#I’m scared but also 👁️👄👁️

[emeraldbabygirl]

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GIUK 1ST MINI ALBUM [Psycho Xybernetics : TURN OVER]

2023.04.20 6PM COMING SOON✔

🤖 https://youtu.be/sNDLUduz9jk

#ONEWE #원위 #GIUK #Psycho_Xybernetics #TURN_OVER

[daddy-long-legssss]

how do you get over imposter syndrome? i’m asking for a friend.

[via-l0ve]

Hello! I've been binging your fics/imagines lately and I just can't get enough! I don't know if this was ever done before, but--

Could you do a general, platonic (perhaps mildly romantic, like how I see Dean kinda gushing over Y/N idk, your choice!) imagine on how the men (Sam, Dean, Castiel, maybe Crowley [which would be funny]) would react to Y/N being some kind of powerful angel, like that sits at a pretty high rank and has the power to do all sorts of stuff? Healing, destroying, anger being so destructive it could kill a human (but albeit a peaceful being). This angel would probably serve as a guardian to the Winchesters, or a superior to Cass or a complete surprise and maybe unlikely companion for Crowley? I imagine it'd be a scenario where they're saved last second during a massive fight, probably get to know er type deal. This sounds kind of cheesy as I ask someone else to write this but I hope it doesn't sound too weird, I almost wanna go anonymous HAHA. I know this is VERY specific but I don't wanna confuse you! It's something I wanna write out into a fic myself but the way you write would make it super interesting! :)

So sorry if this was too much, I'm very descriptive!

Angel. (SPN pref!) 🩷

a/n: stop omg. this idea is so cool! also - thank you for the kind words!! i appreciate you so much!! i hope you enjoy this!

warnings: slightly romantic!!

Dean:

Dean met you on a hunt

he was being himself and basically bleeding out, but he was still fighting

you, being in charge of the dink, had to come down and help out

when you appear, a bolt of white light strikes the ground and your voice projects through the atmosphere

“you will not hurt this man.” you say, hair blowing in the wind and eyes glowing

dean was flabbergasted, also a little scared, but also a little bit in love

eventually you just kill the entire vampire nest because they’re stupid and you turn to dean.

“are you okay?”

he’s even more confused because this angel just came down and slaughtered the threats to him and now they’re talking so.. nice.

you heal his wounds and boom. now he’s your friend

he follows you around like a lost puppy and also brags that he’s friends with not one, but two angels, and one is even more powerful and higher up than fucking CASTIEL.

as he gets to know you he knows how sweet you are and it inteigues him even more because - as i said, you’re a powerful angel who can kill anyone but you’re so nice to him, Sam, Bobby and Cas.

the first time he sees you angry he literally gets all red and falls for you

—

Sam:

You first met sam when he was basically bleeding out in a motel room

Dean had gone to get food and sam had been hiding a pretty nasty gash from him

so now he was sitting alone trying to patch himself up (and being unsuccessful)

so, you made your appearance and tried to keep him calm

you appeared and he saw you and went 👁️👄👁️

“it’s okay. i’m an angel. i will not hurt you.” you say softly, stepping towards him

sam is still a little wary but he lets you heal him

you press your fingers to his forehead and he’s all good (albeit a little scared hahah)

he always has the smuggest little smirk on his face when you get angry on his behalf

he likes the feeling of having such a powerful being watching over him all the time but it also makes him nervous because of… his past💀

addicts recover

—

Castiel:

When you came down from heaven to help the Winchesters and Castiel, he was happy to see you

he knew, despite rebelling from heaven, you wouldn’t judge him

he spends a lot of time near you

like, standing right next to you

i like to think that you have better “people skills” than him for whatever reason (it’s just funny) and he just kind of sticks to you ykwim

he thinks you’re so cool

he dosent step in to help you in fights because he knows you can handle it and kill anyone you want

he’s blushing and kicking his feet when he sees you🤭🤭🤭

absolute power couple if you guys got together like omg

but yeah

he always defends you if anyone says shit

he’s just such a cutie pie

—

Crowley:

you popped in when crowley was holding dean and sam hostage

you came into the room, eyes rolling already.

“let them go.” you said, voice sounding bored as you’d done this multiple times already.

crowley looks at you

“oh god, you again.” he scoffs

BUT he dosent even bother to argue and lets them go

which shocks the boys because that’s not like crowley

but he’s smitten for you

it’s giving enemies to lovers

but anyways

you guys have many encounters and end up talking a lot

crowley talks about hell and you talk about heaven

and he finds himself not hating you

and suddenly he wants to be around you more and learn about you and watch you be a badass angel

[starsomens]

headcannon about going to the movies with him??? So random but I remember the video of him saying “I got to the movies by mySELF….no handjobs… just ME and my vitamin water” lmao and always had me thinking about going to the movies with him haha definitely could be two versions, NSFW and fluff 😏

Note: I’ll try and slide some nsfw/smut in here if I can

He 100% plans them

Knows about new movies, releases, and how well they're doing in the box office.

Will either take snacks or buy a bunch. LARGE pop corn!

You hope the ac is directly on you so he’ll give you his sweater nice and toasty!

Has love for 2 genres! Horror or romance (sometimes a rom-com!)

Will play the video games outside in the lobby with you until it was time for the screening.

Definitely takes picture of you or both of you for memories

Horror: aside from having some good plot, setting and story pacing he loves when you get scared! Aside from a good laugh he likes when you cling and cuddle him. Or when the movie tensed up and hide your face into his side. He honestly likes to feel like your sage spot for when your scared. So he just hugs you or bring a you close and you cuddle into him and watch the rest of the film

You know the bad horror movies that turn into comedies cuz they’re bad?? Yea you love those. So you spend time watching, critiquing and laughing about the movie and it’s a blast! Talk about how the choice was dumb, or how the cgi was bad or even if the actors did a half assed job.

After movies are over he walks with you hand in hand and you both give a rating to the movie and pick it apart

I’m sorry if you don’t like romance 😭

Romance: he loves to observe you during the romance films :) sometimes there are certain gestures that you rlly focus on, or something that made you cry or feel emotional he’ll pay close attention. Most likely he’ll repeat the action to get the same reaction out of you only it was real :). Or if the movie is a lil sad and he sees you cry and leans over and says

“I love you” just in a way, in his mind, to remind and reassure you that he really does love and appreciate you to no end

Okay that’s movies at the THEATERS! 👁️👄👁️

At home he’d defiantly get more handy with you and you with him. Especially if it’s a deep romance movie he’ll try and swoon you 😏🫵🏼

“You know, I have some better ways to show you, I love you more than anyone in this world”

If there is a sexual scene in the movie it’s your cue to also join in. Sometimes completely abandoning the movie to go and uh…star in your own 😏

Yes y’all have made movies just for you AAAAHHFJED

Over all the best movie buddy and boyfriend :)

[spicy30]

Wait why hasn’t the mc in Modernness of 1400s been worried about stds or stis if I was her I would fear that my coochie could fall out any day just by look at viserys(?)?!?!!? Let alone sleeping with aemond what if the herp catches her (but like she could also make a remedy for that sell it to the brothels and make 🤑) but I’m scared for her fr😭

👁️👄👁️ ➖👄➖ 👁️👄👁️ didn’t even cross my mind for Aemond. I feel likes he’s clean man 😭 like no way my mans has that. Aegon—definitely no doubt in my mind, but AEMOND…it doesn’t feel right.

Yeah King Vizzy be a whole jump scare😰 but honestly I don’t think a Aemond has any STDs of STIs and yeah…that’s what imma keep thinking 😭😭.

Also for the brith control one…I was going to include a little clip of reader saying that all contraceptives she knows how to make is out of pig intestines (first ever condoms used in the 1600s) but I left it out cuz I wanted to wrap up the chapter. (Pig bladder condoms are NEVER touching me)

As for making money, yes that is a good idea and originally my plan for the brothels was to use sugaring (a way of waxing) as extra income but then I remembered the kids and now reader has it out for them.

Also I completely forgot to mention this. I don’t rlly do much of like…finding info bc I wanted to make this as like if a real person were fr fr in the 1400s (HOTD takes place I think the 1200s or 1300s bc GOT I think is like around 1400s—story should’ve been named modernness of the 1300s or 1200s) so everything I put is based off of memory and random things I know and I DEF don’t know how to make any cures for STDs of STIs 😭😭 but I do know ways of like “natural” abortions. I made a whole list back in like 2020-2021🧍‍♀️

[accio-victuuri]

WYB’s Wuzhen adventure Day 2. 🎭

i’ve been wanting to talk about his WZ time and cry about how it seems like everyone and their mom had a wyb sighting except for me. lol. in a way, i’m glad that wyb being there encouraged more people to attend ( i think wang junkai attended days before him but not sure about the details ) even if their main reason is get a glimpse of him, at least they get to watch a play and participate in their own way. i hope more established actors/actress will do the same to help this event too.

anyway, around 11:00 AM, bobo was already out and about. i expected him to not be out that early. i thought he was gonna be out late afternoon cause people said wz festival is more lively late in the afternoon to evening. he was with cheng er, he had a coffee cup ( he was yawning too ) and was all covered up. some people were asking him for autographs, which he declined. makes sense cause if he signed for one person, everyone will expect him to extend the same courtesy to them.

another thing. i’m so jealous of those who were able to take a “selfie” with bobo. 🍋🍋🍋 yes i know it’s not the best way to take it with wyb in the background. what gets me is how his eyes looks directly at the camera in front. mister hengdian hawkeye omg. i love this one, she didn’t expect bobo to sit behind her.

i have to agree with comments tho. i would be so scared / intimidated. 😰😰😰

the crowd was more today but he had people with him to keep him safe (p1) tho there was one video i saw that someone touched him and he turned. ahhhh! please do not touch him. T.T I feel like those people are not necessarily all yibo fans. a good number of them are passerby who know of yibo and are curious to see him.

this shot tho. his big hands. the yands 👋🏼

look at him holding two bottles with one hand. i cannot. 👁️👄👁️

He watched a play called Eurydice in the evening.

What I love is one of the security who was with him the whole day talked to the crowd and said it was WYB who asked him to convey a message. Asking people to be careful when taking photos and videos, especially the moss in the slopes ( cause they might slip ). Also to be careful not to catch a cold cause there is a big temperature difference from morning to evening. Basically, he wants people to take care and be safe. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

It’s easy to assume when you see the videos, and you don’t know him, to think that he doesn’t care. He barely acknowledges people and his head is always down. But this is his true intention. He is concerned for the people. Yibo is really the best boy 💕

[baddiec0re]

So when AK reacts to 6:16 in LA, AK looks wild at the sound of KTW or Katy W, but regardless KTW may reference a certain UK agency 👀 and yk the Wick Man song from drake? “Nadia died in dubai…” issa bout Nadia Ntuli, UK based model and onlyfans creator👩🏽‍💻 I know you see them keywords clicking together tho..I dive in deeper so bare with me ya

remember how drake dedicated #CLB to TWO dead models? 👁️👄👁️ nadia ntuli and mercedes morr & yk what that did? it got a bunch of news articles written on them and how they died…

bc if you can’t tell already the boy understands the power in publications from news sources (re: recently CA writing that wholesome plot twist in his article🤣)

hey how old was that model Nadia when she met Drake? the boy claimed to fw her for 7 years? i’m just tryna see something rq

anyway, don’t lose the plot ok

so one of the models died in a murder suicide from strangulation by a stalker she didn’t know, and the other model died in a car or motorcycle accident in dubai it’s unclear bc the articles I’ve read have said both 🧐 I really can’t find much info on nadia, not even socials? I want to know her age! bc the articles I read gave us an age for ms morr

“KTW know you can’t sleep”

DYK that the lawyer representing lil rod aka the lucian grange/UMG and diddy case is ALSO reported to be the lawyer that’s coming for AK? okay well, now yk

UK links are everywhere if you following the breadcrumbs…this is from the KTW about page. what they doin in London tho?

If you’re open to read the blind items, aka anonymous scoops by industry insiders, theres 22 pages in the pdf link with a LOT of things that are coming to light, been surfaced from years ago..

files.catbox.moe/obd1ok.pdf

issa lot of connections to the UK but funny enough 21 really wants to stay away from there?hmm wonder why

issa lot of drake bots out there tho 🤣 so don’t let them scare you away from looking things up

ok im done for now and i’ll probably post a video on youtube about this breakdown soon so follow me there if anything

ok any questions, comments, concerns? 📢📢📢

[tea-potato-gt]

My reactions and memes I thought of while reading the new “Shot in the Dark” book by @marydublinauthor @bittykimmy13 @kendsleyauthor for the first time! 🥰😆

Part 2 here / Part 3 here / Part 4 here / Predictions / Pirates AU

*spoilers*

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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

*looks at this post* me trying to imagine Russell Crowe with wings.

Who’s Damian? 👀👀👀

Chapter 3

This exchange, “Do you want more wine?” “I think i love you, Sylvia” was giving…

Chapter 4

Alice being baby, 🥺🥺 “a gift for keeping me company” 😭😭👻🤍

“Someone was in the house with me. Humans.” 🧠My brain🧠:

Okay, Alice to the rescue?! Slay queen! Slaaaayyy!… *Alice’s face distorts* OMG I shouldn’t be reading this so late at night 😟😨😭🫠🫥😰 I is scared 😟

Chapter 5

OooOoo Jon’s POV 👀👀 *looks through book* no Cliff Pov? 🤔 I guess Cliff is also 3rd wheeling his own book lol 😂

What a crazy how I met your mother situation. Jon: “Oh yeah, my best friend shot her.🧚‍♀️🔫 Then we kidnapped her and held her hostage for days. 🤷‍♂️”

Chapter 6

The boys at Sylvia (from this chapter onwards):

How Sylvia sees herself Vs How the boys see Sylvia:

Jon speaks Spanish??? 👁️👄👁️ that’s new

Chapter 7

Cliff and “The Other” 💀💀💀 (get wrecked Jon)

Draw me like one of your human girls🧚‍♀️✍️📖🧍‍♂️

Sylvia asking what everthing is has extended my life by three years 😌🥺😊

Chapter 8

How Sylvia sees her interactions with the boys:

Sylvia: “by your definition, you are a monster.”

*“The Other” gives Sylvia a handkerchief to keep warm* Part of me: aww that’s so nice 😊 The other part of me: Eeeeewwww 😷🤮🤢 who knows where that thing has been??? Girl don’t touch it!

*Sylvia escapes from the box and planning to go outside* Me: okay then what? You can’t fly? How can you escape if you don’t heal your wing?? 🙄

Chapter 9

Sylvia: I’m NEVER gonna tell these hunters ANYTHING 😤😡🤬

*Jon gives her a piece of chocolate 🍫 and shows her basic human decency*

Sylvia: “I lied to you”

Chapter 10

The boys based on their physical descriptions, or lack there of…

Apparently, Jon is built like a freaking tank💪, while Cliff is just a dude🧍‍♂️? 🤷‍♀️

Jon: “What, are you gonna leave again? Over this?” Sylvia🧚🏼‍♀️:

Sylvia: Okay! From this point on, I won’t say ANYTHING else to these hunters. 😤😡🧚🏼‍♀️

*gets a Pop Tart*

Sylvia: “my sister would live these”

*And here we see the start of Sylvia’s Pop-Tart addiction.*

Chapter 11

The disrespect the boys showed to my girl Alice😭

The boys at Sylvia after she reveals her magic:

Chapter 12

Jon at Cliff after he gets bit:

Sylvia asking for help to heal Jon. Voice: “You ask a gift of us?”

Jon and Sylvia at eachother:

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It was at this point, while reading, I looked up from the book and realized the sun was rising. 🌅🌄

👁️👄👁️

Part 2 here

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Nekoma’s Emo Manager

Nekoma x Fem! Manager (she/her pronouns)

Warnings: probably swearing 🤷🏻‍♀️ idk if that’s even a warning

AN: this is an anon request! I realized I had it labeled from Spooky Anon but it wasn’t signed from Spooky anon 😅 so idk who it’s from.

*aggressively hits G note on piano and stares into your soul*

If you unaware of the song that made an entire generation, please google it

Also I will not argue this point because I have both age and vintage Emo on my side 😌

Now for a mini history lesson, the Emo I’m going to be referring to today was popular from the late 90s to late 2000s and into the 2010s

This means heavy black eyeliner, hair that defied gravity, neckties being used as anything but neckties

Black with hints of accent colors such as, but not limited too, pinks, orange, white, etc.

The days when TRL and MTV were the way to “stream” new music and hot topic was the source of all band t-shirts

Now that I’ve covered a small history lesson, let’s strap in shall we!

So get your check board belts and fingerless gloves ready kids!

Because it’s time to get EMOtional 😂

N E Ways- let’s just say, you classified yourself as an “Emo kid”

It wasn’t super unheard of to be different fashionably in school but you, well you were definitely a sight

Your hair was teased to the rafters, bows of every color along with skulls littered your hair

Your eye liner was the blackest black, and you skin looked like you hadn’t seen sun in decades 😅

You wore fishnet tights with vans or perhaps another skateboarding shoe

You looked pretty intimidating to most people who didn’t know you

I mean, your style doesn’t exactly scream approachable

However, the people who did know you, knew that your style of “dark and brooding” didn’t measure up AT ALL to your personality

You were a complete sunshine ☀️

A literal sweetheart and absolute Angel!

Unfortunately a lot of kids didn’t get to know you ☹️

But luckily, there was one guy who didn’t care about looks

He really didn’t care about much actually 👀

And that happened to be our favorite setter Kenma!

Because Kenma honestly does not care about looks or superficial things like that

Actually, when you first got teamed up with Kenma to work on a project, a lot of kids thought it was a strange combo

But somehow, you two managed to make it work and in fact, you got the best grade in the class

After that, you and Kenma became partners for every project

There was just something he enjoyed about you

Probably your weird similarity to Hinata honestly 😏

Soon you and Kenma started hanging out after school

You both loved video games as well as had similar styles in music

Look at me and tell me Kenma wouldn’t be into Emo rock 👁️👄👁️

Fall out boy, Paramore, Taking Back Sunday, THE USED!!!!

Anyways, soon Kuroo joins and he’s confused about your friendship with Kenma

Like you and Kenma are complete opposites but you get along super well

Eventually Kuroo starts taking a liking to you as well

Kuroo has natural Emo hair so it’s fate 💅

Kuroo soon figures out why Kenma enjoys your company as you are a literal dark ball of sunshine

Eventually you start accompanying out kitty cats to practice in order to hang out with Kuroo and Kenma

Upon entering the gym, everyone stares at you

You low key kinda scare the first years, Inuoka and Shibayama

Yaku and Kai are super interested as in why you are there

Yamamoto is just dead because there’s a girl in the gym 🙄

And Lev, well Lev can’t keep his mouth shut

“Hey you’re that weird chick that wears black and has crazy hair. I’ve heard a lot about you!” Lev screams

Yaku please 😌

“LEV SHUT UP!” Kuroo yells as Yaku kicks him

You just giggle, a sound nobody was expecting, as you say, “I’m Yn! I guess I kind of do get a little bit of a reputation but I promise, I’m not evil or something!”

“She’s actually kind of cute in a different way,” Kai says as Fukunaga and Yaku nodd in agreement.

Soon, you are coming to every practice and helping where you can

Setting up chairs, filling water balls, handing out towels

The boys quickly adore you and soon you just naturally become apart of the team

Kuroo officially asks you the teams manager which you gladly accept

It’s hard finding a club with your specific tastes and since you could still express your style and personality, volleyball club seemed perfect!

You enjoyed playing music, listening to music and writing which were all supported by Nekoma

Our progressive Kings 👑

Honestly they were so supportive of their Emo scene queen!

They loved when you added little touches of red to your outfits and even made a hair bow that specifically said “Nekoma” on it 🥹

Of course, they were still boys so they all found you super cute and adorable

Yamamoto was your personal body guard for everything

It didn’t matter what, he always walked you to every class and if anyone made any comments about you, he would challenge them to a “rumble”

Language you later learned, was picked up from Karasuno 🙄

You had heard about Karasuno and you were honestly so excited to meet them!

Kenma had told you about Karasuno’s tiny middle blocker

On the way to training camp, our sweet boys let you play the music

Honestly Coach Nekomata was way into it 😂

He was such a hip coach and he knew you kids were into some weird stuff

Please he was too 🤚🏻

Anyways, he’s just happy you bring so much joy to the team

And honestly you match Nekoma’s cat-like mysterious vibes

So when you showed up, the other teams just kind of stared at you

Obviously you kinda stood out like a sore thumb Yn, sorry to say

But don’t worry, Yamamoto is on the case 🫡

“WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT? HAVENT UOU EVEN SEEN A GORGEOUS GIRL BEFORE?!?” He screams

You rn 👉🏻😐

Yaku 👉🏻 YAMAMOTO STOP BEING AN IDIOT

You just roll your eyes and smile, bowing to the teams and greeting them

Almost instantly, they melted 🥰

Because like how are you both adorable and scary???

Literally Emo culture mkay

“Come on Yn, let’s go,” Kenma says as you wave and walk away

Eventually you get introduced to all the teams, including Karasuno

You end up making eye contact with Hinata several times as he observes you

Finally, he makes his move

“Hi there! I really like your style! I see your friends with Kenma and the pretty girl manager for Nekoma! I’m Shoyo Hinata and I’m a middle blocker!” He shouts

You smile back and greet him, “Kenma had told me so much about you! It’s so great time finally meet you!”

Kuroo and Daichi watch you both and shake their heads

“Boy short stuff really can make friends with anyone can’t he?”

“You new manager looks super sweet and outgoing, albeit a little interesting,” Daichi says as Kuroo nods

Soon you and Hinata, and by consequence Bokuto, become besties

Honestly you really enjoy hanging out with Akaashi but we won’t tell Bokuto that 😶

You share your knowledge as well as your unique style of cheering with the boys

You wrote cute little cheers and even inspirational poetry to share with the boys

Bokuto and Hinata loved your fancy words : D

And even when Bokuto went into his own Emo modes, the teams knew exactly who to call!

“YN HALPPPP!” Akaashi would silently communicate to you with his eyes

You 👉🏻 NEVER FEAR OUR SCENE QUEEN IS HERE 🦸🏻‍♀️

“Bokuto would you like to listen to some music or maybe we can talk about your feelings?” You say as you rub his back

“I could use a hug,” Bokuto 🥺

You 👉🏻😌🥰 of course-

Akaashi doesn’t get it, Nekoma doesn’t get it but they appreciate it!!

[toodymcdoody]

fully watched Bad Parenting , despite still knowing the ending

SPOILERS (idk how to do the Keep Reading thing)

the actual game is way shorter than i thought it would be, but still amazing! it got a few REALLY good jumpscares from me (the doll “drinking” / the closet scene when trying to find the portal / etc) and it felt more “thriller “ to me than “horror” ,

but it was still a SCARY GAME! idk why i saw someone say it wasn’t scary, cos that’s crazy to me. i am a baby tho so idk.

Ron, that poor boy, was super sweet towards his parents and it makes me sad :/ his dad didn’t deserve that at all, hearing the fr sounds of a scared little boy when “Mr Red Face”/his dad was attacking him made me so uncomfortable and upset. i kinda just stared at the screen like 👁️👄👁️

the mom tho? i’m surprised im not really seeing discourse about her leaving her son with their abuser after ending things with him. like i understand she’s also a victim but so is her son, i couldn’t imagine leaving my kid with a man who hits me. BUT AT THE SAMETIME IM NOT THE MOM OR IN THAT SITUATION SO IDK! i’m not trying to victim blame i stg, she’s clearly upset and just left after being hit, she’s not thinking. and i know she blames herself for leaving their kid and how it took 14 days for her to notice. she was the breadwinner in the family , and that’s a lot of pressure. plus an abusive husband. it’s a lot. i feel that she’s a very nuanced character.

now the “limbo kids” (cos that’s how i see people calling them , in like one or two posts)

the ending ? having them all wave at each other and chilling, it’s just a sad and a melancholy feeling. like they’re gone from their abusers/murderers , but they’re Dead :( they didn’t deserve that at all and i wish all of their abusers get what’s coming to them.

i noticed that it says #1 in the beginning title screen, so i’m excited for more short games?

[gentlelass]

Does margo have a sense of humor and what will never fail to make her laugh?

OOO my first question 👁️👄👁️

I’m about to rewrite the Odyssey and get far off topic here and we all know it.

I like to think Margo’s the type of person to be a walking dichotomy. Just like she can be as sickly sweet as sugar in her day-to-day life, yet cold to the point of scalding in her profession, she’s the type of gal to laugh both at the darkest, most gruesome, gory, disturbing black kind of humor known to mankind, and do Gallows humor herself… and the next second turn around and start rolling on the floor because she’s seen Nico slip on a banana peel. Hysteric kind of laugh, yandere simulator kind of laugh. I like to think she may be as ladylike as she wants and yet when she laughs she still sounds like a feral hyena.

Mordecai’s legit scared of her and for her mental sanity when she does that, by the way. He’d like, either go “WHAT IS HAPPENING��?!”, or awkwardly pull her back up from the floor and pat her head, or her back. Or if it’s a business kind of situation, he’d tense up and hiss her to… “compose yourself, Ford”.

Yes, I also like to think that Mordecai would call her by her last name in public even after they started dating, to avoid giving an idea of ‘overfamiliarity’.

And she’d laugh at that kind of behaviour of his, too. She’s a close collaborator of the Savoys, and shares some of the same deranged, reckless kind of mentality: she’d think of Mordecai as completely paranoid, but unlike the Savoys she wouldn’t mock him for it: she thinks it’s cute, in fact, in the manner a shy and cowardly bunny may be cute. A kind of somewhat ‘belittling’ cute, maybe, but as I said, she gets along well with the Savoys: you can’t expect her to be exactly normal on the psychological side, a bit of a cruel streak resides in her, too. Of course, we all know Mordecai’s FAR from a coward, but that’s besides the point.

When the Marigold and Lackadaisy where still partnered in business and weren’t trying to implode each other she probably got along well with Mitzi. Similar energy, though Margo’s more on the unhinged, if vicious, side. She holds that back when she needs to, though, of course.

[slut4thebroken]

Omg so I started doing this thing where I just let the universe do what it’s gonna do right? And I lowkey had a work crush on this guy in December I think (I don’t remember when that film was lol) but anyway someone messaged me on insta today and asked if I’d do makeup for his student film next week and I’m pretty sure it’s him👁️👄👁️ I even checked the call sheet from a few months ago to double check BUT I never officially learned his name or the guy he was working closely with on set and they were also very ethnic so I heard it once but I was too scared to ask either of them to say it again😭 (thank you auditory processing disorder). Anyway so the guy I was crushing on is either him or the other guy on the call sheet but based on the super blurry and far away pics he’s tagged in, I’m like 89% sure it’s him🙏🏻 I’ll keep y’all posted🤭🫶

[mando-abs]

Preface: I am an 18+ blog, so minors don’t interact and keep scrolling

I know I was gonna do notes for the new Percy Jackson book, but in true Percy Jackson ADHD fashion, I stopped like a third of the way in bc it started feeling like a chore. And now I’m making this post days after finishing it 🤷🏻

But congratulations Rick Riordan on once again attracting his target reader audience

It was really good tho. If I wasn’t so bone tired lately, I would’ve finished it two days, but it took me like four lol. So if you have problems focusing on reading for long periods of time, this book is phenomenal (granted, I read oodles of college level books last year for my degree so middle grade is like a walk in the park but…my point still stands). This book is lower stakes than the original series, but if you love Percy as much as I do, this is great 😅😅 GIVE THAT BOY A BREAK

I’ll post a few spoilers below if you’re curious and nosey on what happens but don’t want to read the book. I encourage you to look up the general synopsis tho bc I’m not gonna write about that. This is gonna be my highlights.

Poseidon is a crocs and socks guy and I couldn’t be more happy. This is my biggest highlight. I’m not joking. Like of course he is. He’s also building an infinity pool in his underwater summer getaway which is just great. He’s trying to build a relationship ship with Percy so that’s great. Percy seems to be chill with that but he knows Poseidon’s gotta work for it.

Zeus being the reason why Percy’s gotta get 3 letters of recommendation. And why his first and only kite as a kid was struck down 😭😭😭

The existence of the restaurant Himbo Juice in this book surely means that Rick is aware of the femboy Hooters meme. Like I feel it in my nuggets

Percy and Annabeth sure are Percabeth-ing in this book and it gives me life. Like I can’t pinpoint an exact moment bc it’s everywhere.

I looooooove how Ganymede is painted as a victim of grooming in this book. Bc of course. And I looooove how Iris sympathizes with him bc she understands his situation and knows how he got an even worse deal than she did in his position. It’s also interesting how Riordan hops around this within the confines of middle grade fiction.

Also Ganymede feeling obligated to fill and top off everyone’s cups (demigod or not) was a nice touch

Iris has a demigod child that only loves monochrome and it’s killing her. Amazing

Sally Jackson is living her best life with Paul and is now a published author. AND SHE’S PREGNANT 😆😆😆😆😆😆 AND PERCY IS EXCITED TO BE A BIG BROTHER 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 oh I love it. Honestly, I could have a book just on that with him doing big brother babysitting.

Hebe has a Chuck E Cheese establishment called Hebe Jeebies where people can become younger as they play games and eat cardboard pizza. And she has killer chickens that will eat your flesh and conduct chicken fights. ALSO THE MAIN CUSTOMERS BEING BOOMERS BC THEY CANT GROW UP IS HILARIOUS. Burn.

When the trio was turned 8 temporarily, Percy was so anxious bc childhood trauma obvi. But Percy going “I don’t want to go through growing up again. I won’t. I’m so scared,” was owie.

In fact, Percy being so anxious he pressure washed (pressure bombed?) a cave is relatable. If every time I had a panic attack I became a pressure washer, my neighborhood street would be so clean.

The god of old age (whose name escapes me) being the one who stole the chalice made a lot of sense. AND PERCY EMBRACED HIM INSTEAD OF FIGHTING HIM BC HE WILL BE FIGHTING OLD AGE HIS WHOLE LIFE AND HE WANTS TO GROW OLD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I was tearing up. I think this was really targeted toward the young adult/approaching middle age audience. Damn you Riordan

Percy broke into Zeus’ chamber in Olympus to return the chalice and the only god to notice him was Athena!!!!!! They literally went “👁️👄👁️ 👀” She’s more tolerant of Percy being Athena’s boyfriend now!!! It’s gettin serious

Hmmmmmmmm

That’s all I have to say about that

[via-l0ve]

could you right a fluffy drabble with Ponyboy hosting a chaotic sleepover with greaser gang anf fem! reader please ? ;000 reader is hinted to have romantic feelings for Dally

a/n: i love these types of requests! i did a short prompt at the beginning and then i popped some headcannons at the end. i hope you enjoy :) i was giggling writing this lol.

warnings: swearing

Sleepover (Gang hc’s + slightly romantic Dallas!)

“hey! hey y/n!” You turn around and see Ponyboy running over to you. School had just been let out and you were headed back home.

“hey Pony, what’s up?” you smiled at him as he finally caught up to you. His hair was messy from the slight windy weather in Tusla; he combed it back with his fingers. He gave you a small grin.

“I’m throwin’ a slumber party tonight at my house! you gotta come y/n, it’s gonna be so fun! besides, you’re the life of the party, wouldn’t be as fun without ya.” he smiled, obviously excited as he explained at all to you.

“sure, pone i’d love to. what time? the whole gang gonna be there?” you asked, smiling at him.

he nodded. “yep, all of the guys and I. around six probably, think we’re gonna order pizza or something.” he shrugged.

“all of the guys?” i blushed a little. “i mean.. even dallas?” i asked, trying to play it off as if it was nonchalant

he rolled his eyes playfully. “yeah, y/n. even Dallas.” he smirked.

“so you’ll be there?” he asked with a smile.

“wouldn’t miss it for the world.” you responded, smiling at him

“good! it’ll be fun!” he gave your shoulder a gentle squeeze and left, leaving you to go home and pack a bag.

Once you get to the house chaos endures

All of the guys are crowded around the table, playing cards and betting their money on stupid bets that Two-Bit and Darry win constantly

“i’m losin’ all my goddamn money cus’ of ya!”

“sorry Steve, not my fault you suck at rummy.”

*throws all of the cards.*

after losing all of their money, everyone decides to make some food (despite literally having ZERO idea how to cook!)

It eventually breaks off into a bake off between

Y/n, Dallas, Johnny, Ponyboy

Steve, Two-Bit, Darry and Soda

Darry was dragged into this and since he knows how to cook somewhat you and dallas were cussing and so competitive because “they can’t have a good one on their team!! ADVANTAGE!!”

So you paired darry with the worst trio imaginable

The kitchen catches on fire because Two-Bit dropped some grease on the stove and everyone started screaming and Steve grabbed a towel and threw it on top of the flame to suffocate it and then the towel got CHARRED and darry had to unleash half of the fire extinguisher onto the stove.

Dallas grabbed you and literally yanked you to the other room bc god forbid you get hurt

darry to two-bit afterwards:

everyone had to take a break after that.

anyways, Two-Bit got banned and became the judge after the small fire and you guys continued to make food.

Ponyboy mistook the salt for sugar and Dallas smacked him on the head after he realized and it was too late because Johnny already mixed it in and you just looked scared bc how tf were you supposed to win now

Little did you know that sodapop and steve literally forgot to put eggs in?? and Darry didn’t catch them??

But anyways Two-bit absolutely GOBBLES up the cookies you guys made and then immediately spits it out because of the overwhelming amount of salt

And he can’t even eat the other cookies because wtf is that

After cleaning up and being very aware of the stove, you all move into the living room and ponyboy goes

“guys i got you all gifts.”

AND THIS MF PULLS OUT MATCHING PJS :(

The entire gang is going 👁️👄👁️

meanwhile you’re literally

“that’s so fucking cute.”

let’s be honest they prolly look like this:

Two bit def wanted the dress

Dallas, steve and darry were all very adamant to not wear any of them

You easily convinced Dallas

“please? we’d all look so good.”

“…fine, y/n/n.”

awww he loves you

sodapop also definitely wore one of the dresses and steve wore the footie pj’s and they matched

you guys went to the DX all dolled up in your matching pj’s and you bought a ton of shit like candy bars and cigarettes and beer and energy drinks

you guys go back home and decide to call three different pizza places and see who can deliver the fastest

(no one thought of the outcome of having like 10 fucking pizzas to eat)

but anyways Pizza Hut was the fastest

Dallas dared steve that he couldn’t chug a beer and eat four pizza slices in four minutes

he did it and the outcome was dallas losing five bucks and steve spending an hour in the bathroom frantically yelling “IM DYING!”

Johnny wants to watch a movie and is indecisive and eventually gets all the boys arguing about what to watch so you and Dallas sit back and eat your candy and watch them all scream and argue over which shrek movie was better (Two-Bit is FRANTICALLY arguing that the third one is superior.)

after they decide on a movie and steve emerges from the bathroom, you pull out facemasks and force everyone to do them with you

you sit on dallas’ lap to put it on him and he’s lowkey blushing and loving your touch but he’s too tough he won’t say anything

but he’s literally looking at you like 🥰

you didn’t tell the guys that the masks were peel offs and you got to watch them all go through the five stages of grief as they ripped the masks off

ponyboy is SCREAMING

literally flabbergasted

Steve is begging sodapop to take it off for him because “it hurts less when someone else does it.”

Two-bit can barley breathe because he’s laughing so hard

Darry is js grunting and i feel like he peeled his off before it even dried so now his fingers are sticky and he’s having a fit

Johnny is the quietest one but he got some in his eyebrow and the YELP he let out when he YANKED IT

Dallas is literally labor breathing “hee-hoo hee-hoo.” lookin ass

you’re literally dying because wtf is happening

after the boys go through their traumatic experience, you all cuddle up and watch your movie.

Darry is the first one to fall asleep and Dallas and you gang up to draw on his face

someone totally drew a dick on Darry’s poor face and when he wakes up and sees this huge weiner drawn on his face he is going to murder

Johnny is out next and he gets the whole treatment of face drawings

i feel like when ponyboy falls asleep steve pours water on his face and he wakes up like moms when their kids wake them up for a drink of water

terrifying.

Two-bit is drunk off his ass bro💀💀 someone get this kid a tranquilizer bc holy fuck

at like 2am he’s talking some shit about interdimensional aliens and it’s lowkey scary

someone put him down.

Steve clocks out and he’s using sodas face as a pillow and sodapop is just enduring it.

Eventually only you and dallas are left and you guys are sitting next to eachother

you pass out and unconsciously cuddle into him and he literally melts

he wraps his arms around you and puts his chin on ur head and passes out

the gang def takes pics of you guys all snuggled up when they wake up

[akookminsupporter]

Its amazing to me how we don’t hear/see anything of the boys and think they’re not doing anything/enjoying their free time, and then they announce so much stuff out of the blue like 👁️👄👁️. We literally can’t have a moment of rest and it’s SO HARD to keep up but at the same time please don’t stop 😭🤡. I’m excited and also scared for everything there is to come still, and we haven’t even gotten to jk, v and Suga’s solo projects yet 👀

It's funny to think how for a second we thought there wouldn't be much content from them for the next 2-3 years.

[mhayes225]

Major spoilers for the most recent Harley Quinn episode and season 4 thus far:

LIKE MAJOR! DONT READ PAST THIS POINT IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE SPOILED!!!

(I just need to get my thoughts out! There’s been so much happening, and I have no one to talk to about it even though I really want too… so here we are!)

OK NOW IF YOU’RE READING PAST THIS POINT, YOU’VE BEEN WARNED 👁️👄👁️

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Okay it might just be me… but there’s no way that if Nightwing is really dead that they would have his going out funeral be like that right? I mean I know it’s supposed to be a funny show, but… would they really do that? Maybe I’m in denial… I need to know if other people think he’s actually dead and I’ll roll with it. I don’t think he’s dead for real.

Also I NEVER expected the jokers family reacting that way to his (re?)coming out of villany… I’m shocked.

Plus I have to get this out b/c I’ve seen no one mention it: The way they animated and drew the joker after he killed that guy in episode 4 had me gaping and slow blinking afterwards. I HAD CHILLS…. His eyes, his teeth, THE FINGERS! (Here I have screenshots, forgive the poor quality ⬇️)

Like ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT! (Don’t get me wrong I’m here for it but that’s scary!) Whoever drew him for this scene went hard and I commend them for it. They captured the jokers true self so well… I don’t think the he has ever looked that terrifying at any point in the series so far.

I feel so bad for Harley right now. She doesn’t have the bat family anymore. Ivy is pushing her aside to focus on the legion of doom. (Even though harley sort of did the same thing to Ivy when she left to be with the bat fam) And now some clone hussy is impersonating her!!! I bet 10 bucks that nobody is going to believe harley if she tries to tell anyone about it! With how Ivy’s been acting I don’t know if she’ll be able to tell the difference between the two…

I know people have their criticisms about the season so far (which is great!) but it has me on the edge of my seat, I like it! I’ve accepted that everything I think is going to happen is either not going to happen at all or come about in a way that I never see coming. I can’t wait to see what’s in store for the rest of the season. I’m ready for harlivy to get back into their groove and I’m scared for Barbras legs. I feel like this season has more cliff hangers than in previous seasons and it’s not even done...

Anyways thanks for letting me vent tumblr and thanks to the strangers that may read this far! I hope I didn’t step on any toes. If you’re a harlivy fan I’d love to hear about your theories or what you think so far! You can also hate on this post if you’d like too… either way live your life, I don’t mind 🤷‍♀️