#I’m sorry it has taken so long

[paiislley]

Hello! Could you draw a Zweilous? please

Please forgive me for not checking my inbox for almost a whole year 🙏😭 Zweilous even brought some flowers 💐

[bubblystinkfreak]

🤳Smile 📸

[remake of that one ppgz art <33]

[purple-obsidian]

Sooooo your ak!jason fics where he’s really really mean and toxic to reader may have inspired me to write a similarly mean but also humbled Jason… and I just wanted to let you know in case I don’t post it because I’m not super confident in it but you deserve to know that your works help inspire other writers

i love to see it. and i hope you find the courage to share it if you do, even if it’s not publicly. you gotta walk before you can run.

and even if you do keep it to yourself, write that self-indulgent shit no matter how weird/cringe. because life’s to short to not get lost in our delusions.

xoxo sid

[bloomvalyria]

okay if i can’t get the chapter out this weekend i will at least post another sneak peek

[tadpolesonalgae]

Anymore cbmthy teasers, updates or crumbs for us 😭🙏🏻🤲🏻

Sooo, I do, actually 👀

These snippets are both taken from fairly near the end but are separate from one another! The first section is reader’s perspective, the second is from Az’s :)

‘He’s looking at you, and you’re looking back, but not into his eyes. His words pass through your mind meaninglessly, and you wonder if you’re real. A strange pressure is wrapping its tingling fingers around your skull, squeezing like you’re wearing a hat that’s a little too tight. It will take a lot of work to fix what you’ve done. A lot of work you can’t manage. A debt that deepens faster than you can repay it. A sink draining faster than you can fill it. Blood cooling faster than you can stop it.

Maybe it would be better to let it cool, for a while.’

‘Azriel glances over to the brewing tea, then blinks when he realises the House has set it on the table within reach. Just one cup, made with milk and sugar—not the way he likes it.

Looking over to the countertop, his mug remains steeping, steam trailing up from the hot liquid. The House seems to be demanding he take her the tea now.

Azriel shifts in his chair. It isn’t a good idea to disturb her again. He’s trying to give her at least these few minutes to herself, before Feyre arrives with Rhys—and that’s a conversation that might very well stretch hours. There’s a lot to discuss, after all. She’ll need her energy, and he’s probably the last person she wants to—

The mug slams down on the table before him, hot liquid spilling over with the force that it was dropped onto the surface.’

[redjukebox]

Me @ my brain: cmon man we gootta focus on this school shit and we gotta do all these things to ensure we’re good for the next quarter and we literally cannot be late or we’re so screwed and we reeeaally have to make an appointment like we’ve had to for the past 3 months pleeeaasee

My brain: ok but like what if Tick Tock constantly feels the need to move around, whether it’s moving his ears, tail, tapping his hoof, or even just talking to make sure that he still can?? Like bro was paralyzed and literally could not move AT ALL for at LEAST a year (at the very VERY least) like that must’ve done SOOOO MUCH DAMAGE OH MY GOD HE LITERALLY COULD NOOOT MOOVE BRO HE WAS 12

[benvoliotheorphan]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve read a comic where Peter and Logan spend years living together with a woman who was introduced in that comic for the express purpose of being Peter’s love interest, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice right?

[iglooracing]

sebchal + dinner party?? Or if you want to ignore the prompt and write something different please feel free!!

it has taken me literal MONTHS to get to the requests in my inbox i’m sorry so i just totally lost motivation to write but i am back to try and tackle more of these. thank you for this, i love this idea of the dinner party, but took a more dinner party prep angle!

here’s something short and sweet, very fluffy, sebchal. seb loves to cook for charles and his friends but hates cleaning up after and needs some “encouragement”…

—————

charles sighs as he sees the mountain of dirty dishes in the sink and on the counter.

“seb!” charles shouts as he walks over to the mess. “seb, company will be here in just over an hour!”

by the time seb shuffles into the kitchen - still not dressed for dinner, which just adds to charles’ annoyance - charles has already started running the water to fill the sink.

“just leave it charles, no one will come in here anyway,” seb tries to reason as he comes up behind charles. “i’ll do it later.”

charles snorts a laugh as he starts to dunk the dishes into the hot and soapy water.

“you mean i will have to do it later,” he replies.

seb replies with a dramatic gasp. “what do you mean?”

“you hate doing dishes.”

“i don’t hate it…” seb starts and charles lets out another laugh. seb can’t help but laugh with him. “i just… prefer to not do them… sometimes…”

“all the time,” charles corrects, turning around to shoot seb a smirk.

“come on, we still need to get dressed,” seb tries as he places his hands on charles’ waist, gently trying to tug him away.

but charles doesn’t budge (no matter how much he wants to). he’s already turned off the faucet and has started washing a sauce pan, up to his elbows in fragrant bubbles.

the soap smells like citrus. or maybe that’s just seb’s cologne that he smells as seb inches closer to him, wrapping his arms around charles’ waist and pressing a kiss to the nape of charles’ neck. it’s alluring.

because seb is the king of distracting charles. if there was a record for quickest time convincing charles to do something, seb would hold that record too.

“we can relax a bit before anyone comes over…” seb tries again, voice soft and gentle next to charles’ ear.

seb’s emphasis on the word relax piques charles’ interest, but he pulls his attention away.

“we might already be dressed and relaxed if you would have started the dishes after you finished cooking half an hour ago,” charles chides, but he tilts his head to the side to allow seb to kiss him below his ear.

seb whines and drops his head onto charles’ shoulder, burying his face in charles’ hoodie.

seb feels warm at his back. if seb stayed holding him like this, charles would gladly finish the dishes… even if seb didn’t help clean up.

after a moment’s silence where charles is actually able to wash a few cooking utensils and bowls, he feels more than he hears seb mumble something into charles��� hoodie.

“what was that, mon couer?” he teases with a soft laugh.

seb picks his head up and rests his chin on charles’ shoulder. “i said okay fine i’ll dry.”

“good idea,” charles praises and he can feel seb smile against his neck before he presses a kiss there.

“and if we finish in the next 10 minutes then maybe you can still help me relax before we get dressed for dinner,” charles says as he hands seb the towel.

“10 minutes?” seb asks as he comes to stand next to charles. “i know i can be quicker than that.”

charles grins and hands seb a measuring cup to rinse and dry.

“prove it,” charles replies with a smirk before bumping his hip into seb’s.

seb laughs and continues drying. “yes sir.”

“good boy,” charles replies without thinking.

neither of them mentions the mixing bowl seb accidentally drops back into the sink in reaction.

[crybaby-bkg]

I think I might take a break from writing on here (quite possible a lie) </3

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

people begging me to do something to make a certain someone happy aren’t taking into account that i hate this person and i will revel in the knowledge that i kept them from getting the most perfect version of what they wanted. in fact i hope they mourn the loss of this for the rest of their life and die unhappy about it

[margaetyrell]

if i suddenly deactivate please know that i’ll be fine and will always carry you in my heart. i’m so sorry i’ve been such a bad friend lately, i still have messages to respond to and i’ve barely been able to check the news. but my entire life is falling apart and to disappear completely will only confirm that my worst nightmare came true and i just cannot go on with my life as i’ve been doing until now. i’ll keep trying my best and perhaps one day we will meet again

[bugmistake]

ive gotta. get it together a little bit i think. holy shit i really did not mean for the tags to get THAT long

[clio-just-clio]

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[kaidabakugou]

going to be a little inactive today, going to celebrate my mom’s birthday but i’ll be back soon, xx ☺️🫶🏽

[miraclemaya]

MADOKA - “I’m thinking I’ll order a beef udon bowl, since Sayaka-chan told me that they make those really good here. What about you, Homura-chan?”

CONSERVATION OF ENERGY - Food needs can be met with an expenditure of 1.23% of total magic. Proceed?

GRIEF SYNDROME [Trivial: Success] - MAGICAL GIRLS THAT IGNORE FOOD ARE OFTEN MORE PRONE TO GRIEF ACCUMULATION. MY ARMS WILL ALWAYS BE WAITING FOR YOU, HOMURA, BUT IT’S IMPORTANT TO BE HAPPY UNTIL THAT DAY. BESIDES, MADOKA WANTS TO EAT WITH YOU. DISAPPOINTING HER WILL FILL YOUR SOUL GEM WITH A HALF A GRIEF SEED WORTH OF DESPAIR.

TEA WITH MAMI-SAN [Legendary: Success] - Sayaka says the beef bowl is good? Maybe go for that. She knows Madoka’s tastes better than anyone — and if Madoka likes something, you will certainly like it too.

“I will have the same as you, Madoka.”

“I’m not feeling very hungry.”

[CALL AND RESPONSE - Medium 10] Come up with an order on your own

CALL AND RESPONSE - [Medium: Failure] - You’ve eaten here before, you’re pretty sure. Was it Loop 32… no, Loop 12..? No, wait, it was on the first Friday of Loop 68. No… that’s not right. You’ve never eaten here before. In a stunning display of incompetence, you have taken Madoka on a date to a restaurant that you have never experienced before.

THE ANGEL - It’s okay, Homura-chan! I don’t mind if you haven’t eaten here before. Remember what real me said, Sayaka thinks this place is good! And even if it’s not perfect, that’s okay, just spending time with you makes me happy.

THE CRAVEN MASSES - Sayaka has raised her blade against Madoka 16 times before. You should leave this restaurant and kill her. It would only take-

FALLING SAND [Trivial: Success] - 1528 seconds on average.

CONSERVATION OF ENERGY - It can be cut down to 1243 seconds with an expenditure of 2.7% of total magic pool.

THE CRAVEN MASSES - Exactly. Do it in front of her family and make it bloody. Kyoko would likely try and stop you, but even she isn’t immune to bullets. And if Mami comes for revenge, well, you know the exact words you could say that would destroy her, don’t you?

THE ANGEL - A-Ah, I think that’s a bit of an extreme reaction, Homura-chan!

HUMAN SHELL - Your heart rate is increasing. Stop that. You have absolute control over your flesh. Act like it.

MOE INSTINCT - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE WE GOING TO ORDER MADOKA IS GOING TO LAUGH AT US

WITCH’S NIGHT - Is… is this a trap? Walpurgis may be defeated, but you know that the stage witch never truly ceases its show. Perhaps this restaurant is a part of the stage?

MADOKA - “Um, are you okay, Homura-chan?”

MOE INSTINCT - OH GOD SHE HATES US

“I’m going to kill myself.”

“I’m so sorry. Would killing myself make you feel more comfortable?”

Isn’t there anything else you can say?

YOU - Isn’t there anything else you can say?

THE DEVIL - Come on, Homura. It’s high time you do it. Really, this is just another in the long, long chain of failures that make up your life. The only way to fix it is to kill yourself.

CLOCKWORK PRECISION - Target: Located on right ring finger. Target is not moving. Chance to hit: High. Plan: Retrieve pistol. Aim pistol at ring. Pull trigger.

THE ANGEL - Oh my god, please do not do that!

"I am going to kill myself."

"I'm so sorry, I'll kill myself if it makes you feel better."

"I'm so sorry. Should I kill myself?"

There. There has to be better options than this.

YOU - There. There has to be better options than this.

MOE INSTINCT - I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE. THE ONLY RECOURSE IS IMMEDIATE SUICIDE. THAT’S THE ONLY WAY MADOKA WILL LOVE YOU AGAIN.

"I am going to kill myself."

"I'm so sorry, I'll kill myself if it makes you feel better."

"I'm so sorry. Should I kill myself?"

YOU - “I’m going to kill myself.”

MADOKA - Madoka’s face twists, her eyebrows raising slightly in shock. Whatever response she was expecting, it was clearly not this.

GRIEF SYNDROME [Challenging: Success] - IF MADOKA WAS A MAGICAL GIRL, HER SOUL GEM WOULD FILL BY A QUARTER HEARING YOU SPEAK THOSE WORDS. THAT WAS CRUEL, HOMURA.

MOE INSTINCT - WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?

MADOKA - “I’m so sorry, Homura-chan. Please don’t do that. I… I really care about you and so does everyone else.” Madoka’s eyes fill with tears as she speaks. She hugs you.

DAMAGED MORALE -4

CALL AND RESPONSE [Trivial: Success] - Quick, tell her you were making an edgy joke that didn’t land. You’ve gotten away with that before, you’re pretty sure.

SPACE-TIME MASSACRE - Twelve quarter shifts left and two up from your current space-time position, and there’s a Japan that it’s actually illegal to not commit suicide in.

FALLING SAND - You’ve been seated for 5 minutes and 32.5 seconds already and still have not ordered. Mami has requested your presence at her apartment in 3.4 hours from now.

TEA WITH MAMI-SAN - She wants to help you find a hobby. She’s really worried about you, you know.

STRINGS OF FATE - You can feel Madoka’s heart beat in sync with yours as she holds you. Everything will be alright, as long as you follow the beat.

THE ANGEL - Yeah! It’s okay Homura-chan. Just explain what’s been going on and Madoka will understand. And then order something, it’s important to eat a full meal!

YOU - “Ah, sorry Madoka. I was… overwhelmed with choice, and my… brain spit out the first thing it thought. I am not planning on killing myself.”

MADOKA - “Um, I think we should probably talk about this more, Homura-chan….”

CALL AND RESPONSE - Ask her a question to change the topic. It’s worked in three different loops, it should work here.

RATIONALITY COMPLEX [Trival: Success] - Ask her if she wants to try anything else and then order that for yourself. This will accomplish your goal of deciding on what to order, as well as showing Madoka that her desires are important to you.

YOU - “Is there anything else you’d like to try, Madoka? We can share our dishes.”

MADOKA - “Uh, okay Homura-chan. Maybe get some tempura?”

Order 10000 yen worth of tempura

Order 1000 yen worth of tempura

Order 100 yen worth of tempura

YOU - “Excuse me waiter, give me 10000 yen worth of tempura.”

HUMAN SHELL - Calories and magic are just two different types of fuel. Feed me and control me.

THE ANGEL - T-that’s probably too much, Homura-chan. Maybe you can sneak some into your cool shield, though!

MADOKA - Madoka doesn’t say anything, but her eyes do bulge out slightly. She gives you a gentle pat on the shoulder and smiles at you.

HEALED MORALE +1

RATIONALITY COMPLEX - Displays of wealth like this can broadcast value to potential mates. This will increase your value in Madoka’s eyes, furthering along one of your goals.

THE ANGEL - I think you should just focus on enjoying the food, Homura-chan. Take a break, everything is okay.

Thank you.

Why don’t you hate me?

YOU - Why don’t you hate me?

THE ANGEL - Because I care about you, Homura-chan! And besides, you hate yourself far too much already.

Thank you.

THE ANGEL - You’re welcome! Now, please, enjoy your meal with real Madoka. She loves you a lot too, you know.

[justletmereadmycomics]

I WANT TO MAKE FRENCH FRIES WITH YOU

YIPPEEE