#I’m not joking :-)

[redfirefox-55]

I want one of these so badly I’m going to get into needle felting just to make something like it

Commission!Five Pebbles!

Now I can make cables and rotatable receivers(magnetic removable)!

[gojosprettyprincess]

Me when Nanami comes home from work and ask what’s for dinner

[bellehaspurplehair]

Gonna get on this one day and you’re never gonna see me again:

[4noth3ruser]

ASHSHEIGSSKSTWGSKKS

I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him I hate him

OMG GAMDYHWJSYWHWTSJSJSHWHEYYEHW

[victoriandrama]

If anyone writes a newtmas fic where Newt is a motorcyclist, I'm going to get a newtmas tattoo on my arm

[therealjomarch]

RE: my last post

Fan fic writers get busy. I need alllll the Nosferatu fan fics.

Tag me in them.

[puppynametaken]

Affini practically orgasming over me filling out paperwork for the fun of it. I get too high and puppy brained and amongst all the forms I accidentally sign my domestication contract much to the affini’s joy. The sound of an affini climax is one to behold. Let’s just say I get to fill out documents whenever I want now…

[metallatch]

i can’t fcking believe bkdk is canon

[denjidenjiji]

he lives inside my skin. Please help me.

[secretly-a-polar-bear]

I’m sorry to all the heavily monogamous Lilia fans, if malleus’s parents survived he totally would’ve been in a polygamous relationship with the both of them. I don’t make the rules. And to all the polyamorous readers out there better hope you’re born a fae or malleus’s parents chill on the I hate humans thing.



[chowchulo]

The Alien: Romulus movie just came out….

drawing Tom x xenomorph

[viscanpikamine]

“Women only go for looks”

Brother my biggest crush in Fallout is Dr Mobius I don’t think it’s about your looks

[porcelaintoybox23]

My shipping of trephacard is so delusional that I forgot that Alucard wasn’t canonically dating them and that he hasn’t been the immortal uncle of every Belmont descendant. Imagine my surprise when twitter spoilers reveal that Richter doesn’t know him.

[i-suc-at-art]

This dad and his daughter walked into the boba shop that i work at and all i could see was Cass and Bruce..

Bruce *On the phone with a boba shop employee*: I was just calling to make sure you guys are open, my daughter wants boba.

Employee (me): yes, we are open!

Bruce: Your at the shop off [insert Gotham street here] correct?

Employee: Uh- yes that’s correct!

Bruce: Okay great thank you.

Employee: of course sir, you have a nice day.

20 minutes later:

Bruce and Cass walk into the shop (Bruce is on the phone, when he gets up to the employee he hangs up said phone saying “i gotta go man, my daughter is getting boba”)

Bruce: my daughter would like some of your boba

Employee: Alrighty, what kind do you want? We have a lot of different flavors

Cass *quitely*: what kind of flavors do you have..?

Employee: well.. Our menu is right up there, you’ll find all the flavors up there :)

Bruce *reading out the flavors to Cass

Employee: The taro is a good one for people who haven’t had boba before, it’s kinda like captain crunch oops all berries milk..

Bruce and cass: *blank stares*

Bruce: you want the berries and milk one?

Cass: *Nods*

Bruce: *orders his drink too* (A small thai tea)

Employee: Okay, that will be $9.48,

Cass *Staring at the employee the whole time with big eyes.

[69sker]

I have a theory

[staygaybaby]

I love skz and all, but if I ever saw them irl I’m running the opposite way. I’ll gently toss love letters from a window above.

don’t look at me please