#I’m not tagging this I’m fallial aslep as I type 🙏

[l3viat8an]

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the shower, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me <3

THIS IS A COPYPASTA BTW