#I’m joking. ish

[juniperhillpatient]

had to cut the jet jin zuko sub plot this episode they would’ve taken up too much time that’s how annoying & attention hoggy these 3 are

[growingdark]

made some ocs sooooo unrelated to any media I’ve consumed 👍

[mita-vittua-olivia]

A list of options for who The Minister could be … (to be taken 100% seriously, of course)

• Needles (he shows up in a suit. it’s all pricked through by his needles)

• Mr Bonzo (because of course)

• Elias Bouchard (he’s a stoner. he asks gwen for weed money.)

• Jack Ripley (goo goo ga ga)

• Boris Johnson

• Colin (got fed up with the computers, decided to train for a new position)

• Klaus, the former IT guy (revenge. shoots lena)

• Teddy (his reason for lying to alice? a new, secretive job he can’t let anyone know about)

[ruby-static]

Some time after the tiefling party-

(Based on the Lightning McQueen comic by chongotheartist)

[luminarai]

Armand in the s2 finale:

[solangelofantotheextreme]

Sometimes I get a bit depressed thinking about how thick my thighs are, and then I remember that these two queens:

are fucking badass and people find them okay-looking even though they also have thick thighs, and I don’t feel so bad afterwards.

Remember, if you’re ever feeling self conscious, just know that there’s some badass chick or dude out there that has the exact same feature(s) that people find aesthetically pleasing.

[graysanatimony]

Every time I see this one of two jokes comes into my head and I hate myself for it, it’s always either

a) that man is not a fucking top

or

b) gladly 😎🕶️🤏😉

[cuteniaarts]

@katkastrofa, circa 40-ish hours ago: Hey, what if our newest bunch of OCs adopted a baby from one of the other brothel girls who knew she couldn’t afford to raise one? That would make for some fun shenanigans :D

Me, with a notoriously non existent sleep schedule, instinct of self preservation or concern for my poor wrist: Alright, bet. Watch how fast I can make you fall in love with this hypothetical baby >:)

Daneli as a gentle and loving caretaker-turned-adoptive-mother is something that can be So Personal, actually, and originally I was going to leave it at this quick sketch, but then I got carried away thinking about what this child will grow up to be like raised by this little gang of misfits, so…

Here she is!! A little older and so, so beautiful, I need more of her in my life immediately, she’s way too precious

And, because I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t also add a sapphic element to this absolute cinnamon roll, a small crack ship that I’m only half serious about for when she’s a little older still:

All in all, we may be getting impossibly far from canon, but I for one already cannot get enough of sweet darling Kumisai <3

(I fully drew three pieces from scratch in 9 hours I cannot feel my brain or my hands anymore send help)

[austnbutlr]

I’m all for Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell leaning into the affair rumors, it’s honestly one of the more entertaining things to happen in pop culture in awhile and they continue to deliver long after the movie’s premiered. But as much as Sydney’s ugly old fiancé is God’s strongest solider, you can’t help but wonder how much he can tolerate being the butt of the joke and continuously made to look like a c*ck, now on national television after last night.

[the-professional-cocomeloner]

I will never kill anyone. “Let’s kill this guy,” and my voice tastes like the opposite of birdsong, sounds like swallowing liquid-hot icecubes, and my beaming expression is not the sun, or even the moon, but something that makes my mouth hurt. I will never kill anyone. But still sometimes my tongue is cut on my teeth, and I swallow always my blood with a smile.

[communistkenobi]

I feel a strong desire to get deep into lotr lore, not because it’s fun or interesting (although I do think it’s both of those things), but because it’s a massive cultural text that people love arguing about and I enjoy having access to fine-grain discourse

[skyward-floored]

How many kids do you guys think constitutes a big family anyways because I know my view is skewed but. four really isn’t that many, right??

[gustavorocque]

jack’s poconos (pokin’ your nose) joke, booping alex’s nose, wearing someone’s shoes, & more jokes

[cynical-things]

sometimes I will look at videos of me where I am talking and I think that I am so cute and mysterious until I open my mouth bc then I just start yappa yapping and it kills the image

[flyingtacoturtle11]

“Your lore just got sick af” except I’ve lost the ability to accept love and compassion :)

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

You expect me to pretend to like my actual father today when he’s part of the reason I hate myself? The reason I hate my body? The reason I hate eating? The reason I hate people? No fucking chance.