#I’m not american btw
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*looks around the restaurant* nobody in this restaurant knows I stole my shoelaces from the president
#thanks obama#I’m not american btw#thank obama for that#ellastag#jamstag#shitposting#shitpost#tumblr code
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OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHHELLNOFUCKFUCKFUCK 🤢
IMNOTAMERICANBUTHOLYSHITHOW/WHYDIDTHEYLETTHATSONOFAFUCKINGBITCHWIN
ICANTBREATHERIGHTNOWHOLYSHIT
IWISHIHADTHEMONEYANDPOWERTOSMUGGLESOMEOFMYMOOTSOVERTHEBORDERHOLYSHIT
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everyone talking about lasting the 4 years, these trying times…
make sure that it’s only four years and mister you-will-never-need-to-vote-again doesn’t take over your “free country”
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Some of you haven’t heard the stars of 4kids sing our national anthem and it shows.
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It really sucks that in the opening introduction to the movie, Mary Kay Bergman is not even mentioned and it’s wrongfully stated that all the characters were voiced by Trey and Matt, it’s strange because Isaac Hayes did get mentioned but she didn’t.
#south park#south park movie#artsy talks#I’m not american btw#that’s something I heard#bigger longer and uncut
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I said this to my brother once and he freaked the fuck out. My brother is not a billionaire (but I guess aspires to be one?)
I am 100% with Bernie here. There should be an earnings cap and it should totally be taxed.
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Interesting to call this “confiscating” when it’s just making the rich pay their fair share, especially considering all the stolen wealth from the bottom 99% and historic tax evasion.
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#ALL U DO IS SUBTRACT 12 FROM THE CURRENT HOUR BABES BTW#14:55-12:00=02:55#because we use 12 hour so that’s why u subtract 12 u see#i feel like almost everywhere other than american is hip with 24 hr time which is why i specified it like this#i’m american and i understand and use (and prefer) 24 hr#most people i know get it but hate it#wait did you know also they make twenty four hour ANALOGUE clocks#need one
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WHO UP ROMANCING THEY CHEMICALS
#mcr#mcr5#if you could be anything what would you be?#I have such a trained response to American rock band my chemical romance. that I felt chills and almost cried seeing that post btw#michael romance himself fucking pavloved me#I’m so normal about this (LYING)
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Inej Ghafa
I’m so proud of this you guys omg
Also I spent so long on the background I might post it just alone it’s not even funny 😭
btw the translation of the Ravkan are “Peanuts - 1.50/ per bag” “To The Saints” and “Circus”
#six of crows#soc#shadow and bone#inej ghafa#inej ghafa fanart#six of crows fanart#soc fanart#grishaverse#Btw i know I made it very like American circus vibes but I tried to make it as homey and what I consider the Suli vibe to be as possible#I’m sure I’ll do better when I vamp it up and redo it probably next year. add more small details and stuff#But for now I’m rly proud of it!
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i know this will be a controversial statement for some people on this website, but you guys need to understand that being a radical communist with zero awareness of the nuance of living on planet earth is really not very different from being an alt-right extremist.
if you’re past the point of using logical thinking and understanding that societies and politics are complex and can be wildly different from one place to another, you’re just a fanatic, in spite of the place in the spectrum you place yourself on. you’re too swayed and brainwashed by propaganda. you’re just a blind fanatic, and your agenda becomes dangerous for real people living in the real world.
#you’re no better than a twitter stan but actually worse bc you don’t give a shit about misinformation and harming real human beings#just to try to make a point and prove how you’re ideology is perfect and anything who identifies with it is perfect and fuck anybody#who dares have critical thinking and nuance bc they’re just fascist traitors#and the fact that i can apply all this to two different topics. see: american election and venezuela’s crisis just further shows what i say#i’m tired. TIRED!!!!!! of ipad communists trying to spread misinformation so blatantly and maliciously#fucking stop!!!!!!!!!!!!#i don’t think this applies to any of my mutuals / people i follow btw so pls don’t take this personally bc it’s not any of you#if you follow me tho and feel offended by this post. well. question yourself and your beliefs!#politics
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Was thinking abt Fitzjames as an American Illustration comic book hero and decided he would probably end up having a ponytail. And despite descriptions, Crozier would look like Charlton Heston.
#cuz American illustrators love that sht#I’m 100% right about the charlton heston thing btw#and James Stewart would be shoehorned in there somewhere#the terror#amc the terror#the terror amc#James fitzjames#warmup#my art#artists on tumblr
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is this not going to lead to increased violent resistance in countries whose governments are participating in genocide? if people see that calling your reps and voting won’t stop your own government from openly supporting and sponsoring genocide then what other conclusions are people going to come to? This comes directly after watching millions die from a global pandemic because our governments refused to do anything. it felt like we’d been building to an explosion of violence even before October 7 with all the massive increases in right wing organised violence as well as the reams of labour strikes, but that seems quaint now. Palestine appears to hold global popular support. in one protest last week in london alone there was 100k people demonstrating in support of Palestine. Where is that energy going to go? It’s not going to drive people to the polls
#I’m not American btw but if you say any vote blue shit on here save yourself the breath and kys instead#I don’t mean this in a ‘what about us’ way just thinking like. When the dust settles what are people gonna do? Just go back to their lives#like nothing happened?
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Today Grian is swimming in the lake at Hospital Rock! He’s a little lonely though..
Hopefully some friends show up
#grian#where is grian?????#mcyt#where is#i loved going to hospital rock to connect with my ancestors#I’m Native American btw
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Fourth of July is so funny cuz it’s the one time every year that people decades past their hetalia phase will wake up in a cold sweat and go “there’s only one character I can draw for this day… 👁️👁️💦”
#the haunting sounds of the American theme sneaking up on them the closer it gets to the fourth#like the jaws theme but it’s an eagle screech#eagles don’t even screech the usa’s a sham#this is a very usa centric post#I dunno maybe people in other countries wake up in a cold sweat on their foundation days and go#no… it’s time 👁️👁️💦#shoutout to all my American Hetalia fans waking up today and remembering that they’re hetalia fans#we will get through this together#I hope I get to glimpse fireworks this year#dude last year was such a bummer#I wanted to do sparklers in the backyard but no one wanted to join me so it was just me doing em myself while my family kept trying to#convince me to come back inside :(((#then my dad went hey this year we should get fireworks#NO#no one can have fun cuz you guys were mean to me last year >:(#slash j btw it’s not a big deal I’m just salty lol#when you’re the only one full of whimsy in your family 😔#happy birthday America#get your shit together#❤️🤍💙#hetalia#aph america#hws america#alfred f jones
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tomorrow is election day 🇺🇸.
i've been dreading this moment for 4 years. i'm gonna hurt some feefees with this i just know it. truth hurts.
it shouldn't have to be said but if you're planning on not voting, or voting the orange criminal, or voting third party - jill stein specifically - well...you are a stupid idiot.
i would be 100% sure that kamala harris has the victory in her bag, hands down...if it weren't for the free palestine crowd. like i know you guys are ready to throw democracy, women's rights, and the lives of ukranians away - not to mention the worldwide far-right is gonna be empowered by a trump win - in the name of a perceived moral superiority but trust me this is not the time for your performative activism, because that's what a "protest vote" is. sadly from what i saw on twitter/x some are too far gone and already wasted their vote.
get harris-walz elected and pressure *them* for a cease fire - i know you think trump is gonna be easier to leverage but that's the guy who's been meeting with netanyahu behind biden's back to sabotage peace plans. he wants gaza leveled. he wants ukraine destroyed.
jill stein may want a free palestine but she is a russian operative, she loves putin, and you can't be pro palestine and pro ukraine at the same time if you vote for her, i'm sorry. she has 0 chances of being elected, if you vote for her you are only aiding the return of bozo in the white house.
don't make the same mistake of 2016, you know hillary clinton was right about everything. the candidates are not the same, one is definitely worse the other. one wants justice and equality, the other wants revenge and chaos.
your democracy is literally on the line, do you really want a rapi*t as president? do you want fecking MAGA(turds) to turn your country into a christofascist theocracy? do you want women to die because of denied abortions? do you really want a handmaid's tale type of reality? come on.
time to wake tf up. the choice is clear.
#this is me being gentle btw…i’m feral when it comes to politics - i have 0 tolerance for bullshit#american politics#vote kamala#harris walz 2024#nonsims#saviourhide
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alison reynolds!!¡ (and renee + alison doodle)
#aftg#alison reynolds#the foxhole court#All of these are referenced from gossip girl btw serena van dev woodsen is very Alison coded#Worst man Dan Humphrey with his dumbass buzzcut can be Seth <3#My art#I also don’t know if college sports people wear those letterman’s I’m not american
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