#I’ve never had a lap cat before 🥺

[sadiecoocoo]

Guess who’s keeping a kitty!

[heartfeltcherie]

I'm here for Alastor and Lucifer meeting a sinner who is in personality like Aurora 🥺

aurora is my favourite disney princess so this was so fun and exciting to write <33 (unless you didn’t mean that kind of concept then… completely disregard this lol)

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lucifer;

it must have been one of his lucky days (which he counts a lot, since he doesn’t have many of them) when lucifer crossed paths with you. and he was sure the pupils in his eyes had taken the form of hearts because “oh my golly, you’re so beautiful.” and he doesn’t realize he’s said that out loud until he hears the most angelic giggle (which is odd, beings as you’re in hell) paired with a soft spoken voice. “oh, thank you. you’re too kind”

how you ended up in hell, let alone the pride ring, absolutely baffled him. you’re too sweet, and kind, and gentle to be down here amongst these other sinners who left their manners back in their past life.

upon meeting you, he wonders if he’s got a chance with you. your relationship flashes in his mind of him making you laugh with his terrible jokes and him showing you his entire collection of rubber ducks (he’s sure to go home and make a new one, inspired by you, of course).

he melts when he sees how good you are with razzle, dazzle, and keekee — he swears he’s never met someone so amazing with animals before. and the way you’re so kind to his daughter and her friends makes him think that he’s found the one… which is a lot, since he lost lilith so long ago.

he takes you back to his house and puts on a show for you both to watch (some old timey film that you suggested).

he tells you to make yourself comfortable and he feels his heart leap when you lay down and put your head on his lap.

“sorry, is this too much? i can move-”

“no! no, you’re perfect right there- uhm. you don’t need to move, i-it’s pretty cozy”

“hehe okay :)”

it doesn’t take long before lucifer realizes he’s the only one watching the film while you’re fast asleep in the comfort of his lap. he looks down at you all soft and chuckles to himself.

“yup. this is definitely a sign”

alastor;

he’s very… confused, when he first meets you. tilting his head with that same smile he usually has on his face, leaving everyone to wonder what he’s truly thinking… and it’s about you.

he feels it’s a mistake. a dumb mistake made by those things that have the audacity to call themselves “angels”. you’re too perfect, and good to be in a place like this. you deserve to be in a place filled with greenery and soft shades of pinks and lavenders, not in the fiery depths of hell.

you’re shy. and he takes notice of this right away, using it for his own personal advantage; enjoying the way you stumble over your words and nervously fidget with your hands as he asks you “cat got your tongue, my dear?”

“it’s not everyday you come face-to-face with a powerful overlord”

he doesn’t know what or how he feels about you, but there’s a feeling stirring down inside of him. something perhaps like… adoration? no, it couldn’t be. he never feels that way towards anyone.

but you’ve got this softness that surrounds your whole being that he can’t shake from his mind — you’ve even (accidentally, oops) called him handsome which caused his ears to twitch and a very loud record scratch that hurt poor husk’s ears.

“i’m well aware, my dear. but you’re kindness is appreciated”

everyone sees the way you both secretly look at each other (alastor denies it but he knows it’s true) and you can’t help but be nervous every time alastor is next to you, pinks cheeks and a fast beating heart that you’re sure he hears.

“i’ve noticed you get quite on the edge when i’m near you. pray tell why that is?”

“al, it’s… nothing”

“don’t worry, cher. you’re lucky i happen to like the sound of your beating heart. especially knowing that it’s mine. isn’t that right?”

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[patchiko]

Your AK HC were on POINT 👌👌👌 literally everything you said was so right. It was really refreshing seeing this kind of take on AK Jason.

AK Jason is a cat that’s been feral for most of its life and you just gotta approach him gently and be patient 🥺

I also agree… this boi is a VIRGIN 👏 this man had no game and wasn’t even seeking anything (cause 1) his mind is entirely focused on one goal atm and 2) all his trauma �� ) he’s prob like a deer in the headlights for any first time physical intimacy wether that’s holding hands or sleeping together (poor baby)

I want to give AK Jason a nice blanket, a cup of tea and his favorite book 🥺 I doubt it would help a lot though. I just want to shower this boi with love

literally jumping up and down. for so long i was nervous to post my takes on him hcishskshd.

psps also i see yall in my inbox dw imma get to you all :]

but your so right, ak!jay is so a feral dog/cat to me. I say dog because of his implication throughout the arkham comics and mainstream ones, that robin to jason was seen as bruces lap dog.

So i’ve always seen AK!jay as a “runner dog.” You know? The type that sees an open door and runs out of the house, wont come back for nothin.

But feral cat so describes his personality, the just standing and watching, and slowly warming up, is so him coded ,, anon ur soOOO right.

nsfw under da cut (light / not detailed :] ) ((also soft and warm hehe))

ill die on this hill,, he had NO interest in sex for so long, barely slipped his mind with training. Only got off to break off steam and he would just take his ass to bed.

and like anon said, even for basic things like holding your hand on his shoulder he gets so tense.

Subconsciously he’s waiting for something bad to happen, for it to be a trick, so it takes a really long time for him to weed those distrusts out :(

luv him soo bad needa hold his hand and feed him food.

his first time hes so quiet and stiff. hes not mentally freaking out, but again subconsciously hes expecting something bad to happen.

he feels like theres something under his skin tingling, the sensation that made him pull back many times before.

but nothing bad is happening, and it takes him awhile to accept that too.

The possibility has never seemed completely unreal to him, but really experiencing that kind of intimacy and love was so surreal to him.

When its over, he’s looking at you with big blown out eyes, and his mind is so quiet, in a good way, but most importantly that fog, that darkness he has felt for so long isn’t there. He feels so real and present in the moment.

He’s touching your skin, actually feeling and processing the way you feel against him, the texture of the cloth you two lay on, and your face.

Falls asleep, doesn’t dream. a peaceful night. he wakes up, the fogs back but he feels a little lighter when he walks :)

ak!jay dealing with everyone (including you and i my friend) thats in his tumblr tags ((link))

my rq are open im so happy people wanna hear me ramble abt his crazy ass fuckdjskbdkssndj !!!

[kidstemplatte]

I love your work so much it always bring a smile to my face :) I was wondering if you had any headcannons or info on Violetta? I’d love to hear all about her!! (If you’re not saving it for your stories ofcc!)

terzo/reader’s daughter headcanons

thank you so much!!! here is just some super random (mostly baby lol) info i have on her! it’s a bit all over the place so i’m sorry about that! i hope you enjoy!

-before violetta was born, when primo found out she was going to be named violetta, (he was the only person who was told), he planted violets in his garden🥺

-i know i’ve mentioned this before but it makes me smile ——> the only thing that was guaranteed to stop her from crying from ages 0-3 was swiss’s smile. (in this universe swiss is a ghoul while terzo is papa okay) she thought it was the funniest thing ever, it was kind of like peekaboo, the way it just appeared under his darkly colored mask. (omg it’s so cute i’ll never get over it i’m DEFINITELY writing a fic about that )

-terzo would take her anywhere he could. literally could not put her down. heck, he’d be sitting in a meeting with her in his lap. sometimes you had to jokingly remind him she was your daughter too.

-her first word came about in a funny way., you and terzo were trying to convince violetta to say your name.

“say mama, violetta!”

“no, say papa!”

“no, don’t listen to him, say mama!”

“no no no, il mio pipistrello, say papa!”

she looked at you two, and with great confidence, imitated you, saying,

“no!”

which left you two rolling on the floor, tears nearly escaping your eyes. it looks like she inherited the sass from both you and terzo.

-violetta developed a habit of pronouncing certain words in an accent depending on who said them the most. she said “seestor” rather than “sister” for the longest time. everyone thought it was adorable, so nobody corrected her. there was nothing a sister of sin loved more than little violetta running up to them and saying, “seestor!”

-babysat by not only the ghouls but “uncle copi” a lot🥺 i think he’s the one who teaches her to ride a bike for the first time. (maybe i’ll write something more about this, the concept is so cute😭)

-violetta is a scorpio ♏️ (i also headcanon terzo as a scorpio or a gemini hehe but i think the idea of them having the same sign is cute)

-still working on her MBTI type but i think she’s an enneagram type 4.

-was raised on spooky/witchy/fantasy things like harry potter, tim burton movies, the labyrinth, the dark crystal, as well as a lot of musicals. (phantom of the opera, cats, and wicked especially)

-violetta has a passion for fashion and costuming (hehe rhyming), sometimes her dad goes to her for advice.

when he’s getting fitted for a new robe for a special event, he’s having trouble making some decisions.

“would you prefer the gold or silver trim?” the seamstress asks.

“eh…” he says, honestly not sure.

“give me un momento.” he says, taking out his phone and texting violetta:

“Need your advice in the fitting room per favore”

within a few moments, she bursts in, and as she catches sight of him, instantly says,

“i like gold.“

“gold it is, then.”

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i hope you enjoyed this!!! it gave me some fun ideas coming up in the future!! ❤️

if you have sent me a request, it will be posted!

<3, alice

[uroboros-if]

i shall wait as long i have to if i can have a bite of that juicy demo and chapter 1

*waits patiently*

sorry i couldn't find a more cheerful looking gif but you get it right? ;D honestly, i know im gonna enjoy whatever you're going to pump out cause HOT DAMN im already so hyped up about this IF that i dont even care how long i have to wait at this point! please make sure to take of your health as well though :)

also on a much fluffier note , how would a tol RO react to smol MC just snuggling up to them like a kitten while they're asleep , only for the RO to wake up after a few hours to find them all cuddled up on their chest before softly petting their hair 🥺👉👈

Hi Taco, first of all, thank you so much for your enthusiasm <3 I cannot convey how motivating it is to know that there are people watching and supporting me. It honestly still baffles me, and I can’t comprehend having actual enthusiasts for my work because I’ve never shared much of mine online!

Even if you’re willing to wait long, I hope that won’t be the case at all! I’ve been making progress today and sat down to answer asks just for a little break :) but again, thank you so much for your patience!

As for your ask, if gods could sleep...

SALVATORE. Dying inside. Their most adorable, loveliest, wonderful MC. The real deity of sun because the world revolves around them and also they’re so bright and amazing. They wouldn’t have the heart to move away, like no one should move a cat from their lap. It’s illegal, both in the eyes of the gods and man, surely.

LUCIEL. They’d smile softly and watch MC sleep. It’s nice to see them so at peace and restful, in that irreplacable tranquility people can’t attain when they’re in the waking world. A part of Luciel is jealous of mortals who can dream, for they wonder if they may dream lying with MC for eternity. Would gently stroke their hair.

CIOCANA. Would freeze for a moment, confused about who’s next to them. They sag against them in relief once they realize who it is, and after a few more seconds of processing what’s happening, their chest flutters a little. The feeling they have is indescribable; MC is willing to be vulnerable in front of them. They rest next to them as if they rather be nowhere else, and it’s... near unfathomable for them. They just quietly lie back down next to them and try to go back to sleep for little longer.

ALESSI. They haven’t had such a peaceful slumber in so long, and when they turn their head to see the warm lump next to them, they instantly know why. It’s astounding just how comfortable and refreshing it is to sleep next to someone again, who you feel safe with and you know won’t ever intend to hurt you. They take a deep breath, watch you for a few moments, before deciding to either make you some food or wrap you in something cozy.

Can you tell I haven’t phased completely out of my writing mode yet with how I answered? LOL thank you for the ask Taco <3<3

[crinkled-emotions]

Oh G!

Can I request Lap/Chest pillow for Eddie or Jake PLEASE 🥺

Heeeeeey Kat! Happy holidays mate!

You got it! I'm in the mood for Jake getting some time with Mav but I have a feeling I'll come back to this and write some Buddie lmao 😂

Bob had been looking for Phoenix for at least an hour when he clocked that he should probably check the common room. Sometimes she hung out there to read or play cards with the guys. 

Look, all I’m saying is don’t bet against her. She will bleed you dry and then charge asshole tax. It’s her charm.

“Tash,” he said as he let the door slam behind him, “I’ve been looking for you-”

“-shut it. Right now.”

Bob blinked, startled. Phoenix never told him to shut up, or go away, or that he was annoying. Not like how she spoke to the others, how she was the first one to yell fuck you at Rooster or insult Hangman with a simple raise of her brow.

“Sorry,” Bob whispered. He snuck over to the couch and immediately his jaw dropped.

“Is that-”

“-mmhmm. Coyote went to get him some more meds, but I said I’d hold the fort. Mind passing me my water?”

Bob wordlessly passed over her water bottle and she took a sip, frowning as she cupped Jake’s forehead again.

“Is he sick?” Bob whispered. 

“Burning up. Think he was nauseous earlier but Coyote said nothing productive happened.”

“Do you... need someone to switch with? How long have you been here?”

“I’ve been doing this for as long as I’ve wanted to punch him,” Natasha said with a grin.

“What?”

“I dunno, Jake gets a fever and he just... different person. Completely. It’s a little unsettling.”

With his head on Natasha’s lap, Jake shifted and she glanced down at him again.

“How are you feeling?” She asked softly. He gave a little so-so motion and Natasha nodded.

“Javy just went to get you some Pedialyte and some crackers. Do you need anything else?”

“Is my phone there?”

“Hey,” Bob said as he knelt in front of Jake. He sent him a sympathetic smile as he passed Jake’s phone to him.

“How long have you been sick?” Bob asked. Jake shrugged.

“I dunno, since this morning. Tash tried to drag me out of bed around nine.”

He winced as a cramp wracked his body.

“Bad idea.”

“I can tell. Uh, well, maybe you should get some more sleep, nap off the bug.”

“That would be good...”

Phoenix and Bob exchanged a look, Phoenix’s fingers running through Jake’s hair while he went back to sleep.

“Did you drug him? I don’t think I’ve ever- is he- he’s out,” Bob whisper-yelled in delight. Phoenix rolled her eyes.

“I told you. He gets a fever and he’s a little like a cat.”

-

Earlier...

“Hey, Bagman, missed you this morning. Roo had the most amazing waffles-”

Phoenix glanced up from the couch and paused, words lost in her mouth.

“Uh- are you okay?”

Coyote had an arm wrapped around Jake’s shoulders, holding him steady as they stumbled toward the couch where she had been falling down the tiktok rabbithole for the better part of an hour. She sat up, holding out her arms and Jake collapsed on to the couch beside her, resting his head on her knee. Phoenix frowned, placing her hand gently on his forehead and her eyebrows shot up at the warmth there.

“Oh, dude, you’re sick...”

“Hmm...”

Jake leaned into her touch, practically melting into the way she ran her fingers through his hair. Coyote nudged her shoulder.

“I’m gonna go and get some supplies, I can’t find any Pedialyte in this place and Rooster is MIA so I can’t ask him or Mav. Hopefully the infirmary will have some otherwise I’ll have to go to the store. Could you-”

“-yeah, I got him Javy. You go.”

“Thanks, Tash. I owe you one.”

“Nah, me and Bagman have been here before, he’s good.”

She squeezed Javy’s hand and he poked Jake’s shoulder, making sure he was listening before he started.

“I have to go get some shit, stay here okay? Tash is with you. Nothing wrong with being sick.”

“Bye, Javy.”

Jake closed his eyes, and Phoenix took that as conversation over. He could sweat out his fever whilst asleep, that would be fine by her. She kept running her fingers through his hair, listening for when he’d actually fall asleep. When a few minutes went by and nothing had happened, she frowned and cupped his forehead again.

“You’re really warm, maybe you should go and have a shower?”

“Don’t want to move.”

By the time Bob came looking for Phoenix, Jake had fallen asleep in her lap and she wasn’t willing to move.

[chdarling]

If you’d like to share, I’d love to hear more about your cat!

I really want one, but my best friend where I live now is incredibly allergic as is most of my immediate family, and that’s just too many important people who wouldn’t be able to visit my apartment for me to get a cat. 😿

I am always ready to talk about my cat hahaha

She is a rescue cat, nearly 11 years old now. She was 2 years old and very ill when I adopted her. 🥺 I accidentally got a long haired cat/fluff factory and she sheds more than any dog I’ve ever owned but I forgive her because look at her toe beans:

Extremely good.

When I adopted her I had never had a cat before and the nice people at the shelter asked me what kind of cat I was looking for and I said, “I dunno I’d like a cat who actually wants to hang out with me I guess” because at that point my perception of cats was that they wanted nothing to do with people and would just ignore you all day, and of course I have since learned this is not true, but the nice people at the shelter went 😈 have we got the cat for you 😈 and what I got was the clingiest cat in existence. This fluffball will not leave me alone. If I am sitting down or even remotely horizontal she is in my lap. Sometimes if she can’t sit in my lap for whatever reason she flying-squirrel-leaps off the bookshelf onto the back of my chair which is very startling and not remotely graceful.

She’s also an asshole to 85% of people who aren’t me, but you know what? Sometimes I want to bite people too. I don’t because I have people pleasing tendencies, but I admire her lack of inhibitions and strong enforcement of personal boundaries.

tl;dr: she’s a very good cat.

[queenofallimagines]

Hey, I gotta say, ur blog is so damn funny, like I can't even😂😂. I'm a black girl myself and most of them I could relate and I really appreciate what u do for writing black girls for the bnha characters. So I saw ur headcanons for the soca dancing, and I was wondering if u could do aizawa , dabi, and overhaul (if u read the manga, if not then maybe shigaraki). Thanks boo😊❤

🥺🥺🥺 omg thanks sis like honestly I had to do it BC I c a n t relate to “I put my long blonde hair into a high ponytail and put on a green dress so my blue green eyes popped”Like *stares in negro* fanfics need seasoning so as always black women gotta do it ourselves

Song:humble-Kendrick Lamar

Aizawa:

- oooooo this gon be a good one

- You’re a fellow teachers at UA

- This sleepy cat man stays late at school to grade papers

- This night he’s not alone

- He hears music he has never heard before

- Sees your classroom door open

- You guys are already dating so he’s no stranger to getting frisky

- Walks in and shooketh

- He’s never seen you move like that

- Wow you are really flexible

- The way you dance got him feeling some type of way

- Walks over and puts his hands on your hips

- “Hello kitten”

- Once y’all start dancing it’s over

- He’s actually really good like not stiff at all

- But not Dominican about to knock you over lmao

- He def makes sure you feel it

- Then things heat up

- He’s tryna bend you over the desk

- Teasing him isn’t a good idea probably

- “You started this; so I’m going to make sure you take responsibility.”

- Hands all over you

- He’s demonstrating his stroke game

- It’s deadly

- Whew

- Turns you around and starts grinding right on you with you in his lap

- He turns it into a strip tease omg

- He about to show you heaven

Dabi:

- if Aizawa was horny then whew

- This ones a mess

- You’re doing recon at a nightclub that’s being scouted out by the yakuza

- It’s a underground African club

- You def don’t care about the mission

- You gon get some jolof rice and relax

- You dancing your ass off when he spots you

- With all the lights and you smiling shit man

- You’ve never looked more hot

- Can’t help but talk over

- “Gunna teach me how to dance doll face?”

- You pull him behind you and start dancing

- Stiff as hell

- He don’t mean to be

- He can’t handle all that ass

- You start guiding his hips kinda

- He’s getting better

- The alcohol loosens him up a bit

- He’s wobbly as hell

- He’s going slow and hard

- You can feel his dick man

- He’s just shut talking all the while

- “You’d look just as good taking it.”

- “Wonder if this angle could make you scream.”

- Biiiiih

- Oh hell nah

- You gon pull his stupid ass into a room and show him mamma ain’t raise no bitch

Overhaul:

- Okay first off I can’t stand this bitch

- I got nothing good to say about him lmao

- But you were minding your own chilling with the league

- He comes in to talk to shiga but he finds you

- Dancing behind the bar not caring

- “You gunna stare or talk bird brain?”

- He’s annoyed BC he has no sense of humor

- Asks where everyone is

- You shrug “mission I didn’t want to go on.”

- In his mind he’s already writing you off

- “What is that nonsense you’re doing?”

- Skrrrrt okay

- First off bitch “wouldn’t you like to know you walking foreskin.”

- You continue to dance BC you don’t care

- Grabbing a bottle of henny(I AM NOT SORRY FOR THAT LMAOO)

- He comes up behind you and grabs a fist full of your ass

- You are Shocked

- Before you can say ANYTHING he pulls you closer and stars moving

- And the fight begins

- Y’all start getting rough and it’s basically a competition to see who can hold out the longest

- He looses

- Slams you against the bar table

- “I’ve had enough of your games; I’m going to show you something even better.”

- Not gunna lie the dick is Lowkey bomb

Shigaraki:

- lmao I had to do our resident virgin gamer

- You and the rest of the league are getting lit

- Toga doing shots

- Spinner milly rockin

- Twice is hitting the dab

- You and dabi dancing

- BC lets be real he’s the one most fit for this BC y’all flirt

- This walking hanjob walks in and is like?????

- “You threw a party,,,, without me.”

- Togas like we didn’t think it was your thing

- He tries soo hard lmao

- He’s drinking shit he don’t even like

- Then out of the corner of his dry ass eyes he sees you

- Throwing it back for dabi like a real one

- He shatters the glass

- “What’s your problem chapped lips?”

- He just glares and pulls you away while everyone is like meh

- “Teach me how to do that.”

- ???? Dance???

- You scared BC he y’all and lanky you could break him with all that

- He’s not afraid tho

- When you throw it back he don’t move

- Literally like twerking on a brick wall

- “You know you have to move right.”

- Moves the tiniest amount

- It’s kinda annoying

- Grab his hands put it on your waist and make him move

- He gets really into it

- Hard immediately

- Grinds his hard dick all on you

- Tried to fuck You on the couch

- You gotta pull him away

- Y’all continue I’m his room

[not-your-damsel]

You cannot tell me Shinsou wouldn’t do this.

You and him have the married, cushy life, you both have your kids and cats and all this man does is film the cats and kids playing with each other. Playtime with the whole family is always his favorite excuse to bust out the camera and record. He’ll never admit it, but he doesn’t have to: you know he treasures these times with the family he’s created with you, something he can always pull out once the nest is empty and the kids go off to become whatever heroes they want to be.

And when that day does arrive, he’s trying to keep it together. The family’s gotten a tad smaller with the loss of one of the cats from when the kids were bitty kiddies, the other frail and old. You both have given the kids everything they could ever need, told them that their quirks didn’t define them and that they can and will achieve greatness in their own right. You both hug and kiss the kids goodbye while you tell them to call every day and that the door to home is always open for them with a clean room and bed that will always be a refuge in times of weariness.

Later that night he wallows into the living room, going to the attic in the closet to pull out an old and worn shoebox that houses a mass of tapes. You’re watching him set everything up, so vintage and archaic looking but the nostalgia of it all is always the best feeling. Hitoshi sits on the couch and turns to you, holding his arm out and open for you to settle into as he pushes play. As you settle into his side, he hugs you, the screen lighting up and you both hearing the most adorable baby peals of laughter as your now adult kids reach out to pet the kittens he had brought home that day. Their little hands touch the silky fur only for them to dart back to their chubby little faces mixed with laughter and wonder.

Tape after tape shows years of both the cats and your kids growing into the fine young adults they’ve grown into and by the 11th tape you feel warm wetness hit the arm draped across his chest. When you look to him, you see he’s crying. Threading your hand that’s behind him into his hair, you pull him in to kiss his temple. “We did good, right? We did right by them?” He asks you. “We did damn good if I say so myself. Damn good. And I couldn’t be more proud of you, Toshi.” He kisses you back on the lips before you both continue watching in teary silence of a house now too quiet.

You both fall asleep on the couch, nest now empty save for one old and frail cat curled into your laps between you both as the sound of your kids voices and their looks change throughout the years as it plays on the television in front of you. Deep down, you know you’re both happy that he took the time to be present whenever he was free to film all these memories and moments you’d never get back in person, but that you could always watch from a time passed.

I’m so soft for this man right now, please don’t mind me 🥺😌

I’m gonna poke you @mxgenderbender because I made this ages ago at this point and now that I’ve crossed it again, I’m thinking I want to expand on this. Thoughts whenever you’re free, 🥺? 🖤

My dad filmed our cats for hours when we were growing up 

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