#I’m the freak

[lemon2099]

Need to write a fic about Miguel and his wife being absolutely perverts for each other.

Non-stop touching and kissing and licking and grabbing

[violentjo]

Was thinking about how gross it is that people ship Kurapika and Chrollo but then I remembered my Zevi obsession so maybe I’m the freakazoid

[fluffpuffin]

I like telling different people very small specific things about my identity and leaving it at that. Like none of it is a lie, they just only get little sneak peeks of the freak!

[seasonallydefective]

Or do the first thing and play it up for comedy. Sexy demon who smells like cooked eggs. And the only person who can stand them is the one fucking freak with specific anosmia who can’t smell sulfur.

PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.

Those are real smells.

They smell like farts.

Please know this. I'm begging you.

[cheysu1i]

Gang I think they deserved a Real Hug

[paladinpeterparker]

you know you’re an official fucking freak when you work on your fanfic as a warm-up for writing an academic paper

[doorstoplord]

Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?

[airitree]

Special little Eraserhead baby

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Stoneware, Colored slip, and glaze.

Enjoy <333

Update: Not selling anymore of these but may think of continuing in the future!

[cliopadra]

WE’RE GETTING A SEASON THREE!!!???!!!

[noodles-and-tea]

Cuddly!!

[gothicwill]

Iwtv has the cast of all time. Like you’ll read the script for a scene and it’ll be like “they hold hands here :)” then you watch said scene and Jacob Anderson has Sam Reid’s fingers in his mouth

[acetier]

i'm So Normal about him

((close ups under cut bc idk he's pretty asdsfksdf))

[spidehpig]

Prison/Ex Convict Ghost

Who gets assigned a pen pal while he’s serving time. Gets assigned to someone with a pretty little name. It’s almost endearing how they send him weekly letters sharing tidbits about their life, asking him about his life and his interests. He ignores them all. Every last letter he receives he reads with his nose upturned in distaste.

It isn’t until about the 11th letter that the pen pal program finally peaks his interest… This time his little pen pal sent him a polaroid of themself. And oh aren’t they just a dime… pretty little thing smiling innocently at the camera… He could swallow you whole. Rushes to the library to snag a pen and paper and FINALLY writes you back. He won’t let a pretty bird like this get away from him. Didn’t you mention you liked to cook a few letters ago? Oh he’s smitten now. Stuffs the little polaroid picture of yourself that you sent him into his pillow case so he can sneak it out after hours and fist his cock under the scratchy prison sheets to the image of your pretty smile… Rolls his eyes when Johnny whines and asks if they can share pen pals because he got some old guy as his. He wants a pretty bird sending him sweet letters too :(

Ghost only has 3 more months.. he can’t help but ask your name and where you’re from in his letters back to you. Cataloging every last detail about you so he can find you once he gets out. Pretty little thing should have never sent him such sweet letters in prison if they didn’t want a brute showing up on their doorstep a few months later…

[imposterogers]

realizing the weasel was so protective over the princess because she reminded him of the little girl that he couldn’t save…… I’m sick. I’m SICK!!!!