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I still haven't recovered from this show being cancelled

[Toxic!] Brett Hand Headcanons

Obsessive and needy to a fault

He knows it's toxic, but he's rather insecure thanks to not only his family, but also his college days

He loves you a million times more than you love him. He has an unhealthy attachment to you

If you would let him, he would literally attach himself to you

Huge on hugs. Anytime he sees you whether it's been 24 hours or 3 minutes, he rushes to hug you

Like a puppy dog, loves to follow you and is sad when you're gone

Whenever him and Reagan are alone, all he talks about is you, much to her annoyance

He and Reagan are the complete opposite on the dating/relationship scale. Where he loves you more than anything in life, Regan hates people more than anything in the world. She doesn't understand why he's so enamored with you, until she meets Ron

Has a picture of you on his nightstand, so you are the first thing he sees when he wakes up [He'd rather have you in person, but he'd settle] and the last thing when he goes to sleeps

He doesn't care what the both of you do, as long as he's with you

Hell, he'll hang out in your cubicle and do work, just so he can be around you

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I have really bad memory and can't remember if I sent a request or not but can you please make some parent yandere headcannons for reagen Ridley? Where the child was adopted by Reagen, please.

OR where a 14 year old joins the cognito task force and views Gigi as a mother figure because the mother who abandoned them acted like her? You can choose which one to do.

I’m going to do Reagan, although I do have another request similar to this

She doesn’t know what to do

She didn’t have good parental role models so she doesn’t really know where to begin on being a good mom to you

She doesn't want to be like her father, so she tries everything to do better

You've met Rand less than a handful amount of times and each other was not on purpose. Also, he was an asshole each time, considering you 'Not a real Ridley' which really pissed off Reagan

^ She almost killed him. She was throwing things at him, but missed [Because she's not very good with athletic stuff]

^ "If you ever come near me or my daughter again, I will kill you."

Type of mom to embarrass you in front of your peers

She tries to do everything her father DIDNT do

She can be overly clingy and affectionate which is so unlike her usual personality (Gurl just doesn’t get social cues)

Tons of hugs and kisses on the cheek and forehead

You’re the only one she puts above work

If you’re sick or not feeling good, she’s off work and getting you from school to take you home (or just taking off work to take care of you)

She doesn’t care to much if you’re smart, in fact she encourages you to be like everyone else. She wants the absolute best for you

If you play sports, she goes to your games. Reads a whole bunch of books about them, so she can rig watch them. You haven’t lost a single game since she’s started showing up!

^ She doesn’t understand why you like the sport, but she still supports you

Is always the loudest because she wants everyone to know that she's proud of you

She goes to every assembly, award show, recital, etc that you have. She doesn't want to miss out on anything

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Happy 20th Birthday to Me <3

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hi /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\ if your requests are open you could do one about brett and prompt 42

Prompt 42: “You want me to fuck you..? Would that make you happy? Would it make you love me?”

Welp, I Guess I'm Stuck

Yandere! Brett Hand x Fem! Reader Tw: NSFW [No actual Smut], Drunk! Reader, Dubious-Consent 🔞18+ Content due to dark and adult themes. Read at your own risk

Brett felt his stomach tighten as your hands roamed his body. You were giggling and whispering in his ear. Brett knew you were drunk, but it was hard to hold himself together.

"I love you in your suit, but god you look so good in normal clothes."

He laughs, trying to avoid the awkwardness. "You look good, too, Y/n."

You push his hair back, before playing with a loose strand. Brett could feel his face darken and his hands tighten on his wheel.

"So where are we going, Brett baby?"

"I'm taking you home."

"Aww," You cross your arms, frowning, "I was hoping you'd be more..." You lightly touch his tight, "Interesting."

He slammed the breaks, causing you to fall forward. Your eyes widen as you bang your head on the dashboard. Brett gasps and is quick to grab you and inspect you.

"Oh my god! Y/n are you okay? I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to... Oh my god!" He says as he starts to freak out.

You shake him off, "It's fine Brett... Don't worry about it."

But he does worry about it. The anxiety of you being mad at him takes over his mind. He frowned when pulling up to your home. You sloppily get out, before going to the drivers side.

"Do you want to come in, Brett?"

He looks at his alarm and frowned when seeing the late time. He was going to deny and mention work.

"Please?"

He looked at you, his face red. How could he say no when you're looking at him like that?

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He examined everything in your home. It was so you, and it made him smile.

"Do you want..." You were going to ask him if he wanted something to drink, but your eyes slowly started to droop, and you fell forward. Brett was quick to catch you and laid you on your couch.

You wobbly got up, not being able to keep yourself straight. He sat down by you, to make sure you didn't hurt yourself. You leaned on his shoulder, trying to gain yourself. You giggled to yourself, before looking up at him.

"You're so pretty," You say, rubbing his face. "I want to fuck you."

His body freezes as you lightly grace his neck. You lightly run your tongue on his neck, causing a shiver to run down his back. He leaned into the couch as you move to his lap. You play with his hair and his nails clinging to the seat cushions.

You remove your shirt and Brett looks away, trying not to feed into his boner. Your hands were all around him and he could feel his body flush. You stopped, confusing him, and he finally looked at you.

You look up at him, tears gracing your eye, "Do you want to do this?"

Brett could feel a knot in his throat. You could do whatever you wanted to him. He took a deep breath before speaking, "You want me to fuck you..? Would that make you happy? Would it make you love me? I would do anything to make you happy."

You blushed fiddling with your hair, "I don't want to overstep-"

"You could use me however you want, Y/n," He grabs your face, pulling you in close, "You can use me like your boy toy."

"Well, you shouldn't say that if you don't mean it, because I might just do it."

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How are you today? Sorry if it's been a bit of a bad day, though I do hope this community can make you feel a bit better! Yo if you still take requests and are free/in the mood to write, can you consider mine? Please consider prompt 17 with Yandere!Brett x Gender!Neutral!Reader If you do go through with this then I thank you for your time.

Oh? This might be a little wonky and I apologize, I need to get back in the zone.

Prompt 17: “Please don’t scream. I don’t want anyone thinking I’ve done something terrible to you.”

You looked at the male, wide-eyed. He was rambling about something, but you were tied up with tape covering your mouth. Tears were streaming down in your face, confusion showing in your eyes.

"I didn't want to kidnap you..." He stops, messing with his hands, "It wasn't supposed to be like this," He turns towards you, before kneeling and reaching for the tape. "Please don't scream. I don't want anyone thinking I've done something terrible to you."

He rips it off and you hold back the scream as a glare of red stains your face where the tape once was.

"I hate you."

He sighs, looking away from you, "I know. But," He looks directly into your eyes, full of emotion, "You'll learn to love me."

"You're insane."

He laughs, caressing your face. "Love does that to you, doesn't it?"

"No! God, if I weren't tied up-"

"You'd kill me?" He smirks as your eyes widen, "Yeah, wouldn't it be bad if the police found out about your dead body under your house?"

"I don't know what you're talking about," You look away, "It was an accident."

"Was it?" He rubs your bare thigh, but you don't respond. "If you stay here, no one will ever find out."

"Can you at least loosen the ropes?" You ask, batting your eyes.

He laughs, shaking his head, "Yeah, no. I know everything about you and because of that, I know you're really good at getting out of ropes."

"So what, you stalked me."

"Stalk is a crazy word to use." He shakes his head, trying to defend himself, "I just... you know watched."

"Uhuh. You know, if you weren't hot you probably would of gotten hot."

"You think I'm hot?" His face errupts in a bright red.

"You're kidding me right? Fishing for compliments."

He lays his head on your lap, causing you to groan and roll your eyes.

"So what now?"

He looks up at you, "Honestly... I hadn't thought that far."

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What about yandere!platonic!father rand Ridley and yandere platonic sister Reagan with their genius!daughter/sister y/n who works for incognito and is dating yandere Brett

OH! That's fun...

[Reader had feminine pronouns, such as She/Her]

Rand is very disapproving of you dating Brett

He truly believes no one is good enough for his daughters, especially his youngest

Reagan doesn't hate Brett, at least not because he loves you, but mostly because he's taking her job

Though when Brett tells her that he's in love with you, she punches him. He pretty much took her job and now he's trying to take her sister?

"If you touch my sister, just remember I know where you live and I will kill you"

Brett is so giddy with you and Reagan's yandere tendencies are just for her to see you happy. She wants you to have the life she never had and she would be willing to give anything for it

Now Rand on the other hand doesn't care. He hates Brett and he makes it known to everyone, especially Brett

"I think your dad hates me"

^ "Nooooo... He's just... Difficult"

"Dad tell Brett you don't hate him"

"Why? I do hate him"

"You're not good enough for my daughter and no matter what you do, it'll never change my mind. If you really loved her, you'd leave her because she deserves better"

Rand and Reagan are opposite yandere. Reagan wants you happy, even if it's with the idiot Brett. But Rand is so stuck in his own world, that he thinks you're too smart for some guy. Rand wants to keep you trapped in a box, especially since he's realized he's losing Reagan

Rand sees Brett as a threat to his control over you

Rand, unlike Reagan, doesn't care about you being happy

Brett does take you away for a while, to hide from the rest of your co-workers

Brett's biggest passion is making you happy and would do anything for you

If you ever need anything, he's willing to drop everything to help you

He wants you to love him- No, he NEEDS you to love him. He wants you to need him. He just wants to be everything to you

Your father does everything to stop you guys. He doesn't care if he can't ever sleep, as long as that man is never inside you spreading his stupid genes with you

He'd rather have no grandchildren, than having half-Brett Grandchildren

Though Rand can't always watch you, much to his displeasure

Brett always finds a way to be with you and nothing could stop him

Brett wants to protect you, just like your sister, but there are some things you won't even let him know [Much to his displeasure]

Reagan will help you get away from Rand, by distracting him

Though, even though Rand hates Brett [and Brett knows this], Brett still tries to impress him, because he loves you so much and wants your father to like him

But it's never going to happen, no matter how hard he works

Because like I said before- "No one will ever be good enough for my daughter, not even you Dog Boy"

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r u still alive hun?

Define alive

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Helloooo are you still accepting asks?

Yeah. Always am doesn't mean I'm going to get to it fast

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JUST READ THAT BIG MOUTH IS FINALLY ENDING!!!!!! THE FINAL SEASON IS COMING OUT AND THEN IT'LL FINALLY BE OVERRRRR

Praying that literally ANY network picks up Inside Job after Netflix foolishly decided to cancel it. Hell, Big Mouth has so much hate behind it, but has what 6/7 seasons? Does a show need more Haters than Enjoyers for Netflix to renew a show? Like why did they even cancel it? Not like it had bad ratings or something....?

Guess Breagan will never be :(

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I love how you write, I love the fact that brett is very obsessive I think your account is one of the few accounts that knows how to make brett a good yandere and sorry for my bad english you earned an argentinian fan of how you write

Thank you ! I'm glad you like my work :)

SOrry I'm so late responding :(

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You okay? You alive?

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Are you currently working on something?

Yes! I'm working on a Yandere! Platonic Dad! Rand & Yandere! Platonic Sister! Reagan with a Reader who's dating Yandere! Brett.

But if you're talking just ingeneral, I'm working more on my Quotev account ATM

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Would you write for Rand? Not romantic but like platonic or parental. Part 1’s ending and Part 2’s beginning gave me controlling platonic yandere vibes and I’m foaming at the mouth because of it

Yes I do and I even have a request for Yandere Platonic Dad Rand & Sister Reagan w/ Reader who's dating Yandere Brett Hand

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It's reached 10k Signatures 2 hours ago! Hoping we can at least hit 15k soon. Even if it doesn't work, it's nice to realize that we as a community came together to get this many people to sign. I suppose we're never truly alone huh?

Want to get the attention of the people behind Inside Job? Here’s the Petition to Possibly save Inside Job: Change.org

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Want to get the attention of the people behind Inside Job? Here’s the Petition to Possibly save Inside Job: Change.org

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Praying that literally ANY network picks up Inside Job after Netflix foolishly decided to cancel it. Hell, Big Mouth has so much hate behind it, but has what 6/7 seasons? Does a show need more Haters than Enjoyers for Netflix to renew a show? Like why did they even cancel it? Not like it had bad ratings or something....?

Guess Breagan will never be :(

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DO U DO ANYTHING FOR GLENN..? (ALSO SRRY BUT IDKW I SIMP FOR HIM 😭)

Like genuinely???

😀