#loqlav

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"veterans day"? heh, the only "vet" i care about is the veterinarian!! #gettingeuthanized #justrabiddogthings

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and you too can receive an adeline plushie for only $19.99

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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where are my havarti heads. my brie bitches. my feta fucks

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biologist gf take a field test on my genus until i organism

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hey uhhhh no offense and not to be dramatic but. kissie? smoochie sir? mwah madame?

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NO LITTLE SUB WATCH OUT

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

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my neolithic village thrives because we send our most autistic member to the creek to look for high quality flint 😏 can you say the same?

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PET

PET

PET THE FUCKING KITTY

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i feel like tumblr kinda obliterated the quality on this but. anyway. here's a homura

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NNOOOOOOO

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

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girls love me for my faggy voice, abundance of gender, and propensity to go :3

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let us writhe like worms thoughtless and indiscernible, heads and tails of no consequence, slick and ever-consuming through the miasmatic time-soil

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i think boys were made to be held like joycons. boycons if you will

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they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

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you after your mom sold you to them i think

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mutuals meet me in the dry creek bed to look for cool rocks