#I’m so good at puns
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More of my Trixcee Metal
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#this is my favorite sparkly I’ve made in a hot minute#that hat was my baby#I did that shit by hand#and I’m a genius for inverting the colors on the blue stars to make them match half the text#I think the epic face in the lifesaver was a nice touch#also the scratches out ‘suicidal’ on the hoodie was a last minute addition and I love it so much#I’m so good at puns#fred durst#fred durst friday#limp bizkit#nu metal#picmix#glitter gif#my edit#cw flickering
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Sequel to Sunshade
#my art#warrior nun#wn fanart#avatrice#still set in:#au where they get to go home and take a nap at the end of s2#Ig I felt bad I drew a fluffy snuggling scene and still didn’t let poor B rest#my painting ‘sunshade’ is structured around a visual pun#(cause people call B a ‘sunshine protector’ and funny if more literal)#but what makes avt so good is how A coaxes B out of the protector role and A is given space to not always be sunny#the sunshine protector/knight-princess dynamic is exhausting for both parties (which is why JC/ Ava doesn’t work)#so here’s the natural follow up#couldn’t think of a good pun for the caption though. Moonshine?#I actually really enjoy where the series left off. Their relationship is thematically complete.#(<- Burying this deep in the tags because I know nobody agrees with me)#imerr fanart#me: I’m totally over WN — also me:
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Some submas doodles to show that I’m still in fact alive and that these silly train men are still invading every train of thought
#pun intended#I have more#like wayyy more#but I either think they’re not good enough or are too embarrassing to show#anyways I do have more ideas I’m cooking#like some designs on when they were younger#art#my doodles :d#doodle#submas#submas emmet#submas ingo#subway boss ingo#warden ingo#subway master emmet#subway boss emmet#subway master ingo#pokemon#pokémon#pkmn bw#pkmn b2w2#pkmn la#pkmn legends arceus#I have so many Ideas for these guys#I just can’t draw them all :(
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I translated every info blurb for every stage included in the Splatoon 3 art book into one 95MB PDF.
I know this sounds stupid but uhhh reblog this if you liked it, I really enjoyed this project and wanna share my work with other people!
Update:
#splatoon 3#splatoon#translfiations#that pun still doesn’t work but idc#I know it says it in the doc but I’m not a native JP speaker so there might be mistakes but I tried my best and think I did a good job!#the little thing about spawn points makes me so HAPPY and idk why
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every time someone says that Shakespeare is better seen than read just know I am shaking and shuddering and forcing myself not to argue because GOD. God. Because yes, I mean, Shakespeare didn’t even write down his plays in their entirety; they weren’t written for publication; they were quite literally written to be performed. AND. And Every story has meaning. Every word in a story has meaning. That’s just true, and it’s inevitable that one is going to miss some of that meaning if one is watching it onstage. Acting is not meant for analysis unless one is pretentious or a theatre critic. Acting is not designed for analysis. One doesn’t even have footnotes if it’s onstage! and I personally suffer when I don’t have footnotes for Shakespeare. Footnotes are my best friend and I love them. but that would still be fine if all the Shakespeare we see onstage was good Shakespeare but oh my god there is so much bad Shakespeare in the world. Holy goddamn fuck there is a lot of Shakespeare where the actors clearly have no idea what they’re saying or sexual assault is implicitly condoned or everyone’s just reciting lines or the entire concept of the show is apologizing for doing Shakespeare or Juliet is stuck in a register three octaves above sounding like a normal person and oh my god. Oh My God. YES, reading Shakespeare is hard. YES, it’s going to be boring at some points. Everything is boring at some points. But it’s not a magic cure-all to watch it onstage. Onstage Shakespeare has a whole other set of problems. One medium does not have a monopoly on Shakespeare. One medium is not inherently better. There are different things that you will get out of what medium you experience it through. I can’t think of a good conclusion and I’m losing my gol-dern mind so I’m just going to leave it here. Read some Shakespeare. Good night.
#shakespeare#And bear in mind that I (autistic; pretentious; has been into Shakespeare since literal middle school) may not be the most joe average guy#But if I have one shakes hill that I will absolutely die on it’s this one#Also that alls well that ends well can actually be really good but that’s a different post#Anyway#Read some Shakespeare. It’s good for you#Hamlet#Romeo and juliet#richard iii#othello#king lear#alls well that ends well#much ado about nothing#i feel like a dick for tagging all of these but I’m literally scaling the fucking walls I have Thoughts#Twelfth night#the number of bad r&js that there are in the world……..literally so fucking tragic no pun intended because I could literally love that show#But no one else gets it !! I’m the only person who understands r&j!!!#(I jest but barely)
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... gojo satoru reminds me of that pickup line-
'wow- your eyes are so pretty!'
'haha, thanks... y'know, your kids could have them too' :)
….I’m filing this away for future reference hahaha
I need to use this somewhere 🫣🫣🫣
#sab [asks]#sab [anons]#I love this so much#I’m very good at pick up lines that are puns#once made a guy have a crush on me by making up pick up lines#it was great#sab [reference]
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at a skating rink and i thought about valgrace so
valgrace except leo is a pro skater. he can spin around and practically just dance while on wheels but jason? he cannot skate for the life of him.
so leo takes jason’s hands, tells him to bend his knees and find a balance, to find a rhythm in the music and just let go; feel it. jason does, of course, after they skate in their third circle because in reality, he’s been distracted by leo and his bright smile. jason catches the way leo sways to the beat, mouths the lyrics if he knows the songs but brown irises are kept on him, forever him.
it’s in that moment, jason falls in love with leo.
#valgrace#leo valdez#jason grace#pjo#hoo#heroes of olympus#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#fic#my writing#i love them#dawg the bass in this place is like making my bones rattle and shake rn#anyway#leo is so that one guy who’s just a fucking show off#and it’s in a good way like it’s very mesmerizing to watch#like can u imagine leo valdez who’s just good with his hands and mechanics#finds a way to let go and relieve stress by skating#roller skates skateboards ice skates bad boy supreme does it all#now jason grace obviously never skated in his life#but once he learns he’s very graceful with no (no pun intended)#so when the two of them are together in a skating rink after jason gets the hang of it#they’re just that duo people stop to stare at or talk about#i think i’ll use this in the fake dating fic that i have yet to plan and name because i’m lazy as hell#next week guys trust
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#another day of aimlessly flailing#I heard the best injection site handle today…. Flail Mary#Flail Mary#is so funny#other favourites include: Rigatoni#so many good puns#my handle would be Shania Vein#I’m partial to puns#although yelling ‘My Dad?’ into the waiting room for the next participant was always funny
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Ah yes, a crossword, that’ll show him, Eddie
[Image ID: An old comic frame of The Riddler, sitting at a control panel in his iconic green question mark suit. He’s saying “When Batman sees my crossword puzzle he’ll really be cross!” A frazzled security guard can be seen tied up in the background. /end ID]
#he’s so non threatening I love him#this is how I feel I look when I’m passively trying to show that I’m upset with someone about something#just a lot of ‘I’ve made this sorta mean crossword! How does that make you feel huh? Not good I’m guessing!’#(I’m also choosing to ignore that god awful pun)#edward nygma#riddlerposting#dc#the riddler#edward nigma#gotham rogues#edward nashton#detective comics#maria talks about things#image described#this is from issue 140 btw!!#it’s the riddler’s first appearance and it’s surprisingly entertaining
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Save me, nurse Kei… save me
#ajin#kei nagai#kaito#keikai#kaikei#if Kaito takes his shots like a good boy then he gets a yummy sucker after~#not the one he wanted tbh but he’ll make do~#I have SO many puns on this#but I’m gonna stop there lol#before I expose myself any further#my art
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sometimes you’re staring out a window imagining your own melodramatic music video and then remember that during lockdown your in-laws made the funniest trivia group name and you will probably never top it: five jews in a zoom bitching. it was for theater trivia.
#hello yes I am back stuff happened but it’s being resolved and the wedding I went to was good#I knew no one and now am slowly but surely meeting my husbands old friends so I can get an arsenal of all the embarrassing stories mwahaha#but yeah no my in laws are so much funnier than I will ever be and I should’ve been intimidated at that moment but I’m now realizing it#the falsettos pun is like… top tier#now I want to find trivia to go to because I miss it#𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠�� 𝕥𝕙𝕖 (𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝) 𝕓𝕠𝕩 ~ 𝕞𝕦𝕟 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕤#[ to be deleted ;; ]
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it’s very rude to interrupt someone else’s monologue
#good luck reading this#i should fix it up but i don’t want to lol#it’s been sitting in my folders too long so i’m just gonna throw it out there move along people#kirbyposting#kirby#magolor#meta knight#bandee#bandana waddle dee#quinn does comics (sorta)#my art or something#bad art good pun#quote unquote good#okay *goes back to staring at the same paragraph for 20 minutes straight*#this isn’t me being self deprecating btw I just hate posting pencil drawings
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Some absolutely MICROSCOPIC doodles of The Husband and this fucking thing- (evidence under the cut)
#art block is kicking my ASS#inside job#inside job fanart#robotus alpha beta#inside job robotus#robotus alpha beta fanart#lil brett#I’ve been trying to think of a good pun for Bear-Robotus’ name-#and the only thing I can think of is Alpha-Bearta so#oh my god wait#I could literally just call him A.Bear#???#I’m a genius#(I have been thinking about this for actual days)
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Oh look, another art piece-
He a little confused, but he got the spirit
WOO! After getting confirmation on details about the character, I finally allowed myself to draw this! It was originally going to be a mini comic, but I just decided to draw the last panel with a lot more detail.
Blue belongs to @creatively-cosmic. They have an Ask Blog by the name of @themissingnumbers, so go check them out! Their content is great!
Aster belongs to me.
[Extras and whatnot below the cut!]
[Extra Bonus!:
If you actually looked under the cut, you get to be blessed with a little nugget of information about Aster!
Aster doesn’t know jack about sexuality or gender identity (don’t worry, he’s learning!) But what he does know are the colors! Aster can tell you what colors or flag represents which sexuality/gender—but he couldn’t actually tell you about them. He doesn’t know what each of them mean.
Lots of people in his life and around his home have little desk flags or wear pins with different gender identities or sexuality’s on them, so he knows that it isn’t a bad thing. He thinks all the colors are pretty and unique and should be supported and celebrated!]
[Also, for those curious, here’s the symbolism for each flower. I wasn’t the most confident in drawing some of them, but I did my best to pick good ones!:
Blue Morning Glory: Encouragement, Power, Enduring Love
Pink Roses: Appreciation, Recognition, Happiness
White Daffodil: Rebirth, Good Fortune, Resilience.]
#This took all of my energy for today lmao-#I’m so happy that i could draw this after the idea was chilling in my head for the better part of a month#I know we haven’t met him yet In Missing Numbers#but I had to#Plus he’s my second favorite#Had to make up for all the Fire fanart somehow haha#Please excuse any mistakes in the actual art I’m running on hopes and dreams over here-#My wrist hurts but I’ll be okay#The art is worth it! and so is Blue!#Also yes the art name is a pun#EDIT: went back and fixed some coloring mistakes everything should be good now :)#Aster is an ally#He will be your friend no matter who or what you are#Everyone is a potential friend to Aster!#(He just so happens to get along the best with any Blue variants he comes across-)#(What can he say—It’s programmed in him.)#[I just realized that I’ve unintentionally made Aster a way to interact with the main cast of Missing Numbers-]#[Whoops!]
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#you understand that after the intensity of last month this week’s post had to be something like this#A Tale of Two Cities#AToTC#Sydney Carton#Dickens#Charles Dickens#literature#classic literature#Victorian literature#litblr#pun#text#poll#I can’t think of a good one for the defarges please help#I know there are so many here to make. I’m mad I couldn’t think of one with ‘pony’#Charles Darnay#Lucie Manette#Doctor Manette#Lorry#Pross
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