#I’m not american btw
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yourlocalbadgerscales · 3 months ago
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*looks around the restaurant* nobody in this restaurant knows I stole my shoelaces from the president
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aleielle-of-roshar · 3 months ago
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OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHHELLNOFUCKFUCKFUCK 🤢
IMNOTAMERICANBUTHOLYSHITHOW/WHYDIDTHEYLETTHATSONOFAFUCKINGBITCHWIN
ICANTBREATHERIGHTNOWHOLYSHIT
IWISHIHADTHEMONEYANDPOWERTOSMUGGLESOMEOFMYMOOTSOVERTHEBORDERHOLYSHIT
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ichigos · 7 months ago
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Some of you haven’t heard the stars of 4kids sing our national anthem and it shows.
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southparkartsystuff · 7 months ago
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It really sucks that in the opening introduction to the movie, Mary Kay Bergman is not even mentioned and it’s wrongfully stated that all the characters were voiced by Trey and Matt, it’s strange because Isaac Hayes did get mentioned but she didn’t.
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katesattic · 2 years ago
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I said this to my brother once and he freaked the fuck out. My brother is not a billionaire (but I guess aspires to be one?)
I am 100% with Bernie here. There should be an earnings cap and it should totally be taxed.
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Interesting to call this “confiscating” when it’s just making the rich pay their fair share, especially considering all the stolen wealth from the bottom 99% and historic tax evasion.
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noodles-and-tea · 4 days ago
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No but… seriously
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drabwraith · 12 days ago
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People in history identifying as a different gender instead of male or female. People in history feeling deeply connected with animals. People have been like this since our very beginning. We’re just doing it in a different way.
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coldhands-sunkeneyes · 3 months ago
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WHO UP ROMANCING THEY CHEMICALS
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undercover-grisha · 3 months ago
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Inej Ghafa
I’m so proud of this you guys omg
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Also I spent so long on the background I might post it just alone it’s not even funny 😭
btw the translation of the Ravkan are “Peanuts - 1.50/ per bag” “To The Saints” and “Circus”
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vomittedsoap · 2 months ago
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Was thinking abt Fitzjames as an American Illustration comic book hero and decided he would probably end up having a ponytail. And despite descriptions, Crozier would look like Charlton Heston.
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an-ivy-covered-summer · 6 months ago
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i know this will be a controversial statement for some people on this website, but you guys need to understand that being a radical communist with zero awareness of the nuance of living on planet earth is really not very different from being an alt-right extremist.
if you’re past the point of using logical thinking and understanding that societies and politics are complex and can be wildly different from one place to another, you’re just a fanatic, in spite of the place in the spectrum you place yourself on. you’re too swayed and brainwashed by propaganda. you’re just a blind fanatic, and your agenda becomes dangerous for real people living in the real world.
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where-is-grian · 8 months ago
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Today Grian is swimming in the lake at Hospital Rock! He’s a little lonely though..
Hopefully some friends show up
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royaltea000 · 7 months ago
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Fourth of July is so funny cuz it’s the one time every year that people decades past their hetalia phase will wake up in a cold sweat and go “there’s only one character I can draw for this day… 👁️👁️💦”
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mossadspypigeon · 18 days ago
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also hate to tell you all this, but the majority of lgbtqia+ groups are antisemitic and have been for years now, even if jews are in them and lead them. despite our contributions to the movements and communities.
yes, a lesbian jew is saying this.
a lesbian (ex leftist, now centrist) jew is also saying to fellow queer jews, even zionist/pro israel queer jews, that these antisemites aren’t going to pick you just because you blame netanyahu and gvir for all of your problems.
i said what i said. maybe try blaming hamas for once.
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legilimensims · 3 months ago
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tomorrow is election day 🇺🇸.
i've been dreading this moment for 4 years. i'm gonna hurt some feefees with this i just know it. truth hurts.
it shouldn't have to be said but if you're planning on not voting, or voting the orange criminal, or voting third party - jill stein specifically - well...you are a stupid idiot.
i would be 100% sure that kamala harris has the victory in her bag, hands down...if it weren't for the free palestine crowd. like i know you guys are ready to throw democracy, women's rights, and the lives of ukranians away - not to mention the worldwide far-right is gonna be empowered by a trump win - in the name of a perceived moral superiority but trust me this is not the time for your performative activism, because that's what a "protest vote" is. sadly from what i saw on twitter/x some are too far gone and already wasted their vote.
get harris-walz elected and pressure *them* for a cease fire - i know you think trump is gonna be easier to leverage but that's the guy who's been meeting with netanyahu behind biden's back to sabotage peace plans. he wants gaza leveled. he wants ukraine destroyed.
jill stein may want a free palestine but she is a russian operative, she loves putin, and you can't be pro palestine and pro ukraine at the same time if you vote for her, i'm sorry. she has 0 chances of being elected, if you vote for her you are only aiding the return of bozo in the white house.
don't make the same mistake of 2016, you know hillary clinton was right about everything. the candidates are not the same, one is definitely worse the other. one wants justice and equality, the other wants revenge and chaos.
your democracy is literally on the line, do you really want a rapi*t as president? do you want fecking MAGA(turds) to turn your country into a christofascist theocracy? do you want women to die because of denied abortions? do you really want a handmaid's tale type of reality? come on.
time to wake tf up. the choice is clear.
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notacluedo · 1 year ago
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alison reynolds!!¡ (and renee + alison doodle)
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