#I’ve got three days off
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starbuck · 2 years ago
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
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panthermouthh · 1 year ago
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They don’t tell you that 90% of drawing comics is staring at a blank panel and thinking until your brain overheats
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peaches2217 · 4 months ago
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Ah! Nothing like being jolted awake by intense, stabbing pain on one side of my ribs. 🙃
I took an Advil and I’ve got an ice pack on it, and the pain isn’t nearly as intense now; in fact, I really only feel it if I breathe super deep. But like… fuck, man, this Isn’t Good.
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mildmayfoxe · 5 months ago
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i love that this is just normal now. constantly getting texts and phone calls from people trying scam you
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howldean · 11 months ago
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hey why am i crying after a largely successful tuesday. what’s the matter with me
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alxclaremont · 1 year ago
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had an absolute shit day at work, got off of work, remembered lando and oscar’s beef, almost started crying, went on twitter, saw that they ate mcdonalds and played monopoly on the plane back to monaco, almost started crying again, no longer feel like shit thank you and goodnight
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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 2 months ago
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Sometimes I am amazed by the sheer amount of food I can eat
#I was raised and fed by a freakishly strong 6’2” 200 pound Italian man who loves to cook and by god I have an appetite to match#It’s shocking to me when I eat out with people and their plates are so tiny#And most of these people are taller than me#Like I get if you’re under 5’3” and you eat like a bird… but people over 5’9” who eat less than me? How#I’d be eating my arm off if I were that tall#There is no fucking way you’re getting all the nutrients you need#I’m kind of the break room garbage disposal because I get really distressed if there’s leftover food and no one is eating it.#I go on a search and destroy mission until the food is gone because I don’t want it wasted#And no one eats leftovers in my building past day three— it’s tragic!#The only thing I can’t eat a lot of is fast food because I don’t really eat fast food and my stomach is repelled by it#And I feel like I’ve got rocks in there for the rest of the day#But if you set me loose at a Golden Corral during breakfast or an Indian buffet? Oh. OHOHO#But yeah I went up north once to stay with two of my aunts an uncle and my younger cousins (two of whom were teenagers)#and there was a buffet we all ate at#My one aunt is 5’10” the other is 5’8” and my uncle is also probably 5’10” and not a little guy by any means#And of course the two TEENAGERS#You’d think at least ONE of those people would eat a lot right? At a BUFFET?#All of them ate like hummingbirds except for me and it was so awkward#Like I’m not self conscious about how much I eat at all but I was then because I had two mounded plates#and they had like… half a plate each#And I’m not even big I’m 5’5” in boots and slightly built… what is wrong with you people how are you not gnawing at the drywall
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ameagrice · 3 months ago
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adult friendships are literally having to pull out the calendar and negotiate your days off work to hang out
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zippityzap · 1 year ago
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Ever get the urge to do like, five or ten different things simultaneously???
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saturdaymournings · 2 years ago
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ohoho boy tomorrow is gonna be so bad but yanno what I’m gonna be a brave little guy and I’m gonna treat myself to back to back bath days so it’s all gonna be good in the end. Today was so bad today was fucking dreadful but there will be a way !!!!! I have to remember the small joys I have to stay strong
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seilon · 2 years ago
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i got like three different compliments from people today on my customer service and im not gonna lie I greatly enjoy feeling like im winning at Restaurant Host
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waugh-bao · 1 year ago
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lovely-hikari-cosplay · 2 years ago
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Can any Team Money peeps confirm? Did you get a lot of mirror matches?
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milflewis · 2 years ago
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Did you... sleepwrite a fic?
i don’t think u can legitimately call whatever this is a fic lmao. what i think happened is that i’m so tired i am losing track of time and what i’m doing while i’m awake lol
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teaboot · 3 months ago
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Okay okay okay so I’m changing like every recognizable detail of this for privacy purposes but yall need to appreciate this
So I know how to retain CCTV footage, right? It doesn’t come up everywhere but I know my way around- and if someone gets jumped in a parking lot or whatever I can go backwards and see whodunnit
So I’m at this one place, right? And I get a call that an older woman in a wheelchair got hurt somehow and we need to see what happened.
Nobody remembers the exact time, because of course not, but they tell me she was wearing like a massive hot pink jacket and she’s in a wheelchair and she left with a medic round 09:45ish, so I figure I’ll start there.
So I find the incident itself no problem, but they need ALL footage for liability and insurance and stuff, so I have to keep going
And about ten minutes backwards, I lose her. She comes into view past a single shelf on one of the worse cameras and vanishes.
like. VANISHES. Hot pink jacket, big bulky black chair, gonzo. No idea where she came from.
So, I pull up entry cams. Zoom backwards till I see her come in… at like 06:15.
THREE AND A HALF HOURS EARLIER.
So first off, this is gonna take me like two hours minimum to write down, forget retention. And I’m kind of dying in my soul a bit but I start over there, watching her come in and meander and whatever.
At about 08:30ish she disappears.
Doesn’t leave. Doesn’t head to a bathroom. Doesn’t take her coat off. Her trail just stops.
Now, I’ve done this before. Typically, a location only has the mandatory minimum amount of room for a chair or walker to get around, so a person using one can only go forwards and it’s hard to 180. That limits options and makes it easier to follow, whereas a little unattended and fully mobile kid will zoom around in circles and shit and go who the hell knows where.
Then I see her again on the other ass end of the building, and I have to go back again to see how she GOT there.
My guys.
Her two and three-point turns are INCREDIBLE.
She’s popping on the wheels, flip, zoom, she’s out somewhere I didn’t think she could even GET to. I’ve been planning my search for places that fit a wheelchair or least-resistance fast-paths from A to B and she’s like… doing some Tokyo Drift shit.
I don’t know WHY. The whole place is basically completely accessible so long as you put up with having to reverse, but no. No, she goes where she wants.
I’ve been at this for half the day, and I still have no idea where she went for like an hour and a half.
Fuck me, I’m taking a lunch break
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archiebaldo1414 · 1 month ago
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Looooove getting my period seven days early🤪
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