#I'd be a great wife
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I know she's got a husband but does she need a wife?
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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park shin-hye acts with her eyes so well there was so much unapologetic madness in her eyes in the beginning a demon on earth just to complete her punishment by any means and that slowly fading away as she starts to feel human emotions
#and she was looking so beautiful#if i was choi tae-joon i'd be screaming that's my wife that's MY WIFE#i was dying during her and daon scenes like there better be a few great kissing scenes#and more#i don't mind#the judge from hell#kdrama#justitia
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I noticed you've been making more art of Machete and Vasco after they met again as adults - is this canon? Do they get to rekindle their friendship after all, or is it still brief and bittersweet? (I love your characters and art, btw!)
Thank you! I'm glad you like them!
It's canon, I believe. After their confusing and apprehensive friends-to-lovers involvement ended in their early 20's, their paths end up crossing again unexpectedly in their mid 30's and things gradually grow from there.
#answered#kf-tea#it's not the steadiest alliance#Vasco has been stuck in a forced lavender marriage for nearly a decade but he's out of the closet to his wife by that point#their union is more like close platonic friendship than that of a husband and wife and they're largely comfortable like that#they've agreed to see other people for the common good#they're great parents and keep up the appearances well I don't think anyone suspects anything#in that day and age divorce simply isn't an option especially if you're a public figure and have a family reputation to keep up#Machete obviously isn't permitted to have sentimental or intimate relations of any kind#the two of them live in separate cities so it's more like a sporadic long distance thing#Vasco is a politician and an ambassador so he takes regular business trips to Rome which is convenient#maybe Machete gets to visit him in Florence on occasion but usually it's the other way around#but between those weeks and sometimes months pass#if their relationship lasts until the end they get a good 8-9 years in so I'd say it counts as a committed long term thing for sure#or at least that's the current idea and order of events#Vasco#Machete
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to many people discoursing and not enough people drawing great and tonkla as cats or writing vampire au fanfic I'm disappointed
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#chaos pikachu speaks#discoursing about dumb shit like jfc write some damn fic can you#where is my attic wife au with tonkla!?#where is my inception au with great and tyme!?#we can be a society again guys#i'd run a fic fest but unfortunately I am so disorganized
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can I ask when you started on hrt? cause I'm just starting now (25) and although I logically know that's definitely not too late, I can't help but feel sucker-punched by grief every once in a while that I don't get to spend my early twenties in a body that feels like mine.
many internet hugs for you, anon. I didn't start hrt until I was around 26 and didn't come out at all until about a year before that, and I absolutely spent some time early on grieving the time I lost, especially since the pandemic struck just as I was finally starting to feel comfortable in my own body.
however, I'm now 32, and that sense of grief and regret has only grown more distant the more time I've spent living how I was meant to be. and I promise you have much, much more time than it feels like. at age 25 I was literally a bridesmaid in my brother's wedding (we joke about it now), and within like two years I'd completely socially transitioned and was working in a salon in cosmetology school where none of my clients knew me as anything other than the Obligatory Resident Gay Guy. I've made friends, I've gotten involved with the local kink community, I got comfortable enough to grow my hair back out and go full tolkien elf, and it feels fantastic. There's a lot of cultural emphasis on your early 20s in media and online culture, but it's really a tiny sliver of your entire life and pretty much nobody, trans or cis, has fully become themselves by that point.
That's not to say the grief doesn't have a place, I still have my moments where I think about what could have been and mourn the person I wasn't able to be, but the experiences you'll have going forward will more than make up for it.
#I actually went on and off t a few times (because the injection schedule was fucking with my depression/anxiety really bad)#(had to eventually switch to daily gel)#and may yet go off in the future (because I really like my hair and don't trust my genetics or my body's ability to handle finasteride)#but you don't have to have everything figured out just right to live your best life tbh#everything will get to where it needs to be#sidenote the wedding photographer was really insistent on getting a cute photo of me kissing my brother on the cheek#and it was so funny because we have NEVER had that kind of dynamic even before I came out#we're both neurodivergent and we are not at all touchy/affectionate people#also he's a foot taller than me#so now there exists the world's most awkward photo of me in a dress craning up to reach his cheek as we stand otherwise 1ft apart#hands at our sides#staring at the camera like we're in a hostage situation#both clearly having a dreadful time#it's great#he actually knew I was trans at that point he was the first person I told and he and his wife had offered to let me come as a dude#but I opted not to because I knew SIL's family leaned conservative and didn't want to risk making it a whole thing at the wedding#they ended up being pretty chill with me so in hindsight I wish I'd gone for it but ah well at least we have that photo#cosmetology didn't work out due to the plague which is a shame I loved it
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im fujoing out over medieval icelandic sagas you anime hoes could never get on my level
#THORSTEIN STAFFSTRUCK AND BJARNI BRODD HELGASON WERE SLOPPY FUCKING IN THE STABLES. IM TELLING YOU.#like theres no way they werent. bjarni literally gave thorstein's dad a dowry to take him with him to his farm#'i'd rather you die than have a coward for a son' UM@@?@?@?@?@>J and the original translation the word coward is a specific one#meaning a man that wears women's clothing and acts like a woman. STAFFSTRUCK BRO. your name is thorstein assfucked!!!!!#also gisli sursson and vestein vesteinsson dont think i dont see you. i dont think they fucked bc gisli is a huge closet case#but like. gisli literally made a coin they could split in half and would send the half if the other was in danger. you made a bff necklace#“vestein's death was a great sorrow to gisli and the others” THE OTHERS INCLUDING VESTEINS SISTER (GISLIS WIFE)#like aud is a prominent secondary character why is she not important enough to be mentioned here. i know why.
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I'm tired of working can any of Keanu's characters come to life and save me by making me be their trophy wife??
#it's my dream#can't that happen already?#:(#imagine being Wick's Trophy wife#aaaaaa#or even Neo's#maybe Ted? idk#EVEN EVIL! TED IDC#I'm just tired:(#I just want to be babied by Jack#or Don Jon#fuuck I'd be such a great wife for Don Jon#making sure we gossip and badmouthing everyone lol#baby please... Just need a Kevin Lomax to turn me into his trophy little thing#keanuverse#suffering lots
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#and another#hohenzollern#prussian memes#friedrich i#friedrich wilhelm i#friedrich der große#frederick the great#old fritz#Friedrich Wilhelm ii#Friedrich Wilhelm iv#kaiser wilhelm i#friedrich iii#kaiser wilhelm ii#prussia#history#history memes#honsetly fritz is like#if his wife would ask him (he'd leave her on read i'd think)#or if one of his bfs would ask him#that's why i put him in the middle of these two#hohenzoller alignments#friedrich wilhelm iii
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I went to see the Lord of the Rings re-releases over the last few days so have a couple pics of my Aragorn costume from 20 years ago. These are from Dragoncon, but the last time I wore it was the last time I saw the extendeds in the theater on Trilogy Tuesday.



Taken with my shitty 35mm camera
#that was a really good boromir#I think it was his wife who did a great haldir too#my costume is not great#I didn't even distress the coat or boots or anything#but at the time it was the best costume i'd ever made#cosplay#costuming#costume business#dragoncon#lord of the rings#lotr
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My uni's theatre department accidentally coined a new motto today:
Don't be a dick. Show up and do your job.
#we kid but in reality the entire undergraduate handbook can be boiled down to these ten words.#also my professors husband was on the discussion panel today and he misnamed another faculty member TWICE and after the 2nd time he went:#''Shit. Sorry. [name he'd been using] is my work wife.''#and we all just fucking lost it.#his wife was not bothered by this in the slightest and just chimed in ''For context [name] is the director of our current show.''#(which her husband is the musical director for.)#funnies#morrigan.text#theatre tag#also the entire theatre department has unanimously decided to let the students call them by their first names which is GREAT.#I mean it's partly bc they don't have doctorates so we can't call them Dr. [surname] but they're also all just really chill people.#I actually have 3 professors who let us call them by their first names. My two theatre professors and then my mythology professor.#he swears in class and lets us swear in class and is overall just a super chill guy.#he told us on the first day of class ''I'd rather earn your respect than demand it. Just call me [first name].''#he's also letting me do my final project for the class about my greek myth-inspired dnd campaign I play in so that's fun.#I'm very excited to start working on that tbh. I get to just fucking talk at people about my special interest it's going to be great.
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Visiting with my in-laws always makes me incredibly nervous.
#it was his great aunt's bday so his uncle and his wife whom I'd never met before were there too#everything went well as usual#his great aunt kept telling both of us to “eat! eat! eat!” and “drink more wine!”#the way this 90-year-old woman kept an eye on our drinks to make sure they stayed full was hilarious#“Her glass is empty pour her some more!” 😂😂#She started telling the other relatives about my job my family back home how much she loves me#I was so red#“You need to visit more! I love you!” It was so sweet.#merbear rambles
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Ooooo what if i brought back the arranged marriage plotline from an earlier draft for my oc's???? THAT would be one hell of an inciting incident.
#wip posting#of course then i'd have to draw the poor girl destined to be astyanax's wife#come up with a name and design for her...#a reason for her to be in an arranged marriage#all that fun stuff... OH I HAVE AN IDEA ACTUALLY#Ohhhhh this is great it gives me a chance to introduce some other OC's that I've been struggling to integrate#Ohhh i've got some THOUGHTS
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Current mood: wishing there was an opportunity for Durge to bring up the whole "Uh yeah I kind of killed your wife" thing with Aylin. Like, on the one hand she would not take that well but on the other she might kind of understand as a godspawn? Even if it ended up making her into an enemy I'd really like the option to raise the subject, just to see what happens. As it is it seems like if you kill Isobel (or at least if you kill her after the Harpers leave for Moonrise) Aylin doesn't even know Isobel was resurrected, which simplifies the whole thing, but it would still be so fun to be able to raise the issue with her.
#bg3#durge#dame aylin#i feel bad about killing isobel less because i killed her and more because that's my bestie's wife#actually just in general i'd like to bring up the bhaalspawn thing with aylin#let me tell my fellow godspawn about my whole deal it'd be great
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it's the 23rd... you know what that means...
Happy Ash Day!
#hehe it's my day! not too many special plans other than some cake but. lots of f/o rot#my wonderful wife a.qua is canonically good at baking. i think she'd make a cake for her beloved. i get so happy thinking about a.qua!#shes the sweetest girl ever and i'm always soooo honored that she loves me too#i have a lot of f/os and i could go on forever about all the little things theyd like to do for their special pal's birthday#but also. i've been getting into x.enoblade... and have feelings for a character... i am 🤏 this close to putting him on the list#but uh. a birthday kiss perhaps?#ash rambles 💚#but man.. just spending the day with the people that i love is really all i need. hehe so happy to be with them all!#hope everyone has a great day!#and since it's very early for me. i hope i have a great day too!#happy ash day to me~~~ happy ash day to me~~~#i'd normally be asleep by now but. i'm very brainrotted over my wife tonight and i keep reading over some of my work about her and ash#i love this s/i so much. theyre childhood friends. shes blue and ash is red. a.qua is literally named a.qua and ash is ash#theyre red and blue. fire and water. been together forever. sometimes it really does feel like they were made for each other huh?#i have so much love for her in my heart. it makes my heart feel all skdjsjdhs when i think about her#oh but where was i#right. my birthday! i have a shit ton of fankids too so i bet theyre having fun as well#but.. on the topic of k.h s/i..... R.IKU! MY LITTLE BRO!#they arent related or anything. ash just saw him and was all 'wow who is this sassy lost child... you are little bro now'#she'd get soooo emotional just knowing that the kiddo remembered. he shoots her a text on gummiphone or even visits whatever world she's in#and ash gets all 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and hugs him so tight#but yeah. birthday. f/os. lots of fluff. the good shit fr#fun times!
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@beatingheart-bride
A slew of toasts followed Mr. Gracey's, some from other members of families in the upper echelons of New Orleans high society who knew the Gracey and de Clair families, others from old schoolmates of Dorian who, despite having not talked to him in years, had still turned up to the party to celebrate his impending wedding, less to celebrate an old friend's happiness (they were less friends and more acquaintances at the end of the day) and more to enjoy the copious amounts of food and drink and rub elbows with other like-minded folks, those with as big of bank accounts as them.
It was then, after a string of these, that Randall built up the nerve (and all without any "liquid courage") to get to his feet, lifting his glass of apple cider as a hush fell over the room, all eyes on him as he began, in a quivering voice:
"I-I just want to say," he said, squeezing his glass a little as he swallowed back the dryness, determined to get through this speech. "How...very, very happy I am, for my oldest and dearest friend. Tomorrow is...a huge day in any man's life, it's...the start of a new life for him. It's...exciting, it's...terrifying. But...it's most of all, it's...wonderful. And I...I couldn't be happier for him, and his bride."
Shyly, he lifted his glass with a little grin (knowing in his heart that this speech was just as much for him as it was for Dorian) as he declared, "To new beginnings!"
There was a little murmur of "to new beginnings!" as well as everyone took their drink, and Randall slumped back down in his seat, heart pounding as Dorian clapped him on the shoulder, saying warmly, "That, my friend, was the best speech of the whole night."
#((they really do! they've formed their own lovingly stubborn little found family))#((in the absence of biological family-whether that's because of death; distance; or being on the outs with them-))#((they've all found a place together; bonded together to form a new family of their own))#((and they're so happy for it!))#((also; speaking of family: i briefly kicked around ideas about both june and wilhelm's family))#((-namely june's parents and wilhelm's brothers-briefly visiting the mansion in the 'family reunion' au))#((and becoming acquainted with their family: the pace brothers get to meet their sister-in-law and nephew))#((and by extension said nephew's wife and children; their grandniece and nephew))#((and the burke parents get to meet their son-in-law; their grandson; his wife; and their great-grandchildren))#((and some friction perhaps arising; the brothers are mortified to know what happened to wilhelm))#((wishing they could've been there for him and perhaps feeling guilty; and the burke parents being a little unsure))#((of what to make of their daughter's family-they're not aggressively anti-irish))#((unlike most of the pace's neighbors; but they might have little prejudices to unlearn))#((as they come to embrace their daughter's family and her subsequent happiness!))#((it was just an idea i was knocking around; it might be too many characters to juggle))#((but i thought i'd run it by you anyways!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Days of Future Past
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