#I'd love to do edibles with these idiots at least once
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akai-akai · 5 months ago
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tf141 assisting in a drug bust, except the drugs get lit on fire and they're accidentally breathing in the fumes and getting high as fucking balls.
Johnny is MIA, chased some fucking wild animal off into the brush and he's not answering comms.
Kyle is having a crisis, nearly in tears as he yells "I promised my mum I'd never do drugs!!" at the ground as if it's the dirt's fault he's fucking baked.
Simon is sitting on the ground, head in his hands, not speaking a word and sitting so still he could be mistaken for a highly realistic mannequin.
John is squinting at each of them, can't focus his eyes, blurting out "where the fuck is Soap?" after doing the 9th headcount. Doesn't realize he's been leaning way off to the side and tilting his head with each headcount until he almost loses his balance.
And Laswell. Poor Laswell. She's directing the extraction team with minimal help from any of these idiots, pinching the bridge of her nose and wondering how much paperwork this is going to end up in.
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based on that one video of the news reporter high as fuck as a ton of drugs are burning behind him, it's one of my favorite news videos
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the-sprog · 8 months ago
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EPISODE 4
-i jsut realized the paradox prism is probably what they're calling the broken parts, while paradox emerald is for the whole thing. still don't know what the difference between a chaos and paradox one is.
-OOH purple girls is here again? No it's Big nvm. Does Shadow just never exist in these universes? is it because he found a chaos emerald just in time? why WAS HE looking for those? does he just do that every once in a while? was that for the fight with eggman? he didn't even do anything with that.
-niiiice the shoes and gloves adapt to the universe
-I love you Knuckles. I believe you. trees talk. I can see that. what's on his knuckles? i fully thoght the spikes were part of his body. are they not?
-God sonic is so stupid.is he not wondering where the shard is? should've called them shards btw instead of prisms
-WOAH wolverine moment!
-they fully don't have robots? does tails not exist in this universe? they have no tech, absolutely none?
-NEW YOKE? WAS IT NEW YOLK THIS ENTIRE TIME AND THE SUBTITLES LIKED TO ME?? TWICE?? WHY NEW YOKE
-Ok now sonic is callinf them shards. see he's smart afterall.
-I like mangey tails omg hes feral this is amazing omg
-i love this universe so much omg
-How many times am I going to call sonic an idiot? too many probably. its deserved. it comes from a place of love.
-ok backstory. bark is edible though right. also i havent specukated on what the monster is.
-I really fucking love mangey
-I feel like sonic would've helped regardless. prim didn't need to lie to him like that
-ooh loop-de-loop comeback
-I fully believe Gnarly can talk to plants
-oh no that's so sad cmon not the frog sob
-is.. is amy the monster? shes the only missing. but laos shadow is missing. and i know theres someone called sticks or something in some canons and shes kinda feral?
-it's some kind of harpy? a chocobo? ostrich?
-"enough running" never thought I'd hear that from sonic the hedgehog
-A FLICKY?
-OH. CMON PRIM YOU COULD0VE SAID THAT EARLIER
-"i hate spikes" bru you HAVE spikes. also that hammer? totally Amy.
-Ok she looks cool as shit. she's got a mohawk. nice.
-Sonic does not get the concept of alternate universes does he
-Are amy and sonic siblings?
-Thorn Rose. Of course. wait is she Amy Rose in the... Prime verse?
-HUH? HIS KIND?
-She knows the shard thing! The great green though?
-ok not really a mohawk but i like it anyways.
-they're starving, thorn. what do you eat? that you're so much better?
-oooh that's why the trees ar eso big! theyre feeding on the prism
-why does she want it? nvm probably to fic the forest
ok another "alternate amy is about to kill sonic" cliffhanger
EPISODE 5
-aww flashback to them being friends again!! I love those!
-WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY! he keeps dhowing up! who is Big???
-i think it's the right amount of sentimental but yeah ofc he doesn't get it
-truly feels like a boss battle
-did he just get his head stuck in the cage bars?
-the chase scene is really fun. really seems like a video game level
-gosh gnarly never change
-BIG IS A CAT? BUT ROUGE ISN'T?
-ok so they were disfiguring the place lol they weren't following gatherers rules
-bless him he's trying
-GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS IT WAS WORKING
-Thorn if going for the kill
-he's getting the tree thing. nice.
-no no no he's got a point. humans are part of the ecosystem, and taking them out would seriously damage it. and also taking the light yeah.
-birdie is the actual name of that... flicky?
-IS HE TALKING TO THE TREE? WAS GNARLY RIGHT? I always believed in him.
-OFC birdie can fly dude.
-I mean... I'm on thorn's side though, they WERE destrying the jungle
-birdie's the same thingy as in the flashback!!
-Mangey kearned to fly he's gonna be a manace
-are the shape of the eyes indicative fo the species? like some of them have two eyeballs, while amy and sonic have one like a unibrow. I didn't pay attention to shadow in this regard but. does he have only one as well?
-oooooh the frog!
-hes gotta say "gotta go fast" at least once per episode it seems
-ah fuck it's a back to the future mechanic. Shadow i s in the nothing and sonic needs to... well, go fast.
-hey back in new yolk!! and the revolution started huh?
I'm watching Sonic prime because you can't give me multiverse and unlikely allies and think I won't watch it.
But this is the first piece of Sonic media I've ever consumed (sonic underground doesn't count cause I remember nothing of it, and neither do the films) so. Live blog lmao.
-"Shadow is... Complicated. More on that later" can't wait bro
-Ok rouge the bat is a good guy? I thought she was vaguely anti hero ish.
-what the fuck is a paradox emerald. I stopped at chaos emeralds. What's the difference? How are they created? This one was just... In a cave???
-"sonic boom of a headache" ah ah I see what you did there.
-whats with the knuckles slander!!!
-THATS NEW YORK??????
-so they're not allowed to talk to other people I guess?
-why are they making it seem like it's his shoes that make him fast????
-are rings currency? I was under the impression they were currency. Why is he looking for cash rn
-fickeis???
-he knows what smog is. How does he know what smog is. He lives in a forest.
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Does he live in a forest? It's like... All green.
OH ITS WHAT EGGMAN WANTED! A WORLD RESEMBLING HIM AND NOT SONIC.
-What is the prism shatter??? Do they mean the paradox emerald? So sure they called it the paradox emerald and not the paradox prism.
-WHATS WITH THE TAILS SLANDER!!!
-Yes I know he insulted sonic as well but I think sonic deserved it in that moment.
-ok shadow was just. There. Dudes not even helping. You live here you asshole! Do your part!
-"Tails never gets upset" that's unhealthy!
-is 1992 the year the first sonic game came out? Something tells me that's the year Sonic's first game came out.
-...what's the difference between a trap and a trick?
-why Rouge! The only thing I know is that you're a cat!
-WHY ARE THEY CALLINF IT A PARADOX PRISM NOW?
-the fact the place IS called "the loop-de-loop" and it's not just what Sonic calls it is. Priceless.
-ngl I thought sonic was gonna be more... Sassy? Clever? WITTY! but no. He's a lot more like how I imagined Knuckles to be. Knuckles is my favorite btw. I know nothing of him other than he's vaguely mean and dumb. But not like Shadow's angsty edgy mean. More like a jock kinda mean.
-also no one explained why it's called the paradox prism. Or why Rouge knows what it is/that that's what Eggman was looking for.
-oh there you go end of flashback. Also where the FUCK is shadow. How later sonic? How much later?
-Rusty Rose?? That's Amy isn't it? Like Evil alternate universe Amy.
-i don't know who Babbles is.
-IS THAT A BOP IT?
-Ok no it isn't.
- I don't understand what the shoes malfunctioning means. Is his speed artificial??? Are they like Spider-man's web-shooters?
-EGGMAN IS A FATHER? WHO'S THE MOM???
-Also Rose said there were other rebels. Wonder if it's the same squad- oh they answered my question. Rouge is not Rebel. And I guess Knuckles is also a rebel. Don't know if Tails is gonna be good or not. Cause I remember seeing something about a Tails with robot... Tails.
-YOURE IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THINGS WOULD BE THE SAME.
-ok I was right. His name is... Nine? Also these episodes are really long.
-oh he still has the regular tails. It's more of a doc oc situation. I thought they were prosthetics.
-GEEZ "I was trained by the misery of life and this dark and heartless city" GEEZ
-gonna assume he's gonna be like "why'd you save me??? Why would you do this for me??"
-oh lord game footage that's cool as shit.
-sonic is not gonna pierce this together is he? And Nine is not gonna be like "yeah alright this guy is insane"
-MR.DR.EGGMAN. that's... Too much.
-Aww they're doing a little Tails bragging moment. Talking about how they're friends that's sweet.
-CHAOS COUNCIL? We're back to the chaos nomenclature??? what happened to the paradox shit? the hardest part of this is not that I don't have any sonic knowledge, it's that I have SOME sonic lore knowledge gained through osmosis and it's clashing with the lore that they're trying to establish in this cartoon.
-Nine is going for the full spider aesthetic huh?
-yeah. the tails are cool. I've always liked tails too, he's just too smart for me and i feel awkward when i don't understand him.
-COOL SHOES UPGRADE. Ok so the shoes are like... making it so that he doesn't explode due to the natural energy in his body, which i assume is what makes him fast. and that he'd be faster if he didn't have them, but also... more explode-y.
-HE ISN'T MISSING MEMORIES YOU IDIOT
-Oh the baby is back. I don't know how to feel about the baby.
-BLUE STREAK lol
-Ok that's an pixar's incredibles looking trap.
-OH SHIT SHE'S A ROBOT? oh not a robot. Rose is a cyborg and the way she talks about it amkes me sad.
-Nine??? is good or?? confused about his alliances.
-What. who. what. there's a whole family??? is... eggman their dad or?? who's the mom?
-of course he has hair in this "perfect" universe.
-are they like the chaos emeralds that can fuse to become the master emerald? and part of a whole??
-what's with casual dehumanization
-gosh he's such a dumbass but like an annoying one but also like indearingly so?
-I'm never gonna remember which eggaman is which. except babbles cause. yknow. toddler.
-omg the lasers effect is so ucking cool!! thay's a real nice scene ahhhh-
-they're like video games levels. alright. for now I'm really enying the visuals and the storytelling methods. on the story itself i'll see when it really gets going.
-oh no.
-ok I like the baby.
-OH THE PLOT THICKENS! the same energy as what powers the city? is the city powered by the emeralds? or by like- SHADOW??? IS THAT YOU-
-oh flashback 2. I don't know why but somethign about Tails' design looked... off. he felt naked. does he usually have like a scarf? goggles?
-Knuckled is just... hanging on the plane oh lord i'm dying.
-WHAT DO THE RINGS DO??? "in case eggeman gers in a lucky shot: rings" what??
-DOES SHADOW HAVE ROLLERBLADES?? ok he's raising on my list of favourite characters.
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r3b3lgrrrrrrrl · 5 years ago
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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 17)
"Love, sex, fights & international flights"
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After Luna and Colson pull into Ashley's driveway, he shuts off the engine. The car ride wasn't much different from any other so this concerns Luna. She turns to him. "You feel alright?" She asks. This makes him smile as he lights a joint.
"I didn't wanna say anything in front of the guys..." He begins, hitting the joint long and hard. "Probably because it didn't really sink in yet and because you had such control but you scared the fuck outta me tonight, Loons." He says, looking at her while passing her the joint.
As she hits it she asks why.
"When those 2 dudes stood up, we all jumped up because it was about to be on. But, like I said." He takes the joint from her. Inhaling and exhaling deeply. "You controlled that situation, like a sexy Boss Ass Bitch, but...." He looks at her with concerned eyes "I don't know what I would've done if one of them had touched you before I could get to you." He hits the joint again before passing it to her.
Luna's silent. It makes Colson nervous.
"Look, I don't even know what I'm trying to say, because I love you for exactly who you are. But, it made me realize that I don't know what I'd do if ANYTHING happened to you, Kitten."
She hits the joint slowly before speaking. "I get where you're coming from. Buuuut..." She says with a soft smile lifting her right arm towards him, forearm side up. Trying to make light of the conversation, she asks "Do you know why I have this?" Pointing to the tattoo of a cockroach that she has just above the words 'Don't look back in anger, Live like it's the style." right above the crook of her elbow.
He can't help but chuckle "No, but I have wondered." Taking the joint.
"Shoulda asked." She smiles up at him. "It's a reminder, that there are 2 things in this motherfucking world you can't kill. Cockroaches and Luna Smith." He laughs out loudly to her pleasure. She continues "I am who I am, Bunny. I have no fear, am violent as fuck and fiercely loyal." She says, blue eyes burning into his soul, with a shrug. She then says to him sincerely. "I'm am sorry I scared you. I knew I had it though. I've been living my life for a long time. If I hadn't KNOWN that I could handle it myself, I'd have brought you or Benny with me, like I did at the strip club.... I don't know if that makes you feel any better..." She finishes.
He sighs. "It does... And I know you have. And I know why. AND I really can't say shit because I would've acted the same way too, no questions asked. It's just, I'm a 6'4 dude and you're..."
She interrupts him. "Careful what you say next, Bunny." With a knowing eye and cocked smile.
He gives her a side eye. "You know what I'm trying to say." Pulling on the joint.
"I do." She says getting serious. "And I love you for it. But....." She trails off. Taking the joint from him.
"Just....." He interrupts her "I don't even know, I just..... I know I can't lose you."
His words soften her eyes, making her put out the joint and climb across the seat so that she can straddle him. Wiggling in, so that his cock rest between her legs, against her pussy. Where it belongs. She looks deep into his eyes before kissing him firmly, pushing her hips down, pulling him by his shoulders towards her. "Only YOU can make you lose me." She lifts her arm "Cockroach, remember?" She says with a huge grin.
"YOU are a fucking idiot." He laughs pulling her in for a kiss.
"Your idiot." She replies, pulling away laughing at their joke, for only a moment, before easily submitting.
Their kiss is passionate. Creating a roaring fire between them. She feels his dick grow larger against her pussy. "Yeah, you are." He says as she leans back against the steering wheel, beaming as she moves her hips against him to the beat of the music on the radio.
"Unh Hunh." She says as he pulls her back into his mouth. They kiss heavily, she lifts up, unbuckling him, he helps her slide his pants down. His dick is raging. A simple peice of cotton separating them. He slides inside of her as she lifts up high enough for his large cock to enter her.
She still has to take him in slowly, he's so big. Shifting her hips, swirling her pussy around his dick, "Colllllllllson...." she moans loudly, feeling him fully fill her. They start off slowly but as always passion and need take over. It's not long before she's propped up against the steering wheel, riding him like an experienced jockey at the most famous derby. He slides the straps of her dress down, exposing her full breast. His hands grip them. Thumbs playing with her piercings. The view of her naked upper body splayed in front of him makes him harder. She can feel him grow, sending bolts of electricity through her. This kicks her into overdrive. She lifts off the steering wheel, causing him to groan in pleasure in her shift. Hearing his groan tickle her ears, she grabs the top of his hair and bucks against him like a Texan owning their first rodeo. Feeling him deep and hard inside of her, it doesn't take much for her to see stars.
Just as he cries out "KITTTEN!!!!" in sheer pleasure, her walls grip his thick cock. Throwing her head back, shoving her breast in his face, they cum together.
'FUUUUCKKKKKK......" Colson says.
"Mmmmmm.." She purrs into his neck still grinding her hips slightly. They sit together in pleasure.
He lifts her up from his chest. "No double standards." He looks into her eyes. "Just bring me. You have a man for a reason."
"Fucking SERIOUSLY??? She's in mental disbelief. Trying not to explode.
Fighting her urge to argue the sexism of his last statement, she shrugs "Always bring your Bitch. You gotta a Bitch for a reason." She says with a cocky look and shrug.
"You're such a fucking asshole." He laughs kissing her hard on the mouth.
"Yeah, but a Right Asshole." Her head snakes before pushing her mouth back onto his.
They tease each other a bit more before she slides him out of her and herself back to the passenger seat. He promises to hit her up once he's home so she knows he's safe. She asks how long Casie is in town. He tells her she's on SpringBreak, that he'll take her home Saturday. They kiss a thousand more times before she finally slides out with a goodnight kiss.
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"He's so fucking different...." She thinks happily walking inside.
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"FUCK. She don't need me. She just wants ME. Nobody JUST wants me. Not without SOME-fucking-thing. Fuck, she doesn't even need me to protect her. Or want it..... I'll fucking kill somebody though...... Fuck. I can't believe she did that tonight...." A million thoughts race through Colson's mind after he watches Luna enter the house.
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Inside Luna is greeted by a happy Jagger. Petting him she calls out "Heeeeeyyy!!"
"I'm upstairs, grab us beers and come up!!" Ashley shouts. Luna obliges. Upon entering Ashley's bedroom she sees destruction. Ashley comes bouncing out of the bathroom. "Hey!" She says excitedly "Guess where I'm going...." Before Luna can answer she screams "SEOUL!!!!!!" Jumping onto her bed. "Remember that over seas project I was working on....." Before Luna can answer again, she continues "It's finished... You know what that means!!!!" She's jumping on the bed "FREE FUCKING TRIP!!!!!!!!"
Luna laughs. Ashley is her ABSOLUTE bestfriend in the WHOLE fucking world. "Soooooo......" She says with a grin.
"So pack your fucking bags, Bitch, because we going to Seoul!!!"
Luna laughs happily, lighting a joint before she heads to pack and call Colson.
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"We're gonna miss you." Colson says as they try to work out Casie's spring break and the 2, 12 hour flights Luna needs to embark on to go and return. It's not gonna work. She won't get back until at least Sunday, they think, while Casie goes home Saturday.
"I feel like an asshole." Luna says.
"Why?" He asks.
"I haven't spoken to her. I don't know if she wanted to see me again before she heads home." Emma's words about disappointing the little girl lingering with her.
"You didn't make any promises to break, Kitten." Colson reassures her.
"Still...." She sighs. "Would it be wild if you made sure to FaceTime me tomorrow so I can talk to her?"
"No." He laughs. "That's actually great." He says giving her a small comfort.
They talk a bit more as Luna packs. Acknowledging that in the 6 days they've been together, that they're about to spend the next 5 apart. "I'll miss you." Luna says sadly.
"But you'll come home to me." He feels the same but tries to reassure her. "And Casie has a whole lifetime with you." He finishes, making her heart throb.
They exchange love and he promises to FaceTime her with Casie before she boards as they hang up.
"FUUCK. I'm missing her springbreak. We should be doing fun things if she's here....." Luna thinks. "Uuuugh. And 5 days without Buuuunny." She whines to herself.
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"Damn........ I'm gonna fucking miss her." He thinks sadly about Luna leaving.
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The morning is INSANE. Although they had packed the night before, Luna is not a morning person. Ashley is up and raring to go while Luna is still trying to open her eyes. Years have turned them into a well oiled machine. Having a system for gettting themselves dressed, burnt and functional. Ashley handles coffee as Luna procures the bud. Getting dressed and high before an intentional flight together as bestfriends do. "You got any edibles?" Ashley asks as their uber pulls up.
Luna pulls a bag of gummies from her pocket. "For the ride!" She grins at Ashley as they head out the door.
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"What do you want to do today? An excited Casie asks Luna on FaceTime. Her heart sinks as she explains that she's at the airport.
"You're leaving?" Are the first words a disappointed Casie utters next. Breaking Luna's heart even more.
"I'll be back, just not before spring break..." Luna hates putting on a fake face. Making her even more pissed that Casie's father didn't tell her. "You're gonna hang out with your dad and have TONS of fun!!" Luna tries to reassure her.
"I will." Casi says, matter of fact. "I'll still miss you though." She says, making Luna second guess herself immediately.
"I already miss you TONS, Sugar!!! But, I'll see you soon." She reassures the little girl.
"Ok..." Casie says. "Here's Daddy!" She passes the phone to Colson.
"Hey Kitten..." He starts
"Is she outta the room?" Luna sternly asks.
Colson looks around confused "Yeah...?"
"You didn't fucking tell her? She thought she was seeing me today??" Luna snaps on Colson. Glaring at him through the screen.
He's silent. Shocked.
"You're a fucking ASSHOLE!!!" She says with venom before banging on him.
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Luna and Ashley settle in for a long flight. They talk about Luna's discontent with Colson regarding Casie, laugh a lot as friends do, talk shit on the other passengers and eat while enjoying in flight libations. Both high as fuck. They sleep a bit before waking to catch the sight of the beautiful city overhead they're landing in.
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"I can't fucking believe him...." Luna is still fuming. Thinking about Casie's disappointment.
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To be continued.......
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