#I think 150 years is the ideal elf lifespan. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

your-lovely-ghost · 8 months ago

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I cannot be the only one that hates the concept of elf lifespans being absolutely bonkers long compared to human lifespans. I simply refuse to accept it. Bleh >:(

#this trope makes me want to Stab People with dry spaghetti noodles #I also hate that orcs have shorter lifespans than us. but that’s slightly more forgivable #because I can imagine it’s caused by frequent conflicts messing with statistics #tbh maybe my problem is just that I don’t personally vibe with Tolkien flavored elves #I think 150 years is the ideal elf lifespan.#no more elves with wildly long lifespans. leave that to the dragons #no shade to people that prefer it this way!!#I’m just kvetchin #from Jaime #elves #orcs

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