#I’m writing something bout those red shoes rn

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♱ Charlie Mayhew Masterlist ♱

✶ ALL WORKS ARE FEM!READER AND 18+ NO MINORS ✶

Let Me Worship You

After lusting after Father Mayhew for weeks the tension finally breaks in a way you least expected.

Paint It White

Charlie is sick and tired of watching your parents try to set you up with pathetic, little church boys. It’s time for him to remind you who you belong to in the same AU as this Church Mouse Moodboard

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weird asks that say a lot from @julietgiulia​

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? Chocolate 

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Neither

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? Shy, conscientious, perfectionist

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? Glasses

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? All contributors

7. earbuds or headphones? Earbuddies :)

8. movies or tv shows? Movies

9. favourite smell in the summer? Hot soil, flowering plants, fruit and needle trees, post rain, towel after ocean swim, wind through car window driving through forest(ed highway)

10. game you were best at in p.e.? Hockey, soccer, california kickball, high jump and arm hang? 

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Usually oatmeal or millet with omegas, fruit and oat milk or avocado bagel with black pepper and nutritional yeast

12. name of your favourite playlist? A nice mix for ness

13. lanyard or key ring? Key ring

14. favourite non-chocolate candy? Licorice, candied fennel or anise seeds

15. favourite book you read as a school assignment? Les miserables, The thief lord, The cellist of Sarajevo - off the top

16. most comfortable position to sit in? Slumpy posture, one leg over or under the other, knee tuck or apple sauce

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? Hiking boots or black sambas

18. ideal weather? Sunny after rain a little windy

19. sleeping position? No pillow usually on my left or on my back or front with one leg bent 

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? Notebook or notes app

21. obsession from childhood? Fairies and making homes

22. role model? Opa

23. strange habits? Not sure what qualifies as strange

24. favourite crystal? Not really into them but maybe jade or quartz 

25. first song you remember hearing? I turned out a punk or something by Joe Strummer

26. favourite activity to do in warm weather? Backpacking

27. favourite activity to do in cold weather? Cuddling, snowy adventuring, dancing

28. five songs to describe you? Hazel (bob dylan), Planted a thought (arthur russell), Junie (solange), Corridor of dreams (the cleaners from venus), Even cowgirls get the blues (emmylou harris)

29. best way to bond with you? Quality time, presence, care, spontaneity / silly curiousity

30. places that you find sacred? Oma and Opa’s yard and greenhouse, forest, Veluwe, ocean

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? Floral dress, nice earrings with sambas and sweatshirt or hiking boots, wool socks and over shirt, with shorts and tank top

32. top five favourite vines? Fresh avocado is the only one that comes to mind

33. most used phrase in your phone? Yay sweet and or That’s funny

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? Can’t think of any

35. average time you fall asleep? 2am

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? Probably one of those justgirlythings ones here or Fb I have no idea

37. suitcase or duffel bag? Suitcase

38. lemonade or tea? Tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? Lemon tart

40. weirdest thing to ever happen to you at your school? High school - Maybe bear spray yoe evac? authority figure telling me what I was wearing was inappropriate? psych teacher crying in class? Post sec - Tiktok famous boy makes a tiktok of me knitting in psych class? boy crushing steals my textbook just to get me to go to his car so he can return it to me? 

41. last person you texted? Daisy 🌼

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? BOTH

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Hoodie

44. favourite scent for soap? Rose, patchouli, rosemary, lavendar, mint, etc.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Naked 

47. favourite type of cheese? Cashew cheese or if I could brie

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? White nectarine but there are so many to try!

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “She walked with her entire body as if to gain momentum for an event in which her entire body would participate.” - Anaïs Nin (A spy in the house of love)

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? Probably my kid best friend

51. current stresses? Health issues, unstable income

52. favorite font? Freight rn

53. what is the current state of your hands? Coffee shakes

54. what did you learn from your first job? Hundreds of PLU’s, how to pack groceries, how messy and wasteful people are, that everyone should have to do a customer service job in their lifetime, how really great and awful people are, that I shouldn’t let other people’s stresses make me feel like I should be stressed, that quitting is good sometimes

55. favourite fairy tale? The six swans, Vasalisa the wise, Baba yaga, Bluebeard, Rumpelstiltskin, The red shoes, The velvet ribbon, Goldilocks and the three bears, and many many more

56. favourite tradition? Writing letters and cards, dressing up for halloween, celebrating birthdays

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Eating disorder, depression and heartbreak (although these are things I still need to keep being overcome)

58. four talents you’re proud of having? Writing, taking notes, learning about my body, feeling for what resonates

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Heyo, how bout that!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? Nausicaä of the valley of the wind (hayao miyazaki)

61. favourite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Recently found on my Tumblr feed from a book waiting on my shelf: “I want to believe, walking those aimless nights, that I was praying. For what I’m still not sure. But I always felt it was just ahead of me. That if I walked far enough, long enough, I would find it–perhaps even hold it up, like a tongue at the end of its word.” - Ocean Vuong (On earth we’re briefly gorgeous)

62. seven characters you relate to? In no particular order, not long thought out: 1) Sabina (A spy in the house of love), 2) Elio (Call me by your name), 3) Patti (Just kids), 4) Sally (The ruby in the smoke), 5) Camille (Un amour de jeunesse), 6) Dani (Midsommar), 7) Orla (Derry Girls)

63. five songs that would play in your club? I follow rivers - the magician remix (lykke li), JA! (bizzey), Gasolina (daddy yankee), Nice for what (drake), This must be the place - naive melody (talking heads) / love my way (psychedelic furs)

64. favourite website from your childhood? Myscene, Club penguin - those free gaming websites 

65. any permanent scars? A few on my face from tables and my dog, one on my knee from flip flops on a boat launch, a few burns here and there that probably aren’t permanent

66. favourite flower(s)? Always changing, echinacea and yellow roses rn

67. good luck charms? Change on the ground, nice earrings, well worn shoes, spotting flowers or animals

68. worst flavour of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? Cream of mushroom

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? Popped in my head, maybe not the most fun - the flower bud in the centres of apple tree fruiting spurs make the king fruit (the biggest and best apple from each spur) and if you pick the king blossom then all the surrounding blossoms will be bigger and better 

70. left or right handed? Right

71. least favourite pattern? Galaxy?

72. worst subject? Economics

73. favourite weird flavour combo? Miso and apple, blueberries and coconut curry, orange juice and beer (I don't know if its really possible to find a “weird” combo maybe it’s more like “not found in my culture”)

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 5 if 0 is no pain (I don't think I’ve been above 8.5)

75. when did you lose your first tooth? No idea

76. what’s your favourite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? Gnocchi or boerenkool

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? Flowering plants

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Station coffee

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? School id

80. earth tones or jewel tones? Earth

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? I don't think I have much experience with either

82. pc or console? I cannot either way

83. writing or drawing? This is my kryptonite question

84. podcasts or talk radio? Podcasts if I had to choose

84. barbie or polly pocket? Polly pocket

85. fairy tales or mythology? Mythology (stories are linked more)

86. cookies or cupcakes? Cookies

87. your greatest fear? My health issues keep accumulating and getting worse forever

88. your greatest wish? My health issues resolve

89. who would you put before everyone else? Myself, Suzmom or Marleymoon

90. luckiest mistake? Choosing mini school, don't regret it but maybe not the best decision

91. boxes or bags? Bags

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Sunlight and rocksalt lamps

93. nicknames? Ness, nessie, nessa, bean, bear, benjamin, kindje, sweet pea

94. favourite season? Late spring or late summer

95. favourite app on your phone? Flo, Spotify, Google maps, notes, weather, find my

96. desktop background? Santa Catalina Island off the coast of Southern California

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? 7+

98. favourite historical era? I love revolutions and renaissances but all of em have hard times and good times

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Decided to do this off @therandomninjakitty so yay! Very long and probs no one is gonna care but eh whatever

LAST… [1] Drink: Diet Coke [2] Phone call: My dad [3] Text message: My best friend [4] Song you listened to: “Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing" Set It Off [5] Time you cried: Today actually lmao HAVE YOU EVER… [6] Dated someone twice: No [7] Been cheated on: Nah [8] Kissed someone and regretted it: Mmm maybe idk [9] Lost someone special: Yep [10] Been depressed: yepyeahyes [11] Gotten drunk and thrown up: Haven’t been drunk yet LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLORS… [12] Black [13] Navy Blue [14] Dark Red IN THE LAST YEAR… [15] made new friends: uh yeah [16] fallen out of love: yep [17] laughed until you cried: yesterday, making an mmd with Mello from death note to the tune of Kazoo Kid Trap remix (an inside joke with that best friend I always mention) [18] found out someone was talking about you: the naysayers are in a constant state of beration [19] met someone who changed you: Fictional counts right? [20] found out who your true friends are: OH BOI YEP MMMMMMM [21] kissed someone on your Facebook list: ain’t got no fb [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: no fb [23] do you have any pets: four doggos, two cats, bout six horses, yeah I live on a farm how’d ya guess? [24] do you want to change your name: eh I mean not really [25] what did you do for your last birthday: went skating with the gurls. [26] what time did you wake up: 9am [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: making that mello mmd [28] name something you cannot wait for: FOR AYATO TO BE REAL LIKE EXCUSUEEJ MEEIK WHERE ARE YOUOOIIIO? [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: today [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: that embarrassing thing I did like four years ago that no one remembers but that I’m constantly reminded of [31] what are you listening to right now: Sippy Cup by Melanie Martinez [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: He’s like my dad’s great Uncle’s cousin? He’s named tommy so does that count? [33] something that is getting on your nerves: my math teacher 🙃 not even just math in general just HER [34] most visited website: ummm idk usually I use tumblr on mobile as an app and YouTube too so?? Idk if those would count but on my laptop I know I use google docs a lot for writing fics [35] elementary: times were so simple back then cri [36] height: 5'9.5 I know it’s stupid to say half of an inch but that’s what it is 😂 [37] siblings: a brother [38] hair color: Light brown [39] long or short hair: Long [40] do you have a crush on someone: With real people, I won’t admit to myself I have a crush but I tell myself I have certain people that I would accept if they asked me out stupid I know, with fictional characters LMAO IS THIS A QUESTION BAHAHAHA [41] what do you like about yourself: eyes, personality [42] piercings: ears [43] blood type: I don’t know [44] nickname: bug, courtnoo, courtyee (yes I know they’re almost all memes lmao), courts, uhh I have some others but I can’t think of em rn I’ll put them later [45] relationship status: Single but is convincing self that I’m dating fictional ppl [46] zodiac sign: Libra [47] pronouns: She/Her [48] fav tv show: For show, supernatural, for anime, Tokyo ghoul [49] tattoos: Ain’t got none but I wanna get a matching TG one with my bestie, maybe a little tiny Kaneki mask or something? [50] right or left hand: Right FIRST… [51] surgery: when I was like a fuckin baby lmao [52] piercing: ears when I was like two [53] best friend: Her name is Skylar and we’ve been friends since diaper days, we have the same taste in music, love anime and manga, we’re basically the same person except for looks. She’s still my best friend now 😂 [54] sport: my first sport was probably karate [55] vacation: beach [56] pair of trainers: are these shoes, lmao I’m clueless, if so tennis shoes I have no idea RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: CHICKEN NUGGERS NUM [58] drinking: water [59] I’m about to: Make another stupid meme mmd [60] listening to: this question keeps coming up good thing I’m on my playlist lmao, sincerity nature: drastic measure of ignorance [61] waiting for: my manga from amazon [62] want: food, money, ayato [63] get married: it all depends on if I find the right person I guess like i don’t just wanna do it for the sake of being married [64] career: I don’t have an official one yet but you could say I’m a professional fangirl WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: depends on he person. Both can be super awkward and comforting so I guess overall hugs [66] lips or eyes: depends but I tend to like eyes more [67] shorter or taller: I don’t really care I mean I kinda like being taller but people are like “NOUOUOUO UR THE GIRL YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SHORTERR1!1!1” but honestly idgaf about height [68] older or younger: if it’s for relationship I just want people to be about my age [69] romantic or spontaneous: mmm if this is about what I think it’s about I’d say spontaneous [70] nice arms or nice stomach: idk? I guess stomach because I tend to like stomachs to lay on I’m weird af [71] sensitive or loud: tbh idk [72] hook up or relationship: mmm depends but overall probably relationship [73] troublemaker or hesitant: probs troublemaker? Idk HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger: A BOY WHO KEPT ME FROM FLOATING OUT AT THE BEACH WHEN I WAS LIKE THREE OKAY [75] drank hard liquor: nope [76] lost glasses/contact lenses: I wore glasses for a little while but never lost them [77] turned someone down: yeeeah [78] sex on first date?: been on a date, haven’t had sex [79] broken someone’s heart?: I probably have, no wait yeah definitely sorryz [80] had your own heart broken?: YUP [81] been arrested: no but tbh probably should be [82] cried when someone died?: yea, pets, my great grandpa, hideyoshi nagachika [83] fallen for a friend?: uhhhh maybe? Like I got a little crush on this dude but everyone I’ve liked before were my friend anyway DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself?: sometimes I do [85] miracles?: I think it’s just conincedence [86] love at first sight?: maybe like at first sight but not romance level really [87] Santa Claus?: CHILDREN COVER YOUR EARS no [88] kiss on the first date?: hmm depends on how well I knew them before the date [89] angels?: eh idk OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: Skylar [91] eye color: Greenish blue, but my mmd model has purple lmao [92] favorite movie: all my big favorites are sequences (avengers, Star Wars, transformers) so my favorite singular movie is probably milo and Otis, my favorite animated movie is big hero 6