#I'd marry him

[ivy475]

I'm happy to see a pic of him. He wouldn't be taking selfies if he was in horrible pain. They must be treating him good down there.

[blood-orange-juice]

Argenti really is space Childe.

In the sense that I scream and facepalm at every single thing he says and then he says the next thing that is somehow worse.

*incoherent noises*

Also he got the treatment I wanted for Childe.

We get to hear about some guy winning the previous iteration of a tournament (sort of), the description elicits a hopeful "wait, could it be?" and then we are told we need to spar to decide the final winner, go to the arena and there he is, in all his unhinged glory. <3

And then the *conversation* follows.

150/10, totally recommend.

I love him, your honour.

[krenenbaker]

omg wait opinion on barbatos pls

Husband.

I adore Barbatos.

he is my darling, an absolute sweetheart, a brilliant man, someone who is sweet, and attentive, and polite, and terrifyingly capable. he shares a number of things in common with me - interests, humour, etc. - and is simply wonderful. he's fun, deliciously teasing, and absolutely beautiful. I wish to see him comfortable and relaxed, and having fun. he deserves that

Barbatos is, with great likelihood, my favourite character in this game. though I've only read up to Lesson 20 (plus a couple Devilgrams and some chats), I can safely say that I love him

[mymangamemes]

Literally the most romantic gesture I can imagine

From Dream Lover Strategy Guide by haki

[skeleton-mischief]

Cyperus Serrif

It is only fair that I get to show off my headcanons for the skeleton that was my favorite character from the beginning. OG Papyrus

- Official height is 6'5

- He/Him

- Pansexual

- Has the most control of his magic and will adjust to match his opponent.

- An excellent cook for everything except pasta, it's why he's hyperfixating on getting it right

- Likes puns but thinks there has to be tact

- Hard worker, overachiever, kindhearted, empathetic, optimistic, cheerful, confident, sassy, impulsive, loud, stubborn, blunt, and charming

- Pacifist

- No pet preference, but has beef with the white dog that terrorizes him

- Does not curse often but will

- Magic smells like citrus, magic tastes like sugar cookie

- loves high fives

- Bear hugs all around

- Will remember everything someone tells him and uses it to his advantage

- Takes on emotional and physical burdens from others and gets burned out because of it. Wants to make everyone happy

- Takes care of himself physically, but struggles to do it emotionally. Hides it from others of course, but sometimes it's hard to hide from yourself

- Cries frequently if he's sentimental and not afraid to show it. Goodbyes, shows, etc. He only is practically silent if he's genuinely upset

- Would call his lover "Sunshine"

- Admires Vanilla and encourages Vanilla to rely on him

- He was the one to come up with the idea of using different names for everyone when the AU's clashed

- Unintentionally brutal when insulting someone, he also can make someone's jaw drop if he comments on something

- Hyperfixates on making good puzzles, it's a special interest of his

- The "Date" in Undertale was actually just him doing a playdate with Frisk. I think he would be good with kids, and he gets to get this little human to smile and befriend him and his brother. It would explain why he is so cartoonishly crazy about it, and why at the end he only wants to be friends

- He would call you all the time, face times, texts, all of it. He has so much to say and loves speaking, loves talking to you. You haven't grown tired of him? Well, because you haven't, he's secretly so happy to know that

- Admires Undyne and feels that he's not allowed in the royal guard due to something he's doing wrong

- Mettaton is his celebrity crush, but he'd never date him if they ever met. The "celebrity life is just not for him. His only true love is himself..."

- He is good artist who makes hero comics as a hobby, I think that because he has so many figurines he'd practice drawing since it's clear they're good poses and he's friends with Undyne. Clearly, comics and manga go with anime

- Cries in his closet when underground. In the game, he comments there are no skeletons in his closet, except him sometimes. I think this shows that it's a good place for him to cry without getting caught since it's a private spot

- Will make grand entrances often, including jumping through windows or throwing his hand out in a grand gesture before announcing himself

- Owns a red car, a sleek fancy one that he had to work to get a driver's license for. Otherwise, he would've crashed it

- Loves to try different styles above ground, since he didn't have many options Underground where most monsters don't even need clothes!

- Will carry Vanilla around and refuses to let anyone else do it because they "do it wrong."

- His favorite food is dinosaur oatmeal

- side eyes his friends, the others pets, even strangers, often. It's a silent judgment and he's super cartoonish or slick about it

- Doesn't remember Gaster except sometimes in his dreams

- He doesn't have anyone that outright dislikes him. for some they don't care for him, or even mock him, but no one dislikes him or even goes so far as to HATE him

- Is quite lonely, when the others arrived it was what he considers a gift

- Intimate, platonic relationships mean a lot to him

- He is in truth not as judgemental as he can come across, trying his hardest to be open minded about serious topics. Otherwise, expect him to call the old man at the grocery store and old prune for taking the last of the noodle brand he uses

- He doesn't believe that there is such a thing as "Evil" per say, or at least anyone being fully capable of being evil. It's one of the reasons he actually gets along with Flowey, who he doesn't know is also a kid and just naturally is able to be kind and patient enough for him

- He's self reflective, and a lot more intelligent than some people give him credit for. His theatrics do not deter him from being serious and deeply considerate when times matter

- He has never flattered someone out of manners, and so you can expect him to really mean it when he compliments you

- He has such control of his magic that he can bring you down to one HP, that's something that requires patience but he's capable of it

- He does gaming rarely, it's only something he does with family or if it's a puzzle game, opening his mind to fun things

- Rubic cubes are a thing of the past for him, he understands patterns and he can solve them way too quickly. Vanilla actually taught him when he was younger

- He acts more "motherly" when the other versions arrive, he has a desire to take care of others as a result

- He will gossip and even talk shit when it comes to shows, don't even get him started on it. The moment his TV show comes on, he's entirely wrapped up and invested. Just wait until reality TV gets discovered by him

- He's hard to anger, but frustration comes to him easily. He'll be frustrated at his failures, and he suppresses it until alone. Anger, however, isn't often a problem for him. You'd have to push him, and only then does he truly become something else. He doesn't like that version of himself though

- Very touch oriented and an active soul, he likes to work out and get up stupid early

- Sleep? HAH, not for this workaholic! There's so much to do!

- Wouldn't hesitate to be supportive of others, throwing out all the things you need with pom poms and everything

- Was it always this hard to get noticed by his brother? Sure, he's super supportive and present. But doesn't he see that his distance hurts? He actually is acutely aware of how much Vanilla hides himself away, and he wishes he got to be there for him the same way Vanilla is there for him

Closing Notes:

I actually thought that he was the best brother out of the two there are, I owned so much stuff such as a beanie, a hoodie, a poster, and all that jazz when I first got into Undertale. I sadly gave that stuff up after I just dealt with a very unhealthy friendship, since we bonded over it. Years later I got back into it though, and learned to appreciate Sanses all around. Papyrus will always be my #1 bbg though

[green-socks]

(from Glen's interview in Men's Health)

This 100% excuses the whole not liking cheese thing. This is a man I respect. What else do you need in your life, really?

[ivy475]

Me with Bill Moseley

[butchfortress]

well okay then

[whoisspence]

[lorilane33]

Oh I love both versions so much! I can’t choose lol

Old Echo my beloved. At the last minute it occurred to me to give him a goatee because who doesn't love a little pain am I right :'D But tbh personally I prefer him without anything more than stubble, so I've included both versions. Feel free to let me know which one you guys like more :>

[ivy475]

Look at this adorable old man. Probably studying his movie lines or some shit. Just acting like a normal person. I love him.

[ninjautizm]

I don't remember this but HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIITT LLOYD WAS CONFIRMED TO BE AT LEAST 9 YEARS OLD HERE AND HE WAS ABLE TO DO THAT??? JESUS FUCK

[corsairspade]

Celegorm but everything about him is 10x funnier because he's a chronic ainur fucker and just doesn't tell anyone about it. He looks inwards and decides marriage is between elves so deciding to roll around with maiar of the hunt is absolutely valid and not marriage. Who's ever heard of an elf marrying a Maia?

Elven polyamory may be illegal but it doesn't count if he's just ferrying kisses between Oromë and Vána- they're not elves. No, it's not hypocritical, what are you talking about. Just don't tell his father. What? No, not because of the whole polyamory thing, Feanor's just got a thing about Valar. Yes Celegorm is sure that's the only reason he doesn't want to tell his dad.

[fnvbennygecko]

time for fnv version of this :) spin the wheel

[reillymackay]

my fields of mistria farmer, violet💜

[penkura]

In the same vein as last night's post, I think Zoro would be a petname guy under the right circumstances. (I'm thinking these more in a modern sense than the OP universe.)

Maybe at the beginning, he calls you baby, babe, things like that. But not very often and definitely not in public. His favorite when he wants to tease you is princess, especially when you get all flustered over it.

As your relationship gets more serious, he gets more comfortable calling you other petnames like sweetheart and dear mostly. Still calls you babe and baby cause those are his favorites. Even calls you these when you get engaged. He's not going to be going around calling you my fiancée unless he needs to.

When you get married, it becomes wife or my wife, even when you're alone. He still calls you by your name! But being able to call you my wife makes him too happy not to do it.

If you have kids, he's another that'll call you mama all the time. Maybe mommy at first, when your kids are still babies, but definitely mama as your kids grow up. Personally, he would want that to be your kid's first word.