#I’m so smart I swear

[toohottohoot]

I just realized the whole “snap twice” thing was a reference to the addams family song

[mickules]

Are you gonna tell me

I fully failed to queue all those artfight posts?

So I’ve just been SILENT for like a whole month again???

ouuughhh I'm perfectly normal about this.

[green-tea217]

when the friend crush so massive it looks like an actual crush

[tired-biscuit]

why are people asking me to write shikamaru

i literally write about the two biggest idiots of the group who MAYBE get the chance to share custody of a single brain cell from time to time and they’re asking me to write about megamind 3000 lmao

[velarisdusk]

god i hate the narrative that cassian is just some dumb bumbling brute and it’s all sarah janet’s fault with acosf. like idk abt yall but i remember him being pretty well spoken before that book?? like i remember my voice for him while reading was like,, not quite regal but like NICE IDK, and during sf bc of the way he was speaking it turned into like,, a bimbo jock idfk

and i mean he literally studies and implements war strategy for a living, that’s his life’s work, that takes BRAINS. and listen, have we seen things go wrong on that front more often than not? sure, yes. but i urge you to remember that the war against hybern and the queens was unprecedented for ALL of them. they’d never fought in anything as batshit as that before, sure the War, BUT WAS THE CAULDRON IN PLAY?? NO

ON TOP OF THAT, a point i’ve seen many times is that he literally helped feyre process her trauma SO WELL in acomaf, and you mean to tell me he had to be TOLD nesta, HIS MATE, was scared of fire??? when he literally saw her flinch and wince every time they were around fire?? be fucking for real dude.

in short, sjm i don’t know what you did with the real cassian, but bring him back right the fuck now. i don’t like the dumbass you brought in that you’re trying to pass off as him

[deathsmallcaps]

I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.

Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.

[dsm--v]

i have amazingly hilarious and intelligent post ideas and then as soon as i log onto tumblr dot com i get distracted and lose them

[coconut530]

🫥

[theydontknowimacrab]

love how it always causes a problem when someone finds out daredevils identity but like. dude. He speaks to someone once and he’s like “alright there’s something you should know” if it’s such a big deal when someone finds out, maybe don’t tell literally everyone.

Ben Urich says it right here perfectly

[jobey-wan-kenobi]

IT’S WALZ

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

When I was a kid my mom wouldn’t let us watch SpongeBob cause it “destroyed your brain cells”. I was instead raised on tv like Scooby Doo, Doctor Who, Robin Hood, Avatar the Last Airbender, and Star Wars. These taught me things like: humanity is capable of great compassion and mass atrocities, the rich and powerful care for none but themselves and will doom the world in the long term if it means they benefit from the short term, fascism bides its time in a politician’s smile, just because someone is born different doesn’t mean they were born wrong, standing up to oppression is always right, it is always morally correct to rebuke laws created from injustice, knowledge is important but not everyone will teach the truth.

As a result I read/listen to audiobooks/lectures often, I do everything I currently can to stand up to injustice, I don’t platform shitty people, I do my part in helping keep folks and the earth safe (i.e. masking), amongst other things

My mother however praises the rich, platforms grifters, takes the “both sides” approach to almost everything, and thinks masking leads to mass violence

My only conclusion to this is that she stayed up every night watching SpongeBob and idealized Mr krabs’ work ethic

[placeinthisworld]

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[reggie-the-inferi]

some1 called me smart 2day in school n that really did smth to my ego

[pinkhairandpronounsboy]

They say violence is not the answer.

They’re right. Murder is.

[erotetica]

I usually think of tolkien elfs as socially androgynous bc. I’m tired BUT elfsogyny is interesting in 2 ways:

a) rule 63 maedhros/fingon au where where another way feanor is ‘heretical’ is he’s a bad girl-dad. Like. He married a freewheeling bra-burner & he lets his 7 daughters do whatever. Finwe doesn’t sign executive orders 2 let his other kids do whatever so for public favor/their political careers, the nolofinwions r living more conformist. Fingon’s introduction to princessing is gendered in a way she does not like. Haus Feanor, as always, likes to eat nettles for fun and profit so r63 maedhros is still just. A senator. Fingon thinks she’s soo feminist until she doesnt. It’s just The Rise and Fall of Girlboss Culture: the fic

b) rule 63 au where celegorm is the only daughter of feanor, is raised essentially as miriel 2, & bc following Orome is a masculine pursuit she is apprenticed to Vaire. Bc celegorm is the butch version of hannibal lecter all the time, and bc spiders also weave, she discovers an ungoliant cult in the avathar. Something something she helps Luthien escape from nargothrond. Something something she makes Luthien’s magic jacket Because They’re Friends, but she weaves dark magic into it because she like, can. Something something the spiders in nan dungortheb eat beren and luthien. Gender Roles Have Far-Reaching Bad Outcomes For Everyone: the fic

[oldmanfuckerbrigade]

Consider this a spiritual successor to my Re-Animator Youtubers post, but boy howdy do I love being part of niche ass fandoms that have a surface level audience of cishet guys in their 30s who’s experience with nuance in media starts and ends with knowing Raleigh wasn’t really the main character of pacrim. I’m fighting for my life in these fucking YouTube comments.