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I know she's got a husband but does she need a wife?
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park shin-hye acts with her eyes so well there was so much unapologetic madness in her eyes in the beginning a demon on earth just to complete her punishment by any means and that slowly fading away as she starts to feel human emotions
#and she was looking so beautiful#if i was choi tae-joon i'd be screaming that's my wife that's MY WIFE#i was dying during her and daon scenes like there better be a few great kissing scenes#and more#i don't mind#the judge from hell#kdrama#justitia
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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I noticed you've been making more art of Machete and Vasco after they met again as adults - is this canon? Do they get to rekindle their friendship after all, or is it still brief and bittersweet? (I love your characters and art, btw!)
Thank you! I'm glad you like them!
It's canon, I believe. After their confusing and apprehensive friends-to-lovers involvement ended in their early 20's, their paths end up crossing again unexpectedly in their mid 30's and things gradually grow from there.
#answered#kf-tea#it's not the steadiest alliance#Vasco has been stuck in a forced lavender marriage for nearly a decade but he's out of the closet to his wife by that point#their union is more like close platonic friendship than that of a husband and wife and they're largely comfortable like that#they've agreed to see other people for the common good#they're great parents and keep up the appearances well I don't think anyone suspects anything#in that day and age divorce simply isn't an option especially if you're a public figure and have a family reputation to keep up#Machete obviously isn't permitted to have sentimental or intimate relations of any kind#the two of them live in separate cities so it's more like a sporadic long distance thing#Vasco is a politician and an ambassador so he takes regular business trips to Rome which is convenient#maybe Machete gets to visit him in Florence on occasion but usually it's the other way around#but between those weeks and sometimes months pass#if their relationship lasts until the end they get a good 8-9 years in so I'd say it counts as a committed long term thing for sure#or at least that's the current idea and order of events#Vasco#Machete
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to many people discoursing and not enough people drawing great and tonkla as cats or writing vampire au fanfic I'm disappointed
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#chaos pikachu speaks#discoursing about dumb shit like jfc write some damn fic can you#where is my attic wife au with tonkla!?#where is my inception au with great and tyme!?#we can be a society again guys#i'd run a fic fest but unfortunately I am so disorganized
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Morning light
#i always forget mer Hwa has some pretty serious scars#this was a great reminder#he's so pretty#wanna bet who he's looking at?#my art#my writing#seonghwa#my au#ateez fanart#mer hwa my beloved#gah I'd wife him up too
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I'm tired of working can any of Keanu's characters come to life and save me by making me be their trophy wife??
#it's my dream#can't that happen already?#:(#imagine being Wick's Trophy wife#aaaaaa#or even Neo's#maybe Ted? idk#EVEN EVIL! TED IDC#I'm just tired:(#I just want to be babied by Jack#or Don Jon#fuuck I'd be such a great wife for Don Jon#making sure we gossip and badmouthing everyone lol#baby please... Just need a Kevin Lomax to turn me into his trophy little thing#keanuverse#suffering lots
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#and another#hohenzollern#prussian memes#friedrich i#friedrich wilhelm i#friedrich der große#frederick the great#old fritz#Friedrich Wilhelm ii#Friedrich Wilhelm iv#kaiser wilhelm i#friedrich iii#kaiser wilhelm ii#prussia#history#history memes#honsetly fritz is like#if his wife would ask him (he'd leave her on read i'd think)#or if one of his bfs would ask him#that's why i put him in the middle of these two#hohenzoller alignments#friedrich wilhelm iii
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guess it's time for a very sexy breakdown about my life, haven't had one of those in like... three weeks? anyways, super cute of me to keep having these
gonna delete this soon probably lmao
#like above all else i want to be a writer and in fact i AM a writer because ive got a professional thing that i wrote out in the world#but god do i regret my undergrad majors and the past eight years of professional experience I've had#and im really sad my undergrad experience wasn't great because i wish i'd had a fun time where my adhd and depression didn't ruin the party#like i know it's fine it's okay but god the regrets are regretting!!!!#and i'm honestly pissed at myself for not studying abroad or doing anything like that#anyways who wants to find a way to yeet me back to college so i can make a better major choice avoid several huge pitfalls and be happy#while also not changing the timeline so much that i don't meet my wife bc she's the only part of the past twelve years I don't regret
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*long post*
Why do npcs keep bringing up the topic of love to Link so much 😭
#tears of the kingdom#totk#zelink#totk zelink#tloz#legend of zelda#loz#once again. what did Nintendo mean by this#Black screenshots are from a text dump because I am ✨Lazy🌟#If I was Link I'd go cry somewhere hearing all this. Maybe bring out the wine stash...#apparently npcs do three things#A) tony hawk him#B) Bully him for his height#C) WHAT A LOVELY DAY TO SPEND WITH MY WIFE TEEHEE ISN'T LOVE GREAT I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH MY PARTNER WHO IS VERY MUCH WELL AND HYLIAN!!!1!#Rubbing salt in the wound much guys?
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I went to see the Lord of the Rings re-releases over the last few days so have a couple pics of my Aragorn costume from 20 years ago. These are from Dragoncon, but the last time I wore it was the last time I saw the extendeds in the theater on Trilogy Tuesday.
Taken with my shitty 35mm camera
#that was a really good boromir#I think it was his wife who did a great haldir too#my costume is not great#I didn't even distress the coat or boots or anything#but at the time it was the best costume i'd ever made#cosplay#costuming#costume business#dragoncon#lord of the rings#lotr
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Let's 👏 talk 👏 about 👏 the continental 👏 tv series👏
#i'd be honest it takes me halfway through the first episode to truly join in the bandwagon#there is new characters that certainly made me curious when first time seeing them#did not expect it to be a movie-length episode#i solely watch it because of winston's potrayal and the actor did a great job by resembling his mannerism. like you're seeing a glimpse#of winston before and who we know now aka original potrayal by ian mcshane#aaand i didn't know the last name is scott?! like how classic#john wick chapter 4#john wick#winston scott#francis scott#yen the continental/ex-soildier/wife to francis#charon john wick#the adjudicator
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Visiting with my in-laws always makes me incredibly nervous.
#it was his great aunt's bday so his uncle and his wife whom I'd never met before were there too#everything went well as usual#his great aunt kept telling both of us to “eat! eat! eat!” and “drink more wine!”#the way this 90-year-old woman kept an eye on our drinks to make sure they stayed full was hilarious#“Her glass is empty pour her some more!” 😂😂#She started telling the other relatives about my job my family back home how much she loves me#I was so red#“You need to visit more! I love you!” It was so sweet.#merbear rambles
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on the topic of pygmalion, the version i heard was that our boy Pyg was a sculptor who all the single women on the island wanted to marry him to the point that Aphrodite came down and was like 'hey you need to marry a woman' and he cunningly suggests that he will as soon as he can finish a sculpture using her as his model (thinking she'll say no because she's busy with goddess stuff). She says yes and then he proceeds to sculpt as slowly as he possibly can but eventually finishes because you can't just keep carving into marble forever if you want a life-size statue because you'll wear it down to a nub. She says ok time to pick a wife and in his final cunning move he says the only woman he's ever loved is this statue, so she turns it into a real person
the version on wikipedia is different but it still has that air of "oh i'm totally heterosexual, I have a crush on [platonic ideal of a woman that he'll never have to interact with for real]! it's just that all the women i know irl are unappealing to me" which is a common thread when gay and ace people reminisce about lying to their het classmates in middle school (except the platonic ideal is whoever is a current popular celebrity of the correct gender, rather than a statue like pygmalion chose)
so yeah i love pygmalion but i'm still squicked out by the "born sexy yesterday" trope and loathe the "man literally creates a woman and then has sex with her" trope even tho those are all clearly indirectly influenced by the pygmalion myth
#and hten taking it one step farther#it's ok when a creation makes another creation to wed#so hank pym making ultron is fine but it would be bad if they had sex#ultron making jocasta to be his wife is also fine#hank pym and jocasta later dating is weird and gross but only because hank is weird and gross#but it's fine in that it doesn't break the previously established rules#basically the creator/father confusion grossness only applies if that person is a living person#so i'd say hank is ultron's dad but i wouldn't say that hank is jocasta's granddad and ultron isn't her dad#except for when it's really funny#like when i'm talking about how magneto's grandkids are hank pym's great grandkids because vision (who was made by ultron)#has twin sons with scarlet witch (magneto's daughter)
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Ooooo what if i brought back the arranged marriage plotline from an earlier draft for my oc's???? THAT would be one hell of an inciting incident.
#wip posting#of course then i'd have to draw the poor girl destined to be astyanax's wife#come up with a name and design for her...#a reason for her to be in an arranged marriage#all that fun stuff... OH I HAVE AN IDEA ACTUALLY#Ohhhhh this is great it gives me a chance to introduce some other OC's that I've been struggling to integrate#Ohhh i've got some THOUGHTS
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8i've been thinking about the last asks i got today. and i think it's better for me to take a step back from this account. i know the anon didn't mean anything by it, but i still feel like i am being a negative presence on here and weirding people out with who i am is nothing i want. so, i am not deleting or anything. i am just gonna be less present with sharing personal things or leaving tags. I'll probably be more active on my second account where i don't have that many followers :)
#i guess it affected me more than i'd like to#i don't want to make people uncomfortable#and i am sorry if i did that with any of my posts i know they have been overly emotional and maybe a bit insane#it's true that i am trying to deal with losing and finding peace i am not very good at this due to my intense emotions#and my fear of loneliness and losing people. i am also in a very bad depressive episode. i am aware that this isn't an excuse for any#of my behavior. i never had a support system so dealing with all this on my own and getting no therapist who is willing to see you#it's a downer. guilt is eating me alive and my mental condition is the something that has ruined a lot for me but it has never before done#such a terrible job before. recovering from that and dealing with the aftermath of this is exhausting and has taken a toll on my physical#and mental health i know this post doesn't mean anything to most of all and is at best confusing but i guess it's my poor attempt#of avoiding that people will hate me. i don't want to self-pity more than i already did. but i do that all on my own already.#i know that life is so much more difficult than fiction and you can't expect miracles or believe in faith to fix anything#i know there is no cure to who i am. i can only try to navigate it better in the future. it doesn't mean that i can't regret what i did.#that i can't feel guilty about it. i know that won't change anything but i am also trying to get better and i understand if that's not#visible. i just have to believe that one day it will be enough for people to say 'hey. i know you are fucked up.#and you hurt me and you've been a bitch. but we'll work on it. i believe in you.' otherwise i have to believe that this loneliness#is all there is and that i'm gonna die hollow#i don't want much. i just want some patience and peace#i want to believe that i am worthy of love and that i can get a future. and yes. me talking about wanting a wife and this stupid apple pie#life... maybe it's cliche and stupid but i have been alone for years and i am so tired of fighting. is it so bad that i don't want to do#this alone? and that goes for friends as well. i want to cook for people built things and tend to a garden to take care of animals#and to create instead of destroying for once.#i don't know why i am still writing i guess when the dam breaks... again. i am sorry for ever making people uncomfortable or even hurting#them that was never my intention. i promise#so i really hope. whoever is reading this. i hope you are doing alright. i hope you had/have a good day. tell the people you care about#you love them and enjoy the little things. read that book. eat that chocolate or do whatever brings you joy. the world is so difficult to#navigate but you are doing such a great job by just existing. you are making this world a better place with the light you radiate#the last thing I want to do something I never can forgive myself for is hurting people#not only but especially the ones I care about. but beyond that those I barely know too because I care about you guys too#I just don't want that... I want to leave the world better than I found it but I'm having a hard time doing it due to this stupid fucking#brain of mine.
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