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[bi-dykes]

Yee Haw 🎀

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

- Modern au where Adora didn’t originally have an undercut bc SW wanted her to look ‘professional’ but she always really liked them (For Some Reason gay), and then she met Glimmer who was like “But it’s YOUR hair?? C’mon, Bow has some clippers and does his own sides sometimes, we can totally figure this out”

- to which Adora answered “OK!” bc undercuts are cool and Glimmer thinks so too and Glimmer is a really pretty girl who short-circuits Adora’s one braincell every time she smiles so of course this is a really super good idea!

- One hour too late Adora realizes that no actually this was a Very Bad idea

- “I can’t go home like this! Half my hair is missing!” / “Adora, it was your hair-” / “IT’S NOT MY HAIR WHEN IT’S UNDER MS. WEAVER’S ROOF!!!” / “Guys calm down, m-maybe you can just say you got some gum stuck in it…?” / “GUM IS FORBIDDEN TOO” /  “IT’S FORBIDDEN???” / “YES” / “WHAT KIND OF MONSTER BANS GUM!?” / “Okay now we’re just getting off topic-”

- Adora wants to try wearing a hat until her hair grows back or she thinks up a good explanation. She won’t have to lie about her hair if Weaver doesn’t even notice it, right?

-Glimmer and Bow assume she’ll try covering up with like a beanie or something similar. Instead Adora goes out and buys…

…a cowboy hat

- “How do I look?” / “Gay cowgirl” / “Perfect!” / “Let me rephrase that- A cowgirl who looks gay because of her undercut” / “Aw heck” / “W, well I think you look great!” / “Glimmer your opinion is valid but also Very bi-ased” / “shut UP bow”

- In the end Adora makes the logical choice to create a report explaining how undercuts are coming into fashion and having one totally won’t ruin her reputation or job opportunities after collage since people will just assume she’s being savvy to the current trends or whatever

- Adora doesn’t actually remember how she ended the report bc she’d drowned herself in caffeine so she could finish it in time with Glimmer and Bow’s help before going home

- She also can’t remember bc at some point she crashed for a while and woke up to Glimmer playing with her hair and gently scratching at her new fuzzy sides

- this was Very Nice and also Distracting 

- Nice feelings wear off soon though and Glimmer tries cheering Adora up by joking: 

- “Just remind Ms. Whatever that you COULD have gotten something really permanent like a tattoo but didn’t!” / “haha yeah… a tattoo, that would be just… I mean they look amazing on you, but……”

“…..” / “…”

- “…. wanna get one next time?” / “YES” / “guys no” / “I WANT A MAGICAL HORSIE ON MY BACK AND SWORD ON MY FOREARM” / “guys-” / “BOW SHE WANTS A SWORD TATTOO A SWORD DID YOU HEAR” / “why was i born... to Suffer..”

- Catra drinking a soda when Adora finally walks in wearing her cowboy hat with undercut and a spit-second later Adora is also wearing most of Catra’s soda

- Weaver hates the undercut and tosses the report away unread but can’t really do anything except ground Adora and forbid her from seeing “that pink menace” again

- (glimmer is THRILLED to be “That Pink Menace” & puts it on all her online profiles)

- Adora takes Weaver exactly at her words and decides she can’t see Glimmer in person for a while BUT can should and totally shall pass notes to her via Bow and set up a shared google doc so they can keep studying flirting with each other every night before bed 

- meanwhile Bow’s phone is exploding with texts from Glimmer 

- apparently seeing your crush with an undercut can make your crush on them Even Worse who knew :) 

- plus the whole flirting-every-night-before-bed thing  

- “Bow help!!!” / “You are beyond help” / “SHE KEEPS SENDING ME SHITTY HORSE MEMES I THINK I’M FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER” / “Then cherish <3″