#I’m eepy is that a crime?

[lemoneste]

I loved that comic of like mischievous Tommy making Benrey jealous please more 🧟

bro is chill abt it 👍

[thesideburnsalon]

Crime Husband memes 😌

[theproblemcallednight]

so crime and punishment is becoming my brain. so here’s my very necessary comments (cnp spoilers)

since my handwriting is messy:

oh and rodya apologizes to Zossimov and Razumihin, so now we have the bestie trio

omg he’s rizzing Razumihin up wile talking to his sister go Rodya go

do not ask me what was going thru my head. jus take it

oh also this

nice going Raskolnikov you can’t convince Dounia jus kill Petrovitch cmon

does he kill petrovitch??? don’t answer that but like. can i kill him. he seems like a bitch

anyways yeah i’m so sleepy to make coherent thoughts but y’know have my unhinged notes

[emomeishibot]

⚠️I personally think kuroshitsuji season 2 is a mess, the plot doesn’t make sense. But all the characters are innocent🥲

This post is about a possible sbcl situation after S2 ending, a Ciel&Cerberus Adventures headcanon/paro (Idk, somehow it’s both

I read the sbcl fanbook by @tapuy on X and it makes me consider what could happen after season II… I mean it feels quite depressing at the beginning because how it’s portrayed but when I realize Ciel has become an immortal impious boy who could do whatever he want for all eternity,, I stopped depressing(??( also I learned that Seb keeps a hell hound called Cerberus at his hell home so Ciel could just take it to adventures like Tin Tin (it’s just that Ciel is rid of the burden of revenge and all the soul swappy bullshit, he deserves some decent childhood shenanigans (good taste tho) for him to contribute to this miserable eternity of a world(???) I’m thinking about Tom Sawyer, Nils Holgersson, and Peter Pan (I secretly want to see Ciel set sail and go pirate treasure hunting🤲)

Ciel would just be going on hunt for souls(he needs to eat and wants to have some fun scavenging tasty (I’d even say souls of sweetness, since he’s demon sense of taste is no longer for human desserts) souls; and in a early Q&A Ciel emphasized in boldface that he hates unsavory food, so I’d say he could be considering what to do about it after he’s turned into a demon.

One might ask what is Seb doing in hell, leaving his master running wild outside with the hell hound… I just think that they need some time apart to kind of let the awkwardness (I literally don’t know how to put it, but I think having Seb serving invisible tea for Ciel in a hell mansion for all eternity is just misuse of immortality) of S2 to fade away and think about this new situation thru(???). Seb would need some time to reflect his past two seasons and probably revise his butler aesthetics for future practical purposes. Plus Seb could finally keep cats now cuz I believe Ciel wouldn’t mind letting him. If Ciel and Cerberus gets into real trouble like grim reapers, Ciel can summon Seb to get them outta there. But I think they just have such different tastes in food that Ciel would disagree with Seb’s insistence on how to season souls or whatnot but experiment on his own. I’d be curious to see if they’d be making more contracts to humans. I believe Ciel would allow Seb to do so as long as their master-servant contract is not violated; also Ciel hasn’t had enough of his crime-fighting morally gray life (??) he could use that past work experience to sort out souls that he would want to consume, and live among men and experience more (he is too young to be a permanent dweller of hell, let him travel…)

I think after years, decades Ciel and Seb can get back to live and hunt for souls together once they adapt to this new change in identity and power dynamics. Ciel is now his permanent responsibility and Seb needs to get use to it since he’s so cynical about souls and all, but they’ll figure out. While he takes his time brooding with cats in his hell mansion with an inferno view, let Ciel go have a wild adventure as a young demon and pick how he’d like to be for the rest of eternity…and fulfill his childhood wishes(like adventures, amusement parks, all the interesting festivals around the world…) since he’s no longer a vulnerable child but can defend himself as a demon and accompanied by a powerful pet.

I just think keeping a little animal sidekick around for Ciel would be so cute…and Cerberus is like, gets eepy listening to music and loves pancakes while being a flesh and soul consuming monster… it’s just any boy’s dream mythical pet…let Ciel own this!!!

That’s it, I hope you enjoyed reading this!!

Ref pic of TinTin

[epithet-beloved]

Yo!! Could you maybe make a Giovanni + One of his minions, but they suffer with chronic pain and fatigue? I suffer with these but id totally still enjoy crimes so id love to see something like this! (The eepy gets to me sometimes but 🖕 it, crime time)

GIOVANNI + READER WITH CHRONIC PAIN/FATIGUE

synopsis… Giovanni with a minion who experiences chronic pain and fatigue

ft. Giovanni Potage, The Boys (mentioned), Molly Blyndeff (mentioned)

tags… epithet erased, can be read as romantic or platonic, reader has chronic illness, fluff, reader is one of Giovanni’s minions, crime time fun times

word count… 735

a/n… I’m not familiar with chronic fatigue or pain, so I hope I did a good job! Inclusive fanfic is very important everyone deserves the comfort character content ✧ 🦄

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 He is so accepting of literally anything you tell him, it’s almost enough to make you weep.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Like the first time you explain some of your limitations or that you can have off days where you can’t do much or can hardly do anything, he just smiles and says “alright!”

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 It damn near brings you to tears.

“Hey, hey, what’s wrong? Did I say something weird?”

“No, no, just…..” you smiled, making no effort to hide the tiredness behind it. “You didn’t….ask me why I couldn’t just work around it, or ask me to make an exception for you, or anything, you just….said okay?”

“Pffft,” Giovanni scoffed at the very notion. “The hell would I do that for? You know you better than I do!”

You resume crying.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 It’s seriously such a breath of fresh air to be with somebody who isn’t constantly offering unsolicited advice the second your condition becomes inconvenient to them. Giovanni is a lot of things, but a know it all is certainly not one of them.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Whenever Giovanni has a suggestion or a piece of information he found that he wants to present, he phrases it as a question to you because you’re the one who knows most about your health and he doesn’t want to Mansplain(™). In fact, mansplaining is strictly prohibited in the Vincent Murder Bad Guy Rulez, so that sort of stuff won’t stand.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Of course, all the boys follow these rules, too! If anyone is unaware of your needs they will get a very enthusiastic interruption by Giovanni while he insists they let you explain. Yeah, he always lets you explain yourself first. It’s amazing.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 You will be accommodated anywhere, anytime. Feeling faint during a walk? He’ll find the nearest place to sit. Hell, he’ll sit down and let you rest on his knee or something. Real villains know how to protect their minions at a moment’s notice.

“Hold on.” You grabbed Giovanni’s jacket sleeve to support yourself, instantly catching the tall male’s attention.

“Woah, you good?” You answered by leaning on him even further, feeling your legs fail you at the most inopportune of times. “Here, let’s sit down a minute.”

Slowly, he would sit down on the closest available bench, guiding you as to not have you collapse. The second you were safely seated, you felt him pull away from you. At first, this confused you, but your curiosity was resolved when you felt a jacket drape over your shoulders.

“There. Can’t have any of my minions freezing to death, after all!”

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 One of Giovanni’s love languages is food, so if you let him, he will give you homemade soup when you’re feeling under the weather. He understands you don’t have a cold or anything — it’s just a gesture he does to let you know you’re always on his mind.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 If you can’t attend a Cool Crime Event(™) because you’re feeling under the weather, Giovanni will have you on speaker on his phone the entire time so you can still chat and engage with the Boys.

“Ben said he stole a bag of chips in your honor today. We can drop it off later!”

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 Accessible crime is VERY important to Giovanni. Villainy is an art and should be able to be practiced by anyone and everyone! This results in him getting more and more creative with his antics to include you if needed. Prank calling from Crusher’s treehouse is always a classic, and pirating a movie is one of the best crimes of all! Fun for the whole evil family!

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 You and Molly can be tired together. Once, when Giovanni had invited you both over, he found you two asleep together in front of the TV. He sent a million pictures to everybody he knows.

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 There is also time that Giovanni makes sure to reserve specifically for you. Being included in a group is important, but so is one on one attention! These hangouts are highly customizable to whatever your tastes are and whatever your energy levels are for the day. Even on days that you may insist you’re cranky, tired or not great to be around, he’ll still be there for you if you let him!

𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 And if you need time to yourself, no matter what the reason is, then he’ll make sure to always have a new fun surprise planned for when you’re ready to wreak havoc again.

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

What is the lore about tiny durandal anyway? How would that retroactively make durandal x rita a proship? Also, does it not mean problematic ship?

Re: lore, Tiny Dudu is regular Dudu but in the Mars system. Much like how Theresa turned into Eepy Teri, she turned into Tiny Dudu. Allegedly because that’s what she wanted deep down.

Considering Dudu’s stolen childhood and the pressure she’s been subjected to as a Valkyrie since she was a teen, it’s not really surprising for her to desire being a child again for a bit.

Re: “problematic” ships I guess some folks have an issue with ageplay :V??? I dunno I don’t really care.

Re: the word “proship”. It does not mean problematic ship. As far as I know, the only people who think that are antis who didn’t know what it meant and guessed that. Language derivation?

A conflict started because, a few years ago, don’t like don’t read stopped being seen as the standard stance in fandom and a minority of folks got up in arms trying to police what everyone else was doing (those are the “anti-shippers”). I’m not entirely sure whether pro-shipper is a self-named community name or if the antis made it up by opposition but it seems to have been largely reclaimed by spiteful folks.

Originally it’s just pro as opposed to anti, when “anti-shippers” became vocal, there were “pro-shippers” who disagreed with them.

Pro-shippers would rather mind their own business and follow the age old “don’t like don’t read” and “your kink is not my kink and that’s okay” principles, so they’re pretty chill when left alone, while anti-shippers… idk my personal experience is they tend to be puritanical, jump to conclusions about people, and get really upset even when dark topics are addressed in purely fictional ways. Some have also bullied my friends or me before.

Needless to say my experience has been negative, I’m not the right person to give an objective review of whatever they believe is right!

My personal stance is if you bully anyone I don’t like you, so I stand against harassment regardless of the reason. I’m not here to deal with fandom militias, if you believe someone has committed a crime (against a person) report the incriminating posts and block the person. If there are no incriminating posts, if there’s no evidence and you’re just guessing based on circumstantial things… then you’re just making up a monster in your head, you better stop and treat people better.

[sapphosdickandballs]

that aggressive circling of brinjal I did that too but every time I did it would take up more and more room did you know you’re kind of always hovering around in my thoughts. I’m supposed to be doing homework right now

I’m not trying to ruin your sleep schedule lmao I’m just up far too late all the time. I watched an entire season of a show last night 😬 I’m very eepy today

orb is very silly to hear considering you’re way cooler than me

wjat crimes are we committing!!! Is it before or after the cloud gazing

I don’t have enough words in my brain to say so like. Holds a knife to your throat homoerotically

[redcallisto]

I’m so eepy that it’s opinion time baby bc I’m a chronic talker when zzz

So I’m not a fan of any Dan Heng + high cloud quintet ships mainly bc when we found out that Dan Feng was punished thru forced reincarnated into our Dan Heng and he was imprisoned for most of his life despite pretty much not being the same person as his past incarnation, it immediately reminded me of how in NK if someone commits a crime their whole family and generations are punished. So that kinda led to me seeing DF as DHs dad lol

I know renheng is stupid popular but goodness I cannot stand it 😭 DH doesn’t even know who he is lol and everything that happened to Blade is so incredibly messed up that I don’t think he’s got the mental capacity for love tbh

[moondust-artz]

Have a Poyo Christmas

Got Kirby Dream Buffet for Christmas! Can’t wait to playyyy! Have an eepy Kirby (bro, I’m currently listening to true crime and it feels depressing, but it’s interesting)

[hardly-a-p3rson]

i’m glad to hear you’re doing okay :D what kind of dog do yall have? and,, i’m doing okay,, eepy.

do you have anything you like to do?

he's a toy poodle yorkie mix and he's the light of our lives. such a sweet guy his name is teddy. mm good to hear you're okay. video games mostly also I like watching true crime

[hyperfixated-homo]

beloved!

😈 - is Mikey a little shit

❓️- what role does Casey play in your au? does she come up at all?

❓️- do the horror boys still fight the regular villains after they get back from their horror-verses? how would that play out with their changed personalities (personalities might not be the word I'm looking for but you get the idea)

HONEYYYY <33

😈 - mikey isnt a little shit in this verse unfortunately :( he had to grow uo and be independent so quickly because of his trauma that he finds it a bit hard to be jokingly mean or annoying.

❓- ooh!!! okay SO. since i am incapable of creating an original villain, my boy shreddy is going to be the big bad, with the foot clan backing him up for Chaos Reasons. casey, much like in the show, originally starts off in the foot before joining forces with the hamatos in order to stop the shredder. she becomes an official member of the clan, eventually. which means an initiation process, eventually. long story short, her horror genre is splatter (basically any horror that focuses solely on BLOOD and GUTS and GORE)

❓- i believe i write an answer to this in my discord. i’m gonna copy paste it here because i eepy :)

1. I think that at first, it’s actually only Mikey that wants to fight crime when he comes back. Since he had to deal with so many criminals back in his au, he really wants to try to help fix this world and avoid letting them fall apart like his own did. I imagine the others would join in for no other reason than wanting to support him. Leo and Donnie don’t really care what they do? But they’ve both found it easier to not have breakdowns when they’re outside the lair. Raph wants to keep his brothers safe, so he usually follows along.

So fun fact (that idk if i ever mentioned) the boys are 13-15 when they leave their respective dimensions. Which means that they only start fighting crime once they come back. Which means the villains didn’t know them before they became like this. All this to say, they are SIGNIFICANTLY scarier to them than they are in the canon show, but it’s not because they knew them before. It’s because holy shit these fucking kids will actually kill me what the fuck. What the FUCK.

How it goes depends on who they’re fighting. Draxum is suprisingly equal to them in terms of how they fight, and usually only escapes due to quick thinking and luck. The smaller villains (eg Warren, Repo Mantis, those crab guys whos names I can’t remember for the LIFE of me) are pretty much a nonissue. Except Hypno. I might explore that a bit later. The foot are actually quite easy to thwart, though none of them know quite what the Foot are doing anyways, so that doesn’t mean much.

[thesideburnsalon]

Text posts + my favorite criminals

[autisticempathydaemon]

for the redacted match-up!!!

Enneagram: six!

Eepy method: comfort video game lets play

Redacted audio of choice: Possessive Yandere Demon Rewrites Your Memories

Sorry, just not interested: Asher

Instant besties: Caelum

Gas station combo: a Calypso and CheezIts

Guilty pleasure media: Naruto fanfiction :/

Type Sixes tend to be independent and hardworking, searching for stability and security, a rock to hold them steady, if you will… or an earth elemental.

(Also, I know this is you, Lexi, and we all know that you’re a Damien kinnie and that Damien and Huxley are the perfect couple SO it wasn’t a hard decision to make.)

Huxley would always get you a Calypso when he stops by the 7/11 (not to mention he always remembers your favorite flavor.) I could even see him making a project with the bottles or caps…

Oh, wouldn’t that be gorgeous? A house together with a big, gorgeous oak in the front with glass hanging from the leaves to catch the sunlight? (Caelum would get a kick out of that. He’d love a bottle tree and, given you could see him, you could often find him sitting in the branches looking at the rainbows.)

Song:

Lucky me/ I was ordinary/ But with your love, you see/ I am a poem writer/ I will express this if I'm able/ I love you like a table/ My legs were carved for you/ I love you like a table

Something about the title just is Huxley, you know? Again, it’s bringing that rock-foundation-table energy I was talking about, the love that is present, everyday, and safe. It’s not glamorous per se, but it’s magical all the same.

Runner Ups:

So I was very tempted to say Aaron- you’d be hard pressed to find a more stable, trustworthy life partner in crime than him. At the same time, Ollie spoke to me because I know you’re a fuckin goof, and I think the goof in Ollie would speak to the goof in you. (Ollie strikes me as the type to also read Naruto fanfiction or, at the very least, would read the ones you rec him.) Huxley struck a very happy medium between the two.

Note: Lexi, I’m so sorry you got the test pancake of the moodboards I love you I’m SORRY

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[skateironicallycantskate]

Erm. One of my childhood toys was a fake crime scene my sister made

@freshyow @zxmbigirlfriend @yasukematsudadefender and everyone else cause I’m eepy

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

[moodywyrm]

so real 💔 i love sleeping but i would stay up all night if i could,, but my gf is definitely a morning person,, she’s up at like 5 every day!! she’ll go to the gym, get some of her work done, clean the apartment, and have breakfast cooked by the time i’m just waking up it’s insane

he is a lil parrot!! and the yelling i can’t take it,, he’s my little man my angel my baby but god!!! he yelled at me until i woke up today and normally it’s for food but no!! he was fed, he had water, and his litter-box was clean!! he just loves to yell >:(

it’s torture and it’s so much worse bc my bed feels so comfy in the morning 😞

- 🩷

god same, I love the night time I’m just an eepy guy 😭😭 I’ve become a morning person against my will, but my sister is the weirdo morning person of the family?? girl willingly wakes up at 5am to just vibe?? I do like how productive I can be though, it’s nice 💕

He’s yelling!! My lil guy is also such a yeller, like bro I love you but Please pipe down. He’ll see a car drive by and I swear you’d think he witnessed a Crime with how loud he howls. And sometimes he just yells!! He and Binx would be friends, theoretically.

no literally I swear my bed becomes a dream cloud in the mornings like why is it so hard to get up?? and my bed at school?? I intentionally made it unreasonably comfy and then get surprised when I don’t wanna get up 🙄

[oxeye-days]

aaaaaaa why are midday naps so good😔 now i’m awake at 3am and sad just for the crime of being eepy at noon.