#I'M DYING SQUIRTLE

[teaboot]

Was gonna ask my mom to rate my fit and she didn't even give me a chance

[kaban-bang]

[elexuscal]

Murderbot Before MB 2.0 Was Made: It's just going to be a mindless virus. A very sophisticated one, sure, but not like a baby or anything.

Murderbot While MB 2.0 Is Alive: oh fuck it's in my systems oh fuck it's going to eat my brain SHIT FUCK

Murderbot After MB 2.0 Is Dead: Murderbot 2.0 was so smart and cool. things would be okay if it were still here : (

[allwormdiet]

Me reading Tangle 6.9 and watching Danny and Taylor's relationship become even more frayed, knowing full well that this could've been the point where they repaired their relationship even a little bit

[verraising]

feeling real real bad rn so uh hey if you read this pls share some facts about your wol (or any oc really!) with me, anything and everything, their favourite colour, their deepest trauma, do they pour the cereal or the milk into the bowl first, whatever you wanna talk about i want to hear it pretty please

[thefloatingstone]

GAMING LAPTOP ISTG COME BACK FROM THE WAR SO I CAN PLAY BG3 AND FOLLOW ALL THE SQUID GIRLIES ON TUMBLR DOT COM!!!! 😭😭😭

[khan-crete]

gamers. gamers i am home sick. you have to feed me soup. feed me soup with the long ladle. the longest ladle you can find.

[glxyqst]

[that-utsukushii-life]

Gehenna Clothes Off Battle! Abbadon (pt 5 of 10)

It is time...for the greatest battle in Hell: a battle of personal taste.

There's no way I can fit everyone in one poll, so I'm going to split it into groups.

Tartaros | Hades | Abyssos | Niflheim | Abbadon | Paradise Lost | ??? |Kings | Angels | Other

[cinnasaur]

heyyy i'm sorry to have to ask again but i need help to get food and cover my bills again. my mental health sucks right now because a lot of stressful things have happened this year that im really struggling to recover from (room flooding, physical health issues, loss in the family, going through a breakup now) and i just really can't keep up like this.

i've got a $160 bill to pay on the 15th and i need food in the meantime so i'd really really appreciate any help you're able to spare, including reblogs. thank you so much for bearing with me and helping me hang in there for so long, and please take care

[royalarchivist]

I'm not clipping that.

[cappurrccino]

I'd love to know who exactly cursed me to always be wrong when I think I confidently know something so I can have some Words™ with them, because living life like this uhhhhhhhhhh really fucking sucks

[skaruresonic]

THE COUSINS FIGHTING OVER SHADOW LMAOOOOO

God just imagine that episode of Jerry Springer. "My Cousin Keeps Trying to Steal My Man (Who Was Created By My Grandfather to Cure My Terminal Illness)."

Jerry's like "So Maria, you say your cousin Ivo is trying to---" and Maria bursts into tears like "HE'S SO SELFISH JERRY HE JUST WANTS TO OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE. EVER SINCE WE WERE KIDS, HE'S ALWAYS RUINED MY RELATIONSHIPS."

Shadow is holding her hand, stoically nodding as he sits in the chair beside her, feet barely touching the ground.

everybody boos when Eggman appears, except for Starline in the very back. he doesn't even get the chance to sit down because he throws hands with Maria right away.

there's a lot of bleeping and pulling of hair. at one point someone picks up a steel chair and the entire set gets destroyed. afterwards, an audience member (read: Starline in a bad disguise) asks "Excuse me, Dr. Eggman? When are you and that dashing Starline going to get back together?"

Eggman takes off his glasses, patting his eyes with a tissue. People "aww," but it turns out to be a ruse since he activates his patented Fuck-Off(tm) laser vision and vaporizes Starline right there on the spot

[orlandrake]

Dying from lack of fics 'cause the fandom so small.

[eventide-imp]

Got on splatoon to at least get my shirt. Got overwhelmed with the Grand Festival concert venue. They put so much work into it. It's amazing. I don't know if i can play lmao 😂😭

[thefloatingstone]

My gaming laptop works again and instead of playing BG3 I've been overtaxing myself with video editing stuff to the point of being too mentally exhausted when I finally stop for the night T__T