turn on a computer and leave it on for weeks or months or years and never turn it off and it'll be fine. Computers need their sleep, and sleep mode does not count
#''what about my million browser tabs? D:''#I'll kill you.#I'll hunt you down and kill you.#USE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BOOKMARKS#YOURE THE REASON GOD SAW FIT TO MAKE AN ETERNAL HELL#I WILL ENSURE YOUR PUNISHMENT COMES EARLY IF WE EVER MEET IN THE FLESH#computers#pc maintenance
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I would love for SB to try to correctively backhand Stalker like he does Hughie. Go on. Try it.
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I hope they got that microwave in the break room
Bonus version with different outfit colours:
#wild life smp#inthelittlewood#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#Mumbo's mug says 1 GOON and Skizz's says 2 GOON (Mumbo has the higher kill count) and Martyn's says IT No.3 (in ref to the end of his video#they all got lightning streaks in their hair cause bride of frankenstein getting resurrected with lightning and bc it looks cool#Mumbo and Skizz are so greyscale then theres Martyn whose just g r e e n#so i tried them all in greyscale but then invert it cause they came back wrong- but I think it looks better with the og colours. I'll find#way to draw the inverted monochrome designs to work just you wait#I love ghost ghoul goons so much. Skizz and Martyn both go 'YOU GOT IT BOSS' in silly voices while Mumbo silently starts stabbing#tw blood#my art
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You're arranged married to one of the DA LIs, spin the wheel for who!!
#dragon age origins#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition#dragon age the veilguard#polls#I got taash on my test spin and then bull on my official spin#website is shipping me with the qunari#I LIKE TAASH BUT REALLY LOVE THE IRON BULL SO WAHOO !!!!! I'LL EVEN KILL A DRAGON FOR YOU SIR 🫡#also I am so sorry if someone has done this before. I haven't seen it but whoopsies
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he's proud of them probably
#auri de riva#viago de riva#my art#datv#dragon age#i missed that line during the illario fight bc i was fighting for my FUCKING life but maybe this time i'll hear it (pessimistic)#i did get to hear gratifyingly worried/protective lines from lucanis plenty of times. enough times even. maybe even too many times#'illario i'll kill you for that' was a highlight bc i like to imagine he thought they were dead (he had many good reasons to think this)#dav spoilers#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#my ocs
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She will (and he'll let her)
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#atla fanart#prince zuko#zutara au#atla art#zutara fanart#zutara art#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#atla zuko#katara art#katara fanart#katara of the southern water tribe#the western air temple#This was inspired by THAT Trigun Stampede scene (if you're a Vashwood fan you'll know which one)#The “I'll kill you” *heart eyes* dynamic is SO Western-Air-Temple-ZK coded it's insane#Also Zuko loves girls who can kick his ass and that's canon. Like. The fact that they can and WILL plummet him to the ground is a big yes#I just know it#And yeah my boy was pretty crestfallen during that scene (too sad and defeated for someone who didn't have *ahem* at least a crush on her)#(In my very much not humble opinion)#But some (hidden) part of him was like “kissherkissherkissher” and you cannot convince me otherwise#I think about his dorky hopeful smile when he saw her literally all the time#And then the kicked turtleduck face that screamed “no smooches? 🥺”#Like what's up with that Zuko?#Why would you keep silent because you know you deserve this treatment for her but that didn't stop you from wishing otherwise?#Just WHY
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If you have led headlights then legally I should be allowed to flay you alive
#ash.txt#additional driving related complaint so I don't have to make two posts:#WHY DO PEOPLE OVERTAKE YOU AND THEN SLOW DOWN#what is WRONG with you#IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE SLOWER THAN ME. THEN JUST. STAY BEHIND#I'LL KILL YOU.
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Can they kill me already
#server announcement#I haven't... seen the new one yet. For some fucking reason.#Where the fuck is it and where the fuck is it mistreating my workers?#I'll kill you.
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a show doesn't necessarily have to be ABOUT queerness to BE a queer show. it's a cultural dialect that cishets don't quite speak.
edit: i gotta clarify that the shows do indeed still have to have actual queer characters in them to count
#our flag means death#and yeah i'll say#the owl house#not just in the fact they are stuffed to the brim with queer characters#or their stories of self-transformation into who you truly are#or even that they're about outsiders finding community amongst each other#though those things certainly factor#it's that the queerness cannot be disentangled from the story without costing complexity#luz has to be neurodivergent and queer. if she wasn't the story would be about someone else#am i making sense? is this microphone on?#a couple others of note are#killing eve#renegade nell#and star trek#which cannot be made straight despite best efforts#conversely heartstopper and first kill are not queer. but that's another essay.
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