#I’m clinically insane actually

[chimarasstuff]

I immediately forgot I have a new tumblr mutual I’m about to roleplay with and I’ve been reposting the most deprived shit, bro I’m so sorry

[phantomcat94]

Strap in babe I gotchu

Crossed Wires series

Get High Go Down series

A Gem Beyond Counting

Sleepover Revelations

Swing and a Miss

Give some of these a shot lemme know if you need more 👀

Also follow @fuctacles for some great works that are on tumblr, they have a master list of their stuff!

I feel as if I have come back from war, I started college and just fell off the face of the earth and now here I am nearly 13 weeks later about to graduate with my associates in accounting with out an ounce of motivation left in me. Like I want to write but what? I have no clue.

And I kind of want to get back into reading? Does anyone have any recommendations for steddie? (Or if there is any ship out there that you want to reccomend go for it, I want to trigger a hyperfixation so I’m not so bored.)

[razziematazz]

my stobotnik omegaverse thoughts

ask and you shall receive, as i am nothing if not responsive to the people. and apparently, this is what the people want! nsfw warning but only if ur chronically online tbh

so, starting off with some context: it’s 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 time. be warned pt 2. bc that’s actually what my friend and i were discussing LMAOOO. the whole conversation was kickstarted by them sending me a drawing of stone flushed due to a fever in which everyone in the replies were saying “damn he’s in heat”, right? but the artist was like “GUYS HES NOT IN HEAT HES SICK”

and my response was “hes sick because he isn’t being knotted actually. Soon that will be fixed.”

but then i was like… Wait. bc to me, they’re both alphas … bc….

yes, stone follows robotniks every command, and he is ECSTATIC doing it! we all agree on this!!!

but but BUT…. if you’ve seen my other posts, you’ll know that i am an AVID supporter of the idea that stone was a top of the line, best of the best field agent before working for robotnik. i believe he has killed before robotnik, but SINCE working for robotnik?

he never took any sort of pleasure when he had to kill before. it was just a necessary evil. but now that he’s got something to protect? someone of his own?? he has killed for robotnik without a second thought and would kill for him again in a heartbeat. and he has lowkey enjoyed it, knowing he’s the one saving the doctor

he’s like those pictures of wolves with watermelons on their heads and etc . of tigers laying in cardboard boxes

he follows robotniks orders and follows them well because he WANTS to fiercely protect robotnik, fulfill all of his needs, and ensure his happiness at all costs, no matter if it’s shooting someone point blank or dealing with robotniks hand dragging him around by the inside of his mouth

(he likes that last one, actually.)

robotnik is just an alpha. idc. he’s literally the stereotype: taller, important, impressive facial hair, a loud and extremely confident asshole

i just feel it in my bones sorry for very little elaboration, besides how he also loves pushing people around

(in contexts other than this, however, i’ll also accept him being a beta tho. solely bc i think him proving that he’s a valuable genius despite not being anything biologically special is a good idea too)

and then i remembered this wonderful thing called bitching! and this wonderful thought that hey actually…. stone went So Hard caring for robotnik, he started becoming lowkey like a feral omega. but obviously, that can’t be EVERYTHING.

it, alongside the fact that he’s been (shamefully) wondering about robotniks knot since like less than a year into working for him, is REALLYYY getting to stone.

and finally, after some plot- perhaps around the time robotnik is recovering in the crab, where stones caretaking instincts are going haywire?- stone gets a taste of that knot !!!!

and then another. and then another. and then about a decades worth more. and what do you know? he and robotnik spedrun bitching at 100%, emotionally and physically

also, i just want you to know that during this revelation, my friend was researching if you can get sick from being too horny irl. (sex improves immune system functions is the answer)

and then this friend, word for word, spat out this wonderful idea: “bitch Stone with a 24/7 piston fuck machine w/ orgasm denial/chastity cage WHAT WHO SAID THAT”

AND HELL YEAH BROTHER

And honestly?? i’d like to add on…….

stone found the blueprints for it when he was trying to save as much as possible from robotniks lab, between the first and second movies. maybe it was even somewhere hidden among the manifesto, deep in some code stone would’ve normally missed. (if he built it at home to use whenever he was especially missing the doctor, that’s between him, the beginning of the bitching, and god)

anyways. if anyone wants to write smthn based on this. FEEL FREEEEEEEEEE just tag me pls!!!!!!

[gothsuguru]

this man has no fucking right to be THIS beautiful… jinshi my LOVE.

[definitelynotorion]

I hate the ultrakill fandom I’m ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING LOSE ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY do people water down his personality to nothing but violence. Also HE HAS NEVERRRRR BEEN SHOWN TO BE ANGRY. EVER!!!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!! Excuse me I’m kind of going insane this will turn into a fandom rant for a sec. Literally both characters had equally nuanced stories and personalities yet for some reason sisyphus gets the short end of the stick. Whag. This is the exact reason I’m scared of my ocs developing a fandom

I SAW THIS STUPID MEME AND I HAD TO COME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BECAUSE FUCK

me pretending to not gaf about misinterpretations of my favorite characters so I won’t kill myself

[javierduffy]

hyperfixation settling in deep now, thinking about buying rdr2 for the pc so i can access and edit together voice lines and character models into javieran content

[enterstellars]

okay so like. i got offered a job (yay!) and if i accept (which i probably will cause nothing else is coming my way) then i will definitely have to work another job to ya know. bring in enough money to live and sustain myself (which is fine just. tiring) but i don’t think the full time job would wear me out like the other full time jobs i’ve had in the past so going and doing part time work wouldn’t drain me too bad. so? i guess i have a job?

[chunniwritesalot]

WHEN WILL HE ASK ME OUT

[sydtodd21]

hi, i have severe attachment issues soooo don’t fucking come near me if you’re going to be one foot in and one foot out. can’t do it anymore. i’m fucking TIRED of pouring more into others. i’m left empty. i have nothing left. just leave me alone.

[yuribalisms]

I think it is finally time to bite the bullet and begin the long and arduous process of getting my slew of illnesses (mental and physical) diagnosed so I can actually pursue treatment and/or accommodations with jobs because I uh, cannot do this shit anymore

[james-p-sullivan]

all i want to do today is write

[manygreetingsfriend]

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[weirdgirlvampire]

2025 goals: destroy my autoimmune disease

[pop-punklouis]

thanK you aIMee might actually be the funniest, most sagittarius thing taylor swift has ever done. she’s like “i’m clinically insane over this dude and everyone hates him someone lock me up” and “this other dude is too sad, doesnt want to marry me, and stole my youth whatever”

but kim k? fuck you kim k. just in case you forgot.

[izukatz]

polyband… but… qpr……………….. i’m going insane.

[an1malcannibal]

(Starts overthinking horrifically abt my relationships) I think I hauve Covid