#I’m literally wearing vans rn lmao

[ann1e-on-earth]

I’m sorry but….

Vans supremacy 💪 (no offense to converse wearers btw)

[cl6teen]

come and see me ❀ ln4

in which everybody knows just how whipped your long distance boyfriend is for you

contains: social media!au, student!reader (21-22), whipped!lando who spoils you a bunch, a short little thing because i love writing for lando, this is purely self indulgent lmao; but to my requests dw im certainly getting to them

📍 rio de janeiro

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yourinstagram clearly not much studying is being done!

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landonorris goddamn

landonorris first

bsfsinstagram this is getting out of hand

landonorris 😍😍

landonorris how are you so beautiful??

landonorris hey

yourinstagram hi i have a boyfriend 🥰

landonorris he’s a lucky guy

maxfewtrell please just come visit so that lando can shut up and stop whining about you

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luv4lando lando always having post notifications on for yn is so boyfriend of him 😭😭

user hes literally head over heels for her

oscarpiastri please do your schoolwork

yourinstagram you’re one to talk 😬

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lando.jpg tfw when u miss ur girlfriend but she’s across the world

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danielricciardo my man my man my man lookin ass

landonorris my girl my girl my girl , and what about it?

yourinstagram i love you 🥰

yourinstagram call me call me call me

landonorris yes ma’am 😍

user lando seems like the type to mention his relationship at any moment and i’m here for it

oscarpiastri he does 😒

landonorris you act like it bothers you

oscarpiastri i just listen because i can’t tell you to shut up

user omg i’ve just gotten into watching f1 but who’s this?

user lando’s girlfriend! he’s head over heels whipped for her

bsfsinstagram please stop facetiming her while we’re trying to study ☹️

user get you a man like lando norris

yourinstagram he’s a one of a kind, but good luck trying!

user nothing was more sweet than watching lando’s post race interview when he said his celebratory plans were going home and facetiming y/n

user need this kind of love in my life asap 😩

my man 🏎️

are you back from the beach?

you

mhm, just made some dinner

wanna see the photos i took?

my man 🏎️

the answer’s the same every time babe

you

i’m screaming into my pillow and kicking my feet rn

my man 🏎️ loved an image

my man 🏎️ loved an image

my man 🏎️

holy shit yn

😩😩😩

is that the dress i sent you??

shit, it looks good, you look so good in it

im glad i bought it

you’re the prettiest woman i’ve ever seen

you

lando omg

stop it stop it

my man 🏎️

i cant praise my girlfriend?

i should buy you more things

you

please don’t 😭

this was more than enough i’m so in love with it

my man 🏎️

if i can’t see you i can at least spoil you

i was going to get you a van cleef stack, what colour did you want?

you

lando norris.

i don’t need a van cleef bracelet.

my man 🏎️

what about some heels?

you

you’ve already got me a bunch, my closet is begging for more space

how about you get me podium on your race in singapore?

i cant wait to watch tomorrow

my man 🏎️

well that’s already a guaranteed

i’ll just surprise you 🤍

you

okay love 🤍

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yourinstagram come and see me for once (lando)

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user awe the photo from his stream earlier 🥺

user HELP when he saw that y/n was watching he got so smiley and excited

bsfsinstagram not the partynextdoor lyric

yourinstagram the best of the best

landonorris im coming.

yourinstagram yeah sure 😓

user the period???

danielricciardo is this shade 🤔

yourinstagram most definitely not daniel, get off my page

bsfsinstagram danielricciardo you can get onto mine instead 😍

user realer than real

user does anyone else thinks she’s always too quick to show off her body, like she barely wears any clothing

landonorris shut up

bsfsinstagram shut up

oscarpiastri shut up

danielricciardo shut up

user omg if i was that user i would have no choice but to stop living bc how u get cussed out four times back to back

my man 🏎️

you shouldn’t worry about that comment angel

it’s been a few days, they took it down

you

i know, lots of people say it anyway

it shouldn’t bother me

my man 🏎️

it’s okay if it bothers you

but don’t change because of it

i like what you wear

i actually love it

you

🙄

of course you like it

you like everything about me

my man 🏎️

why wouldn’t it?

you’re so smart and kind

and fucking beautiful

i won the lottery

so don’t change yourself to fit a rando’s wants

who the hell even are they

you

i love you so much

i wish you were here right now

my man 🏎️

yeah, me too

but i got you that gift i was talking about

it should have arrived by now

you

oh i didn’t even notice

my man 🏎️

yeah they said they dropped it off at your door

you

okay i’ll go check, i’ll facetime you in a bit to try it on

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yourinstagram so he did in fact come and see me…

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user lando standing on business norris

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landonorris i hope you liked the gift i sent

yourinstagram i love it so much

danielricciardo are you not the gift in question lando

oscarpiastri ik your grades are cussing you out rn

yourinstagram i’m actually still getting all A’s i’ll have you know

bsfsinstagram parents reunited in brazil!!

yourinstagram 💋💋

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landonorris 🇧🇷 with this stinker

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user the differences in their posts are taking me outtt

yourinstagram why would you post that

landonorris why wouldn’t i post that?

user will you be back in time for qatar?

mclaren he better be 😅

danielricciardo this is so girl from ipanema core lando

landonorris shut up mate

oscarpiastri when lando finally sees his girlfriend again and is no longer there to complain 🙏🏻

landonorris you know you miss me

oscarpiastri say hi to yn for me

yourinstagram best boyfriend ever 💋

landonorris only for you 🤍

[quinloki]

Hahaha jokes on you for saying people are qualified to speak to you bc now I’m even more encouraged to send you my thoughts

Jk. But I appreciate your acceptance of them. I’m currently trying to bully my IRL bestie to hurry tf up on getting thru one piece bc right now my options are limited like she’s in enies lobby now and I’m like pls… at least get to post time skip… I can scream about Law and Marco then

Omg ok so it’s peak squirrel brain hours for me rn so lemme try to tell you about this brainrot I’ve been having.

I literally have no idea where it came from but modern au, you’re a patron at thatch’s bar, you go there often and are friendly with thatch bc he’s a nice guy. Friends with Luffy. You go to said bar, having a great time with your friends, whitebeard crew shows up bc it’s thatch’s place obvi, but some other crew busts in trying to pick a fight. Somehow you get yoinked as a hostage bc the other crew wants to fight somewhere else (a trap duh) and it’s not a situation where they can get you out safe so they’re like yes we’ll fight you at this location but Marco is like I wanna come too, prolly cause he feels responsible maybe you were by the whitebeard crew bc you were luffy’s friend or you were flirting with Marco and that’s why you got snatched

And the baddies they’re like fine fine but it’s seastone cuffs. They got beef with him or something so they were down, plus having one of their fighters tapped out seemed smart

So you go off with them and both of you are just subconsciously trying to protect the other Marco even has you come sit on his lap bc the sketchy van you’re put in has stuff all over the floor and you’re wearing shorts/skirt and it’s conveniently freezing in the van so like, y’all can warm eachother up

And the baddies are like oh wait is it the Phoenix’s gf is that why he wanted to come and they’re taunting like oh the things we could do to your little gf and Marco is like just remember the cuffs won’t be on forever

Anyways they drive y’all around until the meeting time maybe taunting or roughing poor Marco up a little and finally they all meet up at this trap location except obvi the whitebeard pirates are gonna kick ass and come to the rescue and they take you back with them to heal any injuries/make sure you ok

BUT

Oh no one of the baddies gets away and starts posting all over the dark web about the phoenix’s weakness and everyone is like oh you’re in danger guess you gotta stay with us for awhile

And Marco was so nice so you just have a huge crush but he somewhat avoids you bc he feels responsible so you’re like oh he does not like me back oh ok

And idk they’re loosely mafia ish so some shenanigans ensue of people coming after you but Marco is always there to protect you and the tension is off the charts

….

That’s kinda as far as my brain got bc I keep starting over lmao

Ugh I wish I was better at making that a cute little story I’m so good at coming up with things in my head but typing them out is so hard T_T

But I hope you enjoyed my brainrot I’m about to head to bed and will most likely be thinking of it more <3

An Author friend of mine - far more successful and suited to the job than I am - said something once that really sticks with me.

The ideas are the easy part, writing is the hard part.

Some people will come to her with ideas, and want some sort of 50/50 deal for doing "half" the work, and honestly, no matter how well fleshed out the idea is, it's barely going to be 5% of the process at best.

I don't share that to put your idea down, not even a little, but I do mention it to highlight that you're not wrong. Turning ideas into stories is the hard part, and honestly I always love seeing that truth understood too. (Real fun is when you apply that to other things and realize that certain types who have "great ideas" are rarely the ones who make them reality, but they really want to continually tell you how great their ideas are changing the world >.> )

<.<

Moving on from my little rant, I have to say I LOVE THIS - KAZIEAI OMFG I AM FOAMING AT THE FUCKING MOUTH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS IS ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITIESTS SITUATIONS EVER!

I love everything about this!

AND THE ENSUING ANGST

UNNNGH.

So - I have to admit I have a Mafia AU Marco story I'm slowly working on. It's pretty complex so far, intended as a slowburn anyway, and I really want to incorporate this idea into it. I just love the vibes.

AND - lol - one of the points I wanted to sort out for it was specifically having the reader end up in the Main House for the Whitebeard Mafia family. This idea is PERFECT, a few adjustments for the reader type and the AU itself, and the vibes are there. It's a Devil Fruit AU too, so >.>

the reader as a hostage gets Marco as a "hostage", they're supposed to let her go at that point, but someone gets the brilliant idea that the girl keeps the bird inline, and Pops' prize bird keeps the other boys inline, so they're keeping both.

The idea of the doomed kidnappers thinking the two are together works, it'll be the 2nd or 3rd time they've met and yeah, there's been flirting, but nothing committal. So her staying at the Main House for protection still leave Marco with a sour taste - he does like her, but this situation isn't fair. He's too laid back and experienced to blatantly avoid her, but he makes sure there's always someone else around, excusing himself before his brothers can "leave the two of them alone" or anything.

In this particular story the reader is an adopted kid of Big Mom's, trying to get away from the mafia life to some degree, and more than that to avoid being married off for whatever reason by Big Mom in the first place. (this is grumbled about in the first chapter, so it's not some big reveal). That certainly adds another layer to things, especially if Lin-Lin sees it as an in to tie the two families together.

Ah, sweet Kazieai <3 I would love to utilize this wonderful idea you've blessed my morning with. Just because the idea part is easier than the writing part doesn't mean it isn't worth due credit ❤️Especially when it's just the scenario I was trying to come up with.

[jmblyajones]

Eagles: Crossroads 3x6

I am so nervous to see what’s in this episode.. what if Klara kicks Ludde off the team because of his injury? We know they have scenes together this season. What if she thinks he would cost her money or is a liability? 🤔

1. Felicia’s saved name for Jack in her phone… sis why don’t you block his number??? Same as when she went off on Ludde in s2 about him liking her pics, girl BLOCK HIM!

2. Ludde just straight up said he’s quitting hockey… I didn’t expect it to end this way, clearly from my note above. I’m glad to see his friends being supportive and in a different light than they usually are. Aw this is sad lol

(i am loving adam’s family van btw)

3. Mats and Elias sitting there is a pretty picture of “fuck around and find out”. I’m so tired of Elias getting mrrked and not getting a good punch in.

The fight went viral? Do they have their own world star in Sweden? 😂

Elias knows that the police report is inked on Jack’s desk waiting to be sent in as they speak 💀 . Wait what if Klara kicks Elias off the team because she thinks he is anger and violence is a liability?? 🤔 Elias does have a slick mouth too huh?… And trust me boo, you don’t need to meet with the sponsor…

4. Felicia is looking like a cutesy art student rn 🥺

Ludde, what the hell does Amie at your place have anything to do with “almost” punching out Jack?? Damn, and he asked that question with some tone in his voice… sir, imma need you to take that bass out real quick.

Felicia with the common sense and correcting her man on what full body autonomy means!!! She decides who the hell she wants to tell about what’s going on with her body. This boy is coming at the wrong one and it is pissing me off.

5. Felicia… girl how are you so smart and your grades so gutter?? My sister…

Ludde……… you know Felicia’s response was not about someone moving away for a year or so. You really think THIS is the way to get Felicia’s opinion on London? I can’t stand him right now. You turning something into what it isn’t, letting the whole class know y’all got marital issues... 

6. Man that headstone is huge as hell…. Wait? y’all not wearing masks in 2020? Lmaooo, jk. The pandemic does not exist in this timeline.

7. Lmao at the writers giving Ludde and Felicia their own ship name 😭😭 Luddicia.

8. Well at least we know who calms Elias down from his temper tantrums 😌 That smile ain’t going away y’all.

I’m sorry but Elias’s black eye (i guess since it’s not browning yet it’s kind of like he has pink eye?) is like his wrist in s1, nasty and needs to be covered.

I say this with love (<3) but, can we get this boy an eyepatch??

These two are so cute and it’s all shy and new. Elias said hearing about Amie’s issues are a good reason to skip school 🥺🥺

9. Ludde needs to chase that girl a few more steps. This fool has been projecting since they met up this morning and publicly trying to embarrass her. Felicia said, “your ass ain’t said one peep in class since frosh enrollment but today you just can’t seem to shut the hell up!!!”

I know Ludde is not blaming Felicia when HE CAME AT HER FIRST!!! 

10. Lord jesus, this is not the fight we need to have in front of everyone 🤦🏾‍♀️ The door to outside is literally right next to yall.

Felicia is asking Amie if… and Amie didn’t say no… oh gosh. She did not deny!!

See, I don’t like that this feels like a gang up. Felicia just saw all the men in her life go at it with her hostile ex that has hurt her. She IS the victim… and if these dudes were really trying to fight Jack because they cared about getting back at the dude who hurt her then they would be checking on her and seeing how she’s doing ect. not projecting, trying to embarrass her in class and telling her to “get a grip”. And I really wish Amie would be on her side with this tbh.

11. Amie and Elias are really going on a stroll in the park 🥺 This is so freaking cute, i am overwhelmed with the FEELS rn. Man, if they run in to Klara on their stroll, I’m going to be so pissed. 😂

Amie is taking Elias to her spot, now it’s their spot!!!!

*me whisper singing rn* “there you see her, sitting there across the way, she don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her. and you don’t know why but you’re dying to try. you want to kiss the girl”

GTFO!!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!! Elias did not just look Amie up and down when she said “It just has something” I AM DONE!! WE ARE CLOSED!!! NO MORE!! GOODBYE, IM GOING TO JUMP IN THE OCEAN NOW!

damn he is really staring at her deep, this feels like a real private moment🥴🥴 bro is he going to kiss her??? lmfao? is he literally about to kiss her right now???? he’s lookin at them lips, it sure feels like it. This boy is killing it with the body language though. I am allll into THAT!

Guys he is on probation and he is willing to risk it and be late to practice to listen to what Amie has to say 🥺 Omg Amie gave ole boy a 25 degree body turn.. this was amazing

12. Here is Klara… being the person, we knew she would be. I KNEW HER ASS WAS GONNA LET THAT TEAM SINK!! She is so spiteful and petty as all get out 🤦🏾‍♀️. There are guys with dreams of making it bigger, there are the team coaches who would loose their jobs???

13. A phone call sir?? He really can’t get enough huh? I would say, Elias thinking he could go with Amie to her mom for moral support would mean he is out of his EVERLOVING mind IF he knew about their parents history. Miss mamas is probably making some kroon voodoo dolls as they speak! 

Amie knew when big boy hit her with that “I like listening to you” oh my gosh 😂😂…

did he really just hang up?? I guess he don’t like hearing her talk that much then damn??! 💀

14. Elias just found out about Klara being their sponsor, AHAHAHA! Hold up sis?? What happen to “screw all of y’all! i’m leaving with my inheritance! i hope you brokies all burn in hell!!” at the funeral with your little mic drop moment?? didn’t she say that? i could’ve sworn she said something like that. but seriously, the way she cancelled the eagles’ existence in that meeting earlier, this whole nice routine with Elias has me confused…

15. What if when Michael found out Petra was still in love with Mats, Michael left? Felt like he couldn’t compete or whatever? If I was Petra, I would be probably in the mood to whoop Michael’s ass right about now.  Amie is not letting Petra explain anything. She just knows her as being over protective so it “has to make sense”. But baby girl, how did he even get your phone number??? Let’s start there.

16. Alva with this acting sis goo head girl!! This break up is so laughable though 😭 Ludde is breaking up with Felicia like he done found some coke she hid behind their picture frame or something?? He can’t communicate for SHIT! I guess Felicia was suppose to be some kind of mind reader?? This is just ridiculous 🤦🏾‍♀️. 

17. Oh this arrogant prick. The jealously of this guy right now. I swear if they don’t let Elias put actual hands on him, there will be a problem. This has to happen especially to someone deserving. Elias is walking around with pink eye and this dude is looking like this? Jack is the roach that gave birth to a jack roach army that name brand raid just can’t get rid of. i am tired of seeing him

But let’s be serious about what this asswipe is about to do. He is about to let the flood gates open. And this isn’t just about Felicia or Elias, the whole family. So we could possibly find out about Mats and Jack’s dad. Wild theory, the woman Felicia saw her dad with could possibly be Jack’s mother? The woman was said to be Leila’s bff so idk. But good grief i’m nervous over here.

[heesulovebot]

wowow than-q dawy bb @itoldsunset​ for the tag! i love doing these 🥺🥺🥺(also ur right rina did deserve a grammy nom but they h8 woc wbk😤)

1. What is the color of your hairbrush? black.

2. Name a food you never eat. i mean i pretty much eat all kinds of food but there’s a lot of things i don’t eat often. if i’m being really picky i’d say i never eat soups but i literally love pho and seaweed soup so idk 🤷‍♀️ 3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? too coooold 🥶 4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? crying @ work. 5. What’s your favorite candy bar? kit-kat and aero bars were my shit as a kid but i also love any chocolate bar with hazelnuts.

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? uhhhh does figure skating count? 7. What is the last thing you said out loud? i yelled to myself in my room because i work remotely & work was being a lil bitch today.

8. What is your favourite ice cream? mint choco chip or the chocolate covered almond vanilla häagen-dazs 👌🏼 9. What was the last thing you had to drink? water. 10. Do you like your wallet? actually no!!! my fave wallet broke years ago but i was still using it even though it didn’t zip up and i was always dropping coins. and then my brother got me an expensive wallet when i moved back to van but it’s literally so ugly and i only use it because i h8 being wasteful 😤😩 11. What is the last thing you ate? cereal for lunch. i was lazy :((( 12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? no. i haven’t really left my house at all much the last few months, only for grocery shopping. 13. What’s the last sporting event you watched? again, figure skating? 14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? i always ask for the cheddar or salt and vinegar seasoning. 15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? the gc on kakao.

16. Ever been camping? like a handful of times in my life. as expected, i do not do well in the outdoors lol. 17. Do you take vitamins? i mean i should probably be taking them :((( she deficient lmao. 18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? nope. 19. Do you have a tan? she pale af rn because of quarantine 😔 20. Do you prefer chinese or pizza? omg....... this is....... the hardest thing i’ve ever had to answer dkjfnkdjnfdk 21. Do you drink your soda through a straw? only if i’m given one. 22. What color socks do you usually wear? black. 23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? when i do drive, yeah. i’m scared of going too fast 😩 24. What terrifies you? this is too deep, fam. 25. Look to your left, what do you see? my empty cereal bowl from lunch lol.

26. What chore do you hate most? floors!!! i’m weird i hate the simple tasks like i LOVE bleaching shit i will bleach my life away. 27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? not as triggering as the british accent lmaooo australians r turnt. 28. What’s your favorite soda? i’m gonna sound so bougie but those italian san pellegrino sodas the aranciata (orange) is a classic but the aranciata rossa (blood orange) is soooooo goOd. 29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? if i’m in a car i like to avoid ppl lol. 30. What’s your favorite number? i don’t have one.  31. Who’s the last person you talked to? my roommate when i came out of my room for lunch.

32. Favorite meat? like i love beef but go absolutely fERAL for a good pork belly (@dawy a woman of taste) 33. Last song you listened to? my wife’s new song (meg thee stallion - body)

34. Last book you read? i’m bi i don’t read 💩 35. Favorite day of the week? at the moment? none lmao. 36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? no. 37. How do you like your coffee? i don’t 😌 38. Favorite pair of shoes? i have these like white/green reebok aztreks and they’re srsly so comfy i wear them with everything. 39. Time you normally get up? i wake up at 8 for work. on the other two days i’m at school, i try to wake up early but that never happens and i always miss my first lecture and wake up at 1 lmao 😗✌🏼 40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets because i can’t wake up early but also i prefer night time to morning. 41. How many blankets on your bed? gotta have my sheet, my comforter, and since it’s winter i pulled out the ethnic blanket for extra toasty~  42. Describe your kitchen plates. random. they’re my roommate’s. 43. Describe your kitchen at the moment. there is absolutely NO counter space but also that’s probably because we have 2 rice cookers & i wouldn’t change it for anything RICE IS LYFE✌🏼  

44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? i’m basic so my go-to is gin and tonic. with lemon AND lime 😩👌🏼 45. Do you play cards? not like poker or anything but i play a mean speed and go fish lmao. 46. What color is your car? lol 47. Can you change a tire? wtf lol no don’t @ me i don’t have my full license yet u don’t need to drive in the city when the train is so much faster!!! 48. Your favorite state or province? west coast best coast 🤪 49. Favorite job you’ve had? tawan’s trophy wife. kidding. that’s not a job i do it for free ayeee 😌💅 uhhhhhh i literally h8 capitalism so UHM my inner socialist is telling me none but i miss my comrades co-workers at my old starbs job 😔✊🏼

tagging!🌈💕✨: jay @metawin, ayesha @gremlinmetawin, cass @wavelovespang, doreen @gunsatthaphan, rae @zaintseeme, dez @thehuns-bubble-tea, emily @seekingstarlightinthecity, cata @gigiesarocha, sam @khaotungthanawat, orthy @teepakornaekaranwong & anyone else who wants to can tag me!! (im starting to forget everyone’s @s because y’all change too damn much— nvm that i literally just changed mine lmao)   

[hypnotixstorm]

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Can I get an imagine of Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho? Maybe an AU hundreds of years ago where he ends up caring for a human woman and teaching her how to defend herself. If you don't like that one, anything you think of.

Character: Kanda from DGM NSFW Prompt: "Make me." Love youuuuuu 😘

How about a NSFW scenario of Kakashi coming home to his sweet little naughty civilian S/O? 😜 A bit of role play where they call him sensei while he's doing them on the kitchen table?

Thanks for the Soi Bean Post! This gonna be my last Soi Fon request. Sorry for being quite a Soi Queen freak. For my request can you Soi after shower decides to wear s/o clothes. S/O tries to take picture of her. Then she tells that she has falling in love with you. You have changed let me take care of you. You can be very very very sluff on this one. Thanks!

ok ok so i have a few requests 🥺🥺 so! first could you maybe do an “I missed you.” with Rukia? 🥺💗 just fluff for my baby girl aaaa

Ichigo kissing his s/o in the rain 😆😆😆 Headcanons or scenario is up to you! 💙

ANYTHING SHIKAMARU. Deadass anything

Hey! I was wondering if I could request some Rukia x fem!reader relationship headcannons? Only if you're able to! Tysm! 💖

I hope requests are open but I was wondering if you could do something with byakuya and his s/o being like a very intimidating couple but his s/o is actually very sweet to everyone?

Kakashi x reader and instead of team 7 its now y/n tryna see whats under the mask and eventually she just asks and he actually reveals it adfhsjjs

Can I please get rat dad Ging being seduced by a younger woman who refuses to take “no” for an answer until he finally gives her what she wants? NSFW please! 💖

ok so please don't feel pressured to write this birthday imagine 🥺 i know u have a lot of requests rn ah. but! if you're able to i really would love another toshiro one bc i'm a sucker for him 😭 maybe one where he's really overworking himself so the reader helps him relax and it just ends in cuddles 🥺💓 only if you're able to! ilysm 💓💖💓💖💓💘💓💘💓

ok i swear this is the last one i feel bad requesting sm 😭 but maybe a “Do you wanna, maybe, go out sometime?” with toshiro bc he really is best boy 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

OKAY SO ANOTHER ONE WITH SABURO WITH UHHHH GOING ON A FIRST DATE WITH HIS S/O ICIXHAJGSSHSSUSKSU he'll probs driving his van around with the music blasting out 👀👀

honestly i would kinda die if u wrote some renji smut 😳😳 literally in any situation, i'm just needy rn 😭

ok ok i'm here hehe. how about, the reader gets really injured during a battle and shiro's kinda blaming himself for it. kindaaa angst into a super fluffy ending if that's ok hhh 🥺

Hi 🥰 Can I get a headcanon for Kakashi with a really seductive s/o, like she likes to tease him in public and whispers dirty things in his ear and calls him daddy? Nsfw pls? 😊😁

“make me” and hisoka??? thank you

hehe this is for the 🦋🦋 event! congrats on 200 bb!! so, i saw attack on titan on your list and i'm experiencing a severe lack of my best boy marco 🥺🥺 if you don't write for him that's fine hehe, but if you do, could i please maybe get a lil scenario where marco helps the reader out with her training and then they accidentally confess their feelings and it's just rlly fluffy and cute? 🥺 i need marco being happy in my life rn sbdjdhdjr 💓💓

“If you keep biting your lip like that, I’m holding you accountable for my actions.” for Kakashi please! I love him 🤤

If your requests are still open, can i ask for some domestic kakashi fluff? Ty

Hi mommas❤️❤️ CAN I PWEASE request some Guren (seraph of the end) relationship headcanons ? Not nsfw but maybe a little steamy 🥺🥰 I LOVE UU -🍒

Hi Chloe 🥰 Can I have some spicy nsfw headcanons for Yami where his s/o is acting really bratty during sex and he puts her in her place? 😪😂😊

Kageyama wirh Oikawas sister reader? there just chillin Nd stuff and toru comes over and picks y/n up and they hug and kageyama is like “eXcuSe mE???” forgive my spelling im on mobile lmao

Hiii❤️❤️ Can I request an imagine where you live in a small town and work at a cafe and Bakugou is your cliche small town boyfriend? Or headcanons! The idea is so cute and I love your writing 😊

okay so uHHHHH you can just go for Mephisto sharing some food with his s/o owo;; take your time on it too because i know it's gonna be really great either way!

A reader insert saved by vampire! main YYH crew from a pack of werewolves

Since you said requests are open maybe.. suga subbing for you? Idk he's just always appeared like someone who would love to please you in anyway possible.

V A M P I R E LAVI!!! DO IT GIRL!! 👌👌♥️♥️♥️

Fake dating with Lavi!!!!! Need more of the DGM boyz!! 😂

can I get an itachi x reader fic where it's itachi's birthday and the reader decides to give him a special night (👀), wearing lingerie, lighting candles, etc. for him to come home to? I love your work (and you!!) sm btw 🥺💞 - nina!! (@kunoichihatake)

hello ✨💕 it’s me, ryn 😘 if it’s okay, can i request a nishinoya x female!reader? perhaps a first date at the boardwalk with like the rides and carnival stuff? then at the end of the date he kisses her and it turns out the karasuno squad was following them the whole night hehe?

Hi! Can I request a prompt of some soft Kakashi, maybe some cuddles, perhaps it gets a little heated... a lil' Nsfw never hurt nobody👀👅 Thank you so muuch!~😍❤️

If I had kakashi in front of me I would tell him “aren’t you tired of being the most handsome man here?”

Hi! I saw that requests were open for the Haikyuu!! boys so here I am! I was wondering if I could request a Tsukki x reader where Tsukki has a crush on the reader but doesn't know how to express his feelings other then throwing insults. it can be angsty or fluffy I just really love Tsukki as a tsundere lol. (also btw I LOVE your theme and blog aesthetic its very pretty!)

Hey wifey😚 so Ichigo has stolen my heartttt can I get the strawberry boy with an S/O who gets super shy with with physical contact? Tyy💗💗

Fake dating with Lavi!!!!! Need more of the DGM boyz!! 😂

NSFW Vampire Squall (FF8) for very obvious reasons because UUUUUUGH

Hello there miss, my name is kandaxxx. Nice to meet you since I have definitely never requested from you before and this is definitely my first time and i am definitely not taking advantage of your bomb writing skills to ask you to write a “Choke me, daddy.” for Seymour from FF (love you forever and always!!!!!!)

hey butterfly 🥺 can you please write a story where the reader and (any character) are fighting and it turns out it was just about something stupid? like chicken nuggets? thank you 🥺💗

Eek! DGM! I was wondering if you would do a request for a general Allen Walker relationship HC? I don’t see him on the character list, but I’m just curious *bows* Thankyou senpai!

Spin The Bottle with any of the DGM characters that you're comfortable writing????? (but like obviously when Kanda spins the bottle it has to land on the reader [me] because YOU KNOW WHY OK????????) ilysm!!! 😍

I’m thinking a smut scenario of some kind that uses the prompts “Perhaps I need to remind you of your place.” and “Let me show you what happens to little brats who don’t follow the rules.” I feel like those are very Nozel Silva things to say. 😈 -bakubabes-hatake

Omfg HI mommy, Can i request really fluffy and soft itachi after he comes back from a mission? Non-massacre AU and you’re on the same team as sasuke lolol thirsty for them age gaps ❤️ thank youuuu ily -🍒

Can I get a fake dating with Kand--Roy Mustang (hahahaha) 👉👈🥺

Is this okay to ask for? Egor taking care of s/o who has period cramps... Ty!

can I get an itachi x reader fic where it's itachi's birthday and the reader decides to give him a special night (👀), wearing lingerie, lighting candles, etc. for him to come home to? I love your work (and you!!) sm btw 🥺💞 - nina!! (@kunoichihatake)

Hello! Can I please request some headcanons for Kiba with a S/O with a praise kink? And for Shikamaru with a S/O with a choking kink? Thank you so much.

Wow. Here is me putting in a request. Shocker, right?? 😂 I want some Greed, baby 😈 as for the prompt, it's not in your list, but could you maybe do something based off of "Oh my god. Did we just break the bed?" ???? 👉👈

It's a shame u only have one ling request, so could I request some Ling x Reader where they're both absolutely oblivious until Lan Fan or Ed or someone finally just tells them for them? Sorry if I didn't make any sense ❤️❤️

ok idk if you write threesomes but 😳😳 if you could write one with daichi and suga n maybe some dp, i'd probably die 🥺💓 only if you're comfortable with that tho ♡

Tyki flirting with his crush in his native language of Portuguese? I really love your work and please have some candy 🍬🍭🍫

hi butterfly! 🥰 i hope you're doing well! you already know what i'm going to ask you for — a request! i just feel really down in the dumps lately. can i request headcanons for an s/o that takes graduation pictures on their grandmother's 3 year death anniversary with kenma, nishinoya & kuroo? i hope you can do my request! you don't have to do it if you don't want to!

hehehe kuroo, tsukki and kageyama headcanons of their s/o sending them a nude while they at training and them making an excuse to get home and fUcK yOu SeNsELeSs - 🌊

Hello may I request itachi x reader. People learned the truth and he can finally return to his wife and children in the village 🥺 and they don’t have to be in secret anymore

holy shit,, i am starved for the squall content,,, if you don't mind, catching you wearing their clothes?

S/O walking in on kakashi masturbating? 👉👈 💕

[swiftful-thinking13]

Bella I love you sm!!!!! Can you share your secret sessions experience??

enjoy! <3

When I was a young and spry 20 year old, @taylorswift​ stalked this blog for two weeks straight. Leading up to secret session, she liked posts from me every single day around the same time. It was quite literally the most terrifying time of my life. Anyway, one day I was sitting on my couch and I received a DM that changed my entire life. I sprinted downstairs to show my dad, and his response was a very calm and collected, “cool!” I ran into my room and started jumping up and down. The excitement I felt was unmatched. I had three days to mentally, emotionally, and physically prepare for the greatest day of my life. On that faithful Sunday, I made my way to the meeting place. I pulled up to the valet and they asked straight away if I was there for “The Taylor thing.” At this point I had no idea what to expect. I didn’t even want to believe it was actually secret session because I didn’t want to get my hopes up LMAO. Anyway, I checked in and started chatting with a few other girls. This is also when I met one of my best Australian friends aka @in-her-wildest-dreams! I could not BELIEVE that she was there. We were all jittery with excitement when they announced that it was time to start heading over to Taylor’s house. On the bus ride there, they played Taylor’s music so we were all singing along while shitting ourselves. After we arrived at her house, it was announced to us that were at secret session and we all lost our fucking minds. We hung out in her backyard, eating snacks, looking out at the GORGEOUS view from her backyard, and socializing with everyone else. I talked with Tree for awhile, and she was ridiculously nice and welcoming. She asked me where I was from and I said “here” LOL (it was only a half-hour drive from my house). After eating sushi on her jacuzzi ledge, it was time for the ~session~. My friends and I queued up first and we ended up sitting directly in front of her chair. I thought I was actually going to die at this point. I don’t think I let go of my friend’s hand that entire time LOL. Out of nowhere, the whole room erupted in blood-curdling screams. This was the moment. This was it. I turned around, and I spotted my hero in her tall, beautiful, curly-haired glory. Nothing felt real in this moment. I had tears in my eyes and the world moved in slow motion. She had to climb over like 70 people to reach the chair that stood three feet in front of me. This is going to sound weird and creepy, but when she sat down, I could not stop staring at her. She is hands down the most beautiful and electric soul I have ever had the honor of being in the presence of. Her whole aura is warmth. She spoke so eloquently and made everyone feel special for being there. I could have sat there and listened to her talk all day. At this point, I won’t give you any details about what happened during this part because I swore on my life to keep her words and stories private unlike other disloyal, dumbass rep sessioners :) However, I will tell you that Taylor and I danced together, we aggressively sang “gorgeous” to each others’ faces, she sang soooo many lyrics to my face that are branded on my heart forever, she personally asked me to help pass out the rep magazines, she laughed at me at least 5 different times because of my dramatic reactions to her spicy lyrics, and at the end of new year’s day my friends and I bowed at her feet. It was ICONIC. After we heard the album, she left the room and left us to look through the rep magazines. People began lining up to meet her and that’s when I made the conscious decision to stay behind and chill out on her floor with my friend. We couldn’t stop raving about reputation and how perfect it is. We spent at least 2-3 hours sitting on Taylor’s rug and eating snacks until the line died down. Finally, around 12:45am, we got in line. This was the moment I waited for since I was 9 years old. As we stood in line, the girl in front of me kept talking to me, which was annoying because I was trying to draft in my head what I was going to say to Taylor. The funniest moment of the night was when it was the girl in front of me’s turn to meet Taylor and I SHOVED this poor girl into Taylor’s arms. The girl was talking to me while I could see Taylor looking at her so I quickly turned this bitch around and I shoved her into the room. Taylor, TN, and her security all JUMPED LMAO I literally thought they were going to kick me out for doing that but it was chill. The girl behind me was laughing so much because I literally pushed this poor girl into Taylor’s arms kfjgdhsjakl anyway…it was finally my turn and I’ll NEVER forget her face. Her entire being lit up and we went in for a giant hug. It was one of those tight hugs where you sway with the person and hold them for a little too long *maybe I’m tearing up while writing this lmao*. It felt like reuniting with an old friend. I wasn’t nervous at all. I was surprisingly cool, calm, and collected. I told her everything I wanted to tell her and she was as kind and gracious as I could have ever dreamed. She spent the first five minutes of our conversation complimenting ME. She was like “You’re so beautiful! You are SO lovely! You have the most beautiful smile! I love your dress! You are the SWEETEST” and I was just like ??? how the FUCK is this real life rn??? She held my hands the whole time and even complimented my snake ring. She put her hand next to mine and said, “twins!” We were also wearing the same nail polish. I spoke to her about something private and it was just…beautiful? therapeutic? spiritual? it was everything. She could not have been more kind and reassuring. The funniest part of our interaction was when it was time for our picture. She is the one who suggested that we hug in the picture. She said, “you’re so cute and tiny, let’s do a hugging one!” After we got into position, the photographer took the picture and said, “ooop, let’s do another one.” So we took another one. The photographer then said, “Taylor…STOP BLINKING.” Taylor was fucking ADORABLE omg she was like “oh my god, I’m so so sorry!” to me and I was like “GIRL NO WORRIES IT’S FINE” and FINALLY after the third take, we got our picture. I thanked her once again for having me and she hugged me tight and said, “You are the sweetest. Thank you for coming and promise me that you will get home safe?” We exchanged I love you’s and that was that. I was handed a goody bag, ushered back into a van, and was forced to digest what on earth just happened. Her body guard was so kind to me and offered to walk with me back to my car. He asked me if I had a good time and I said “it was the best day of my entire life” and he laughed. I got back to my car at 1:16 am and called my parents to tell them I was on my way home. They said that I was hysterical and completely incoherent, which makes sense. The drive home was a blur and so was the rest of that week. I don’t even remember going to class. All I remember is how loved and special I felt, all thanks to Taylor. After this experience, I feel even more fiercely protective of her than I did before, which I didn’t even think was possible. She’s like a big sister to me. I love her endlessly and I’ll support her until the end of time. 

[comet-lorcan]

So, last night @wynnyfryd got drunk and @serenefreakgeek then reminded me about it this morning! So here’s a tag;

1. Nicknames?

Si, Sianie, Emmie

2. Name

Siân

3. Zodiac?

Capricorn!

4. Favourite musician or groups?

Currently? Cavetown! Blah, blah - I’m not a constant and my music tastes changes all the time

5. Favourite sports teams?

The Blues for Rugby but I don’t really follow anything else closely to care about teams

6. Other blogs?

My Harry Potter blog is @plantboipotter and if I haven’t already done enough self promo I’m modding @drarrystrugglefest over there too with a bunch of different friends!

7. Do you get asks?

Yes, but not often!

8. How many blogs do you follow?

500 ish

9. Tumblr crushes?

@serenefreakgeek 100000% they’re super great and I could literally spend paragraphs talking about them so imma stop because otherwise that would be all this post was lmao

10. Lucky numbers?

5 and 3! They’ve been my lucky numbers since I was young!

11. What are you wearing rn?

Black Workout clothes, so I can sit on the sofa appropriately

12. Dream vacation?

* Road trip across America

* Glass Igloos in Norway

13. Favourite car?

I know it’s cliché but the Type 2 VW Van!

14. Favourite food?

Poutine (chips, cheese and gravy) if it’s savoury and literally anything if it’s sweet!

15. Drink of choice?

Pop if it’s non alcoholic and wine if it is!

16. Instruments?

Piano, flute (badly)

17. Languages?

Four but they’re all terrible so that’s enough of that

18. Celebrity crushes?

Ruby Rose and Brie Larson, obviously - Also Evan Peters and IDK why???

19. Random fact?

I have a snake! I was looking for photos of him but my phone crashed 😖

20. Favourite ecosystem?

Moss lawns!

21. Favourite cat species?

Russian Blues! I love them! They’re so smooth and shiny!

Also here’s my face for no reason at all!

[westmeath]

21 questions

@jazdivision tagged me!!! sorry for the delay I kept forgetting to do this DGIHFS I changed the formatting ever so slightly for no reason other than I like making work for myself. fool

Rules: answer these 21 questions and then tag 21 people.

1. Nickname? biz!

2. Name? jim!

3. Zodiac? saggy tarius.. year of the rabbit

4. Favourite musicians or groups? this question is always hell for me cus there’s too many and I find it hard to just choose a few.. I’ve been listening to foals a lot again recently but to name some others: the who, i hate pink floyd but they’re my most listened to band, steely dan, thundercat, joni mitchell, matthews southern comfort, 10cc, kate bush, gene clark 🥺

5. Favourite sports teams? whichever drunkards are playing darts in the pub

6. Other blogs? none that are active LOL kaiwave was my first and kkaisukemovedagain my second (which I only used for like.. a month..and what a turbulent month it was. I was very volatile in my mid teens) sideblog-wise I have dead blogs dedicated to ryoma hoshi and deltarune (the latter of which may revive when the game comes out.. we’ll see)

7. Do you get asks? no LOL maybe like 2 a year

8. How many blogs do you follow? 233

9. Tumblr crushes? all of my muchuals

10. Lucky numbers? 3.. it’s not very lucky but I like it

11. What are you wearing right now? t shirt and shorts that’re actually pjs cus it’s hot as fuck and they’re the only summer-y clothes I have rn KJSDG

12. Dream vacation? I LOVE how jaz corrected this to say holiday FDGKDGS but hmmmm.. If I had infinite money I’d love to visit every one of my online friends.. I’d love to see like every country ever but specifically I’d like to see scotland, russia, iceland, mexico, brazil, hong kong, japan, cuba, korea.... should I ever become rich I’ll go to every country ever

13. Dream car? I wish I could drive a lorry but it’d be quite cumbersome as a day-to-day car... I’d like a van that is also a house. fond of fiat 500s too. I’m going to become mechanically inclined and make kaisuke’s bike

14. Favourite food? not to be a stupid stereotype but I’m HUGELY fond of bacon and cabbage... recently become a liddle obsessed with pierogi too

15. Drink of choice? coke zero lmao. or chocolate milk. or if we’ve talking alcohol then like any spirit (guinness if I’m in a pub and feeling cheap but I don’t like any other beer)

16. Instruments? I play bass mostly and rudimentary guitar and drums.. learning the tenor sax too. I’d love to be a jazz pianist but I’m not able to have my hands doing two different things

17. Languages? hiberno english baby. and barebones irish...... I tried learning italian & russian a while ago but I only remember a few words lol

18. Celebrity crushes? I am looking away

19. Random fact? you are on the internet

20. Favourite ecosystem? ??? at the risk that I’m misunderstanding this question I’m going to say extremely deep sea

21. Favourite cat species? maine coon? I like massive cats

Bonus question: feminist text everyone should read? I literally can’t read I only read books about my very specific interests

21 people to do this (If you want): ok I usually skip over this cus I always feel bad bothering people but I might just- actually no I’m too shy still 👉👈 if you’re reading this pls just do this and say I tagged u please KJSBDG 

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #261

“i hate you for every time you ever bled for me.”

If you have a job, how long is your shift? I'm unemployed. Do you ever wear your hair in a pony tail? It's too short for that. What language did you take up in high school? Latin for one semester, then I took four of German. Do you like sunflowers? It's illegal to live in the South and not lmao. Have you ever held hands with someone in a car? Yeah. Would you rather be called honey or baby? Hunny. What is your favorite card game? Even though I never learned it super well, I used to enjoy Magic: The Gathering and have actually been like dying to play it for months lmao. How many emails were you sent today? None. What was your favorite Christmas gift you got last year? Well I mostly got money life chose I didn't get to use, lol. I honestly don't really remember anything else prominently... sounds bad, but yeah, so is my memory lmao. What have you thought up yet for this year’s list? Well it's only April, but a treadmill or something like that is at the top right now. Do you have any embarrassing usernames? Ha ha, none that I still use. Do you have a backpack in a shape of an animal? No, but I almost got a meerkat one. But it was too small. :'( Have you ever waxed your legs? OW no. My hair is too long and thick. Have you ever taught a little kid to flick people off? lol wow no. Have you ever itched yourself until your skin was raw? I do that remarkably easy, especially on my legs. I literally have long scars from it. Do you always clear your history after using the computer? No. Have you ever had your food stolen by a bird? Ha ha nah. Are you responsible for stuffing someone's stocking? No. Do you make your own smoothies or juices? No. Do you like oatmeal raisin cookies? I absolutely hate raisins. What age do you think is too old to still live with your parents? It greatly depends on a lot of things: the person's health, financial position, etc. Have you ever watched Bob's Burgers? A couple times. It was pretty funny if I remember correctly. Denim, leather or varsity jacket? UUUUGGGGGHHHHH leather. I've wanted one since middle school. ;_; Has a teacher ever caught and read a note you were passing in class? No. I honestly didn't pass notes, but I find it mean as FUCK when teachers do this. Privacy is a goddamn thing that should be respected. I do not support passing notes in class, like you're there to learn, but having it shared in front of all your peers is not the fucking answer. I get heated about this shit. What's your favorite perfume that you own? I only own one that's called "Blush" from rue 21. It smells really nice, though. Do you clean things that are already clean when you're bored? No. I'd rather clean something that isn't already. Do you have an older brother? Yes. What do you do when someone overweight complains about being overweight? Lol I'd probably say "mood," but it depends on our relationship of course. Like there're times to be humorous and light-hearted about it and other times when you don't make it about you. If they're clearly more sad and especially if I don't know them well, I'd say something like "I understand," because I can almost guarantee I do about this. Have either of your parents ever been to jail? No. Have you ever been to jail? No, I'm a good noodle. :) Are your collarbones prominent? No. ;_; You can see them, yeah, but they're not like very obvious. It's one of my biggest motivators to lose weight though because I am dyinnnnggg for dermals there, but I think it would look weird without that contrast. Have you ever in your life worn overalls? When I was a kiddo. Ugly things. Do you own anything tribal print? No. Do you watch any beauty gurus on YouTube? I'm not even very interested in beauty, yet I love Jeffree Star??? Nikkie is cool too. I've found I watch more for personalities than content, in all genres of vids. Do you like Skittles? More like LOVE. Do you have a PillowPet? No. If you do, what kind of PillowPet do you have? N/A Do you have sleep paralysis? Thank the fuck to god no. That shit sounds absolutely terrifying. Is there anyone at home right now you wish wasn't? No. Do you like Placebo? Tbh I can't think of one song by them rn. I know I've heard them, Mom's even got a CD I'm sure I've tried out long ago when I got into her music, but obviously nothing stood out well enough, at least back then. Has anyone ever carried you to bed? As a kid, yeah, usually my dad. Could you happily date someone prettier than you? Yes???? Do you know anyone with cancer? Both my mom and grandmother right now. Are you easily offended? No. Do your parents buy you most anything you want? HI we've always been poor so no. Not just that, but they knew better than to spoil us. Have you ever tried to jump a fence? I have. Do you watch My Strange Addiction? No. How attracted are you to the last person that kissed you? A bit above moderately ig. Have you ever known a white supremacist? HUNNY I live in the South. In regards to who do you think "what if?" Jason as a fucking whole is my absolute "what if." Do you like the smell of a barbecue? Yes, even though I enjoy like almost no food at most of them. Doesn't stop it from smelling good. Has anyone ever called you apathetic or unemotional? I can't even imagine someone calling me that, no. I'm the polar opposite. How much money do you spend in a month on clothes or accessories? None in the average month. What was the last clothing item you wore that doesn't belong to you? A pair of Mom's pants. I didn't have any clean pairs. Do you own anything with your state or providence's name on it? No. Got no interest in sporting anything relating to a boring-ass, bigoted, racist state. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? WOW A LOT!!!!!!!!!!! Do you like the Paranormal Activity movies? Yeah, I do. I mean yeah, they're fake, but what horror movie isn't even though it claims it is, honestly. How do you like your oatmeal? Apples & cinnamon with a bit of sugar. Does it make you feel better when an ex starts dating someone unattractive? No. Appearance doesn't mean shit when it comes to what the heart wants. What's your favorite way to eat peanut butter? In a sandwich w/ grape jam. Do you fall in infatuation easily? Infatuation, I'm not sure. Who has initiated most of your first kisses? Considering almost all previous relationships, usually me as they all knew I needed to go slow. I'd only do it if I was aware they'd wanted to kiss already, though. Do you like bows? Omg yes, cute shit. Has a boyfriend ever made you breakfast? Yes. Jason first went to college to be a chef. Are you more likely to show affection through your words or your actions? Probably words when you consider I'm slow with physically doing that, but I'm honestly really affectionate either way when I'm comfortable with you. Do you like Cheez-Its? VERY MUCH SO omg keep them away from me. Do you ever use coloring books? Not anymore. How do you feel about instrumental music? I have to be in the mood for it. Have you ever been on a trapeze? No. What's the coolest natural event you've ever witnessed? I still don't know to this day what it was, but I THINK it was a star exploding. Scared me, man. Seeing the big lunar eclipse last year was also wicked cool. Do you know how to use chopsticks? HA, I never could. Not with my tremors. Do you buy chocolate after Valentine's Day when it goes on sale? No, I don't need chocolate. Do you think bunnies are cute? I would fight God to give a lop-eared bunny one (1) pet. Do you personally know anyone who is an author? I've had a friend get something published in a magazine before, and during one stay at the psych hospital, I met a published poet. His stuff was really good. Last time (if ever) you were on an airplane, where were you going? Otw home from Illinois. Do you know anyone who is left-handed? Yeah? I'd assume everyone would at least know one... If people could read your mind, what would they usually find? The thought "I'm bored" every five minutes. What's a song that makes you feel happy? "Jump" by Van Halen came to mind first. How did you meet your best friend? YouTube. Do you need money to be happy? To a degree, yes. Money can buy happiness - but again, to a degree. Saying it doesn't is bullshit. What's a good idea you've had recently? Probably just OC ideas, lmao. I've thought of some decently cool stuff recently. what is your favorite thing to eat for breakfast? Cinnamon rolls uggggghhhhhh How many slices of pizza do you usually eat? Two or three if I'm seriously hungry. If you could switch places with someone for a day, who would it be? Is "Mark's girlfriend" even remotely surprising lmao but no seriously she's an amazing and productive person like I WISH. What's the last song you listened to? "Roots" by In This Moment is on rn. Do you like the movie Zootopia? Ye! Do you ever go on Pinterest? Yeah. What's the last kind of chocolate you ate? A Reese's. Tell me a line from the song you're listening to: "I'm stronger than I ever knew - I'm strong because of you." Have you ever participated in a march/protest? No. Have you ever performed in front of a large audience? Yeah, for dance classes and school stuff. What did you eat the last time you went to the movies? Popcorn. I may have gotten sour gummies, too? Idr. Who was the last person to see you cry? Mom. Do you listen to music every day? There are rare days where I don't. I'll be watching too many actual videos. Do you have a hard time making decisions? A STUPID hard time. I'm extremely dependent, including when faced with decisions. I second-guess myself with everything. Do you start the shower water before or after you get in? Before. How many times have you been to a museum? A good number of times. We live pretty close to an art + science one. Are you going to be getting any new pets soon? Most likely not. Would you rather be a Panda or Grizzly bear? A panda so it wouldn't be legal to shoot me lmao. Do the stairs in your house have carpet? We only have one floor. Can you do a twirl like a ballerina? Oh wow, no. Even when I was a dancer, I SUCKED at that. When you were younger, were you ever in a relationship with someone you now realize was way too old for you? No. Is your family dysfunctional? To a degree. How old were you the first time you travelled alone? 22? What's the longest hotel stay you've ever had? I don't know. Not long. We only ever really stayed at one when we had to go to Myrtle Beach for annual dance competitions, and those were only like, a weekend. What architectural style was your childhood home? Uhhh idk. Very normal. Tell me a bit about your last relationship. What was it like dating them? It was great, but also stressful because of distance. What's the largest animal you've seen in the wild? Maybe like a large buck or something. Do any of your friends or family members have strange occupations? Not that I'm aware of. Have you ever been in weather so severe that you feared for your safety? Oh yeah. What political issues are the most important to you personally? Gay rights and the pro-choice stance. Does your neighborhood have a community garden? I've never even heard of such a thing. What small thing makes you automatically distrust someone? Acting secretive or cryptic about who they are as a person. Of all the states/provinces in your country, which one is your favorite? Visually that I've seen a good number of pictures of, Utah. Are there any obscure foods you've eaten that most people have never tried? I very much doubt that. What's the kindest thing a total stranger has done for you? I'm unsure. Have you ever used a meal kit delivery service? Yeah, I did one of those diet things before... but the name is evading me, even though it's super common. Nutrisystem, maybe? Do you have any pets? If so, how old are they? Venus is around five, and Roman is two. Do you have any psychological issues rooted in events from your childhood? My psychiatrist and former therapist predict my discomfort around men, particularly when they're behind me, and extreme fear of rape is rooted in two kids from pre-k that used to chase, randomly hug the hell out of, and try to kiss me. I'd actually entirely forgotten about it until we really started to dig deep, so I guess it's a repressed memory. Do you remember your locker combinations from high school? WOW no, son. What's your favorite DIY crafts youtube channel? I don't watch DIY stuff. What was your high school's mascot? Firebird. Who were your best friends in high school? Hannia, Megan, Maria, Girt, and Dennis were The Crew. Who was your first boyfriend or girlfriend? Aaron was my brief puppy-dog love, but Jason was my first real boyfriend. Would you rather sleep on the top bunk or bottom bunk? Bottom. If I slept on the top, but bottom is getting crushed lmao. As a little kid though when Nicole and I shared a room, I had to have the top bunk until I got a bit older. What insects are you afraid of? BEETLES, CICADAS, AND LARVA GET THE FUCK OUT. Honestly most insects scare me to a degree. Have you ever had a secret admirer that left you notes? I think the aforementioned Aaron did in middle school at least once before we dated. What was your favorite thing to do at sleepovers when you were younger? Swimming in the pool, if they had one. What's one way in which you're still a child? I'm dependent as shit on my mom. What's one way in which you're old? I now say "back in the day" sometimes lmfao. Do you feel old or young? Or do you feel both at different times? Both at different times. Did you ever skip a grade or get held back a grade? No. When you look at your baby pictures, do you recognize yourself? Only once at a certain age. What is your favorite thing to do in the pool? Just kinda swim around and think, or watch nature. Have you ever taken a picture at the perfect moment? I know I have, but they're evading me, gaaaah. What color(s) eyeshadow do you wear the most? I only ever wear black. What’s your favourite brand of peanut butter? Uhhh never really paid much attention to brands. Do you put all your stuff for class in one binder or several? When I was in school, I had one binder with dividers, but I also had specific folders too. What’s your favourite Lunchables meal? The nachos. How many languages can you recite the alphabet in? Two. What’s your favourite flavour of sunflower seeds? I hate those. What’s your favourite flavor of muffin? Chocolate oof. Have you ever had carpal tunnel? I do. I haven't had problems in a couple months, though. Are you one of those people who is really smart but has no common sense? OW FUCK OFF. How old were you when you met your first love? I was just shy of 16. Did you get ice cream from the ice cream truck when you were little? Do they still have an ice cream truck where you live? We occasionally did as a kid, but they definitely don't have that where we live now. Has the last person you kissed met your family? She met my mom, dad, and younger sister. What was the last strong emotion you experienced? Who was responsible for it? Remorse. Myself. Have you ever had to cancel a bank account? Yes. Was the last conversation you had an argument? No. If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? I am not in the financial or mental position to get married right now. Where was the last place you got completely wasted? I've never been "wasted." If you could have anyone as your roommate, who would you choose? Sara. Have you ever changed the prices of items at a store? Wow no. Well, MAYBE when I actually worked in stores and I was supposed to, but I don't remember doing that. Do you go for walks often? I never do because of having no area to (my house is along a dangerous curve), and I need to be very careful because of muscle atrophy in my legs. I need to have easy access to a place to sit and recover or else I get very close to collapsing. As mentioned, I desperately want a treadmill. Would your parents disown you if you got pregnant? No, I'm 24 years old. My mom would never in her life do that at any age anyway. How strange do people say you are? Idk?? That's not something I really try to find out because my AvPD would possibly make me cry asldkfjwe. Have you opened food at a grocery store & ate it without or before paying? I would never do that without, but I have before in cases of being very dizzy and knowing I desperately needed food. How artistic are you? I think I'm pretty artistic, but more in concept than actuality... Like I have so so so SOOOOOO many ideas, particularly with drawing, I just don't. Do it. Can you legally drive? Not currently, because my permit has been expired since last year. Did anything dramatic go down yesterday? No. Do you find smoking unattractive? Very. Have you ever been in a situation where you had to be around your ex everyday? No, thankfully. Have you seen someone recently you used to talk to, but don’t anymore? No. Are you comfortable sharing drinks with your friends? No; I don't even share drinks with family. Honestly, have you ever written something on a bathroom stall? No, I hate that shit. When you were a kid did you ever look up “sex” in the dictionary? Actually no. I literally didn't learn anything about it 'til family life in the 5th grade. Is there anything written on the shirt you’re wearing right now? No. Are you shorter or taller than most of your friends? I'm a normal height, really. Honestly, do you double dip? If I'm sharing, no. All you have to do is break the chip. What was the last junk food you ate? I had a little bit of popcorn yesterday.

[bawnjourno]

5, 10, 15, 20, 25

thank u pal!!!! 💕💕

5. What’s your favorite pair of shoes that you own?

tbh my black vans low tops - they’re cute they’re comfy and also they’re my cleanest shoes so i wore them to my starbucks job interview bc i don’t own flats anymore lmao

10. Do you own any signed books/memorabilia in general?

sadly, no signed books! but i own a signed lindsey buckingham tour poster, lithograph, cd, a buckvie (linds and chris) signed LP, two hoodie allen signed LPs and a tour ticket signed by him, a signed hozier cd booklet, a print of christine mcvie print signed by richard dashut (fm’s longtime producer), a signed all time low tour poster, all time low signed my jean vest as well (so did hoodie), signed motion city soundtrack picture print, and hmmmmmmm since lindsey wrote out “soul drifter” for my tattoo and jim adkins of jimmy eat world wrote “23” you could consider me signed too? lol

15. What coffee drink would you describe yourself as?

hmm i’m training at starbucks rn and for my free drink i keep getting the cold brew with salted cold cream foam so that - bitter, salty, sweet, with layers and rich (in spirit not in money lol)

20. Do you match your socks?

you’d think i wouldn’t bc i only wear crazy socks but literally always it drives me CRAZY when i have a washed sock and i can’t find its match

25. Puzzles?

i haven’t done a cardboard puzzle in YEARS but i’m not against the idea! i like logical puzzles even though they frustrate me. sudoku is my go to for when i want something mildly challenging to do for 6-10 minutes

thank uuuuuu 💕💗💓💖💞❤️💜💟

[natashalie-lumley]

What’s new Scooby Doo? Oh just more zombies

You know when you get bored so you scroll through the “to rent” section on your streaming service of choice looking at the new movies, trying to find something to scratch that itch, and then you happen upon the most random things ever? Yep, that’s exactly how I found this brand new answer to “what will they think of next that they really shouldn’t do”: SCOOBY DOO: RETURN TO ZOMBIE ISLAND!

From Amazon:  Join Scooby-Doo, Shaggy and the Mystery Inc. gang as they win a vacation of a lifetime and attempt to put their mystery solving days behind them. As soon as they arrive to the tropical island, Velma, Daphne and Fred can’t help but notice how strangely familiar this island is, to a terrifying trip they once took decades ago. They soon find out paradise comes with a price when they encounter an army of zombies! Hop on board and travel with Scooby-Doo and the gang, as they unearth the mystery of Zombie Island in an original movie adventure!

So my first thought, upon seeing this exists, is “holy carp wth”. My second, upon reading the above description, is “decades???” And my third, upon watching the first half hour and listening to the cliche out-of-touch Sheriff describe what kids used to do in, idk, the sixties, was “wait, weren’t they out of school in the original ZI? And they had professions and everything? so if this is decades... how OLD are they?” (Of course, they don’t look any different, at all, because cartoons.)

Anyway I’m enjoying this ride and I decided to bring ya’ll along with me, all dozen of you who might see this lmao. Spoilers ahead!

This is a dream right? It has to be a dream because 1) when did Fred set up that trap, 2) their traps never work that well, and 3) Daphne just used a makeup brush to touch-up the Mystery Machine. Or maybe that’s just normal for her.

Oh it was a dream! Just to lead into the cliche “the thing you had a nightmare about didn’t happen that way but it did happen”

Shaggy and Scooby and their all-to-convenient Judge outfits

Again... very cliche out-of-touch adult.

OMFG ELVIRA! Didn’t she do a movie with them?

It’s at this point that I’m looking at imdb trying to figure out who voices Velma cause I don’t think it’s the original.

Lol one of the rumors about ghosts involves “an ancient ghost that asks you to program the VCR” and the obviously-teens going “what’s a VCR”. Cue me laughing my ass of remembering the days of SD movies on VCR.

Elvira’s convenient vacation offer is so ridiculously convenient I haven’t decided whether or not she’s in on it.

OH it’s Kate Micucci! that explains the voice.

“We’re noticing this strange things but absolutely none of us are going to consider it mysterious at all” is as useful in conversation as telling the jury to strike something from the record in a court show.

How is the original zombie movie “unsolved”. They solved it. 

If the captain of the boat is that worried about the zombies why is waiting to come back right before sundown? Why not come at noon? ...... he’s in on it isn’t he. Wasn’t the original?

Um... don’t they have some sort of cell phone or GPS that could tell them what they have obviously picked up on “we’re clearly not in the Caribbean”.

“Wait until the last person is alone to actually say more than 2 words warning them to get away” cliche

Hasn’t the gang had a close friendship for this entire time? Have they literally never talked about anything but solving mysteries? I mean canonically I swear they’ve spent time in conversation about other things. There’s even whole episodes of shows where they have relationship and stuff... Are you telling me they’re only friends in circumstance?

(It’s at this point where I decide the other good thing about this live posting is I won’t be tempted to fast-forward through the parts that irritate me like all the hijinks of “we’re totally keeping our promise really”)

Did the driver’s phone literally just ring so we had the conveniently “dum dum DUUUMMMM” effect? ‘Cause he doesn’t seem in a rush to answer it.

So... they changed the name... to Moonstar. Instead of Moonscar. Wow. That one letter. Does so much.

CATS!!!!!!!!!! KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes please

Ok so she’s recapping the first movie and saying “it was for a school project”.... but still...

“The only thing we have to do on this island is relax” and, idk, not look at a GPS or anything with location information...

“I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for the guest book pages being torn out, right Alan?” “Moths.”

Why -are- there so many cameras.

Holy carp look at that it’s the same forking people just modernised a little.

Why is he flirting with Daphne.

I forget, is Fred canonically with Daphne rn? I can never keep that straight.

If this blonde lady says “yes and” again I’m going to be very irked. It’s not an improv class honey.

Why is she so horrified by their manners/lack-thereof?

Why is blonde lady crying? Other than the fact that she’s a horrible actress.

Also why has nobody noticed that Hotel Manager Alan is clearly wearing the same cat-head necklace from the first movie but painted.

“Shiatsu?” “No, Great Dane!”

Ah yes, cartoon details - Scooby slurps on a straw but the liquid level never changes.

Are... the zombies.... giving them....... massages? Or just really failing claw their flesh apart?

That arm was hollow.

If the Mystery Machine is in the frickin’ garage I’m either going to die laughing or bang my head on the table.

The cat necklace now has eyes.

Scooby just poked Shaggy in the nipple during their demonstration.

At this point the gang have seen zombies, witches/actual witch’s ghost, aliens, and idk what else. So why are they scoffing at zombies?

Three of the four people were facing Scooby and Shaggy entirely and somehow still missed them running away.

Ah yes, a trapped kitchen cabinet. These people truly do know how to deal with them.

Zombies don’t haunt.

The “I’m clearly acting, let me try to say that again”

It’s at this point that I start to think the cameras and the bad actor and the convenient look-alikes all mean that this is a setup for somebody’s idea of a TV show

Weren’t the original zombies faster?

I WAS RIGHT! IT’S A MOVIE! But also directors don’t normally act in their movies.

This is obviously just the setup-within-a-setup. Haven’t decided what the second one is... cause that’s definitely a were-cat-person.

Is Mr Bad-actor-director in on the second plot? Because he’s definitely over-acting this “oh no I’ve been found out” and is not crying.

If they try to make Mystery Monster Truck Machine sentient I’ll be really annoyed.

“I thought I was hallucinating!” “Why didn’t you tell us?” Um. because he thought he was insane?

Cartoon details - everybody is mysteriously dry minutes after being doused with water.

So they ask “what’s the next scene” and he walks away going “you’ll see” and then... nothing happens. For ages.

Why is the gang so bad at acting scared? They’ve all been scared before.

Was Alan supposed to be saved? Still not sure if he’s in on this or not...

So it is very definitely the second day now, close to sundown, and even though they know about the “making a movie” plot absolutely nobody has questioned if that changes the plan on how they’re getting home.

Ah yes the cats

“I know I should be freaking out” but I’m too focused on my job cliche

So what happened to the fake islanders that greeted them in the beginning?

Fred is waaaaaaay to in to his car. Like... is there going to be shipping in fanfiction now? (Please don’t tell me I really reAlLY REALLY don’t wanna know)

So who even ARE these three random mofos? And what is with that hairstyle?

Still not convinced Alan isn’t part of this second plot... gone back and forth several times.

Why do people on tv use 2 feet on the brake when they need to brake really dramatically hard?

Please tell me the ramp only sort of works and they end up landing in the middle of the hotel

Aaaaah darn, they made it.

What was the point of the bridge being taken out if the cat people make it to the hotel without getting wet?

Ah yes, the “hiding in the hotel and running from the bad guys” montage

This is such an odd music choice...

Cat person clearly saw Shaggy and Scooby run from their hiding spots, so why’d he smash it anyway?

Daphne has so far done a better job of hiding than anyone

Cartoon detail - blue vase that got smashed a few seconds ago is back in its spot next to the stairs

Ah yes, the “take them off guard and pretend to be a server in a restaurant complete with disguises from who knows where”

Cat people that don’t like fish.... ok.

That rug would’ve unrolled very quickly, or at the very least at the bottom of the stairs.

So the cat people sundial device thing magically points to the treasure... but didn’t the cat people not know where it was? It’s not like the original movie was the first harvest moon since Moonscar’s death. They would’ve been able to do that a long time ago if that was the point of the dial. I know I worded that poorly.

AH the islanders were in on the second plot! That makes sense.

Am I the first person to remember there’s a fourth catperson?

Cat whistle.... cat... whistle... ok

How did the police get there?

So was the cat moondial laser thing part of Fred’s trap?

Are you saying this is the first time the cats have decided to dig in that basement? And it just conveniently happens while they’re all there?

He just walks off with all the gold. Doesn’t even offer to share it.

Why -did- Fred sell the Mystery Machine? I mean it should’ve just been repainted and ta-da- it’s a normal van.

Why -is- the Sheriff there. Ostensibly they’re in a completely different state. Why... is Daphne crying now... this is... ridiculous.

If it weren’t for you (all 3 people who might read this) I’d skip this.

Why are they now friends with the cats?

So... the mystery of the fourth cat person is just... unsolved? that’s ridiculous. Especially because Velma would’ve counted that as a lose end that needs tied up.

So! That was a trip! lmao. Hope everybody gets a laugh out of it.

[faintlyradiant]

— answer these questions then tag 20 blogs you’d like to know better!

tagged by: @desanctii

tagging: literally everyone who hasn’t done this a billion times by now, since I was tagged ages ago >>

nicknames: I don’t really have one! unless u count like 2 ppl who call me junebug lmao

zodiac: gemini

height: 1.60 / 5′3″

time: 21.37

favorite band / artist:  none, but I listen to a lot of Lord Huron and Greta Van Fleet lately

song stuck in my head: Meet Me In the Woods

last movie i saw: …..Avengers Endgame back in April 

last thing i googled: anthesia lmao, I was reading about 1890s decadent poets, as you do

other blogs: @teamreeves, @moral-cipher

do i get asks: I do! I’m very grateful <3

why did i choose this username: it’s a canon phrase used to describe him, and I thought it was nice!

following:  on this blog, 73

average amount of sleep: about 9 hrs

what i’m wearing: lmao rn it’s my mom’s jumper and jeans bc i’m at her place and didn’t bring a change of clothes

dream job: dusty academic

dream trip:  city holiday with a friend or a loved one tbh. maybe rome again, or paris

favorite food: the turkey we have for new year’s every year <3

play any instruments: nope! I own a keyboard bc I wanted to learn but i’m too self-conscious to practice without headphones lmfao

eye color: blueish, yellow in the middle

hair color:  brown

languages you speak:  Norwegian and English (I can understand Swedish and Danish and read some French and German)

most iconic song:  uhhhh Immigrant Song, let’s go with that

random fact: my mom and her friend saw a UFO in the 80s

describe yourself as aesthetic things: blank notebooks, scented candles, thor’s hammers, jasmine flowers, highlighters, yellow headphone cables, 10pm sunshine

[swearronchanel]

8.06

Finally got around to watching ctm after getting back from my Paris trip! (see here lol)

the wharfs! wild that I was just around that area (literally went on a class trip to the docklands museum the other day, gotta love studying in London)

Omg Angela picking her nose 😂 and yet she won’t speak!

Phyllis hurting her back is actually me all the time bc I have the vertebrae of an 80 year old

There’s Franklin indeed! We love a midwife queen

Shelagh’s outfit is so pretty!

The kids posting for a first day of school pic is so pure but also taking me back 😭 I remember those days

Phyllis grabbing Sister J’s hand why does that make me wanna cry

“I shan’t fight you”😭

Trixie loving her medical dramas I love it

She also is serving some 60s realness

OMFG PINCHED SIATIC NERVE IM TRIGGERED I swear to all the gods that happened to me last semester I literally cried and limped a mile from class to my dorm and deadass couldn’t move nor sit for 2 days until I had to pick up prescribed pain killers & taken to the damn chiropractor!! It was the WORST. The chiro was like omg your nerve is so pinched that one leg looked inches shorter than the other

Poor Phyllis 😭

MOTHER MILDRED ENTERED THE CHAT LMAO HELL YEA

THE ALMIGHTY LIKES TO KEEP US GUESSING LMAO AMEN

she’s basically like “I thought about it but no one is better than me”

OO I KNOW THIS SONG, A BOP

SOMETHING TELLS ME IM INTO SOMETHING GOOD

OH hell bah Trix should’ve got in the van too😂

LMAO POOR PHYLLIS DROPPED THE TOMATO THIS IS SAD

thank god I wasn’t that badly injured

Also would rather be thrown pushed down stairs than use a bed pan skkssk

this reminds me of my grandfather who had emphysema and hated using his oxygen I’m sad already 😭 my heart

LMFAO MOTHER MILDRED GIVES NO F’S

TRIXIE😍😍 omg what a look, love the hair! And that purple outfit is so 60s I love it (like duh ofc 60s)

Aw shelagh

CYRIL OUT HERE SMOKING REEFER KSKSKS I LOVE IT

HE GETTING LIT IN THE CARIBBEAN CLUB BUT LEMME STOP

SISTER MJ LIED BC SHE WANTED THEM TOGETHER SO BAD, IM NOT THAT MAD ABOUT IT TBH

ANTHRAX? Wtfff omg

Ok but I love mother Mildred aka grandma from Balto

WHAT MAGIC FAJA WAS THIS LADY WEARING TO COVER THAT BABY BUMP?? I need to make me look skinny

She looks older than 17 btw lol

this is so sad wtf first the grandpa now the dad, this is not fine😭 who is gonna die first

“You’ve been the love of my life girl..” STOPPP I will start crying

where’s the loml?

I feel like this teenage mom story was just thrown in here & doesn’t seem like much rn but there’s still time I guess

I need Trixie’s Head scarf

But Trix just put mother Mildred in checkkkkk

plot twist, it’s baby #2

“Didn’t mean pastor in the literal sense..” Sister Monica Joan is so cute lmao she likes Cyril so much 😂😭

Wait this was on purpose? she wanted a baby lmao,, at 17?, can’t relate but ok lol

STILL ALIVE THEN? My whole family when I don’t text/call/FaceTime in like 2 days LMAO

This is gross but still my heart omg, the things we do for our grandmothers 😭😭

TAKE THE ICE CREAM MONEY SJSK THIS IS LEGIT MY ABUELA BUT BRITISH

IM CRYIN RN I MISS MY GRANDMA 😭 I just FaceTimed her but still, it’s not the same

Aight Patrick I really doubt you remember being 2 years old I barely remember being 20

And I still am 20 LMAO

Shelagh going to Sister J tho, just like always 😭 but also Sister Julienne has been pushed aside this series I feel a type of way

“MOTHER.” TELL EMMM

wow what rude ass parents

“I didn’t know Nuns were interested in politics” 😂

Ms Higgins throwing some more wisdom, we stan

Lucille looks so pretty! she came for her man yes gal

ah Cyril disapproves, let me down 😂😂

They’re both homesick, I’m emo again

Why did they give Vi some Jane Wyman cringey hair style?

LMAO Violet standing up for her man at least

NO THIS MAN DIDNT JUST LEAVE HER SUITCASES

“The hearing is the last thing to go” “.. Barney’s coming”

this is sad af fling me out the window

glad she’s getting help but again this teen mom story didn’t cut it for me

Srgt Woolfe still persistent lol, I’m not even mad tbh she’s not that bad anymore

Trixie’s hair looks so good once again

“MY GIFT IS MY PRESENCE” LMFAOOO THIS IS WHY ID TAKE A BULLET FOR SISTER MONICA JOAN

omg Trixie’s purse I need

The gas money 😂😭 Fred is so pure

But also pass them pounds over I need London is so expensive

He’s going to run for the union rep aww

STANDING, STANDING ON THE PROMISES OF GODDDDDD

Omg I love these old school hymns😂 they make me miss my mom’s side grandparents

CYRIL PULLED UP😭

“So where in the end do we belong? I’m the eyes of another, where we see ourselves reflected? Or arm in arm, with those whose faces echo ours, whose blood we share?”

Val with her grandma again  😭

everyone came to see Phyllis love the Nonnatus fam 😭

“... or is it in the heart or the family we create, where we are safest and best known and never lonely? Perhaps we belong where love can bloom, because we give it room to put down roots, and space in which to thrive...we all belong somewhere.. and what matters is to not to struggle but where we find our peace” 😭😭

 Vanessa Redgrave stop making me emo 

[lesbianbucky]

21

rules: answer 21 questions tag 21 people you want to know better

@stevegrantsroger tagged me thanks bean!!

name: sara

zodiac sign: cancer sun (gemini moon and pisces rising if anyones into astrology sdjskjdsk)

height: 5′4″

hogwarts house: hufflepuff

last thing i googled: “stfx continuing and distance education support” because i need to register for summer courses lmao

favorite musicians: queen, t rex, mott the hoople, mitski, mika, hozier, the stone roses, greta van fleet, led zepplin, jonimitchell, fleetwood mac, pink floyd, janellemonae, jobriath, electric light orchestra, florence + the machine, father john misty, girl in red, supertramp, vance joy, roo panes, the beatles, david bowie, and a lot more thati can’t remember lmao

song currently stuck in your head: going to california by led zepplin

do you get asks: sometimes

amount of sleep: i like dont sleep well sdsjkhsjkhsk it takes me so long to fall asleep so normally i’m pretty exhausted all day but since i’ve been home from school it’s been a bit better

lucky number: 27

what you’re wearing: black jeans, black blundstones, and a white button up with light grey vetrical stripes and a blue pineapple pattern

dream job: honestly i just. really wanna be a musician tbh i love music so much but idki’m doing a psych degree rn but i have no idea what i wanna do with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

dream trip: i really just wanna explore europe tbh i’ve never been

instruments: piano, bass, acoustic guitar, vocals, alto sax, ukulele, plus some cello and mandolin but i haven’t played those in a while so i’m pretty rusty

languages: english and french

favorite songs: omg i don’t even know where to start,, this new day by greta van fleet, strawberry blonde by mitski, california by led zepplin, changes by david bowie, i wanna be adored by the stone roses, breakthru by queen, all the young dudes by mott the hoople, universe by t rex, oh! sweet nuthin’ by the velvet underground, take me i’m yours by jobriath, oh! darling by the beatles, god is a woman by rett madison, all she wants by mika, sweetest talk by habibi, pink in the night by mitski, to noise making (sing) by hozier, i and love and you by the avett brothers, i could go on and on and on there are literally so many

random fact: uhh i’ve only ever broken one bone and it was my pinky finger, but i didn’t think it was a big deal so i didn’t go to the doctor or anything and it ended up healing wrong and now it’s kinda fucked lmao

aesthetic: i don’t really know tbh but i think of like. yellow sunlight filtering in through sheer blinds, dust motes in the air, moss growing up the sides of hundreds of years old trees, laundry hung up and blowing gently with the breeze, a purple-pink sky at dusk, red doc martens, messy hair, rolling up your jeans to wade in a river and getting the bottoms of them wet anyway

this definitely isn’t 21 people but i’m tagging @sapphicsamwise, @brian-maybe, @goddess-of-apples, @cheesydeacy, @discodykey, and @thor-lesbian-rights, don’t feel obligated to do it though if u don’t want to!!

[study-van]

About me Tag

I was tagged by lovely @alinaetude thank you <3 (lmao how can I make it more obvious that I am on my computer)

Name: Yasemin

Nickname: Minik (tiny in Turkish), Yaso, Yas, Yaz, my surname, tmq (the magician queen lol it got stuck to me thanks to one of my favorite book series)

Gender: Female

Star sign: Capricorn

Height: 176 cm (according to Google it’s either 5′8 or 5′9)

Time: 11:45 (I am still in America rip)

Favorite Musicians: (okay hardest question ever) Angèle, ZAZ, BTS, Khalid, Troye Sivan, Hayley Kiyoko, IU, HONNE, Daniel Caesar, Hozier, Dean, a bunch of jazz artists (Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald etc), lately I also listen to lots of lo-fi hiphop

Song stuck in my head: Women like me, Little Mix (I have no idea how this happened I blame my roommate Elise)

Last thing I googled: cm to inch converter

Last movie I saw: in cinema Aquaman, on my computer “Roma” (the Oscar marathon has started!!!)

Last song I listened to: Vertigo, Khalid

Other blogs: I have my main where I basically post anything and my idle blog

Do I get asks: I wish :(

Why did I choose my username: I wanted to make a pun... Van Gogh is one of my favorite artists of all time (shh I know how cliché) so study-van was born but at the same van has this other meaning of well...a literal van

Following: 934 (wow I am really close to 1k what should we do to celebrate??)

Lucky number: 7

What I’m wearing: university hoodie + black mom jeans, gotta be comfortable in the plane

Dream job(s): I really want to become a doctor, if I can I would love to go into surgery but we’ll see...

Dream trip(s): Blood Falls, Japan Fox Village, and São Paulo

Favorite food: Mantı (Turkish dumplings), iskender (just google it), Korean fried chicken (literally the best chicken dish in the world), steak, jjajangmyeon, tempura udon, san sebastian cheesecake (okay I am big foodie pls don’t judge)

Instruments: Violin (for nearly 9 years), piano (for 3 years), guitar (for 3 years)

Favorite songs: I am just going to say one song bc I have been listening it religiously and it's Through the Night by IU (pls listen IU you won’t regret it, her songs are really good)

Relationship status: Complicated, I mean there is someone in my life but we decided to not name it and it’s not something super serious

Three Books: Kafka on the Shore by Haruki Murakami, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen (literally the best book that was ever written, I know we were all forced to read it at some point in our academic life but pls if so re-read it again with an open mind), Complications by Atul Gwande

Three TV shows: I don’t really follow any series rn does Stranger Things, Casa de Papel, and Game of Thrones count??

Book I’m reading now: Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevski

How many blankets I sleep with: back at home it’s three bc the weather is super cold

Anything I want: better grades, real friends, and figuring out how to deal with mental health problems

I tag: @ash-trological , @mathbunny-studies , @ingenuestudies , @studylikegeller