#I'M SCREAMIN IN SIMP

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

*SIMP PANIC* WHOEVER MADE HIS VOICE TO BE THAT FRICKIN HAWT! I AM NOT NORMAL PADDY I SWEAR TO LORD—

[lizzy06]

Kozume Kenma x Reader Fic Recs!!(Tumblr/AO3/Wattpad)

Haikyuu! Fic Rec Masterlist

Nekoma Fic Rec Masterlist

Shift Pt 1| Pt 2 | Pt 3 | Pt 4 ✨✨💖💖by @seokiloquy (series, fluff, streamer! reader)

Loot Me Tender✨✨ by Falconette (fluff, humor, strangers to friends to lovers) A story about falling in love. Aged up.[COMPLETED]

Stick Figures✨ by @seokiloquyWhatever is drawn or written on your body appears on your soulmate’s.[COMPLETED]

You are jealous but you can't do anything abt it since you are not dating him ✨✨by @screamin-abt-haikyuu (oneshot, angst to fluff)There’s jealousy and there’s the more frustrating kind of jealousy when you cannot even act or make your feelings known since you ain’t dating the person. [COMPLETED]

Drunken Mistakes✨✨ by @yourstarvic(oneshot, humor, fluff) When drinking to much made you forget who your husband was. But what happens when you start flirting with someone and turns out he's also married? And why is he saying he's married to you? [COMPLETED]

Liquid Courage by @yourstarvic (oneshot, fluff, humor)Who knew drinking to much will make Kenma take care of you and to tell him few things about him?[COMPLETED]

Sacrifice✨ by @yourstarvic (oneshot, fluff)Nothings better than sacrifing yourself in a game to convice your boyfriend to cuddle.[COMPLETED]

An Inconvenient Crush✨ by the_only_iris (oneshot, fluff, crack) YouTuber Kozume Kenma has had the biggest crush on Twitch Streamer, (s/n) (y/n), who in actuality simps heavily after Kenma's secret YouTube persona, puddinghead.[COMPLETED]

the inevitability of you and me ✨by @sunseteyes (oneshot, soulmate au, angst , fluff, unrequited love ) this is not your regular soulmates au where they met and fell in love. in this story, (y/n) and kenma met, but only one fell in love. would this be a tragic love story or will fate be stronger than them all?[COMPLETED]

rainy girl by @realcube (oneshot, soulmate au, angst) soulmate au! kenma finally saw his soulmate in his dream but something doesn’t seem right..[COMPLETED]

Games by @readerinsertz (oneshot, soulmate au, fluff, tooth rooting) [COMPLETED]

You too by @xnchxntmxnt (oneshot, soulmate au, fluff) Whatever you write will appear on your soulmate's skin.[COMPLETED]

Mine (Kozume Kenma X Reader)✨ by missingnins (oneshot, fluff, humor, slight smut)Nekoma's manager and the team is heading to a training camp with Fukurodani, Karasuno, and Aobajousai. The place they'll be staying at just happened to have a onsen too and reader-chan wanted to get in...but.. its a mixed onsen.[COMPLETED]

 The Red String of Nothingness ✨✨(Soulmate AU)  Part 2 (soulmate au, angst) You’ve been waiting for your soulmate your whole life. Preparing to go into high school, you’re excited for more opportunities to find your destined partner. But… then you find him. And his girlfriend.[COMPLETED]

Game Plan ✨by @lilikags (oneshot, soulmate au, fluff) Gamer soulmates do exist..<au where whatever you write apppeats on your soulmate's skin>[COMPLETED]

Breaking and Entering ✨✨by @dammitlogan (oneshot, soulmate au, fluff, humor)[COMPLETED]

 soulmate au by @haicuties (oneshot, soulmate au, fluff) soulmate au where you see every color but golden, the color of your soulmate's eyes.[COMPLETED]

I'm not a game [ Kozume Kenma x Reader ] by Cutesight (fluff, smut)A new family moves into Kenma Kozume's neighborhood during the middle of summer. Little does Kenma know, the family that moved in is Tetsurō Kuroo's childhood best friend. [CPMPLETED]

Take 5 ✨by MicrowaveRave (oneshot, fluff, smut)A picture of the past inspires for the future, and a simple joke propels you into the unexpected as you learn that there are still some sides to your boyfriend that you haven't uncovered.[COMPLETED]

heartbreak girl ✓ | unrequited love, angst✨ kenma x f!reader x kuroo  by @tooruluv | teaser | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6 | pt 7 (final) | [COMPLETED]

change the channel ✨💖✨by alkhale (business partners to lovers, streamer! reader, time skip! kenma strangers to lovers, humor, slight angst) Here, sitting in front of you, is a self-claimed internet game streamer, who wants to buy your… special edition… game? [COMPLETED]

How He Shows You Affection by @jayeray-hq (oneshot, fluff)[COMPLETED]

Second Place by YourQueenHasArrived (oneshot, fluff, angst, smut) Kenma forgets your anniversary and once again pushes you aside for his gaming career. How much can you take?[COMPLETED]

Kodzuken Falls in Love by katsukismom (fluff, timeskip) our little streamer boy falls in love with you~[COMPLETED]

 Indebted and In Debt (Vampire AU) by @oreosmama Kozume Kenma is one of the most infamous vampires to ever exist, the legends of him and his clan rivaling that of Dracula himself.  A chance slip, an accidental cut, and a band aid missing the trash can all lead to the chance meeting of you and the vampire committed to serving you eternally. “I am forever indebted to you, Mistress.” [COMPLETED]

[eulaliasims]

"... with his anachronistically colored blocks" made me laugh so hard. your storytelling is so fun. I'm surprised no one has ever defaulted the activity table blocks (as far as I know). I mean even for a modern game these don't look particularly nice.

Repainted Ancient Greek statues out here like, what are we, chopped liver?

lol, I'm glad you're enjoying the posts, nonny! I've been having fun writing the narrative (and gently poking fun at a few things like that).

I had hoped that they pulled the same textures as the toddler block toy, which has been defaulted by a few people, but your ask got me curious and I went and poked at it in SimPE. The blocks were actually defaulted by Slig as part of the activity table; looking at their file, I think the blocks just pull an RGB color code from their TXMT files instead of having a separate texture? Which I guess makes sense, when you think about it, since it's such a small object.

Anyway, turns out there is at least one default! I'll probably keep Slig's default in my game now, at least for Veridia, those blocks are less screamin' neon.

[seth-figment]

Buck got Rack

[intro girls] Oh, my, god. Susan, look at his rack. It is so big. [scoff] He looks like one of those trophies. But, you know, who understands those tv demons? [scoff] They only talk to him, because, he looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, his rack, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so pointy it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look! He's just so… red!

[Verse 1: Sir Vox-a-Lot] I like big bucks and I can not lie You other demons can't deny That when a deer walks in with a itty bitty waist And a rack with sixteen points You get sprung, wanna pull up tough 'Cause you notice that rack was sharp Up high those points he's flaunting  I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh buck, I wanna get with you Still got your photo My colleagues tries to warn me But that rack you got makes me so horny Ooh, Tail-o'-fluffy-red  You say you won't have me on your show? Well, use me, use me 'Cause I ain't that average groupie I've heard them screamin' To hell with romancin' He's cruel, red, Got me goin' like a geforce rtx (4090) I'm tired of News casts  Sayin' pink spiders are the thing Take the average demon and ask him that He gotta pack much rack So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your buck got that rack? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to flaunt it! (Flaunt it!) Flaunt it! (Flaunt it!) Flaunt that shapely rack! Buck got rack!

[Chorus: Sir Vox-a-Lot] (Radio face with Monarch rack) Buck got rack! (Radio face with Monarch rack) (Radio face with Monarch rack)

[Verse 2: Sir Vox-a-Lot] I like 'em sharp, and big And when I'm throwin' a show I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a hammerhead Now here's my scandal I wanna make a deal And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout a meal 'Cause my parts are made of plastic   You want that venison, thick and juicy So find that juicy double Vox-a-lot's in trouble Beggin' for a bite from that smile So I'm lookin' at porn videos Bitches begging and dancin' like hoes You can have them bitches  I'll keep my bucks like Aly A word to my dear show host, I wanna get with ya You can bite or gore me But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [moan] Till the break of dawn Buck got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them sinners like to run and hide from you And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm new, and improved  And I'm down to get those upgrades  So, gents'! (Yeah!) Gents'! (Yeah) If you wanna be featured on the show (Yeah!) Then offer it up! Sign the deal! Even owned souls got to shout

[Chorus: Sir Vox-a-Lot] Buck got rack! Buck got rack!

[Bridge: Sir Vox-a-Lot] Yeah, bucky… when it comes to deer, 666 News ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 15 inch waist? Ha ha, only if he's 6'6".

[Verse 3: Sir Vox-a-Lot] So you interfere with my drones, playin' hard to catch on camera  But my camera got backups playin' you up on repeat My sharks they don't want none Unless you've got deer, dear You can do talk shows or stand-up But please don't disappear  Some demons wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the smile ain't gold So they run and they hide And I pull up quick to join in So Killjoy says you're out Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your antlers are curvy  And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole whores in the pornos: You ain't it, Miss Hoe! Give me a killer, I can't resist him The jambalaya didn't miss him Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause their souls are on his list He has game and he chose to eat 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'im So gent', if the rack is sharp, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-666-VOXXX And kick them nasty thoughts Buck got rack! Buck got rack!

[Outro: Sir Vox-a-Lot] Little in the middle but he got a huge rack [4x]

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Some notes:

Changed Becky to Susan

Ooh, Tail-o'-fluffy-red .... The og lyrics are "Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin"....

A stag with sixteen points and more is called a Monarch stag (he gets lots of points when he goes full eldritch/demon)

Changed 36-24-36 to 15 inch waist to be closer to vivziepop proportions. 15 inches is the world record for tight-lacing waist.

Changed 5'3" to 6'6" to be closer to vivziepop proportions ( Alastor is somewhere around 7 feet I think)

Link to genius lyrics for Baby got Back

Forgot to post this here for a while...At this point, my brand is just dumb jokes jklfasghlaknsd

[bakubabes-tatakae]

A/N: I hope you all enjoy part 3/4 of my pieces for day four of the anniversary collab for the @konoblog-simps. You can find all the lovely pieces for the day here! Today’s theme was song pieces and we’re gonna get a little ✨spicy✨ with our boy Grimmjow. I have one more piece for the day for you after this piece! You can find all the days of the collab here!

Pairing: {NSFW} Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez x fem!Reader

Song Choice: Fire Up The Night by New Medicine

Warnings: smut, unprotected sex, 18+ content, daddy kink, degredation, language, dirty talk, friends with benefits

Word Count: 1.7k

“It was a quarter past two

When I started feeling blue

And if I tell the truth

I was thinking 'bout you”

You hated the pure amount that this man was always on your mind. His sarcasm, his righteousness, his pure ego. He was always in the front and center of it even in the times that you tried to keep him in the back of your mind. You had told yourself that you wouldn’t fall for him, but that had changed when the two of you decided to spend most nights of the week together. The friends with benefits thing flew out the window very quickly for you.

“You left a little scar

And I wonder where you are

As I climb into my car

And I'm heading to the bar”

You slowly sat forward on the couch, staring at the clock on the wall. It was two in the morning, why did he have to be on your mind now? The one day a week that he was busy and your mind was going crazy. You stood from the couch and made your way to your bedroom, trying to knock this feeling loose as you shook your head to clear your mind.

As you entered the room and looked into the mirror attached to your dresser your thoughts were rampant again. The hickeys that lined the upper portion of your chest made you want to scream. He had left his mark, just like he always did. If Grimmjow wasn’t leaving something behind for you then what would be the point?

That’s when you picked up your phone and opened his messages. He never told you what he did that one night a week that the two of you didn’t spend together in the sheets, but you wondered where he was tonight.

The message that you sent was short and sweet, but who knows, maybe he’d change his mind and come to your place for the night?

“And I'm just another lonely boy in a lonely world

And this I know is true

I close my eyes and I find you

And the dirty little things we do”

You sat on the edge of your bed and let your body fall back onto the mattress, closing your eyes to try to make yourself sleepy. You had a feeling that your message would never be answered, but there was that little ray of hope that kept its place in your heart.

As you settled into bed and grabbed the blankets around you all the nights that the two of you had spent together flooded through you. Images of the two of you in the heat of the moment kicking your heart into gear and keeping that sleep that you wanted so badly from coming.

“In the middle of the night

When I dream of getting you

Man my head is going crazy

Thinking what I'd do to you”

All you could think about was him showing up at your door. You’d open it to see that sly grin on his face, the grin that made you want nothing more than to pin him against the surface behind him. Your head spun as you thought of the blue hair that you wanted nothing more than to run your fingers through. The chiseled pecs that you wanted to run your hands over. The strong arms that you wanted to have wrapped around you as he held you against the wall.

“I'd rip off all your clothes

After Breaking down the door

I'd make you beg for more

As I pin you to the floor”

That’s when your screen lit up. Your hands couldn’t move quick enough as you snatched the phone from the pillow beside you. And the name that was on the screen made your heart flutter more than it should have. And to your surprise the message from him said that he would be over in twenty minutes.

So that knock on your door didn’t surprise you. You had been sitting at your kitchen table waiting for him for what seemed like hours.

As the front door opened and the smirk that adorned him showed, your loins immediately ached. He didn’t even have time to say hello before you grabbed the front of his jacket, pulling him through the doorway. You slammed the door shut with your foot and pushed him against the wall, your lips pressing to his roughly.

A chuckle vibrated against your lips as he laughed into your kiss. “Someone couldn’t stand one night without me, now could they?”

You pushed him against the wall harder and grasped his chin in your hand. “Shut up and kiss me.”

Grimmjow wasn’t one to let you take control, so this one time thing was short lived. His strong hands grasped your sides and spun you around, pinning your back to the wall where he had just been. “And since when do I take orders from you?” His lips met your neck as you dropped your head against the wall. “Daddy doesn’t like to be bossed around by his little slut.” His hand wrapped into your hair and pulled your head back more. “Now get that pretty little ass in the bedroom.”

You obediently moved forward, his figure looming behind you as he watched you walk to the bedroom. As you entered the doorway you heard a growl sound in his chest. His next words were as commanding as the ones before them. “Take off the clothes, don’t keep daddy waiting.”

Your hands grasped the waistband of your shorts and slowly pushed them down your legs, shimmying some for his entertainment.

Grimmjow was impatient. He grabbed his own shirt and threw it over his head, tossing it to the floor next to him. His hands were on your hips before you even had time to step out of your shorts. “What part of don’t keep me waiting didn't you understand?” He grabbed the bottom of your shirt and ripped it off of you.

Your hands landed on his chest and slowly ran down, admiring every firm inch of it. Your lips touched the bottom of his chin and he pulled you closer to him. “Please,”

The whine on your voice made his ego go crazy. “Please what doll, what do you want daddy to do?”

“Fuck me, Grimmjow.”

His hands lifted you from the floor and tossed you onto the mattress behind you. “Your wish is my command, naughty girl.”

His hands gripped your thighs, pushing them apart roughly before pulling down his sweatpants. His erection stood before you and as he lined himself up with your entrance you couldn’t help the whines that escaped you.

With a quick thrust he bottomed himself out inside you. An exasperated grunt left him as he stayed still, letting you adjust to his girth.

Each roll of his hips made you cry out, pleasure coursing through you as you gripped at the bedsheet.

“'Cause you'd be screamin'

(Oh, oh oh oh oh oh)

Baby don't stop

( no no no no)

Come fire up the night

Make me feel alive

Fire up the night”

The sounds of skin against skin filled the room as his fingers intertwined with your hair, pulling your head into the pillows.

Your walls slowly closed around his cock as he pounded into you. His length hit all the right spots as he listened to every blissful noise that came from you.

“F-fuck Grimmjow.” Your hands wrapped around his waist and your fingers dug into his lower back. “Please, don’t stop.”

Grimmjow’s lips pressed to your neck as he egged you on, knowing that you were close to your release. “Do I make you feel alive, Y/n.”

Your cunt clenched around him, the feeling of your walls suffocating his cock throwing him over the edge. Your orgasm shattered the world around you as he emptied himself out inside your core.

“Damn I've got you in my bed

And you're wrapped around my head

Never thought I'd really see

But you're making me believe”

Grimmjow collapsed on the bed beside you, staring over at you as you both fought for your breath. His eyes were full of admiration as you stared back at him, something you had never seen in him before.

You slowly sat up on your elbows and took a deep breath. But as you attempted to speak he stopped you. “Let me say something first, I need to get this off my chest.”

Your heart began to beat out of your chest. Was he about to tell you he couldn’t do this anymore? Was your time with him over? Had he found someone else?

You listened as he sighed. His voice was soft as he spoke again. “I know I said that we needed to keep this a friends with benefits thing… no feelings attached… but I think that I’ve failed at that.” His eyes were nervous as he met yours. “So I understand if you don’t want to do this anymore, but I can’t keep hiding this from you.”

Your eyes widened and you climbed toward him, straddling his hips and pressing a soft kiss to his cheek. “I’ve been wanting to tell you how I’ve been feeling for weeks now.” Your lips met his and danced together, more than just the normal sexual desire behind your kiss, pure passion behind every movement. “I don’t want to stop this, Grimmjow.”

Grimmjow cupped your face into his hands and smiled, not the normal smirk that he wore, a real smile. He lifted a leg and flipped you over, lying his body across yours as he looked into yours eyes. “I think I’m in love with you, Y/n.”

A nervous laugh erupted from you and his expression became nervous. But as you opened your mouth and spoke back it eased his mind. “I love you, too, Grimmjow.”

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[niarnoen]

SONGS LYRICS THAT REMINDS ME OF CATRADORA (mostly catra pov 'cause im a simp)

playlist link (i'm currently working on it, so i'm adding more songs and adjusting tracks' order)

who are you, really? by mikky ekko

I have nothing left to prove

'Cause I have nothing left to lose

See me bare my teeth for you

Who, who are you?

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the other side of the door by taylor swift

In the heat of the fight, I walked away

Ignorin' words that you were sayin'

Tryna make me stay

Me and my stupid pride are sittin' here alone

I said, "Leave", but all I really want is you

To stand outside my window, throwin' pebbles

Screamin', "I'm in love with you"

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love and war by fleurie

Lover, hunter, friend and enemy

You will always be every one of these

Nothing's fair in love and war

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waiting in the wings by eden espinosa

Guess we all are born with parts to play

Some of us are stars, and some are just in the way

I know I was meant for glory

But that's never what my story brings

And yet I keep on waiting

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good for you by ben platt and rachel bay jones

And you say what you need to say

So that you get to walk away

It would kill you to have to stay trapped

When you've got something new

Well I'm sorry I had it rough

And I'm sorry I'm not enough

Thank God they rescued you

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trouble by cage the elephant

Trouble on my left, trouble on my right

I've been facing trouble almost all my life

My sweet love, won't you pull me through?

Everywhere I look, I catch a glimpse of you

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ribs by lorde

You're the only friend I need (you're the only friend I need)

Sharing beds like little kids (sharing beds like little kids)

And laughing 'til our ribs get tough (laughing 'til our ribs get tough)

But that will never be enough (but that will never be enough)

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why didn't you stop me? by mitski

I know that I ended it, but

Why won't you chase after me?

You know me better than I do

So why didn't you stop me?

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this love by taylor swift

In losing grip

On sinking ships

You showed up just in time

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hold me while you wait by lewis capaldi

This is you, this is me, this is all we need

Is it true? My faith is shaken, but I still believe

This is you, this is me, this is all we need

So won't you stay a while?

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for him. by troye sivan

We are runnin' so fast

And we never look back

And whatever I lack, you make up

We make a really good team

And not everyone sees

We got this crazy chemistry

Between us

[liibrii]

fem!Miya!reader x Suna Rintarou || mostly platonic || part of the Third Miya series

Synopsis: A glimpse into your friendship with Suna during your 1st year at Inarizaki High school.

Warnings: barely proofread, general stupidity, there's a serial killer joke, reader is a lil shit

wc: 1.6k

a/n: naming chapters is hard 😭 as always feedback is greatly appreciated and if you wanna be tagged in future chapters let me know!

Friendship with Suna is one of those where you can't quite remember how or when it started. One week he was just that lanky guy sitting at a desk to the right of you, the next week you walked home together and you told him your brothers' embarrassing childhood stories in exchange for chemistry homework. In a way it's an echo of all your childhood friendships forged on the beach with other kids you only knew for a week but during that week you'd take over the world for them if they asked. But the one week friendship with Suna became two weeks, three weeks, and after the fourth you stopped counting.

Suna Rintarou is a funny guy. Not funny as in telling jokes or spouting quips and smirks. He's funny in a way that even now you can't really tell who he is. He's quiet. But not shy in the slightest. He moved over from Aichi and you cringe at the memory of saying: “Oh so that's why ya talk funny. I thought yer just pretentious,“ when he told you. Your ears catch on fire by just thinking about it. So embarrassing. But he must have pretty low standards for his friends because at the time he didn't really seem bothered by your slip of the tongue. The next day he offered you a chuupet and that was enough to buy your undying loyalty.

Suna's a funny guy. You don't know how he became your friend, you don't know what he sees in you that makes him put up with you. But you're glad to have an inside man on the volleyball team.

Years of living together with the same person makes one develop the ability of sniffing out trouble before they even start to happen. In this case it's four empty pudding packages in the trash bin that make you decide to nope right out of there before Tsumu tries to blame you for their mysterious disappearance. Again.

You put on music and walk aimlessly through the streets, one of those walks where it doesn't matter if you get lost because you have no clue where you're headed anyway. Everyone needs a stroll like that from time to time. Often they lead to situations that would otherwise probably never happen. Like running into a serial killer, but luck is on your side today so the only person you run into is a familiar lanky figure stretching by the side of the road. “Sunarin! Didn't expect to meet ya here!“

He looks up and his blushed sweaty face wears the same expression as ever. In the last months you've learned Suna has two expressions, the deadpan one, and the deadpan one with furrowed brows. “O, Miya. Well, I live nearby.“ Oh right, you did pass the bus station where he exits just a song ago. “Taking a stroll, are you?“

“Samu and Tsumu are having a screamin' match right now so I decided to get myself out of there before they'd drag me into it.“

“Tragic. Where are you headed?“

Your destination is 'who cares' so you join Suna on a walk. It's good he already ran his evening route because you're not in the mood to reenact a wanna be healthy person's only free time activity.

Just a short walk between the apartment buildings by the side of the road you reach a path of cobble stones that leads further between trees.  

“What? You didn't know there's a park here?“ Suna smirks and you're surprised his face muscles are even capable of stretching so far.

You shake your head, slightly embarrassed. “No, I really didn't. To be fair this neighbourhood used to be ruled by another clan so we never played around here,“ you quickly add as if children clan wars from years ago are a better excuse than simply being unfamiliar with this part of the town.

Suna doesn't comment but the corners of his mouth keep tugging up even after you walk through the park. Or maybe that's because you tripped over nothing while watching a cat cross your path.

“We have a cat back home,“ he tells you and shows you the picture of his little sister with a big fluffy orange cat on her lap.

“So cute,“ you coo, “looks just like ya.“

“Oh yeah, lots of people say she looks just like me. I think I'm more handsome though.“

“No, I meant the cat.“

This time you're the one prepared to jump away form a well aimed kick but Suna only gives you a disappointed glare. “I thought you were the nice Miya.“

You sympathetically pat his shoulder. “Sorry. My sincere condolences. Shall I send some flowers for the funeral of yer last brain cell? Samu always wanted a cat but dad wouldn't let him.“

“Really? Why not?“

“Oh he made the mistake of asking just after the mango incident.“

“The-“

“Only Miyas are allowed to know about it,“ you say, snickering at Suna's furrowed brows. You know curiosity is going to eat at him for weeks to come. Maybe you should come up with a cover story, just in case. “Do ya miss yer friends? Ones from Aichi I mean?“

Suna thinks for a moment, maybe still trying to figure out what a mango incident could possibly be. “Sometimes,“ he says after a while and a poke to his side, “but I met a lot of new people at the dorms. Inarizaki isn't that bad either. There's you and Ginjima, and your brothers sometimes, and ehm,“ he mumbles as he tries to remember whom else he could call a friend.

“If Tsumu or Samu bring this topic up just let them know ya were my friend first,“ you pout. That's the problem with having had siblings in the same class for the entire grade and middle school; all your friends were also their friends. “It can't be easy,“ you say, half trying to make him feel better, and half just changing the topic that's starting to turn his ears red, “movin' over here I mean. Ya really left all ya knew behind for volleyball. That's pretty admirable. Ya just might be as crazy as Samu and Tsumu.“

“Please don't compare me to your brothers,“ says Suna.

“That bad, eh? So what's it like? Livin' in a dorm?“

“Oh. Well. We're four in a room-“

“Yikes. And I thought havin' two other people in your room is a lot.“

Suna laughs. Oh, so he can do that. It suits him, you decide after a moment. “Now take into account that two of those keep leaving dirty socks around.“

“Oh I know what that's like,“ you nod, all too familiar with dirty socks under table, under bed and other parts of bed you'd rather not think about.

“I doubt you'd get in trouble for punching them though.“

“Oh I would.“ You look him over. “Ya don't really look like a punchin' type to me. More a very petty guy. Soy sauce in mornin' tea kind of guy.“

“You're giving me ideas.“

“Thanks, that will be one kit-kat. Or none if ya put some in Samu's water bottle.“

“All in all dorm isn't that bad,“ Suna tells you once you both stop laughing over the prospect of putting soy sauce into Osamu's drink. “Wish I could sleep a bit longer in the morning but what can you do? And I miss mom's cooking. We cook ourselves and the food is good. Usually. It's just not the same, you know? Want a chuupet?“

“Ya brought a chuupet to an evenin' run?“

You still gladly take the fruit stick. It's a rare occasion in which it isn't in danger of being snatched away by one of your co-spawns. You don't comment but the next day a neatly wrapped bento box waits on Suna's table.

Suna doesn't quite remember when you became friends. One day you were a girl from his class that looked suspiciously similar to those loud Twins on the volleyball team (the moment he realised your last name is in fact Miya too he felt incredibly stupid for not noticing sooner), the next day you're hanging with him during breaks and sending him messages along the lines of 'I'll buy you as many chuupets as ya want if ya tell me what happened at practice yesterday, I need to let Tsumu know who's the boss' that usually arrive in the middle of the night. Even if they wake him up your name popping on his screen still makes him smile.

Really it takes impossibly long for Suna to realise he doesn't enjoy being in your presence only because being friends with you is as easy as getting the ball around a block or because you're the one Miya to voluntarily share your food with him.

The moment the cogs finally fell in their place and began to spin, making the little 'there might be something more' thought appear is one he'll remember for the rest of his life, and will quite probably haunt his nightmares too.

That's the thing about emotions (truly the revelations of that day are almost too much for his volleyball focused teenage brain), they take over neurones in charge of sending information around the brain, bribing the ones running toward mouth to run faster than the ones heading towards the comprehension centre, and then you find yourself in awkward situations such as saying your name out loud in the packed locker room followed by: “She's really funny and amazing. I like her a lot.“

But the situation being awkward is the least of Suna's problems as two pairs of almost identical brown eyes stare him down.

Oh, shit.

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[hexyourheartablaze]

Sometimes I have to wonder to myself

Damn I really screwed simps mind from my milkman douma post now look at u all delirius for some milkman douma milkers your just waiting for him at the door you know exactly the time he comes and when you hear that knock that's when simps mind becomes feral AF I don't blame you though because his milk is considered to be the most beneficial of source when it comes to your health and glowing skin

Bro just drag that milkman to your bedroom and grab the breast pump to really get his natural source

Now, I'm standing in the kitchen Carvin' up a chicken for dinner Minding my own business In storms my husband Sanemi in a jealous rage "You been screwin' the milkman, " he says He was crazy And he kept on screamin' "You been screwin' the milkman"

[hajimesweetheart]

— them as melanie martinez lyrics

— oikawa

“i love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the shit i do.” -training wheels

We know damn well Oikawa like it when Iwa be busting him upside his head, i mean shiii Iwa can hit him upside the head anytime. Anyways I just immediately thought of them when I was listening to training wheels. iwaoi lol

“If you can't handle a heart like mine, don’t waste your time with me.” -high school sweethearts

Oikawa is the definitely the dramatic type in every thing he does.

— kageyama

“you’re all on your own and you lost all your friends” -crybaby

Kags backstory about him being the ‘king of court’ caused all his teammates to despise him and not want to be involved with him at all. Leaving him to feel isolated and alone with no one by his side.

“please don’t be mad if I don’t smile back, alright? If i fuck up my words, don’t think I’m absurd, alright?” -detention

We know communication is not Kageyama’s strong suit and his smile can use a little work. (I personally love his smile) Kageyama is the type to say some shit like “djdhdjddh” in front of his crush but he’s so nervous.

— kenma

“talk about ways to get a little more cash, after that I’ll ignore your ass.” -lunchbox friends

Kenma is introverted and some what antisocial. He can make small talk but if he doesn’t like you *cough* LEV *cough*, he will ignore you or purposely talk to everyone but you.

“you were comforting and quiet, how did love become so violent?” -teddy bear

Okay yall yandere head cannon rq. If Kenma was ever yandere this lyric fits him perfectly. he is comfort character material but has the relationship developes he becomes a totally different person.

— iwaizumi

“i dont give a fuck anyways, whoever said i gave a shit about you?“ -pity party

I feel like Iwa is a total tsundere. This lyric can either be directed towards his friendship w Oikawa or his relationship with a s/o.

— sugawara

“i’m not to be forgotten, tap your books when i in.” -test me

Suga being replaced by Kageyama as setter was heartbreaking for him. He’s the only third year that’s not in the starting line up. Watching from the bench most of the time, even when subbed in it’s for a short amount of time.

— hinata

“can anybody hear me? am i talking to myself?” -tag, you’re it

Before Hinata went to Karasuno he had nobody to share his love of volleyball with. He basically practiced with anyone he could. Even when he had a team in junior high they just didn’t love the sport as much as he did.

— kyotani

“one who’s always crazy, never calls me baby.” -gingerbread man

Another total full blown tsundere. I love mad dog but I fell like he wouldn’t call his s/o cute pet names.

— yachi

“i should be happy but I can't get out my bed, stressin about the voices screamin' inside my head.” -recess

Yachi gets anxious about almost anything. I feel as though she can let her nerves get the best of her some days and not wanna leave her bed.

— tsukishima

“baby, how do I say this politely? love me harder and don't be nice, please.” -gingerbread man

Tsukki is definitely not the nicest person but his s/o would love him for it and wouldn’t want him to change that. He would love that his s/o wouldn’t want him to change himself to be with them. hehe imma undercover tsukki simp, chile i simp for bakugo what did I expect.

“everyones so soft, everyone's so sensitive, do I offend you? you’re hanging on my sentences.” -drama club

Tsukki mean ass be beatin down motherfuckers with his words while Tadashi kekeing in da back.

— kiyoko

“she had her boy wrapped her finger tight.” -class fight

kiyoko has half of the boys wrapped around her finger even yachi too

“don’t think that you can walk all over me honey, I'm a cold bitch, cold bitch.” -i scream

I head cannon kiyoko don’t play about ppl walking over her or her friends. she’ll fuck somebody up. don’t play with miss girl.

[feywildfires]

DUDE I'VE BEEN SCREAMIN BOUT HIM FOR DAYS

i'm simping so hard... but also like Major Gender Envy™️

Absolutely obsessed with this decedent slut