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#I’m just kvetchin
ghostwithaheartbeat
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6 months
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I cannot be the only one that hates the concept of elf lifespans being absolutely bonkers long compared to human lifespans. I simply refuse to accept it. Bleh >:(
#this trope makes me want to Stab People with dry spaghetti noodles
#I also hate that orcs have shorter lifespans than us. but that’s slightly more forgivable
#because I can imagine it’s caused by frequent conflicts messing with statistics
#tbh maybe my problem is just that I don’t personally vibe with Tolkien flavored elves
#I think 150 years is the ideal elf lifespan.
#no more elves with wildly long lifespans. leave that to the dragons
#no shade to people that prefer it this way!!
#I’m just kvetchin
#from Jaime
#elves
#orcs
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