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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 2

Rose: “Hello, world, and welcome back to Sims Big Brother! (What was that? Oh, okay.) Sorry, welcome back to Sims Big Brother, Bitch!  Last time, we met our fourteen houseguests, and Cole was the winner of the Head of Household competition. Who will he nominate, and who will win the veto competition? Find out right now on Sims Big Brother, Bitch!

Cole: “So, I just won HoH, and I’m totally hyped. I get to pick two people to go home, and I’m totally safe this week. It’s like I’m living the dream up in here.”

“This is definitely not what I had in mind when for my HoH room...”

“Well, beggars can’t be choosers, I guess. The room is pretty big.”

“And the bed is decent, I guess. Better than what everyone else gets.”

“Eh, I guess it’s alright. Better than being a Have-Not.” *The door opens* “Huh?”

Bebe: “Oh. What are you doing in here?” Cole: “Me? I’m HoH, princess, this is my room. And only my room, might I add.” Bebe: “Hmph. I wasn’t under the impression that this room was exclusive or something.” Cole: “Have you seen the show? That’s pretty much the exact purpose of it.”

Bebe: “Well, that’s stupid. I feel like this room should be given to the prettiest one here. Not some meathead jock like you.” Cole: “Are you kidding me? You realize I can put you on the block and send you home, right?”

Bebe: “Aww, you’re so cute! You think I’m gonna be going home if you put me on the block!” Cole: “I wouldn’t get so cocky if I were you...” Bebe: “You’re just worried that I’m gonna stay and end up targeting you next week!” Cole: “What!? That’s probably the least of my worries right now. Unless you somehow win the veto or something, I’m placing my bets that you’re going home 100% this week. I’ll see you at the nomination ceremony, okay, princess?” Bebe: “Lovely! I’m quite looking forward to it~”

Cole: “This whole time I’m thinking: “Is this girl serious right now?” I don’t know why she feels the need to start this whole petty drama night one. I swear, I’m gonna do everything that I can to get her out this week. I wanna wipe that smug grin off of her face.”

Bebe: “Tata for now, big boy~ Can’t wait for my supposed eviction!”

Cole: “God, she’s horrible. Rich girls like her are all the same.” *The door opens once again...* Cole: “I swear, if this is someone else coming to argue...”

Teddy: “Hey, Cole! It’s me, Teddy!” Cole: “Oh, hey, man. What’s up?”

Teddy: “I just wanted to come and congratulate you on winning HoH! You did awesome, man.” Cole: “Oh, thanks, I guess.” Teddy: “You doing okay, man?” Cole: “Yeah, it’s whatever. Just kinda pissed off.” Teddy: “Well, don’t worry! I’ve got an idea that’ll cheer you up!”

Teddy: “Okay, so this is a little embarrassing to admit, but I totally have a man crush on Cole. He’s athletic, he’s pretty smart, and he’s cool, too... Not that I’m gay for him or anything, but uh... I just really wanna work with him. That’s it.”

Teddy: “So, what I was thinking was that the two of us should secretly team up. Y’know, I scratch your back, you scratch mine? We keep each other safe, and play for each other.” Cole: “So like a Final 2 deal?” Teddy: “Yeah, sure! Since it is just the two of us... What do you think?”

Cole: “I could see that working out. We’re both pretty strong and smart, we could have a shot at this.” Teddy: “Okay, but uh... keep it lowkey, okay?” Cole: “Lowkey? Why?”

Teddy: “Well, if people found out that two of the strongest guys in the house were working together... let’s just say that’d put a huge target on our back...” Cole: “Whatever you say, man.”

Bebe: “Honestly, that whole thing with Cole was to get him to underestimate me. Yeah, I’m gonna end up on the block for it, but I’m smarter than these houseguests think I am. I can pull through. I just need to keep up this snotty rich girl act, so the whole house doesn’t see me as a threat. It’s a solid strategy, right?”

Leon: “So, are you nervous about nominations, Stella?” Stella: “Definitely. I really don’t wanna go up this early on. I’m worried Cole’s gonna see me as a weak player and put me up on the block.” Leon: “Same. I was the first out in the HoH competition, so people here definitely think I’m the weakest link.” Stella: “But, I mean, if you’re weak, they’re gonna want to keep you, right? Because they know they can win against you.”

Leon: “Yeah, you’re right. I’ve seen people get evicted before for being strong and weak, so I guess it just depends on what Cole’s mindset is. How’s the drink, by the way?” Stella: “It’d be smarter for him to get out some of the stronger players first. Especially Bebe. She lasted until the end, and she’s kind of a jerk, too. I heard Cole talking with Teddy last night about how she just came into his HoH room and bitched at him. Not a smart move, in my opinion. Also, the drink is really good. Thanks!” Leon: “Yeah, Bebe’s definitely not... the easiest to get along. She’s got that whole stereotypical rich girl about her. Pretty, but mean, and only cares about herself. She seems to be playing to win, though.” Stella: “No kidding. Most people don’t normally go so hard for the first HoH.”

*The door opens*

Pat: “Oh, good are we talking about Bebe in here? I swear, that girl really gets on my nerves.”

Pat: “Mind if I join you guys?” *Stella and Leon look at each other* Stella: “Oh, uh... sure, Pat.”

Leon: “I really do love Pat with all of my heart, but...”

Stella: “Y’know, Pat is really sweet, but... she can be a bit...”

Leon: “She’s definitely obnoxious.”

Stella: “She just kinda... doesn’t shut up. Sorry! If you’re watching this in the future, Pat, I really don’t want to be mean to you!”

Pat: “I swear, that girl is always getting on my nerves, all she does is complain and complain! It’s, like, girl are you serious? This is a game, no one’s gonna be comfortable here, because we’re all scared we’ve all got a chance to go on the block, and we’ve all gotta stay in this house for however long......” *Leon and Stella give each other a look as they start to tune her out.* Leon: (Does she ever shut up?) Stella: (Leon, come on, don’t be rude) Leon: (It’s just... once she starts, she can’t stop... I wouldn’t mind if she went home this week...) Pat: “Hey, are you guys even listening to me?? I can see you whispering over there!” Leon: “Oh, yeah! We’re listening, Pat!”

Pat: “So, anyways, I was saying...” Stella: (*sigh* Here we go again....)

Louie: “So, since entering the house, I feel like me, Eddie, and Newt have been getting along pretty well. We’ve pretty much just been playing cards nonstop, but I think we’ve gotten to know each other pretty well. It definitely helps keep our mind off of the nomination ceremony that’s looming over us...”

Eddie: “Alright, fellas, lemme ask you something: out of every girl in this house, which one do you think is the hottest?” Newt: “Eddie, you dog, man. How am I supposed to choose just one?” Eddie: “Right? What do you think, Louie?” Louie: “God, do I have to choose? I guess.. Leah. She looked pretty hot in that bikini yesterday.”

Leah: “Ew, don’t talk about me like that.” Newt: “Maaan, you just got busted!” Louie: “Shit, uh, sorry, Leah. Didn’t mean it that way” Leah: “Yeah, sure. What are you guys playing? Mind if I join?” Eddie: “Not at all, girl. Come take a seat!”

Leah: “So, who do you guys think is going up?” Newt: “Pat and Bebe, hands down. They’re the only ones who have done anything worthy of being put up on the block, in my opinion.” Eddie: “Damn, not Bebe! She’s one of the hottest ones here!” Leah: “You know that a woman’s attractiveness shouldn’t mean whether they get to stay or not...” Eddie: “Pff, I’d rather have someone who’s good to look at than some fat old lady.”

Leah: “You’re gross. But, yeah, you make a good point, Newt. With Bebe blowing up at Cole last night and Pat just generally being... obnoxious, I can’t see Cole wanting to put up anyone else.” Louie: “We’ll see, though. So long as it isn’t me or one of you guys, I don’t really care who goes up.” Eddie: “Same here, man. If one of you guys is up there and I win veto, I’ll definitely take you down.”

Cole: “Hey, guys, it’s time for the nomination ceremony.” Eddie: “Be there in a sec, man. C’mon, let’s wrap this up.”

....

Cole: “Welcome to the very first nomination ceremony of this season. As the Head of Household, I must nominate two houseguests for eviction this week, as well as choose three Have-Nots.”

Cole: “My first nomination is.......”

Cole: “Bebe.” Bebe: “Hah. I already knew that.”

Cole: “My second nominee is...”

Cole: “Pat.” Pat: “Huh? Well, whatever you say, I guess...” Cole: “Could the two of you please take a seat.”

Cole: “Bebe, I have nominated you, due to you complaining about everything, fighting with me, and being kind of a jerk to everyone. You were also the runner up in the HoH competition. Pat, I have nominated you due to receiving multiple complaints from houseguests about how loud you are, and how you don’t shut up.” *The houseguests chuckle.* Cole: “ Additionally, I have chosen Bebe, Rhea, and Teddy to be Have-Nots. And with that, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

Bebe: “Guess who got nominated! At least I get to play in Veto! Now, I just need to act all pissed, and everyone will think I’m just a dumb brat!”

Bebe: “This sucks! Why should I be nominated against Pat!? I mean, she obviously deserves to go home more than I do!” Rhea: “Yes, it is quite the dilemma, isn’t it? You have my vote, though. I’m sure most people want Pat out, anyways. She’s like a hyena. She’s loud, always cackling, and never shuts up. I would love to see her go home.” Bebe: “Same. All I can say is, the minute I win Head of Household, Cole’s gonna be on that block.”

Bebe: “I mean, who does he think he is!? Nominating me  of all people!? Doesn’t he know that my dad can sue him at any minute? He’ll regret this.” Rhea: “I’m sure he will.”

Sarah: “Is everything alright in here? I could sense some bad auras when I was in the kitchen.” Rhea: “Ah, yes, everything is fine, Sarah. Bebe was just venting to me about being nominated. Bebe: “It’s stupid! I just don’t get why he’d want to nominate me!?”

Sarah: “Bebe, listen to me. I had a vision, right after he nominated you. I saw someone going home. It was hard to tell, but I knew it wasn’t you.” Bebe: “So, I’m not going home?” Sarah: “I don’t believe so. My visions are never wrong.” Rhea: “That doesn’t mean you can just lay around, though. If you don’t win Veto, you need to campaign as hard as you can. But, you’re off to a good start. It seems you have two votes to stay already.” Bebe: “You’re right. I’m not gonna go without a fight. Cole can’t send me home so easily.” (The next day.)

Rose: “Hello, houseguests! It’s almost time for the Power of Veto competition! But first, we need three randomly selected houseguests to play. These houseguests will be...”

“Leah, Stella, and....”

“Eddie! Please get ready for the Veto competition, and good luck to you all!”

Sarah: “Hello, houseguests, and welcome to the BB Art Gallery, the destination of your very first Veto competition!”

“Inside the room next to you, you will find several posters hung up on the wall.”

“Each wall has the posters arranged in a specific order.”

“Your goal for this competition is to recreate each wall exactly in your own room. You will have a minute to observe the posters on the walls.”

“Each room has its own box, containing every poster you need. You will have 30 minutes to arrange the posters into the exact positions they were in the room. Once 30 minutes has passed, the person with the most correctly placed posters will be the winner!”

Sarah: “Are you ready to play Poster Perfect!?”

Pat: “I feel like people are going to underestimate me in this competition. They think that just because I’m the oldest one here, I’m not gonna be able to memorize some posters, but they’re mistaken. For my old mind, I’ve got quite a sharp memory!”

*The houseguests carefully observe the posters in the room, taking note of which poster is where.*

*One minute passes*

Sarah: “Alright, houseguests! It’s time for you to head to your rooms to decorate your own room!”

“On your marks!!! Get set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*The houseguests scramble to grab their posters out of their boxes*

Leah: “Okay, I definitely know that these two were next to each other. But where do the others go...?”

Pat: “Alright, I’m definitely sure that this is where these go. 100%.”

Cole: “God, I’m really just winging this, aren’t I? This is harder than I thought.”

Bebe: “Ugh, I can’t remember which poster overlapped which... Can I go back and look at that room again?”

Eddie: “Already got a whole wall done! Nice going, Eddie.”

Stella: “*sighs* This is so nervewracking. It’s been ten minutes and I’ve only hung up a couple posters... There’s still so many left in the box. There’s no way I’m winning this.” Sarah: “Houseguests, you now have fifteen minutes to complete the challenge.” Stella: “Crap, only fifteen minutes!? I’ve just gotta throw these up there, I guess...”

Pat: “Alright, halfway done and I already have two walls almost finished. This’ll be cake!”

Cole: “God, I really have no idea what I’m doing, do I? Let’s just hope I get lucky here...”

Bebe: “Alright, let’s just make some finishing touches on this wall, and...” Sarah: “Houseguests!!! Please pin up your last poster and meet me outside where we will tally your scores!”

Sarah: “Welcome back, houseguests! It’s time to find out what your scores are! Let’s start with... Eddie!”

“Eddie, out of a possible 17 points you earned....

7!” Eddie: “Eh, not too bad. Could’ve done better.”

Sarah: “Bebe, you’re next! The score to beat is 7! Out of 17 points, you got...

14! This means you are currently in the lead” Bebe: “Yes! Take that, Cole!”

Sarah: “Stella, you’re next. In order to be in the running to win Power of Veto, you must have more than 14 points. Out of 17 points, you got....

3.” Stella: “Oh, okay. At least it wasn’t 0 like I thought....” Sarah: “Since your score was lower than 14, you are not eligible to win.”

Sarah: “Pat, you’re next! In order to be in the running you must have more than 14 points. Out of 17 points, you got........

17! A perfect score! This means you are currently the holder of the Power of Veto!” Pat: “Hah! Yes!!”

Sarah: “Leah, in order to move onto a tiebreaker round to win the Power of Veto, you must have a perfect score. Out of 17 points you scored....

16! Aw, so close!!” Leah: “Aw, man! I almost did it, too...”

Sarah: “And last but not least is our current Head of Household: Cole! In order to move onto a tiebreaker round, you must have a perfect score. Out of 17 points, you got....

8!” Cole: “Guess I better start thinking of a new nominee, huh?”

Sarah: “Congratulations, Pat! This means that you are the winner of the Power of Veto!”

Pat: “Oh my God, I did it! I won something!!” Leah: “Congrats, girl!” Stella: “You totally deserve it!”

Bebe: “Hmph... that should’ve been my Power of Veto...”

Next time, on Sims Big Brother, Bitch, find out who Cole will put up as his replacement nominee, and who will be the first evicted from the Big Brother house! It’s all here on Sims Big Brother, Bitch!