#I’m baaaack - can’t keep a bitch down for long

[aqpippin]

six sentence sunday —

and now I’m covered in you 🌼

She doesn’t care if there’s a kid that needs help trying her shoelaces and that there’s laundry to be done and beds to be made and a kitchen light they could stand under and love each other just as well from there. She wouldn’t even care if the world was ending outside her bedroom window, if volcanoes were exploding and chasms were ripping themselves into the ground and the sky was falling around them. It could be the last moment of their lives or just the first in a long list of mornings where they’ll wake up wrapped in each other like this; Gigi doesn’t care. She wants to hold this scene in her hand like a snow globe and shake and shake and shake. She doesn’t ever want the snow to stop falling.

She wants to love Jackie like this - lazily and dream-drunk and as if the entire world is held here, in the space on top of the mattress - for the rest of her life.

Another five minutes would also suffice.

[celebrimbor-apologist]

ROP Liveblog 2x05

Spoilers ahead and so much screaming I am UNWELL.

WHAT THE DUCK IS THAT PROMO PHOTO OF CELEBRIMBOR AND HIS HANDS why is he looking at his hands like that please please what what 

I love the dwarven themes so much 

Oh hi dwarven dad 

King Durin! What do your dwarf eyes see? Uh oh. He’s mad. And he was RIGHT. 

OH SO THAT’S HOW THE DOORS OF MORIA HAPPEN ALSO MUSIC??? MUSICCCCCC!

Oh they have light again! And the Theme Music comes baaaack!!! 

Tyeple is so happy. This is so cute omg. 

Oh FUCK it’s the holly outfit. I repeat it's the holly outfit we're in endgame now.

Narvi 

OKAY MIRDANIA WHY ARE YOU STANDING NEXT TO SAURON WHAT UP do not- 

THE DOORS OF DURIN OMG Known only to smiths. 

Omg Narvi Celebrimbor frends I am so down. he is so happy and Annatar is making it all about him now.

I do not recall you saying that “You do not always listen” Oh Annatar i am going to-

Manipulative BASTARD

Like, Celebrimbor you are SO CLOSE to the truth there, “it is a game you play” 

Give it to him Tyelpe. 

Annatarrrrrrrrrrr I need to bite something 

“We find men we can trust” 

Celebrimbor really doesn’t want to go on. 

“I shall make the nine myself” WHOP WE CALLED IT. 

(guys I think my phone just broke whelp)

Oh Hi Númenor

Kevin Kemen shush

Elendil <3 Míriel <3 

GIRLIEPOP

“You are walking a treacherous path” “And yours is made of seawater. Take care to keep your feet beneath you. Its a long way to tbe bottom” SLAY ELENDIL

Oh Elendil I love you. Valandil. Valar bless you Captain. I so agree. 

Oh Kemen is so jealous. 

Phârazon stick that scepter up your-

OMG THE LETTER ARRIVED SALTY TYELPE SALTY TYELPE AND GIL GALAD IS JUST LIKE 

FUCK. 

Holy FUCK. I’m fine. I’M FINE. Gil-Galad just standing there and struggling with that vision, Elrond please barge into this room-

Meanwhile Elrond is just RUNNING. Oh please let him not be too late. Dramatic coat drop buddy your friends are gonna fall over that 

why are there only two people running with him who left Vorohil behind?? Where is he???

Ring Tribute? Holy fuck. 

UH OH. Disa. Disa- Disa run, please run please I can’t cope without you- 

the fucking ring theme Bear your MUSIC SKILLS I CAN’T. 

“It comes with a price” yeah. Yeah I thought so. 

Oh dear the ring is already fucking with him. That was so fast. 

Ancient Powerful Evil oh fuck. 

Oh Durin is suddenly no fan of the stonesingers anymore? Not a real dwarf is he’s not a fan of it. 

EREGION THE LITTLE ANVIL PAPERWEIGHT THIS IS SO TRUE

OH GOD NO 

What the fuck?? 

He is so calm <3 Dad Tyelpe <3 

Mirdania 

Okay Annatar step away Celebrimbor is the one for hugs

Oh Tyelpe. He really doesn’t want to make more rings. He really doesn’t want to. 

Oh Celebrimbor you are starting to see. You really are, aren’t you. Oh fuck you are starting to notice. Makes sense time wise but I am crying, because this is the start of the end. 

Omg Annatar BITCH WHAT 

Galadriel Comparison 

I… I dislike. I dislikeeeee-

KEMEN I FUCKING HATE YOU. 

ELENDIL YOU FUCKING KING PUNCH THAT BITTTTCCHHH

VALANDIL NO PLEASE Please no. Okay you can go fight Kemen that’s okay. 

No. no Valandil no, please no. Please no. I am sobbing, please no. 

Kemen. Kemen i will END you. I can’t even count the amount of Valar you just pissed off. 

Omg, this is so painful, they basically all think he’s losing his mind. 

Omg he asks. He asks, he literally asks I am screaming and there it is, the lie. He is lying. 

WE DID. 

Omg. 

Omg. 

Fuck. 

“You lied” I can’t. I can’t, I can’t I can’t. 

King Durin you… Fucking hell. 

I can’t, I am unwell, I am unwell I am unwell. 

He swears it <3 Surely that will end well. 

Oh Tyelpe. Oh Tyelpe. Oh love. Oh my dearest. 

Okay why does he look so close to collapse, Annatar, fuck off. Leave him be. Leave him BE. 

No, he is not unreasonable- 

Hands shaking-

Omg he is crying. Abort abort abort abort everything please 

And thus the forge has become a prison. And the orcs are at the door. 

ELROND ELROND ELROND ELROND 

Gil please. Gil please LISTEN. Eru I am so mad. Elrond just ran like crazy please, send aid anyways. I see no strategic advantage here in sending people to Mordor when you think the enemy isn’t even there. 

Guys I am so unwell I am so unwell I am so unwell I can’t. 

[hellraiserdeano-blog]

Evil Has Always Lost Chapter 11

Grant Mitchell sat again the wall staring into The Joker's eye's, they'd been fighting since jason left the area "Where the fuck is Chuck's Type-writer?" he demand's before pushing off the wall. The Joker grin's at him licking the blood from his knuckle's "You have to beat me, break me--otherwise, this world and every one die's because of Lucifer's plan" He grin's punching his fist together "I will never tell you a god damn thing, Grant. I am not your true enemy, I am your nightmare" he say's before he and Grant Mitchell suddenly hear the roar of the sky, Both turn looking as A vile visage began to reemerge from the sky slamming down so thunderously the ground errupted around them nearly destroying the strip club. The 1,000 Foot tall Lucifer looked down at the Ground his red eye landing on Grant mitchell as Grant Mitchell look's up at him The Joker grin's malevolently at him "And he's baaaack!" He smirk's causing Grant Mitchell to look at him "I don't give a shit, mate" He glare's upward's "And you; YOU killed my brother and Luke, i will not forgive or forget" He say's to the giant who merely grinned devilishly at him, Lucifer stared down at them his voice sinister and malevolent "This world is full of malice, he created you to mock me. I was his most beautiful angel and most loyal. When he asked me to bow," His eye's glare all around "I was down right pissed! and now he's gone and sent me to jupiter! imagine how fucking pissed off i am now? imagine what's about to happen Granty! snap of my goddamn finger's and you all die 'cause i'm bored with this little game we've been playing for so long" He put's his finger's together as Grant Mitchell stared at him "Go the fuck on ahead! you're a sad weak little kid who's just mad Daddy Didn't show him more love than the other's!" He roar's back at the giant. The Joker look's at Grant then up at the giant "Lucifer, allow me to finish this one myself?" He question's gleefully, Lucifer look's down at the Joker annoyance clear upon his demonic visage "You are human; So YOU, too shall die!" He growl's before snapping his finger's as one by one the human's near the strip club begin exploding into blood and gut's. Before Grant and them could implode; Chuck suddenly appeared his wing's descending back into him as he look's up at Lucifer "How many more must suffer?" He question's then look's at Grant with a wary look "Why? because they're human? is that why you hate my creation so much? is that why you try and hurt them?" He turn's back to Lucifer "you are so wrong! i made you and the other angel's but, i did not make you to be selfish and greedy" He crosses his arm's smirking at him "and you were the only one to break my trust." He look's at Grant and Cook "My creation can not be killed by you, Nor will your power deminish them" He look's into Lucifer's eye's "In this game of Hell Versus Heaven there is but one victor, and it is not you" he sit's down indian style as Lucifer glare's at Chuck "You think by saying that you have defeated me?" He question's as Chuck shake's his head "No, because the truth is i've already won, i'll explain why" He open's his arm's "You called this beautiful and that was your down fall, Because you showed me the reason you dare hurt my creation is because you are petty, greedy, selfish; Need i say more? And no matter how many time's I save them, it's alway's you that hurt's them" He look's over at Mark Fowler Jr. "Lucifer, this battle you have started can only end in your death, i gave you Hell to rule because it is a lowly place just as you" he stand's up his eye's glowing bright "And you dare step foot onto my greatest creation? you dare defile it with your dirty rotten feet?" He walk's forward his hand's held at; the ground begin's to heal itself in an instant "You are nothing more than a weak son, i gave you every thing and you could never give me the one thing i wanted: Trust" He stare's hard "I asked YOU to love them more than I, more than you could have ever Loved me; and what was your answer? you and the other's that followed you" He float's up in the air "You all tried to take my throne, And i gave you what you wanted: A throne" He glare's dangerously into Lucifer's red eye's "so now, let me show you my power so that you may witness how pathetic you are compared to GOD" he say's causing Lucifer to growl fire errupting all over the area "Fool! i am not alone!" he say's before firing a fireball toward Chuck as Chuck inhale's the fireball much to lucifer's shock "Was that supposed to kill me? Lucifer, how many centurie's have I told you our power is not matched; try not to die" He say's before a huge white light slam's into lucifer from thin air causing the giant to fall to the ground creating an earth quake "That's not even half of what i can do" He look's up "You forget i've been building a new army to show your demon's, they are nothing but child's play!" He open's heaven from the sky as a Bright light shined upon Lucifer and million's of angel's riding on white stallion's began to descend up the beast who glared in return "You have another army?!" He growl's out in rage before fire slam's into the angel's sending them flying into the ground lucifer stand's up his red eye's on chuck "You think that I will accept what we talked about as 'burying' the hachet? i Can not exist as long as your Warrior's still stand!" He raises a hand "You who call your self my Father, Know nothing of my power--Soul's are what you need to get strong? well, I want you to see this, because all over this putrid world people have made deal's with me and it's time to collect on that debt!" He yell's as his hand ommit's red light and it shoot's into the air Chuck stare's at him "You can't get that many soul's, And you know that Lucifer" He grit's his teeth as Lucifer stare's down at him "Oh, but I can, these soul's are coming!" He gleefully laugh's as Chuck stare's into the sky "Not if I stop it" He remind's as Lucifer smirk's kicking chuck hard through the strip club and out the other side through a truck then stare's up "Soul's are coming and I will be unstoppable!!!!" he grin's big fire rising from the ground around them Grant Mitchell look's up yelling "You'll still be a weak bitch!" He smirk's as Lucifer look's down at him "is that a bug I hear calling out?" He say's before stomping Grant Mitchell blood gushes all over the ground as James Cook stare's at the foot that had stomped grant then stare's up Lucifer stare's down at him "What are you going to do little pest? i am not a dr. i am not a psychiatrists nor any of this putrid children you can beat up! i am the end i am the king of evil, i am lucifer the devil in the flesh! and there is no one who can stop me now! the soul's are here" He say's as James Cook glare's hard at him then witnesses a thousand billion soul's wailing in the sky as Chuck Shurley hold's out a hand "Not this time, lucifer!" He shout's as Lucifer keep's his hand held high he turn's grinning at Chuck his eye's turning to fire as a huge wave of flames shoot at chuck disrupting his hand the billion's of wailing soul's shoot into lucifer's right hand as Chuck glare's with wide eye's "No" he mutter's watching as Lucifer consume's every soul that has ever made a deal with him his body growing in mass as James Cook look's over at the bloody body of Grant mitchell and Mark Fowler jr. then back at the growing Lucifer "Mate, you may have consumed so many soul's in a mili second but, you're forgetting what can hurt you when demon blade's can't, when holy water refuses to get the job done, you are nothing to a book" He say's pulling out a spliff and lighting it as Lucifer grew in size James Cook pull's out the bible from his back pocket "Are you listening now?" He shout's up as Lucifer's red eye land's down on Cook seeing the bible he laugh's demonically his left hand snap's it's finger's as James Cook explodes Mark fowler Jr. jump's backward's slamming again the car blood all over him staring at the giant beast as Chuck look's furious after that he raises both arm's "That was UNCALLED for, Lucifer!!!!" He scream's as Lucifer look's at him "I will not stop until your creation is dead and gone and I am the only one standing!" he roar's before hearing a rumbling sound Lucifer turn's toward the horizon "What is that?" He say's before holding out his left hand "You think it'll make any damn difference rather the plague's hit me all at once?" he say's as Chuck shurley smirk's as Lucifer stare's down at Chuck "You think the plagues can hurt me? i am not a human" He holds out a clawed hand as Chuck raises his hands "I'm not out to hurt you" He says as Lucifer look's down at Chuck "A god who doesn't even give a shit about his creation, you made my words a reality, no one else did and as i once told kevin lomax, you SIT on your ass laughing at their sorrow--Worlds greatest dad? I hardly see a difference in me and you" He raises both hands flames errupting around the area as Chuck look's annoyed by him "What i did was because you all dissappointe--" Mark fowler jr. punches Chuck as Chuck staggers back and fall's on his ass surprised by a punch he stares up at mark fowler jr. "You--" He says before he goes quiet looking into Mark fowler jr's eyes Lucifer look's down at the scene before him a loud chuckle begin's to errupt from him as Mark Fowler Jr. look's up toward the Devil the beast stops laughing looking into his eyes "What's this? you? you are a God's warrior? HOW many are there? How many more god's warriors must I annihilate in the purest form of torture? I done killed your daddy, I almost made you fuck your sister courtney, what else should I do little boy? What else should I, the taker, take from your worthless life? What do YOU stand to gain from helping GOD? your father is dead now, it is his fault you are meeting me, the greatest mind in the universe, the only angel GOD ever truly loved as a favourite son, What do you have for hope to beat me?" he bellows as Mark Fowler Jr. rips off his vest throwing it to the side, Chuck stared apathetically at him then away as Mark Fowler Jr. stared up at him with cold psychotic eye's the sheen was missing as Chuck look's back at him "All my warriors have something unique within them," He states to no one in paticular but to the devil before them who stared at him "Only, you can see it now, That's right you can see it now lucifer? A gods warriors soul is golden, and that's not all they are as strong as an archangel, You know this don't you? that form, that beast body of yours isn't enough to protect you from the judgement of My Warriors" He stand's up as Lucifer stare's at Mark Fowler Jr. red eyes widening as now he saw something more than flesh. Mark Fowler jr. no longer looked human, He was glowing a golden hue and wing's were protruding from his back his eyes lit up in golden iris's as Lucifer grit's his teeth looking at the form of an arch angel "Yo--you dare mock my brothers? you dare pretend to be an arch angel!" He slings fire at Mark Fowler Jr. who took the fire to the face and was unscathed as Lucifer glares at Mark Fowler jr. "You are an arch-angel now? is that what a god's warrior looks like?" He barks befire putting his fingers together "Lets see you survive this!" He snap's fingers as Mark Fowler Jr.'s golden wings extended Lucifer step's back causing the ground to shake "What is this shit? God's warriors, you're all them? how many?" he roars as Chuck look's up at him then smirks "There are many warriors all my warriors, but they are stronger than you and your army combined" He look's over to Mark Fowler jr. "He is just 1 of my warriors, but it is Dean winchester that is the link between them and you, And as long as that link exists they can be stronger than you lucifer--better than youever were!" His eyes glow a bright white as Lucifer stares wildly and lunges.