#I'M JUST SO LAZYYYY

[a-hazbin-reader]

Hii boo! Same anon here who asked to make your banners! So they’re coming along good, I’ve just been a bit busy but I have some questions just to make sure everything is good.

1. Is the blog 18+ or no

2. Are you ok with the characters colors (ex. Red for Alastor, blue for Vox) or do you want a specific color for each one?

3. What characters do you write for besides Al and Vox so I know how many to do (I don’t wanna do any that you don’t write for)

4. This isn’t really a question, I couldn’t find the character you used for your pfp so I hope it was ok that I combinded your pfp + background for one of the banners

Omg you're so sweet 😭

1. I would say it's 18+ because we all got freaky towards the end

2. I think the character colors are peak!! I think that's fine 😊

3. I almost entirely do Alastor but I've also written for Vox, Husk, Rosie and I think Charlie? I would write for all the main cast really

4. I think you mean Nix? She's my Hazbin Oc but that's more than perfect! 😭 You're too sweet

[culminate-moved]

here is my super cool deer skull... it still has its teeth (except for lower jaw) and even has some hair on it still. i should probably clean it but i'm very lazy LOL

oh yeah my much more clean raccoon skull too! it doesn't have all it's teeth though. i gave some of them to nona and nico teehee

[hollandorks]

always asking for advice on here like it's fucking twitter or something but

any advice on getting & staying motivated to exercise???

when I'm working I just get home and want to curl up on the couch but then by the time the weekend comes I just want to read or go do things with my husband and family

[moonlight-seraph]

What does a phantasm look like? I may know a guy with a Mimikyu that-

Oh? Oh? Someone gave you phantasms already? Sorry, friend.

(From @smeargledshades)

I actually drew what the two kinds I've handled look like! They are just. Big fancy colored slugs.

[Photo ID: A sketch of a long, pretty thick slug. A Pokeball has been drawn for scale, and if the slug was to ball up, it would be about the same size as a pair of pokeballs. The slug has been shaded a blue-greenish sort of grey with a pattern reminiscent of seafoam on a receding wave or water-dappled light, and is visibly slimy.]

[Photo ID: A sketch of a relatively slim slug. Pokeball also drawn for scale, it looks like if it rolled up it would be the same size as one pokeball, but is very long compared to the last slug. It seems to have antlers coming out of a defined head, which houses a round black glassy sort of structure that may be an eye speckled with what are presumably stars, and numerous cilla running down the sides. It has been shaded light gold and white at the antlers and cilla, and white up the tail, but a deep navy blue on the body, where it's been speckled with white and light blue like stars.]

I'm interested in where this was going though! What was that about a Mimikyu??

[duncanor]

If anyone wanna listen to my cringe vashwood playlist

[mistlekissy]

praise the lord

[writersdrug]

For bartender ghost and waitress reader, what about some fluff? Small things like rolling silverware or saving some of the food from messed up orders for each other when they know they haven’t eaten?? Also, your writing is absolutely phenomenal and it is keeping me going!! Keep up the great work!

Bulleted post bc I'm lazyyyy but thank you babes!!

Simon's job revolves around the bar, and yours revolves around the restaurant floor. Still, that doesn't stop the two of you from mixing your sidework together, just to have extra time with each other. Price never seems to mind, as long as the work gets done.

You'll stand behind the bar and chop the citrus fruits the way Simon showed you, while he replaces the empty kegs and cleans the taps.

Rolling silverware was no longer his job once you were hired, but he regularly joins you at a booth after your shift is over and helps. He polishes the utensils while you roll them in napkins, and he listens as you ramble on about your day.

Before the bar opens, when he takes his smoke break, you take a snack break. Sitting on the stairs in the alleyway, eating the loaded fries Soap made, while he leans against the brick wall of the adjacent building. You badger him with questions about his time in the task force, and he begrudgingly answers them all (he's preening at the way you listen with such interest).

Sometimes he'll text you before you show up for the day: "need some fruit and bitters for the bar, Sevvy's?" And you know to meet him a bit earlier at the bar, so the two of you can head to the corner market down a few blocks. He carries the basket while you dig through the crates of fruit, insisting on picking the best ones - if it was just him, he'd grab the ones off the top that don't appear to be rotting. But it's you and him, and he's happy to let you drag him from place to place and take up all his time.

You once video called him late in the morning. He immediately worried something was wrong - but when you just started your usual chit-chat, propping your phone against your bathroom mirror and doing your makeup, he realized you were just being domestic. And it warmed his soul more than he cared to admit.

Now, it was a weekly occurrence. You start a video call with him, and the both of you talk as you go about your day. He'll only stop when he has to run into the brewery and discuss the next order with the brewmaster, but even then, he's got one earbud in and his phone tucked into his pocket.

Not much but enjoy!

[lwieserce]

I kinda want to triple crown kokomi

[schoenpepper]

Chivalry Should Die!

Intro: Or, how to kill chivalry in five steps, featuring Idia Shroud!

Warnings: bad writing, awful grammar, not proofread I got lazyyyy, mentions of hentai lmao, reader is not yuu, idia highkey being a loser

A/N: This is a request from an anon. Not sure if this is actually what they wanted, but if you're reading this I hope you like it. Kinda short idk I was really busy with that Jade songfic.

Masterlist

Opening the door

As the heir of a kingdom, you've long since been trained to be respectful, etiquette and decorum seared into your flesh and carved into your bones. Perhaps with such an upbringing, Royal Sword Academy would have been for you.

But the invitation is black.

Your first day in Night Raven College is nothing too interesting. You're sorted into Ignihyde (ha!), your housewarden is a floating tablet, and some magicless folk with a rabid cat crashed orientation, starting off the year with a literal bang! You're unphased, a polite smile on your lips as you gather your things and your wits and line up to head to the dorm. You go through the mirror and up the stone stairs that led to the building in its weird mishmash of ancient architecture and blue triangles and holograms.

You, being the very kind person you are, open the door for the tablet.

It stops in mid-air.

"What...? Did you just open the door for a tablet? Lolz! Wtf you're such a weird freshie lmao. Imagine being that person, idk couldn't be me ig."

You keep on smiling.

(But the urge to punt the tablet all the way back to the hall of mirrors is strong.)

Carrying items

"Oh, let me help you, senpai."

"Huh? No, I'm okay..."

You glance at the large box, clearly heavy and stuffed to the brim by whatever was inside it and your senior slash housewarden who was doing his best to lug it up the stairs as he panted. "Are you sure? You look like you're having trouble." You watch him carry it to the second step.

"Totally fine, yep, nothing weird here, nope, nuh uh, I don't need help."

Idia avoids your eyes. The tips of his hair are turning a faint pink, and the fact that Ortho wasn't the one doing the heavy lifting was really the very first giveaway that something was wrong.

You narrow your eyes and step back.

"If you say so, Idia senpai. But why don't you just use—" he accidentally drops the box back onto the ground, watching, horrified, as its contents spilled out, "—magic to...carry it..."

"No, Y/N, don't look!"

You pick up a thick book from the pile on the ground to help him gather it all. Manga, was it? Upon accidentally reading the title, you give him the most disgusted look you could ever muster.

Idia screams until Ortho comes by to help him put his hentai manga back into the box.

Always be on time

You and Idia had agreed; 4 p.m. Not too early, not too late to work on that essay you needed to pass by tomorrow. He's a good friend and upperclassman if nothing else, so he offered to help you with the topic, which was included in his wide range of expertise. The catch is that you had to do it in his room.

You knock on the door at exactly 4.

No answer.

You take out your phone and send him a quick message. When he doesn't immediately answer, you call Ortho instead.

"Hello, Y/N!"

"Hey Ortho, do you know where Idia is? He promised to help me with an essay and he's not in his room."

"Older brother and I are in the Shaftlands!"

You smile (instead of cracking your phone into pieces). "Really? And when did you leave?"

"We left this morning because there's a comic convention that brother wanted to go to."

"I see. Thank you, Ortho."

Help getting down from a carriage

You hop down the carriage and hold out a hand to Idia. He looks at your hand weirdly, hair pink as he murmurs something you couldn't quite understand (you just know it's something annoying though). He gingerly puts his hand on yours and carefully descends from the carriage.

And by carefully, you mean, of course, that he lets go of your hand halfway and trips on the stairs before faceplanting into the dirt.

You sigh and carry him in your arms.

"Eek! Is this a limited edition SSR CG?!"

"What?"

"I mean, where are you taking me?"

You look at him dead in the eye and press on his left ankle.

"Ouch! Oh...okay..."

Paying for a date

First date! You don't know how, but you managed to convince Idia to eat out in a fancy restaurant with you (if only because you know that he will never agree to anything like this ever again). The food is nice and the ambience is tolerable even though the two of you are in a public space (you chose a private room but to Idia it's still a public space apparently). At the end of the night, the waiter puts the bill on the table and leaves.

"I'll take the—" When your hand reaches for the check, Idia grasps onto your wrist.

"No."

"No?"

He shakes his head.

"I'll pay for it because...you asked me out so...it's only fair..."

"No, it's unbecoming of a royal to not even pay for their partner's food."

He is weirdly competitive about this.

Anyway, at the end of the night, the check accidentally rips in half (the waiter wonders why) and you successfully pay for the full meal.

[orphan-account123653]

Stargazing w/ Chuuya - Headcannons

triggers: none

word count: 148

a/n: i want to create an actual fic with Fyodor but I'm so lazyyyy :(

Chuuya would bring snacks to munch on while you look up at the night sky.

He would also bring blankets for you to lay on.

He would let you cuddle up against him if you felt sleepy.

And if you did fall asleep, Chuuya would pick you up and walk back to the car so he could drive back home and get you to bed.

Chuuya would listen to you talk about the stars and planets until you ran out of facts to tell him.

He would learn about the constellations just so he can see you all surprised.

Chuuya has fallen asleep once or twice, not because he’s bored but because of the calming ambiance and your comforting presence.

He will admire how pretty you look right beside him, with the pale moon casting a beautiful light onto your face. It just makes him melt with love.

[viral-virus-au]

"SHIT- MEL!"

"MEL! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

"I... I can't..."

[Uh oh someone had a traumatic experience again! /silly]

(IIIIII need to respond more consistentlyyyy I have so many asks I just haven't done cause I'm lazyyyy and keep forgettinggggg)

"My ears..."

[ambivertpotato2137]

Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile! Add a heart so we know how long the chain's been going! ❤️🖤💖🤍💚💛💗💙🩶🩵🤍🤎💟💜❣️❤️‍🩹💝🫀💖♥️💘❤️‍🔥💕🩶💜💛🫶💕💖💖💓💞🩷💚🧡💕💙💜🩶❣️❦💑🥰🏩😻❣️🫀🧡♥︎🧡💚🧡

(Idk what you think of these so uhh if you don't like these kind of things then don't answer the ask, but I just wanted to let you know that you are wonderful /p)

ok, but I don't have enough friends

I'll send it to ONE person.

and I won't add a heart because I'm lazyyyy

@real-british-empire

[warrenwilkinson]

Texts: Erik & Warren

@erikdragon

Erik: there's someone like you in my town

Erik: I feel it

Erik: please don't tell me it's a fucking family reunion

Erik: I have a wedding to plan man, no time to deal with the apocalypse now

Warren: He's not like me

Warren: It wasn't my idea ok? And it's not a reunion per se... my older sibling decided they had enough one our younger brother and sent him my way

Warren: You can blame Death for it, he gave him my address

Warren: There won't be an apocalypse. I'll make sure of it. Your angel can help. He has an angelical blade right? that would be enough for Freddie to stay put

Erik: I'm not letting Seth get involved in your family mess, man, it's his wedding too

Erik: I don't follow your family tree, you know

Erik: who even is that? Pestilence?

Erik: damn you want Seth to kill your brother????

Erik: you guys should go to therapy

Erik: I've heard family therapy does wonders

Warren: I promise nothing will interfere with your wedding

Warren: It's literally common knowledge

Warren: Pestilence is the eldest, I'm the second Eldest, Famine is younger and believe it or not, Death is the baby

Warren: Freddie is Famine

Warren: I can't kill him myself so it would be much appreciated 😄

Warren: We're too fucked up for therapy

Erik: you forget dragons are not really well seen in church, bud, I'm not religious

Erik: Famine???? What the fun does he want here????

Erik: I'm a harvest and abundance dragon, he CAN'T be working here

Warren: still. You don't have to be religious to know about us

Warren: apparently he wants to learn to live among humans and other beings

Warren: I warned him about it. No causing shortages in town. He said he'd behave. I'll take care of him if he tries something

Erik: you're not THAT famous, you know?

Erik: at least not enough for me to know the order of the kids, like you're a Kardashian or something

Erik: you all seem to have that in common huh

Erik: good

Erik: I do have an angelic blade you know

Warren: are we gonna have this argument again?

Warren: something like that but prettier and with more power

Warren: well this is new for him. He never showed interest in this until now

Warren: feel free to. I can't say in super fond of him

Warren: tho he's the calmer of us all and he's not violent at all. He never attacks first and believe it or not he's not fond of suffering

Warren: He just does what he was created for. I used to be like that too a very long time ago

Erik: you're stupidly handsome but you're no Kardashian, man

Erik: he's your brother, why don't you get along?

Erik: wait, how come he's not fond of suffering when he's LITERALLY FAMINE??

Warren: I'm richer than the Kardashians, Erik. Probably  richer than you. And prettier too 😘

Warren: because he's an annoying little shit. He's the only one who takes being a horsemen seriously and he has a very intense sense of duty

Warren: his power doesn't really consist on making people starve to death. He makes them hungry enough to start wars. That's where I come in. Pestilence makes them sick. Famine destroys the crops and then Gilmore comes pick up the pieces. That's exactly how we all should work together

Warren: we haven't done that in a very very long time

Erik: not prettier

Erik: besides, I doubt Maia would call you pretty 😉

Erik: oh so you hate your bro bc he makes you do your actual work?

Erik: so lazyyyy lol

Erik: or you mean like

Erik: summon you?

Warren: I am pretty in a very manly way. She'd agree

Warren: Do you really want us all to keep on doing our job?

Warren: not quite like the big summon we were created for but yeah something like that

Erik: I'm gonna ask you to read that sentence you just typed TO HER.

Erik: nope

Erik: y'all should quit

Erik: that sucks man ._. being controlled like that is never fun

Warren: I already told her that. She says she agrees 😉

Warren: That's what I thought so you should actually feel calmer to know the bossy committed brother is on a sabbatical… here in town unfortunately

Warren: it's not but it is what it is

Erik: she's biased.

Erik: and you sound like you have a praise kink

Erik: which

Erik: you know

Erik: not judging :p

Erik: welp let's see if dear ol’ bro and his eons of years on earth still remembers the old customs and comes pay tribute to the dragon of the land

Erik: back in the day we used to judge the dangerousness of a visitor by their fruit basket

Erik: ah simpler times

Warren: I know but still

Warren: Maybe I do but so do you

Warren: he probably won't but you should take his calmness as a tribute because he was very serious about behaving and even got himself a job in town

Warren: I'm not gonna lie and say he's not dangerous. But we all are. The thing is that he's trying not to be

Warren: simple times indeed but won't deny I'm happier now with everything as it is

Erik: it's not a praise kink it's called being a dragon bud

Erik: oh wow

Erik: please tell me he's working at subway

Erik: got it

Erik: air conditioner and internet  is nice and all, but I miss the fruit baskets

Erik: and the dragon festivals

Erik: they always had such good wine

Warren: same thing

Warren: close... the blood bar. He can use his little talent there to make vampires pay more

Warren: ha ha really  funny

Warren: I still don't understand why you're not planning festivals again

Warren: you can still find that awesome wine if you know where to look or how to pay for it

Erik: one is being called a good boy, the other is being worshiped as a god

Erik: oooh that's smart, was it your suggestion?

Erik: bc people don't really believe in dragons anymore ):

Erik: I used to have my own priestesses, man

Erik: you'd have loved them

Erik: oh really?

Warren: I know  I'm not a good boy

Warren: why are we going at this again? I'm a god. There are millions  of statues dedicated to me in different centuries and civilizations

Warren: not really. He's very smart so he probably  figured that out for himself

Warren: well but now you have a former angel of the lord worshiping you? What else do you want?

Warren: tell me which wine is you favorite and I'll make it your wedding present

Erik: because you're a god and a good boy for Maia :p

Erik: now -I- get to worship an angel of the lord, man (:

Erik: I guess I just want more noise around the house. it's too much space for two people and a cat, it was made to accommodate at least 15 priestesses, there's a whole wing we never use

Erik: awww you're such a softie :3 thanks man

Warren: I'm not gonna get into details here but the praises aren't for me in this household

Warren: true, that's true

Warren: have you ever thought about children? You And Seth would be good parents

Warren: if you tell anyone I'll kill you

Erik: oh so she's the

Erik: you know what

Erik: I don't wanna know

Erik: how's basically-married life treating you btw?

Erik: you think so?

Erik: I mean he's great with children, that's for sure

Erik: I'm afraid they're too breakable to be around me tbh

Erik: have you?

Warren: exactly, don't ask

Warren: fantastic. I never thought things could be this perfect

Warren: I think it's the next step so why not?

Warren: you have a cat and you're careful with it. They're breakable too so why a kid would be different?

Warren: I can't bear children and Maya is worried she's too fucked up for kids

Warren: they aren't in the cards for us but if she ever changes her mind I'm open to foster or adopt

Erik: I don't wanna say I told you so

Erik: but I did lol

Erik: I suppose so

Erik: I don't even know how to go about it

Erik: but do you want them?

Erik: that's the thing

Erik: me and Seth, I have no idea what kind of parents we'd be

Erik: I was HATCHED, he was made by God himself

Warren: and you were right, and this is the only time you'll hear this words from me so enjoy it

Warren: you could just ask him how he feels about kids maybe?

Warren: I've wanted kids since Barachiel. We even tried but that's when I learned I'm barren

Warren: both of you are kind and that says a lot about the good type of parents you'd be

Warren: I was created too but still. It doesn't matter where we come from

Erik: (:

Erik: sometimes it's hard to ask these kinds of things of Seth. I worry he'll think I'm starting my needs instead of asking his opinion and he'd give in to make me happy

Erik: he's already given up too much bc of us

Erik: oh

Erik: welp maybe it's just not supposed to work between you and angels? maybe witches are another thing

Erik: thanks man

Warren: He loves you so I'm sure he would do it for your happiness but for his own too. Do you really think he wouldn't want kids around?

Warren: do you think ids would be giving up on something?

Warren: yeah it's not working, you don't need to know but if I was able to give her children, we would have a football team so no, no biological kids for me

Warren: anytime

Erik: kids would be giving up on his freedom, he'd be stuck to people he'd never met

Erik: oh god

Erik: how's she even still BREATHING

Warren: if that's what you think about kids then maybe kids are not really what you want

Warren: and that's ok, kids aren't for everyone

Warren: you say it as if sex with me was so terrible 🙄

Erik: I want them

Erik: but I want him to want him, I don't want him to agree to it, you know?

Erik: Seth is too giving for his good, it needs to come from him

Erik: WE BROKE DOWN A BUILDING, WARREN

Erik: and I'm a fucking dragon

Erik: she's HUMAN

Warren: then just ask someone to ask him maybe?

Warren: the little wolf is his best friend right? He could help

Warren: yeah and I'm not a monster! I treat her delicately!

Erik: like a fucking middle schooler?

Erik: Chris is a) dead scared of me and b) a fucking excitable puppy. I talk about kids he'll go to Seth with fucking baby shoes in his pocket.

Erik: sorry, people don't usually think of DELICATE when they think about WAR behaving, you know

Erik: nor pretty

Erik: but what do I know

Erik: look at you being out of the box lol

Warren: well I'm sure he wouldn't lie to his friend, and he wouldn't feel pressured to say yes if he doesn't want to

Warren: Christopher is a lot more serious and mature than you think

Warren: well that's cause you never got to see this side of me, this side is reserved just for her

Warren: I'm surprising, I know

Erik: you call him Christopher? I didn't realize you both had met

Erik: SUCH A SOFTIE

Erik: look at you

Erik: :³

Warren: The wolf and the hunter are Maya's close friends, of course I know him

Warren: I'm gonna ignore you now

Erik: you only ignores me when I'm right, you know (;

Warren: or when you're stupidly annoying

Erik: which I get when I'm right~

Warren: Also when you're stupidly stubborn

Warren: lemme ask you something: What would you do if Seth says no to having kids with you?

Erik: not have kids with him

Erik: and then bury myself in a deep hole

Erik: for at least a couple of years

Erik: why?

Warren: this is exactly the reaction he might fear and why he would say yes even if he doesn't want to

Warren: which won't happen if someone else asks him about it

Warren: intermediaries aren't a bad thing

Erik: so you see how I can't just ask him about it right?

Erik: I'll think about talking with Chris

Warren: yes but I also know you want to know

Warren: and the idea won't vanish from that stubborn head of yours until you have your answer

Warren: good! It'll help

[15 min later]

Erik: he said yes

Warren: Who said yes?

Erik: Chris

Erik: what, did you think I just went over to ask Seth to have my babies? come on man get on with the program

Warren: I told you he was a good ally

Warren: you're unpredictable like that

Erik: he did send me an audio reply SQUEALING tho

Erik: heh I like to keep ya on your toes

Erik: are you ready to become uncle war?

Warren: A very Christopher like response

Warren: Are you gonna le me spoil that kid rotten?

Erik: good luck out-spoiling me, man

Warren: it's not a competition, we both can spoil them

[ashes-and-ashes]

2,9,18, 82 and 90 for the writers asks! Thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

love you heaps mia!

2 - talk about a time where a narrative or character has looked you dead in the eyes and said "fuck your plan, here's what we're actually doing." when writing the road trip fic I originally wrote it from Draco's perspective because I thought I could get more angst out of it! But about 2 chapters in I realized that it just made so much more sense to write it from Harry's pov instead because Draco keeps so many secrets and it wouldn't be as narratively interesting if we got them from his pov (whereas harry could slowly tease them out of him over the course of their trip.) so I completely rewrote what I had written and I think it turned out better.

9 - in an ideal world where you're already super successful and published, would you want to see a tv or movie adaptation of your work? why or why not? ooh that is TRICKY. in terms of like fic adaptations I feel like my fics aren't very well suited for adaptations because they are relatively boring 😅 most of the time it's just people talking and/or pining incessantly!

18 - what is your most and least favourite part of writing? most is when you write a killer line and you're like holy shit that's good. worst is actually getting the ideas down on paper because i lose momentum and motivation super easily.

82 - "proper" punctuation or all lowercase? lowercase because i'm lazyyyy.

90 - do you notice your own voice in your writing style? sometimes! a lot of what i write comes from like cool snippets i think of in my head - like bits of dialogue or interesting phrases.

[claratcssthings]

(made this in gacha life cuz i'm VERY lazyyyy)

This is Goldie's mother, the co-leader of the future army of Planet X. She is the queen of the Kuiper Belt and even though she is cruel and arrogant, she is very docile with her adopted daughter (yeah, Goldie is adopted). And her name is... Rosanna!

Rosanna also loves tea, brioche, and chocolate. She always has a tea party or a break with Planet X just so she can consume it all. In addition to her protective passion for her daughter, her passion for sweets, and her passion for wanting to dominate the Solar System and defeating the Sun, she is also a great gossip-girl. She always posts something on her social media, or even writes newspapers about the most fake things on each planet and moon. She, unfortunately, made everyone believe her false rumors, what really worked out of all her other plans.

Not to mention, is that she loves eating the dusty remains of crashed asteroids (AKA Space debris).

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[delicate44]

Got so many chores to finish this Sunday and I'm just lying in bed cos I'm feeling so fucking lazyyyy