#I'M GOIG INSANE I'M GOING INSANE

[witchinatree]

magnus protocols episode 22 ramble

i managed to push the schedule around so i could listen to this episode when it came out. i am terrified. the vague posts i keep seeing are freaking me out i'm not ready at all

of course you ran away gwenny you're so right for this!!!! "watching figure" OH YEAH. WATCHING.

lena i love you but this is. insane. gwen almost died and you're like i'm so fucking disappointed.

she's still shaking :( poor gwenny :(

woah that sounds familiar "your death would be a problem" is basically what elias told jon when he was exploring the tunnels

oh that's sweet, lena is stopping her external visits!! even if she is being a bitch about it. wait mrs. kelley, she's MARRIED??? idk why that's shocking to me

hey augustus. this is a bad sign isn't it

i know big words too!! saxophone... sorry i've been dragged back into sanders sides kicking and screaming

so it's like .. brain research ???

TWO SEPERATE ANIMALS IN ONE BODY OH NO WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN FOR US

an ocean... an ocean.... i'm so happy we're getting more ocean horror it was something i really wanted in tma. especially with like symbolism because it is deep and that is cool.

i'm gonna have to google so many things

he was so full of joy and whimsy!! oh that's not.

um!!!!! is he okay. why the fuck am i asking that he is CLEARLY not

do you remember that episode in tma where a guy like slowly crawled out of that other guy until he exploded or something, that kind of reminded me of it for a second

wtf wtf wtf wtf why is it talking why is the telegraph talking

what the hell genuine question what the hell

oh yikes it was alice who edited sam's caseload. ruh roh. HOW DID HE KNOW LMAO?????

sam you need to listen to alice i am begging you i am begging you. oh no.

alice thought he could escape the narrative and instead just doomed him for it

SHE CAN'T QUIT CAN SHE? CAN SHE? LMAO CAN SHE?

oh lord

DON'T SAY THAT SAM DON'T BRING THAT UP. POOR ALICE.

"get over it or get lost" :( sam no :(

CELIA WHAT. CELIA WHAT. WHATH HWHAHTWUAHFHWHUAHTHHWH ATHWHAHT

DO YOU EVER

DO

DO YOU EVER

VIOLNELTY SJAKNG???? TWEKAING????????? WHOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????????? I GENUINELY THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA SAY JONAH MAGNUS. DID WE JUST ACTUALLY GET THEM MENTIONED BY NAME. CELIA I KNOW YOU KNOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CELIA RIPLEY. HOYL FHCIHGUHAF

JONATHAN SIMS AND MARTIN BLACKWOOD THEEY'RE REAL THYYYYYE'RE REAL.

[f1-disaster-bi]

Wtf??? I just saw anon sent you some insane ask and I'm like???!? Even if they don't like your fav wtf is it that people feel the right to send this to you? Like how can you wish a horrible situation to someone??? Especially death? Like wtf! I'm sorry I'm going into circle here but that's the most insane thing I've seen. Like that anon need to touch some grass and get the fuck out.

I'm so sorry you had to go through that with your family and I hope you'll get surrounded by kind people to help you overcome your grief. My DM are open if you just want to talk.

Also to be clear no matter how much you like or dislike someone wishing for their actual death is insane and deranged and says more about you anon than about the ones loving that person.

I don't know who they were referring to, but if its Lando then get fucked. I don't like Lando like at all for personal reasons. But I will never wish for his death. Never. Like wtf is that?!?!

Honestly, I don't know what that person was aiming for with what they sent aside from wanting to hurt me.

The facct they would have had to scroll back through my tumblr to see the post I made about why I've been so quiet on here lately just makes it worse. They had to possibly follow me or they do follow me. They read me talking about everything my family is goig through right now and they made a joke of it.

I don't know if they meant Lando or Lance, but Im going to assume it was Lando they were discussing with referring to my fav since so many other F1 fans on here that like Lando have been getting hate over the last two weeks but none of them have gotten one as personal as that attack

As I said to them, I hope they never experience what my family is experiencing right now. I hope they don't spend the night crying like I did and I hope they never live in fear of a phone call they know is coming to let them know someone they love isn't here anymore because it's torture.

Thank you so much for the kind message. I'm honesty reading every little kindess I've gotten in the last week and it keeps me going ❤️

[violetblacksparkles]

Spider Frand

Ok, so I totally reblogged somebody's thing and then went into a whole story about this new spider friend I have living in my driver’s side mirror. And wow, have there been some developments today! 

I did have to destroy a beautiful, amazing web, tho. I popped into my car to go to work at night, like I do and I look over and I see a big, beautiful, perfect, like, MODEL spider web from the mirror down to some point on my door. With the biggest fattest proudest looking spider just chilling in the center. So please with herself or himself, just sitting there like: “Yep I'm such a good spider, I made such a good home wow, I'm in this great spot, there's going to be so many bugs…” 

Little did that spider know that I had to go to work…

I didn't have any sticks or anything on hand, and I was already late and I started driving down the street and I, cruelly, was like, “oh maybe they'll blow off and get stuck in the back of my car or I don't know…” and then I felt really bad, cuz it's not the spider's fault there's a spider, and they're just chilling in their new phone home and who am I to just kick them out of their home and then like murder them in some shit...

But I'm like already super late for work for a multitude of reasons, so I'm driving down my street thinking what to do, also thinking it's slow enough he's going to survive and be fine, but those couple miles an hour are just insane for this little spider, and he's hanging on for dear life as his web is blowing in this breeze like a flag, that's just incredibly strong by the way, we know that as a scientific fact it's one of the strongest materials out there, but this was just a sight to behold, …anyway so he's holding on for dear life, wobblin away, goin all: aaaaaaahhhhhbrrrlrlrrggghhhghh, and I just feel so bad for this poor little spider, who is not *little* in any way shape or form–that little back portion of spider body was the size of a pea and the legs were, now it was dark so forgive me, tan and brown alternating stripies–that went one for a total spider diameter of maybe ¾ inches. 

So before I get on the highway I pull over into a parking lot, goig to find me a stick and at least dispose of the web and spider into a nice place where the spider can live that is not on my car, because, not that I mind spiders, but I don't want to go reach for my handle and squash it one day by accident cuz I would suck for the spider, I feel bad, and then I'd have spider goo like on my hands and under my nails and if I'm about to go somewhere in my car, I'm probably not about to be able to wash my hands in the next 10 seconds, so it's slightly undesirable ....

..... 

So I pull over and there's no sticks available because I live in a really shitty city, but I realize I have some trash in my car! So I get this trash and I wipe part of the web off the car door, I intended to get the part off the mirror and do a little spin move and just leave the spider, trash and web on the stone wall there, but the spider was crawling back towards the mirror--good thinking, safe!-- so then at least the web portion that stretches down the car was gone and just a little bit hung down from the mirror so he could climb back up inside there. And as we're getting on the highway, I see him crawling around the outside of the mirror and then we're picking up speed, and then he finally feels all the rumbling and crawls behind the mirror thing.

I'm on my lunch break right now, it's dark, I don't see him, there's no new web, I don't know if she moved on to bigger and better places, but I kind of hope not. I'll miss her. I want to feed her flies. If she can keep making a web like that everyday it's going to be a really good breaking deterrent? Maybe people will just run away screaming. Or just break literally every other window. OR smash my poor new pet spider just cuz they don't like spiders and then breaking in to my car

My cameras basically broken but here's a shitty pic of 'er

[euclydya]

Ship bingo Jean/Trant and Jean/Titus I'm normal about them

- @mansplainmanipulatemalewife

HAI SORRY THIS TOOK 500 YEARS LET'S GO:

I tried 2 stick to fanon/wahtever interpretations bc Whatever the fuck they're doing in our system is sooooo different than . fanonJFDJCKXKDKFJF BUT FANON JEANTRANT IS GR8 we love it!!! tbey r so. trans rights . Wdk How they just have the vibe. <= this is probs sys bias though actually. "I'd read a fic" more liek Pela s e. I've already read multiple. screams

im rotating them like a rotisserie chicken. they're hilarious

Jeantitus ok:

we know noThing about them bc tbh. u introduced us 2 this ship and it's gr8. Absolutely obsessed. I was tempted to also add "unhealthy in a good way" bc they give off those vibes but i am Very unsure. Idk. personally We think any ship involving Jean is unhealthy in some way like nobody can fix that man but All the ships involving him r like "that makes sense given XYZ reasons" or "that's hilarious. i love it. im goig insane" THIS ONE falls under the second category! like. hilarious in a GOOD way btw they make us go YIPPEE

[evisconti]

[wingedbeings]

hiii theres so many things wrong in my brain she's so so damaged but in a funny way <3

[pathologising]

scream ankle so funny when aspd does that thing where its like -_- i am going to beat you to death if you perceive me as vulnerable when anyone comes across as though they pity you or feel bad for u etc like frankly if u place on me that i should experience some sort of emotion other than rage and this god complex i'm goig to kill you <3 like its like oh so yuo think you are above me or smth? die in 10 million hells like girl act normal up there this is just someone expressing compassion towards u after u expressed smth vaguely serious -_-

the insanity of not wanting to be pitied vs wanting to feel loved vs not understanding what it means to be loved in a healthy way its insanity its truthfully