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Sims Big brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 3

Rose: “Hello, world, and welcome to another episode of Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Last time, Cole nominated Bebe and Pat for eviction, and Pat won the Power of Veto competition! Keep watching and find out who will replace her, and who the first evictee of the season is!”

Teddy: “So, Cole. Who were you thinking about replacing Bebe with?” Cole: “I’m not 100% sure, but I’m probably gonna go with--

“Leah. She’s got a really good social game so far. Everyone likes her, so I don’t think people will send her home. I really just want someone who’ll send Bebe home.”

Teddy: “Smart thinking, man! You’re like a genius!” Cole: “Oh, uh.... thanks. You wanna go talk to her? See how she feels about the whole thing?” Teddy: “I-I’d love to! I’m on it right now!” Cole: “You’re the best, Ted.”

Cole: “I’ve discovered that Teddy has an.... undying loyalty to me. Not too sure why, but I’m not gonna complain! I can basically just get him to do all my bidding for me, and I don’t have to worry about the consequences. He’s like a dog or something.”

Leah: “You better watch out, nerd, you’re going down!” Louie: “That’s what you said the last 3 rounds, and you still lost.” Leah: “Pff, shut up!”

Leah: “Ha, gotcha!” Louie: “Nice. You finally got a point! Think you can get 8 more to catch up to me?”

*Teddy walks into the room Teddy: “Hey, Leah, can I talk to you for a minute?” Leah: “Sure, man, what’s up?”

Teddy: “Here, come sit with me. It’s about veto.” Leah: “Yeah, give me just a minute.”

Leah: “So, as soon as Teddy tells me he needs to talk about Veto, I’m immediately suspicious. Why would he need to talk unless he’s gonna put me up? I mean, if I’m being honest, I’d rather he not tell me about it, just so I don’t have to think about it all day...”

Teddy: “So, this is kinda awkward, but I just wanted to ask you with...” Leah: “Going up on the block? You’ve gotta convince me first, man.” Teddy: “Right... and I was gonna say that me and Cole were talking about the whole thing, and we’re definitely sure you’ve got the votes to stay.”

Leah: “Oh, really? How can you be so sure? For all I know, everyone hates me and you guys are just trying to backdoor me.” Teddy: “Are you kidding? You’ve got a great social game, everyone here loves you. We wanna keep you here, we know if we put you up, Bebe’s gonna go home. Take this risk. Please? Me and Cole wanna work with you, and we’re gonna help you stay here. We’ll keep you safe as long as we can. The three of us will be solid.” Leah: “I gotta say, that is pretty convincing. I’ll think about it, but I’m gonna work my ass off to get the votes if you guys end up putting me up.

Teddy: “Perfect! I promise 100% that you’re a pawn. We just need you to send Bebe home. I have faith that you can do it.” Leah: “Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. See you at the ceremony, then...”

Pat: “This is the Veto Ceremony. As the holder of the Power of Veto, I have the ability to remove one nominee from the block.”

Pat: “And with this power, I have decided to remove.....”

“Myself. Obviously. This means that Cole, you must nominate someone else.”

Cole: “Sheesh, alright...”

Cole: “Well, this decision was really hard for me. I spent a lot of time after Veto thinking about it, but ultimately I’m going to go with....”

“Leah. I don’t intend on sending you home this week. I know you have a really good social game, and I know you’ll have the votes to stay this week, so if you’d please take a seat...”

Leah: “No hard feelings, man. We’re cool.”

Cole: “My final nominees this week are Leah and Bebe.”

Pat: “And with that, this veto meeting is adjourned. Thank you.”

Louie: “Man, it sucks that you’re up the first week...” Leah: “Eh, I’m over it. I’m just gonna make sure that I, like, campaign with everyone, y’know?” Louie: “Yeah, I gotcha... I’ll be sure to check who everyone’s voting for, make it 100% sure you’re gonna be staying.”

Eddie: “Yeah, girl, we got your back. I’m pretty sure everyone wants Bebe to go home. She’s been nothing but rude and annoying, even if she’s pretty hot...” Louie: “You’re a pig.” Eddie: “Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bein’ a pig, man!”

Louie: “Right.... Anyways, Leah, do you know who’s votes you have for sure this week?”

Leah: “Well, I know I’ve got you guys and Teddy this week. That’s three. I still need 3 more, though. I’m sure I can convince Pat and Stella, too. Not too sure who else, but I’ll test the waters. Check stuff out, y’know?” Louie: “Gotcha. You might wanna start with Newt. We’ve been getting along pretty well, and I told him I really wanted to save you.” Leah: “Yeah, definitely. I’ll go see how he’s doing now, actually...” Louie: “Good idea.”

Leah: “I’ll see you around.” Louie: “Definitely. Good luck.”

Bebe: “So, of course I’m still on the block, but if I’m being honest, I’m not worried at all. Sure, it might sound cocky, but I’m gonna bust my freakin’ butt to stay this week, and I’m gonna do whatever it takes. It’s gonna be a 6-5 vote, but I swear I’m staying. And besides, I have the perfect allies to help me.~”

Rhea: “Good evening, ladies, and thank you for joining me here. As we all know, Bebe is on the block, but I have a plan to save her. I have spoken to each of you before individually, but I believe the four of us would be an extremely strong unit. An alliance, if you will. Each of us has unique, important strengths that will definitely lead to a strong alliance. Sarah, you seem to have great foresight in this game, while I fancy myself a good strategist. Chloe, you have a good spirit and social game so far, while Bebe, you have competition prowess. What do you three think? In or out? Chloe: “I’m definitely in!” Sarah: “All signs point to yes!” Bebe: “I suppose I’d be interested. I mean, we are saving me after all.”

Rhea: “Fabulous! Now before I begin, would anyone like to suggest a name? I’ve racked my brain, but couldn’t think of anything.” Sarah: “I’ve got it! The Fortune Tellers! Because the fortune of anyone going against us is going home!” Rhea: “Mm, I’m not quite fond of that... Does anybody have anything better?” Sarah: “I thought it was good...”

Bebe: “I’ve got it! The Royals! Since we’re, like, the royalty of the house or whatever. Rhea, you’re the queen, Sarah’s like our magician, telling the future or something, Chloe’s the knight that’ll defend us and stuff, and I’m the princess! Perfect, right?” Sarah: “Umm, I dunn--”

Rhea: “I would say that is acceptable. Is everyone else okay with being a ‘Royal’?” Chloe: “Sounds great to me!” Sarah: “I guess... I liked my idea better...”

Rhea: “So, anyways, back to business. We are currently working on Operation: Save Bebe. We need at least six votes in order to send Leah home. We already have three votes here, so we need three more. I’m sure Leah is already campaigning for votes, so we need to go fast.  This means each of us needs to talk to one person and secure their vote against Leah. I don’t care if they’ve already said they’re voting to keep Leah, you need to convince them otherwise. Personally, I will be talking to Newt. Who will you be speaking with?”

Chloe: “Just this week, Doug and I have been getting along pretty well. We’ve been bonding over talking about, like, video games and comics and nerdy stuff like that. I’m pretty sure if I brought up voting, he’d be pretty easy to convince.” Rhea: “Perfect. And you, Sarah?”

Sarah: “Well, I had a brief communication with the spirits, and they told me that Leon was still undecided on who to vote for. Sooo, I guess I’ll talk with him.” Rhea: “That was simple enough. Is there anything else for us to discuss?” *Silence* Rhea: “Then I guess we’re done here. Have a good night, ladies, and don’t tell anyone about this alliance. Or else I will have your heads. Good night.”

Eddie: “So, it’s week one, and as far as I’m concerned, there are probably fifteen different alliances in this house, and I’m in none of them. That’s why I gotta take initiative! I called up a couple different people to make a total power alliance. Heh, we’re gonna dominate this game.”

Eddie: “So, welcome, everyone! I have called all of you in here today to propose an alliance.” Teddy: “An alliance! Hooray!” Eddie: “Yeah, anyways. I decided to form an alliance with all of y’all because you’re pretty much the coolest people here. Everyone else is a total loser, you know? With our powers combined, I’m 100% sure we can beat all of them and come out as the final six.

Cole: “You sound pretty confident about this whole thing. How are you so sure we can make it to top six together?” Teddy: “Yeah, how are you so sure? How do we know this isn’t a set up?” Eddie: “Okay, listen, it isn’t that serious...”

Eddie: “We’re all gonna make it to final six, because we’re all super great player, and I know we can win competitions to shut everyone out, okay? Now are you guys in or out? Do you wanna lose, or do you wanna win?” Teddy: “I’m in if Cole’s in!”

Leah: “Yeah, why the hell not? I’m in. Don’t got anything better to do, and I need to stay here this week!” Cole: “Guess I’ll stick with you guys. You seem pretty tight.” Teddy: “What about you guys?”

Louie: “Heh, yeah, we’re in.” Newt: “Totally, dude. Totally in this thing.”

Teddy: “So, we’re all in agreeance to save Leah this week?” Everyone: “Yep!” Cole: “Sorry for puttin’ ya up, Leah... can’t help feeling a bit bad.” Leah: “It’s a game, man, you did what you had to do. It’s nothin’.”

Eddie: “Alright, then I guess this meeting is adjourned. Eviction’s comin’ up pretty soon, so I’ll talk to you guys then!” Teddy: “See ya!”

Newt: “Pfff, all those guys are idiots. They’re all blindly trusting each other, but little do they know they’ve got a snake in the grass. I’m plannin’ on being the deciding vote this week, and I still haven’t decided who I want to stay.... Heh, if Leah left, those guys would go crazy.”

~~~~~~

Rose: “Hello, houseguests, welcome to our first eviction of the season! As you all know, the person with the most votes to evict will be forced to pack up their stuff, say their last goodbyes, and leave the Big Brother house immediately.”

“But, before we get into voting, each of you has 30 seconds to convince your fellow houseguests to vote for you to stay. Bebe, you may go first.”

Bebe: “Heyyy, so I know you all want me to leave because you all think I’m super rude and annoying, and I think that’s exactly why you should keep me! I’ll be a perfect pawn, and since I’m too high maintenance to work with, I have no allies, so you guys can just send me home whenever, but weak one would be, like, a total waste. Oh, and also, I’m pretty! <3″ Rose: “Leah, you’re up next.”

Leah: “What’s up, guys? I just wanna let you all know that no matter what happens tonight, I’ve had a great time, and there’s no hard feelings or anything! I hope you all vote for me to stay, and just know I’ve always got your back!” Rose: “Thank you, Leah.”

Rose: “Chloe, we will start with you, so please make your way to the diary room.”

(Play this music while reading eviction votes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRyJL8AIHFg)

Chloe: “Hi, Rose!” Rose: “Hello, Chloe. Who would you like to evict tonight?” Chloe: “I vote to evict Leah!”

Sarah: “Aloha, Rose!” Rose: “Good evening, Sarah. Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Sarah: “The spirits are telling me to vote to evict Leah.”

Teddy: “Good evening, Rose! Looking beautiful as always, I see.~” Rose: “Why, thank you, Teddy!  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Teddy: “I’m gonna have to go with Bebe.”

Leon: “Hey, Rose, what’s up, girl?” Rose: “Nothing much, Leon!  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Leon: “I am sorry, but I sadly vote to evict Leah.”

Eddie: “Sup, Rose?” Rose: “Hi, Eddie.  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Eddie: “I’m evicting my girl, Bebe, tonight! Sorry!”

Rhea: “Good evening, Rose.” Rose: “Evening, Rhea. Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Rhea: “I am sorry to evict my dear Leah.”

Pat: “Heya, Rose!” Rose: “Hello, Pat!  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Pat: “I sadly vote to evict Bebe.”

Doug: “Yo, Rose.” Rose: “Yo, Doug.  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Doug: “I vote to evict Leah. Sorry!”

Newt: “Eyyyy, Rose!” Rose: “Hello, Newt.  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Newt: “Hmmm, who do I want to evict.... I think I’ll vote to evict... Leah.”

Louie: “Hey, Rose.” Rose: “Hello, Louie.  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Louie: “I vote to evict Bebe. Sorry!”

Stella: “Oh, hey, Rose.” Rose: “Hello, Stella.  Who would you like to vote to evict tonight?” Stella: “Umm.. I vote to evict Bebe! Sorry!”

Rose: “With that, all the votes are in. Let’s go tell the houseguests the news.”

Rose: “Hi, houseguests!” All: “Hi, Rose!” Rose: “The votes have all been counted, and now I can say.... by a vote.... of 6... to 5....

Rose: “Leah, you are evicted from the Big Brother house.” Leah: “Aw, damn.” Rose: “You will have one minute to say your good byes.”

Leah: “Bye, everyone. Thanks for being so cool!” Cole: “Sorry, Leah. Didn’t think it’d turn out like this.” Leah: “Nahhh, don’t worry, it’s whatever. Just a game, right dude? See you guys around! Good luck to you guys!”

*Big Brother exit music plays* Leah: “Heyyy!” Rose: “Hello there, Leah!”

Rose: “Here, come take a seat...”

Rose: “So, let’s talk about your time in the house. Who would you say were your closest allies?”

Leah: “Well, probably that one alliance that Eddie made, I mean that’s really all that I had, y’know?” Rose: “And going off that, would you say you were surprised by the results of tonight’s eviction vote?”

Leah: “I mean, yeah, obviously. I thought I had a better chance the Bebe, but I guess I just didn’t work hard enough.” Rose: “Alright, well, prior to tonight, in the event that you were evicted tonight, we had some of the houseguests record goodbye messages for you. Let’s take a look.”

Cole: “Hey, Leah! If you’re seeing this, then that means I fucked up. I’m sorry! I already know it was a bad move! I thought you’d have the votes to stay, but guess I was wrong. Don’t worry, me and the boys will win this for you!”

Leah: “Aww, I love that guy!”

Bebe: “So you got evicted, huh? Can’t say I’m surprised! Guess you got outplayed by me! Doesn’t that just suck? Oh, well, I’m glad I’m still here, and you’re stuck out there! See you at the finale, babe!”

Leah: “Damn, what a bitch.”

Louie: “Hey, Leah, I’m sorry that you’re leaving right now. You were the coolest one in this house, and I’m gonna miss you a lot. I hope everything goes okay with you, and when I get out of here, maybe I can take you out to dinner sometime?”

Leah: “Oh my goddd, I hate him!”

Rose: “Thank you for joining us tonight, Leah, but now it is time for you to go home. We look forward to seeing you at the finale!” Leah: “Thanks! This was an awesome experience, and I can’t wait to watch the drama from my couch!”

Rose: “Tune in next time to find out who will claim the title of Head of Household and nominate two houseguests for eviction! I’m Rose Gould and this has been Sims Big Brother, Bitch!” (Author’s Note: Hi, sorry this has taken so long! But, I wanna keep going with this series, and I’m having a lot of fun writing it! I don’t have tooooo many ideas for events to happen other than game talk, so let me know what kinda of stuff to see, through asks and replies and stuff. Thanks for reading! <3)

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thank you for not letting this die <3

I didn’t realize so many people were enjoying it! I will try to do regular updates as the season goes on!

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New episode should be out tonight!

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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 2

Rose: “Hello, world, and welcome back to Sims Big Brother! (What was that? Oh, okay.) Sorry, welcome back to Sims Big Brother, Bitch!  Last time, we met our fourteen houseguests, and Cole was the winner of the Head of Household competition. Who will he nominate, and who will win the veto competition? Find out right now on Sims Big Brother, Bitch!

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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 1

Rose: “Greetings, America, and welcome to the first ever episode of *sigh* Big Brother Sims…. Bitch! I will be your host for this season, Rose Gould, and trust me when I say it will be an amazing season.”

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(Will be starting to work on the 3rd episode this weekend! Will probably be out in a week or two, since it’ll be fairly long. Hope you’ll enjoy!)

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here is a sneak peek of the big brother house for sims big brother season 1!!!! i essentially made a replica based on blueprints of the actual BBUS house, and then decorated it how i saw fit.

the houseguests’ introduction posts will be coming soon and then the game will begin!

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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 2

Rose: “Hello, world, and welcome back to Sims Big Brother! (What was that? Oh, okay.) Sorry, welcome back to Sims Big Brother, Bitch!  Last time, we met our fourteen houseguests, and Cole was the winner of the Head of Household competition. Who will he nominate, and who will win the veto competition? Find out right now on Sims Big Brother, Bitch!

Keep reading

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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 2

Rose: “Hello, world, and welcome back to Sims Big Brother! (What was that? Oh, okay.) Sorry, welcome back to Sims Big Brother, Bitch!  Last time, we met our fourteen houseguests, and Cole was the winner of the Head of Household competition. Who will he nominate, and who will win the veto competition? Find out right now on Sims Big Brother, Bitch!

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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 2

Rose: “Hello, world, and welcome back to Sims Big Brother! (What was that? Oh, okay.) Sorry, welcome back to Sims Big Brother, Bitch!  Last time, we met our fourteen houseguests, and Cole was the winner of the Head of Household competition. Who will he nominate, and who will win the veto competition? Find out right now on Sims Big Brother, Bitch!

Cole: “So, I just won HoH, and I’m totally hyped. I get to pick two people to go home, and I’m totally safe this week. It’s like I’m living the dream up in here.”

“This is definitely not what I had in mind when for my HoH room...”

“Well, beggars can’t be choosers, I guess. The room is pretty big.”

“And the bed is decent, I guess. Better than what everyone else gets.”

“Eh, I guess it’s alright. Better than being a Have-Not.” *The door opens* “Huh?”

Bebe: “Oh. What are you doing in here?” Cole: “Me? I’m HoH, princess, this is my room. And only my room, might I add.” Bebe: “Hmph. I wasn’t under the impression that this room was exclusive or something.” Cole: “Have you seen the show? That’s pretty much the exact purpose of it.”

Bebe: “Well, that’s stupid. I feel like this room should be given to the prettiest one here. Not some meathead jock like you.” Cole: “Are you kidding me? You realize I can put you on the block and send you home, right?”

Bebe: “Aww, you’re so cute! You think I’m gonna be going home if you put me on the block!” Cole: “I wouldn’t get so cocky if I were you...” Bebe: “You’re just worried that I’m gonna stay and end up targeting you next week!” Cole: “What!? That’s probably the least of my worries right now. Unless you somehow win the veto or something, I’m placing my bets that you’re going home 100% this week. I’ll see you at the nomination ceremony, okay, princess?” Bebe: “Lovely! I’m quite looking forward to it~”

Cole: “This whole time I’m thinking: “Is this girl serious right now?” I don’t know why she feels the need to start this whole petty drama night one. I swear, I’m gonna do everything that I can to get her out this week. I wanna wipe that smug grin off of her face.”

Bebe: “Tata for now, big boy~ Can’t wait for my supposed eviction!”

Cole: “God, she’s horrible. Rich girls like her are all the same.” *The door opens once again...* Cole: “I swear, if this is someone else coming to argue...”

Teddy: “Hey, Cole! It’s me, Teddy!” Cole: “Oh, hey, man. What’s up?”

Teddy: “I just wanted to come and congratulate you on winning HoH! You did awesome, man.” Cole: “Oh, thanks, I guess.” Teddy: “You doing okay, man?” Cole: “Yeah, it’s whatever. Just kinda pissed off.” Teddy: “Well, don’t worry! I’ve got an idea that’ll cheer you up!”

Teddy: “Okay, so this is a little embarrassing to admit, but I totally have a man crush on Cole. He’s athletic, he’s pretty smart, and he’s cool, too... Not that I’m gay for him or anything, but uh... I just really wanna work with him. That’s it.”

Teddy: “So, what I was thinking was that the two of us should secretly team up. Y’know, I scratch your back, you scratch mine? We keep each other safe, and play for each other.” Cole: “So like a Final 2 deal?” Teddy: “Yeah, sure! Since it is just the two of us... What do you think?”

Cole: “I could see that working out. We’re both pretty strong and smart, we could have a shot at this.” Teddy: “Okay, but uh... keep it lowkey, okay?” Cole: “Lowkey? Why?”

Teddy: “Well, if people found out that two of the strongest guys in the house were working together... let’s just say that’d put a huge target on our back...” Cole: “Whatever you say, man.”

Bebe: “Honestly, that whole thing with Cole was to get him to underestimate me. Yeah, I’m gonna end up on the block for it, but I’m smarter than these houseguests think I am. I can pull through. I just need to keep up this snotty rich girl act, so the whole house doesn’t see me as a threat. It’s a solid strategy, right?”

Leon: “So, are you nervous about nominations, Stella?” Stella: “Definitely. I really don’t wanna go up this early on. I’m worried Cole’s gonna see me as a weak player and put me up on the block.” Leon: “Same. I was the first out in the HoH competition, so people here definitely think I’m the weakest link.” Stella: “But, I mean, if you’re weak, they’re gonna want to keep you, right? Because they know they can win against you.”

Leon: “Yeah, you’re right. I’ve seen people get evicted before for being strong and weak, so I guess it just depends on what Cole’s mindset is. How’s the drink, by the way?” Stella: “It’d be smarter for him to get out some of the stronger players first. Especially Bebe. She lasted until the end, and she’s kind of a jerk, too. I heard Cole talking with Teddy last night about how she just came into his HoH room and bitched at him. Not a smart move, in my opinion. Also, the drink is really good. Thanks!” Leon: “Yeah, Bebe’s definitely not... the easiest to get along. She’s got that whole stereotypical rich girl about her. Pretty, but mean, and only cares about herself. She seems to be playing to win, though.” Stella: “No kidding. Most people don’t normally go so hard for the first HoH.”

*The door opens*

Pat: “Oh, good are we talking about Bebe in here? I swear, that girl really gets on my nerves.”

Pat: “Mind if I join you guys?” *Stella and Leon look at each other* Stella: “Oh, uh... sure, Pat.”

Leon: “I really do love Pat with all of my heart, but...”

Stella: “Y’know, Pat is really sweet, but... she can be a bit...”

Leon: “She’s definitely obnoxious.”

Stella: “She just kinda... doesn’t shut up. Sorry! If you’re watching this in the future, Pat, I really don’t want to be mean to you!”

Pat: “I swear, that girl is always getting on my nerves, all she does is complain and complain! It’s, like, girl are you serious? This is a game, no one’s gonna be comfortable here, because we’re all scared we’ve all got a chance to go on the block, and we’ve all gotta stay in this house for however long......” *Leon and Stella give each other a look as they start to tune her out.* Leon: (Does she ever shut up?) Stella: (Leon, come on, don’t be rude) Leon: (It’s just... once she starts, she can’t stop... I wouldn’t mind if she went home this week...) Pat: “Hey, are you guys even listening to me?? I can see you whispering over there!” Leon: “Oh, yeah! We’re listening, Pat!”

Pat: “So, anyways, I was saying...” Stella: (*sigh* Here we go again....)

Louie: “So, since entering the house, I feel like me, Eddie, and Newt have been getting along pretty well. We’ve pretty much just been playing cards nonstop, but I think we’ve gotten to know each other pretty well. It definitely helps keep our mind off of the nomination ceremony that’s looming over us...”

Eddie: “Alright, fellas, lemme ask you something: out of every girl in this house, which one do you think is the hottest?” Newt: “Eddie, you dog, man. How am I supposed to choose just one?” Eddie: “Right? What do you think, Louie?” Louie: “God, do I have to choose? I guess.. Leah. She looked pretty hot in that bikini yesterday.”

Leah: “Ew, don’t talk about me like that.” Newt: “Maaan, you just got busted!” Louie: “Shit, uh, sorry, Leah. Didn’t mean it that way” Leah: “Yeah, sure. What are you guys playing? Mind if I join?” Eddie: “Not at all, girl. Come take a seat!”

Leah: “So, who do you guys think is going up?” Newt: “Pat and Bebe, hands down. They’re the only ones who have done anything worthy of being put up on the block, in my opinion.” Eddie: “Damn, not Bebe! She’s one of the hottest ones here!” Leah: “You know that a woman’s attractiveness shouldn’t mean whether they get to stay or not...” Eddie: “Pff, I’d rather have someone who’s good to look at than some fat old lady.”

Leah: “You’re gross. But, yeah, you make a good point, Newt. With Bebe blowing up at Cole last night and Pat just generally being... obnoxious, I can’t see Cole wanting to put up anyone else.” Louie: “We’ll see, though. So long as it isn’t me or one of you guys, I don’t really care who goes up.” Eddie: “Same here, man. If one of you guys is up there and I win veto, I’ll definitely take you down.”

Cole: “Hey, guys, it’s time for the nomination ceremony.” Eddie: “Be there in a sec, man. C’mon, let’s wrap this up.”

....

Cole: “Welcome to the very first nomination ceremony of this season. As the Head of Household, I must nominate two houseguests for eviction this week, as well as choose three Have-Nots.”

Cole: “My first nomination is.......”

Cole: “Bebe.” Bebe: “Hah. I already knew that.”

Cole: “My second nominee is...”

Cole: “Pat.” Pat: “Huh? Well, whatever you say, I guess...” Cole: “Could the two of you please take a seat.”

Cole: “Bebe, I have nominated you, due to you complaining about everything, fighting with me, and being kind of a jerk to everyone. You were also the runner up in the HoH competition. Pat, I have nominated you due to receiving multiple complaints from houseguests about how loud you are, and how you don’t shut up.” *The houseguests chuckle.* Cole: “ Additionally, I have chosen Bebe, Rhea, and Teddy to be Have-Nots. And with that, this nomination ceremony is adjourned.”

Bebe: “Guess who got nominated! At least I get to play in Veto! Now, I just need to act all pissed, and everyone will think I’m just a dumb brat!”

Bebe: “This sucks! Why should I be nominated against Pat!? I mean, she obviously deserves to go home more than I do!” Rhea: “Yes, it is quite the dilemma, isn’t it? You have my vote, though. I’m sure most people want Pat out, anyways. She’s like a hyena. She’s loud, always cackling, and never shuts up. I would love to see her go home.” Bebe: “Same. All I can say is, the minute I win Head of Household, Cole’s gonna be on that block.”

Bebe: “I mean, who does he think he is!? Nominating me  of all people!? Doesn’t he know that my dad can sue him at any minute? He’ll regret this.” Rhea: “I’m sure he will.”

Sarah: “Is everything alright in here? I could sense some bad auras when I was in the kitchen.” Rhea: “Ah, yes, everything is fine, Sarah. Bebe was just venting to me about being nominated. Bebe: “It’s stupid! I just don’t get why he’d want to nominate me!?”

Sarah: “Bebe, listen to me. I had a vision, right after he nominated you. I saw someone going home. It was hard to tell, but I knew it wasn’t you.” Bebe: “So, I’m not going home?” Sarah: “I don’t believe so. My visions are never wrong.” Rhea: “That doesn’t mean you can just lay around, though. If you don’t win Veto, you need to campaign as hard as you can. But, you’re off to a good start. It seems you have two votes to stay already.” Bebe: “You’re right. I’m not gonna go without a fight. Cole can’t send me home so easily.” (The next day.)

Rose: “Hello, houseguests! It’s almost time for the Power of Veto competition! But first, we need three randomly selected houseguests to play. These houseguests will be...”

“Leah, Stella, and....”

“Eddie! Please get ready for the Veto competition, and good luck to you all!”

Sarah: “Hello, houseguests, and welcome to the BB Art Gallery, the destination of your very first Veto competition!”

“Inside the room next to you, you will find several posters hung up on the wall.”

“Each wall has the posters arranged in a specific order.”

“Your goal for this competition is to recreate each wall exactly in your own room. You will have a minute to observe the posters on the walls.”

“Each room has its own box, containing every poster you need. You will have 30 minutes to arrange the posters into the exact positions they were in the room. Once 30 minutes has passed, the person with the most correctly placed posters will be the winner!”

Sarah: “Are you ready to play Poster Perfect!?”

Pat: “I feel like people are going to underestimate me in this competition. They think that just because I’m the oldest one here, I’m not gonna be able to memorize some posters, but they’re mistaken. For my old mind, I’ve got quite a sharp memory!”

*The houseguests carefully observe the posters in the room, taking note of which poster is where.*

*One minute passes*

Sarah: “Alright, houseguests! It’s time for you to head to your rooms to decorate your own room!”

“On your marks!!! Get set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

*The houseguests scramble to grab their posters out of their boxes*

Leah: “Okay, I definitely know that these two were next to each other. But where do the others go...?”

Pat: “Alright, I’m definitely sure that this is where these go. 100%.”

Cole: “God, I’m really just winging this, aren’t I? This is harder than I thought.”

Bebe: “Ugh, I can’t remember which poster overlapped which... Can I go back and look at that room again?”

Eddie: “Already got a whole wall done! Nice going, Eddie.”

Stella: “*sighs* This is so nervewracking. It’s been ten minutes and I’ve only hung up a couple posters... There’s still so many left in the box. There’s no way I’m winning this.” Sarah: “Houseguests, you now have fifteen minutes to complete the challenge.” Stella: “Crap, only fifteen minutes!? I’ve just gotta throw these up there, I guess...”

Pat: “Alright, halfway done and I already have two walls almost finished. This’ll be cake!”

Cole: “God, I really have no idea what I’m doing, do I? Let’s just hope I get lucky here...”

Bebe: “Alright, let’s just make some finishing touches on this wall, and...” Sarah: “Houseguests!!! Please pin up your last poster and meet me outside where we will tally your scores!”

Sarah: “Welcome back, houseguests! It’s time to find out what your scores are! Let’s start with... Eddie!”

“Eddie, out of a possible 17 points you earned....

7!” Eddie: “Eh, not too bad. Could’ve done better.”

Sarah: “Bebe, you’re next! The score to beat is 7! Out of 17 points, you got...

14! This means you are currently in the lead” Bebe: “Yes! Take that, Cole!”

Sarah: “Stella, you’re next. In order to be in the running to win Power of Veto, you must have more than 14 points. Out of 17 points, you got....

3.” Stella: “Oh, okay. At least it wasn’t 0 like I thought....” Sarah: “Since your score was lower than 14, you are not eligible to win.”

Sarah: “Pat, you’re next! In order to be in the running you must have more than 14 points. Out of 17 points, you got........

17! A perfect score! This means you are currently the holder of the Power of Veto!” Pat: “Hah! Yes!!”

Sarah: “Leah, in order to move onto a tiebreaker round to win the Power of Veto, you must have a perfect score. Out of 17 points you scored....

16! Aw, so close!!” Leah: “Aw, man! I almost did it, too...”

Sarah: “And last but not least is our current Head of Household: Cole! In order to move onto a tiebreaker round, you must have a perfect score. Out of 17 points, you got....

8!” Cole: “Guess I better start thinking of a new nominee, huh?”

Sarah: “Congratulations, Pat! This means that you are the winner of the Power of Veto!”

Pat: “Oh my God, I did it! I won something!!” Leah: “Congrats, girl!” Stella: “You totally deserve it!”

Bebe: “Hmph... that should’ve been my Power of Veto...”

Next time, on Sims Big Brother, Bitch, find out who Cole will put up as his replacement nominee, and who will be the first evicted from the Big Brother house! It’s all here on Sims Big Brother, Bitch!

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Episode 2 is about 3/4 done! Expect an upload later tonight!

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All the comps have been planned! Mario Party mini games are good for inspiration, lol. Production on Episode 2 will begin Sunday!

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update!

Since people are messaging and asking me, episode 2 will be out early next week! Monday-Wednesday sometime!

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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 1

Rose: “Greetings, America, and welcome to the first ever episode of *sigh* Big Brother Sims…. Bitch! I will be your host for this season, Rose Gould, and trust me when I say it will be an amazing season.”

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by the way

(if anyone has any ideas for HoH/PoV competitions that I can do in the Sims, please share them. I've brainstormed enough for the first 6 weeks, but more ideas are appreciated!)

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Sims Big Brother, Bitch! Season 1, Episode 1

Rose: “Greetings, America, and welcome to the first ever episode of *sigh* Big Brother Sims.... Bitch! I will be your host for this season, Rose Gould, and trust me when I say it will be an amazing season.”

“Behind me is the door to the Big Brother house, where these houseguests will be living for the next 2 months, or until they are evicted. But, before we can get started with the houseguests, let’s have a brief tour of the house.”

“The house this year is based around the colors of the rainbow, and the entrance room clearly shows this off. This is where all the nomination ceremonies as well as Veto ceremonies will be held.”

“From there, we have the red living room, where houseguests can relax and unwind, as well as play cards or foosball.”

“From the living room, we have the orange kitchen, where the houseguests will cook meals, and eat them... obviously. This room also leads into three other rooms:”

“The Have-Not room, which is every child’s dream. It’s filled with toys and decorations, but also has uncomfortable beds. The three lowest placing houseguests in the HoH competition will  be sleeping here, and will be forced to take cold showers and only eat cereal.”

“The kitchen also leads to the sophisticated, brown wash room, which has two identical rooms with a toilet and shower connected on each end.”

“And the last room connected to the kitchen is the yellow work out room, which also leads to the front entrance, and one of the bedrooms.”

“The green bedroom, which is filled with lush plants, and is connected to two different rooms.”

“The blue bedroom is connected to the green one, and features cool waters all around. Very soothing for when you’re trying to sleep.”

“And lastly, we have this little, purple sitting room, which leads to...”

“The HoH room! Decked out in pink furniture, this room is sure to make any houseguest feel like a princess!”

“Alright, and with that out of the way, it looks like our first houseguest is arriving! Let’s see what’s going on!”

---

*DING DONG*

“I’m here! The princess has arrived!”

“Oo, look at all the colors. Now this is a house fit for a princess.”

“Oo, what’s in here? So many places to sit...”

“Hm. Doesn’t look as expensive as what my dad has, but... I’m sure it’ll be just fine.”

“I hope someone else gets here soon... it’s kinda awkward being alone.”

*DING DONG*

Leon: “Here I am! Home at last!”

“Uh... anyone else here?”

*Leon turns and notices Bebe in the living room*

“Oh, nice! Not the first one here, I see!”

“Hi! I’m Leon! Leon Meadows. I think we’re the first two here, right?”

Bebe: “Leon, is it? I’m Bebe. Bebe McAdams. Nice to meet you.”

Leon: “So, when do you think the next person is gonna get here?”

*DING DONG*

Bebe: “Right now, apparently.”

Leah: “What’s up, bitches!? Leah is in the house!”

Leon: “Hey, we’re in here!”

Leah: “Oh, hey!”

Leah: “What’s up, guys? I’m Leah, I’m a DJ!”

Bebe: “Umm, yeah, we heard. I’m Bebe.”

Leon: “And I’m Leon!”

Leah: “So, what do you guys do?”

Leon: “Me? I’m a barista. Just trying to get by right now. Hoping this helps me out?”

Bebe: “Oh, that’s unfortunate... I don’t really have a job. I just get my dad to pay for everything for me.”

Leah: “I’m not sure if I’m gonna be able to deal with Bebe for too long... she seems like that spoiled brat stereotype you always see in those Disney shows, but like... for real. I’m definitely staying out of her way.”

Leon: “Uhh.. alright.”

Leah: “Whatever works for you, girl.”

*DING DONG*

Newt: “Yooo, is this the place? Sweeeeet.”

“Whoa, they have foosball here. Nice, man!”

Newt: “’Sup, guys. The name’s Newt. Any of you guys wanna play?”

Leah: “I’m down!”

“That guy... Newt, was it? He’s concerning to me. He dresses like a homeless man. And he didn’t even introduce himself to us! Definitely sketch.”

Leah: “So, you’re Newt, right? I’m Leah. Is that like a nickname or something? There’s no way your parents named you that!”

Newt: “Yeah, you got it. My full name is Nathan, but I like Newt better. It’s cool. Newts are chill.”

Leah: “Definitely....”

*DING DONG*

Rhea: “Your queen is here.”

“Ah, everyone is in here, I see.”

Rhea: “Do you mind if I sit here?”

Leon: “Not at all! Make yourself comfortable!”

Rhea: “I am Rhea, what is your name?

Bebe: “I’m Bebe.”

Leon: “The name’s Leon! Those two over there are Newt and Leah, but... they seem a bit occupied right now.”

Rhea: “I can tell...”

*DING DONG*

Teddy: “Oh, boy! I made it!”

“Oh! Looks like everyone’s in here.”

“Everyone seems kinda busy... guess I’ll just take a seat over here!”

*DING DONG*

Chloe: “Level up! (God, that was lame....)”

(Sorry, I didn’t wanna make you guys wait to get to the good stuff...)

*Everyone is anxiously awaiting what will happen next, when...*

Someone: “Check it out, something’s happening on the TV!”

Rose: “Greetings, houseguests, and welcome to the very first season of Sims Big Brother.... Bitch! (Are we really sticking with that name? Alright, whatever.) In just a few minutes, you all will be participating in the very first Head of Household competition! The winner will have the power to nominate two houseguests for eviction, never to come back again. Now, get your swimsuits on and meet up in the Competition Room so we can get this started!

Stella: “Oh, God... swimming? I’m not the most athletic... I don’t think I’ll be too good at this...”

Leah: “Chill out, girl! You’ll be fine! Don’t worry!”

Stella: “A-Alright... If you say so...”

Cole: “Pffft, swimming? I got this down. You’re looking at the very first Head of Household right here!”

Teddy: “If I don’t win, I hope you win!”

Cole: “You can count on that!”

Eddie: “I know those girls won’t be able to concentrate after they see me in my swimsuit... this competition will be a snap.”

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*The houseguests arrive in the competition room and look around at the strange doors.*

Leon: So, we get in the Competition Room, and it’s almost totally dark, and there’s like these chambers or something. I swear, if we’re about to get experimented on, I’m out of there.

Rose: “Welcome, houseguests, to your very first HoH competition! I’m sure you’re all curious about what those chambers are, and they will all be explained shortly... Could I first get everyone to stand in front of a door. One person per door, please.”

“Perfect. Now, the way this competition works, is that you will each be sealed inside one of these chambers.”

“Inside of each of these chambers is a small, two by two pool. The water is very warm, and the humidity inside is very high. As soon as you enter, the door will be sealed, and will only open once you get out of the pool.”

“You will need to stay inside the water for as long as you can. The minute your feet get out of the pool, you are out of the competition. The last person standing wins HoH. Now, are you ready to get into the Pressure Pools!?”

“On your marks....”

“Get set....”

“GO!!!”

Stella: “Dang... she wasn’t kidding when she said it was humid in here... I can already feel my hair starting to frizz...”

Stella: “So, I get in the chamber, and I think ‘Hey, it’s not that bad, right?’, but then I get in the pool, and I’m not sure how long I can take this... at least it’s not physical based...”

*20 Minutes pass....*

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!*

Rose: “Looks like someone’s gotten out of the pool already! Let’s see who it is.”

......

Rose: “Oh, looks like Leon is the first one out!”

Leon: “Better than being in there, girl... that was worse than the pits of Hell...”

Eddie: “Come on, Eddie, you got this, man... you can do it, you can do it.”

Eddie: “So, I hear the buzzer, and I’m like ‘Finally, someone’s out!’ I dunno how long I’ve been in there, but it feels like an eternity. I’m not sure how long I can last in there, but at least I didn’t get out first!”

*An hour has passed*

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Rose: Wow, three people? Alright, let’s see who it is...”

....

Rose: “And it looks like Louie, Sarah, and Pat are our next outs! Well, at least you weren’t the first ones who got out.”

Leon: “I tried my best, okay!?”

Louie: “Yeah, it’s a bummer to get out so soon in the first HOH competition, but it’s not a big deal. There are more HOH competitions in the future, that’ll be way more important. At least no one will think I’m a competitive threat, haha...”

Rose: “Hmm, let’s make things a little bit more difficult for them, shall we?”

*Intense misters start to spray contestants from above*

Newt: “Whoa, holy crap! Was not expecting that!”

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Stella: *Sigh* I’m sorry, but that was horrible... I’m glad I got out of there.”

*Two hours have passed*

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Rose: “And it looks like three more contestants, Chloe, Leah, and Teddy have joined us!”

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Rose: “Oh, four contestants it seems!”

Rhea: “Eight people out before me? A respectable position, I’d say.”

Rhea: “It was a relief to see that so many younger people were out before me. It just goes to show you that older people can still compete.”

Rose: “With nine people eliminated, we still have five people in it to win it!”

“Doug.”

“Cole.”

“Eddie.”

“Bebe.”

“And Newt. These guys sure have resilience!”

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

“Looks like I spoke too soon! Who got out?”

“Eddie! Such a shame! And you were so close, too!”

*Three hours have passed*

Rose: “It has now officially been three hours! And with that, both Newt and Doug have been eliminated, leaving only Bebe and Cole!”

Teddy: “Come on, Cole! You got this!”

Teddy: “I know I only met Cole a couple hours ago, but I feel like a really trust him! I’m pretty confident that we’d make a great team.”

*BEEP BEEP BEEP* 

Rose: “Looks like a winner has been decided! Let’s see who our last loser is! Bebe or Cole...?”

“It is........”

“Bebe!!”

“This means that Cole is our very first HoH of the summer! Tune in next time to find out the nominations, and all of the drama that’s happened between the houseguests! I’m Rose Gould, signing off. See you all next time!”