#I’ll need a replacement🤓

[mewtwobootleg]

My childhood headphone loss will be a loss

Rip pink headphones😢😭😢

[superm4ks]

max saying that f1 academy doesn’t do anything besides make people feel better about themselves bc the cars are too slow and there’s no investment or motivation to get them beyond that…. cook!!!!

Her kid fr

[koiiiji]

Heey I loved the joker nsfw scenario you write so goood can I request sth very fluffy for example how each day with him goes, where he takes us on dates and so on?🩷 also you could maybe include some angsty scenarios where we want to watch him at a fight night but he doesn’t want us to see the cruel world he lives in bcs hes so protective and etc

suuure hun!!! sorry that it took me too long to answer, have no idea why ur request displayed in my app only after 6 days so i started to work on it late.

hope you will like it! enjoy��🤍

xo-xo💋

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mere mention of apples brought a fond smile to your lips, thinking of Joker's peculiar fondness for everything apple-related. from his shampoo to his gum, his love for the crisp fruit permeated every aspect of his life. you even gift him home fragrance with apple taste. and especially joker liked sweets with apples, all kind of pies, muffins, ice creams and etc, everything with apples. and when you stumbled upon the viral tiktok video featuring the famed apple croissant, you knew it was the perfect choice for your date. you immediately sent a link of that café to Joker. no need to say that date idea was approved in a second.

as you rode the metro toward the new cafe, anticipation for your date with Joker bubbled within you. dressed in your best outfit and with your makeup flawlessly applied, you were ready to make this a day unforgettable, preferably without any distractions from his “colleagues.” or so you thought.

but just as you were lost in thoughts of sugary delights and stolen moments with Joker, a notification from him shattered your reverie. Your smile faltered as you read his message, the words weighing heavily on your heart. “sorry, im in the bar, Wooin said it emergency. don’t wait for me, maybe ask your friends and have fun. i’ll be late. sorry.”

with a sigh, you decided to continue the date alone, and buy that damn apple croissants, unwilling to let Wooin's interference ruin at least your evening. the idea of waiting for your girls seemed futile, knowing they likely had their own plans for evening.

when you entered the cafe, when you were paying for your croissant, you still couldn’t get rid of unpleasant idea. you knew Joker hated it when you stepped into his “work life” and saw him fighting in the actagon. but since Wooin decided to take him away from you so brazenly, you thought that there would be nothing wrong with you grabbing him after this stupid match, and taking a take out bag of croissants with you, you headed to that ill-fated bar.

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as you walked into the dimly lit bar, the contrast to -at least expected- date was stark. the once vibrant excitement for sharing apple croissant after that damn match had faded, replaced by a sense of disappointment and frustration. the air hung heavy with the stench of alcohol, mingling with the faint undertones of stale sweat and spilled drinks. each step you took seemed to echo against the grimy floor, the stickiness clinging to the soles of your shoes, a tangible reminder of the less-than-inviting atmosphere.

despite your reluctance, you made your way through the crowded space, weaving through intoxicated patrons who stumbled and swayed in a haphazard dance of inebriation. the cacophony of voices, laughter, and clinking glasses assaulted your senses, drowning out any semblance of peace or tranquility.

as you approached the bar, your eyes scanned the dimly lit room, searching for the familiar figure of Joker amidst the chaotic scene. and then, like a sudden chill down your spine, you felt the unwelcome presence of an arm slung over your shoulder.

"hi there, little thing," came Wooin's voice, dripping with an unsettling mixture of familiarity and condescension. words sent a shiver down your spine, his presence a stark reminder of the intrusion upon your plans and the disruption of your evening.

despite the façade of casualness in his tone, there was an underlying tension, silent dislike, Wooin never liked your presence, Joker was distracted, which means he did his job badly. you resisted the urge to shrug off his arm, instead steeling yourself with a forced smile, masking the turmoil brewing beneath the surface.

in that moment, surrounded by the oppressive atmosphere of the bar and the unwelcome company of Wooin, you couldn't help but feel a sense of betrayal, both by Joker's absence and by the intrusion of his colleague into your plans. it was a bitter reminder of the complexities of relationships, the delicate balance between loyalty and disappointment. and then your heart sank. the crowd roared, drawing attention to the center of the bar. to the octagon. people seemed to be chanting someone's name, and it clearly wasn't Joker’s. Even though Joker protected you from this world and did not allow you to appear at his fights, you knew he never lost, so why was the crowd rooting for someone else today? these and other thoughts were constantly running through your head.

as you watched in disbelief, Wooin approached you with a sly grin, his words cutting through the chaos of the bar like a knife. "you see, darling," he began, his voice dripping with malice, "Joker's task tonight is not to win, but to fall." the revelation hit you like a sucker punch to the gut, leaving you reeling with shock and betrayal.

as the fight in the octagon reached its climax, you stood frozen in the midst of the raucous crowd, your heart pounding with a mixture of fear and disbelief. you couldn't tear your eyes away from Joker, his form battered and bruised. Wooin's words echoed in your mind, Joker's gaze found yours across the sea of spectators. In that moment of connection, you saw the pain etched in his eyes, a silent plea for understanding and forgiveness.

as the final blow landed, and Joker stumbled to the ground, you felt a surge of anguish wash over you. it was a bitter pill to swallow, knowing that his fall had been orchestrated not by his opponent's strength, but by the cold calculations of those who saw him as nothing more than a pawn in their game.

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in the quiet solitude of the changing rooms, you found Joker sitting alone, his hands trembling as he attempted to patch up his wounds. without a word, you approached him, your hands reaching out to gently grasp his own.

in that moment of shared vulnerability, the weight of the world seemed to lift from your shoulders, replaced by a sense of clarity and resolve. and as Wooin's departing footsteps echoed in the distance, leaving you alone with Joker, you knew that this was your chance to confront the truth that lay between you.

with a trembling voice, you said “you know that you always can stop doing.. this..” after thinking a little, you added "and start with something new..." you looked around the small room, meaning all his work in general, "well, less violent". Joker just smiled at you and with a trembling hand reached for the bag that you had brought with you, his fingers brushing against the delicate pastry nestled within. with a bittersweet smile, he took a bite of the apple croissant, savoring the taste of sweetness and redemption that lingered on his lips.

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[meowzfordayz]

conversations

Author’s Note: silly and sweet (and mildly sarcastic) convos. 😆🥰

conversations

Hashira x Reader, Tokito Muichiro x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader

Word Count: ~2,000

CW: explicit language

~faqs~

These are just lil convos I imagine occurring between various characters and Reader. 💞

In specific regards to Shinobu’s convo: she isn’t policing Reader’s diet!!!!! Hers is predominantly inspired by my own sweet tooth 😋, and how I often tell my irl bf to not let me buy candy when we go grocery shopping (similar to reminding myself that I don’t need x, y, or z when I’m window shopping; I’d spend way too much $ otherwise 😂🥴).

+ I wasn’t sure how to format this fanfic (I recognize the Character: | Reader: format gets repetitive) since I couldn’t rely on italics/bold bc I also use them to provide emphasis in the convos themselves, so pls and ty bear w/ me! 🤓

in the dining room; eating lunch

Zenitsu: You forgot to cut the crust off my sandwich. 😕

You: 🤨

Zenitsu: Are you mad at me? 🙁

Zenitsu: I’m sorry! ☹️

Zenitsu: I love you!!!!! 😭

You: Baby, Zenitsu, honey! I’m not mad at you! 

Zenitsu: But the crust… 😔

You: Are you kidding me? 😐

Zenitsu: … no? 🥲

You: Would you like me to cut off the crust? 🙃

Zenitsu: YES! 😍

You: 🫥

Zenitsu: Please? 🥹

You: I love you more than I should. 🙄

Zenitsu: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 😥😖

You: You’re actually the most dramatic person I know. 😃

Zenitsu: I have feelings! 😭 I am a sensitive man! 😭

You: I know, I know. 🫠 I love you. 🥰

Zenitsu: As much as you should? 🧐

You: As much as I should. 😁

Zenitsu: I love you. 🩷

You: I love you too. 🩷🩷

Zenitsu: I love you too, too. 🩷🩷🩷

You: I love you too times three. 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Zenitsu: That’s cheating. 😒

You: I’m not saying “too” three times. 

Zenitsu: You’re gonna have to say it fives times after I say I love you too, too, too, too. 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

You: 😵

Zenitsu: 😭😭😭

getting dressed for the day; summertime

Inosuke: Let’s get a pet squirrel. 😁 

You: Let’s not. 🙃

Inosuke: You’re so boring. 😒

You: You’re so obnoxious. 😌

Inosuke: At least I’m fun! 😎

You: Sure, darling, let’s get a pet squirrel. 😃

Inosuke: REALLY?! 😱🤯🥳🥳🥳

You: Inosuke, squirrels aren’t pets!!!!!

Inosuke: But they could be… 🥹

You: N. O. No. 

Inosuke: I’ll pay for everything and take care of it.

You: I already do that. 🤗

Inosuke: 🤔

You: 😶

Inosuke: Did you just call me a squirrel?

You: Mhmmm. 🐿️

Inosuke: I wish I could climb trees like them. 💔😭

You: Do you really want a pet squirrel?

Inosuke: I guess not, but could we go to the park and look at ‘em? ☺️

You: We can do that. ☺️

Inosuke: Do you want a pet? 

You: Are we ready for that?

Inosuke: Babe, we’re ready for anything.

You:

Inosuke: I mean it. I love you.

You: I love you too, Inosuke. I love you too.

in bed; a sunny Sunday morning

You: Hey love?

Gyomei: Hey what?

You: Would you love me more if I was a cat? 😻

Gyomei: 🤨

You: 👀

Gyomei: Of course not.

You: Sooo you would love me less? 😒

Gyomei: You’re putting words in my mouth. 

You: So if an evil witch turned me into a cat, you would love me less. 😒

Gyomei: When did I ever say that?

You: You admit it! 😭

Gyomei: ?????

You: Meow meow. 🥺😔😖

Gyomei: I would love you more! 😁💖

You: YOU WOULD LOVE ME MORE IF I WAS A CAT? Fine, Gyomei. I’ll just go find a cat to replace me, Himejima-loves-cats-more-than-me-Gyomei. 😭😭😭😭😭

Gyomei: ??????????

in the kitchen; cooking dinner

You: Kaburamura needs a hat. 🤗

Obanai: No.

You: How about sunscreen? 🥺

Obanai: His face is perfectly fine in the sun.

You: But his pretty scales…

Obanai: You want to buy him a hat. 🤨

You: Correction, I want to make him a hat. A snake hat.

Obanai: A condom for his head.😐

You: You said it, not me.

Obanai: Kaburamura does not need a condom.

You: 🙃

Obanai: 😐

You: Pleeeease???! ☹️

Obanai: Whatever. Just don’t come crying when it immediately falls off.

You: I’ll tape it to him. 😌

Obanai: YOU WOULDN’T.

You: With… Snake-t, tape. 😏

Obanai: 😬

You: Y’know, Duck-t tape, but Snake-t ta-

Obanai: Just stop.

walking outside; a brisk spring day

Tanjirou: You’re so beautiful. 🥰

You: You’re so cheesy.

Tanjirou: You love cheese! 😋

You: I do. I love you a lot. 🥰

Tanjirou: Ooh, now who’s being cheesy?! 😉

You: I’m getting cold. 🥶

Tanjirou: You’re wearing three layers???

You: I can still get cold with three layers on. ☹️

Tanjirou: Do you want my jacket? 😁

You: It might not fit over my three layers.

Tanjirou: How about you swap me your thinnest layer for my jacket?

You: Tanjirou, I can’t just take off my t-shirt, right here, right now. 🤨

Tanjirou: But you’re so beautiful. 😌

You: That’s so far from the point.

Tanjirou: Piggyback ride? I can get us home faster. 😎

You: Is that a challenge? 🧐

Tanjirou: You want to race home instead? 👀

You: Nah. 💀

Tanjirou: Piggyback? 🤗

You: I bet you can’t carry me all the way back.

Tanjirou: Was that a challenge? 😏

You: You’re gonna be cooking dinner tonight. 😃

Tanjirou: I cook dinner most nights? 🙃

You: Again, so not the point. 😒

Tanjirou: That’s it. You’re shivering. All aboard the Tanjirou Train! 🥰

You: You’re so silly. 🥹

Tanjirou: There’s nobody around. 🥰

You: You’re still silly. 💞

gazing at the stars through a mesh ceiling; camping

You: It’s late. 🥱

Mitsuri: But I want to stay up forever with you. 🥺

You: That doesn’t sound too healthy. 😅

Mitsuri: Let me be cute. 🥺

You: You’re the cutest. 🥰

Mitsuri: Thank you for going camping with me.

You: Thank you for setting everything up.

Mitsuri: Thank you for getting all the bug bites for me. 🤭

You: You should thank me again 😒, they’re so itchy. 😭

Mitsuri: Thank you times a billion! 🤪💖

You: I love you. 

Mitsuri: I love you more.

You: Most.

Mitsuri: You see those stars? 🌌

You: There’s a bunch.

Mitsuri: More than a bunch.

You: Definitely.

Mitsuri: That’s how much I love you. 💙

You: More than a bunch? 

Mitsuri: I love you more than a bunch. 💙💙

You: A bunch of stars. 🥹

Mitsuri: Is what I see when I look at you.

You: We’re delirious. 🥴

Mitsuri: Deliriously in love.

You: I think the sky is getting brighter. 🫣

Mitsuri: We should get some sleep.

You: I was trying to say that ten seconds ago.

Mitsuri: Let me take care of you. 🥺

You: Kanroji Mitsuri, I’ll let you do anything.

Mitsuri: You mean it?

You: I mean it. You’re the meaning.

Mitsuri: I feel like that was supposed to be super romantic, but I’m too tired to understand anything right now. 🤗

You: Same.

Mitsuri: For what it’s worth, you’re also the meaning. 💞

You: We are, The Meaning.

Mitsuri: The Meaning. 😃

You: Oh jeez, we really need to sleep. 😵‍💫

Mitsuri: C’mere, scoot your sleeping bag closer. Sleepy times! 😴💘

searching for pancakes ingredients; a cloudy Saturday

You: We’re out of milk. 😞

Shinobu: So make something else? 

You: You won’t go to the store with me? 🥺

Shinobu: With you? 🧐

You: I mean, I wasn’t going to make you fetch my milk alone. 😃

Shinobu: Surprising. 🙃

You: Hmpf. 😒

Shinobu: I would’ve done it. ☺️

You: Shinooobu, my loveliest love, could you go buy some milk for me? 🤗

Shinobu: You won’t go to the store with me? 🙃😉

You: Using my own words against me. ☹️

Shinobu: Absolutely. 😈

You: Are we going to go buy milk or not? 

Shinobu: Or not.

You: Shinobu! 😭

Shinobu: I retract my previous statement. 😅 Let’s go buy milk.

You: Yay! 😍🥳🥳🥳

Shinobu: Do we need anything else?

You: Sugar. 😋

Shinobu: Actually? 🤨

You: We always need sugar. 😋😋

Shinobu: Incorrect.

You: Booooo. 😭😭😭

Shinobu: You’re about to make pancakes. You don’t need candy too.

You: But-

Shinobu: There’s ice cream in the fridge. 🍦

You: WAIT. 😳

Shinobu: ???

You: Ice cream equals dairy equals if we melt it then we could use it as milk?! 🫨🤯

Shinobu: 🤔

You: 😶 Shinobu: I don’t think that’s quite right. 🤓

You: Wanna try?! 🧫🧪

Shinobu: … how about you stay here and try while I go out and buy the real deal. 😌

You: Okay! 😁

cuddling on the couch; a cozy winter evening

You: Would you love me if I farted?

Kyojuro: You fart all the time.

You: 😒

Kyojuro: And I obviously love you. ☺️

You: Good.

Kyojuro: What kind of man would I be if I did not love farting?

You: 😶

Kyojuro: Wait-

Kyojuro: That came out-

Kyojuro: You know what I meant. 😖

You: I love you so much. 😂💘

Kyojuro: I fart too. 🤗

You: I’m aware.

Kyojuro: What if I farted and blamed it on you? 👀

You: I would love you a little less. 

Kyojuro: Truly?

You: 🙃

Kyojuro: 😔

You: You would do that to me?! 😭

Kyojuro: … no! 🥴😃

in the bathroom; getting ready for bed

You: I have a headache. 🥺

Sanemi: You always have a headache.

You: Yeah, ‘cause I have you. 🤭 Ooh, burrrn, tssst. 🔥

Sanemi: 🙄

You: 😎

Sanemi: You’re the worst.

You: Says the worstest. 😉

Sanemi: Are you finished insulting me? 😒

You: Not even close. 😇

Sanemi: Well I’m finished being insulted. 🙃

You: Aww, is someone feeling… sul-ty? 🧂

Sanemi: 😃

Sanemi: Yes. 😐 Sul-tier than the sea. 😐

You: I love you! 🥰

Sanemi: I love you too.

You: Hehehe. 😌

Sanemi: Nobody actually says “hehehe”. 🤓

You: You’re stupid.

Sanemi: ???

You: Because I literally just said, hehehe. 😝

Sanemi: Go away. 😭

You: No.😁

Sanemi: Shoo. 

You: I refuse. 😁

Sanemi: 😭

You: 😁

Sanemi: You’re the worst-er-est. 😑

lying side by side on the bedroom rug; a lazy afternoon

You: We should go swimming. 🌊

Giyuu: It’s snowing outside. 🙃

You: We should go swimming! 🌊🌊

Giyuu: The nearest body of water isn’t within walking distance. 🤨

You: We should drive somewhere to go swimming! 🌊🌊🌊

Giyuu: You’ll freeze to death. 😔

You: We can bring hot rocks and heat the water first! 😁

Giyuu: Where are we getting the rocks from, and how are we getting them hot? 

You: The basement! 🤓

Giyuu: Furthermore, how will we transport rocks that are apparently hot enough to heat a body of water large enough for swimming without burning ourselves and our car? 🤔

You: With lots of love. 🥰

Giyuu: What do you actually want to do? 🙃

You: Go swimming? 🥺

Giyuu: … would you like me to prepare a bath for us? 

You: 👀

Giyuu: 👀

You: Sure! 😍 That’s a great idea. 🥳 Thanks babe! 

Giyuu: You’re so weird. 🥲

You: I looove yoouuu. 😘❤️

Giyuu: I love you too. 🥹

lounging around the living room; deciding on a movie to watch

Tengen: Fuck you. 😌

You: No, fuck you. 😒

Makio: Fuck you both. 🥴

Hina: Already have. 😎

Makio: ... you win. 🙃

Suma: Do I win too? 🥺

You: Sure. ☺️

Tengen: We’re all winners. 😃

Hina: I mean, technically, yes, but that isn’t the point. 😐

Tengen: Fuck. You. Too. 😞

Suma: I’m a winner! 🥰

You: Let’s pick something before Hina falls asleep. 🤭

Hina: Please. 😭

Makio: You always miss the middle. 😆

Hina: And then Suma wakes me up for the end with her snoring. 😴

Suma: Heyyyyy! ☹️

Tengen: I believe it was my turn to choose? 😎

You, Hina, Makio, and Suma: NO.

[onegianthotmess]

Amelia’s Ikemen Vampire Contact List

The contact names and group chats I would have for these chaos men.

Napoleon Bonaparte - Panty Sniffer👀☹️

Either this name or “Trashy Fanfic Author✍️💕” would be my contact name for him

IRL Napoleon wrote a self insert love novel, so I’m saying Ikemen!Napoleon did that

It would probably switch between those two, if I’m being honest

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Fucking Germaphobe✋🙄

Pretty self-explanatory

I’d make fun of him for it and he’d probably yell at me for sneezing and coughing around him-

SORRY I CAN’T CONTROL WHEN I SNEEZE, YOU CLEAN WHORE-

Leonardo da Vinci - The Bisexual Cat Man💗💜💙🐈‍⬛

One, this man sleeps like a fucking cat

Whenever and where ever he wants

Two, you can’t tell me Leo and Comte haven’t at least had one maybe maybe not drunk night of sex together

Also, it’s a historical fact that Leonardo da Vinci, in real life, was most likely gay

But I’m saying Ikemen!Leo is definitely bisexual

His sex drive doesn’t discriminate-

And there I go rambling again, this isn’t my headcanons on what these sexuality of these weirdos is, it’s what their contact names would be in my phone-

Arthur Canon Doyle - Attention Slut Writer💃✍️

He doesn’t charge for attention, he gets it for free-

Also we’d probably just end up sending each other weird memes that we find while we’re up and on the internet at, like, one in the morning

Vincent van Gogh - Bubba😇🎨💛

As I’ve stated before, the van Gogh brothers have unofficially adopted me, so I’m their baby sister now

And I’m pretty sure people would ask if I’m actually related to them since me and Vincent both have the baby face curse-

Theodorus van Gogh - Bubba🖕🥞💙

Again, unofficially adopted older brother

Except we’re assholes to each other because that’s how we show our love to each other

Even though the bitch calls me a damn hondje-

I’m using salt instead of sugar in his pancakes for a month-

Dazai Osamu - Window 🪟

Seriously that’s all I got

He just climbs in through the windows to get into rooms, even my room

He’s a weirdo, but so am I, so I can’t really judge him-

Isaac Newton - Apple Pie 🍎🥧❤️

I’m his mom friend, I’m allowed to tease him

Also it was either this or “Fucking Nerd 🤓” and I didn’t want to be that mean

Also I’m the only one allowed to make apple pie for him because I don’t make fun of him for it outside of one tiny comment-

William Shakespeare - Wilhelm Shookspear🎭📝🍐

Tbh, I’d mispronounce his name just to piss him off

And then I invite him over to piss off Theo so that Will won’t be mad at me because I find him at least decent

Also, he’s Vincent’s bestie, why would I keep my unofficially adopted big brother away from his bestie he’s probably kissed while drunk once or twice

Le Comte de Saint-Germain - Mommy Comte🥰🥰

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Comte is the mother of the mansion and Leonardo is the chill as fuck dad

Also, the residents are his children

It’s literally canon that he unofficially adopted them

Sebastian/Akihiko Satou - Husband 🥰

Self-explanatory

I could’ve been mean, but I love him too much and he’d revoke my affection privileges for a week and replace them with twice as many forehead flicks

Meanie bobeanie

But I love him-

Vlad - Strawberry Shortcake🍰💐🥀

It was either this name or “Dusty Old Man😐”

And he’s pretty as fuck, so that name didn’t really fit in my opinion-

I give him free strawberry desserts, he gives me free flowers to decorate the mansion with

It’s a win-win, really

Johann Georg Faust - Pyromania💥💥💥

Tbh, I’d make fun of him for his death all the fucking time

Mutual agreement that we insult each other and try to kill each other half the time and the other half we civilly interact with a sprinkle of petty insults

It’s fun!

Charles-Henri Sanson - Baby Blues💙💙

He has pretty eyes, what do you want from me?

Also he’s a babie, he needs love!

I’m borderline adopting most of these idiots at this point but I don’t care-

THEY’RE TRAUMATIZED AND ADORABLE!!

ESPECIALLY CHARLES

[cherrysnax]

oh one more thing ☝🏾🤓

I think the ultimate reason cher feels like they’re disappearing is because of the fucking uh trauma thing. yeah yeah memory holder/trauma storer is like a job or whatever but like they’re the real deal if that makes sense. they exist for more than just that trauma and their whole identity doesn’t have to revolve around it. I wanna say anymore, but it never rlly had to but. I can’t really blame them for feeling that way. everytime cheri feels peace I feel like im fucking dying but it’s not because im disappearing it’s because im doing my job right!!

I genuinely don’t think that in like 10 years im gonna be gone because im practically the cohost in a way. and maybe one day I’ll introduce myself on a larger platform or something but ultimately, me n Cheri are 4liferrrs. I had a point. oh yeah I’ve been here for like 6 years already I don’t think im going anywhere and Cheri’s been here for 21. I think that’s pretty permanent. im no Jay or anything but even when we think he’s fully dormant he always comes back like fuckin william afton.

theyre scared of somehow not being needed for their own life because our situation is weird I think. I’m sure it’s probably common but cheri feels kinda like. idk a body snatcher or something? it’s something we’ve always felt?? like they just replaced the kid who was born and no one fucking noticed? even before we connected our identity issues to our gender cheri always reacted badly to their uh deadname/never felt like connected to it. and of course it’s cause it’s not theirs. but also, it never was if you get what I mean

Idk why im talking so much right now, but it’s like 2am and i feel like I could solve all of our emotional problems. and maybe we’re just not ashamed anymore? we’ve always been scared of how we would be perceived for being mentally ill but like. Everyone is have a mango :)

[little-fairy-forest]

hello! 💗 i’m back again 😭

i’ll just say ‘the boys’ since i ask for the same three all the time but just incase (bakugou, deku and todo)

would it be okay for you to do one where (y/n) is the boys’ older sister (COMPLETELY platonic) and she’s part of the big three (becomes big four or replaces one idm), they look up to her and stuff. she’s fairly reserved but can be loud and very strong when needed.

i will never stop sending you requests you’re stuck with me bestie 💗 have a great day !!

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This asks are really fun to answer keep them coming 💗 This will be entertaining especially with their character dynamics

The Boy's older sister in U.A (platonic y/n)

Bakugou, Midoriya, Todoroki

Bakugou

You have known Bakugou for many years, you use to babysit a few kids in your neighborhood and Katsuki was one of those kids demons

You mainly minded him to give Mitsuki and Masaru a break from the hell spawn he was if a child, but you managed to calm him down and let him speak his feeling without starting an argument.

Your reserved nature balanced out the rambunctious katsuki bakugou

When you left for U.A a few years before Bakugou he paraded around middle school letting everyone know that he knew you personally. Yes the y/n l/n from class 1-A who was amazing in the first year sports festival

As the years went by and you gained popularity amongst the hero committee before you graduated, securing you the top spot in the big 3 along side the others. Unfortunately after Mirio lost his quirk he gave his spot to you.

When Bakugou joined U.A you offered for him to train with you and your friends, he declined everytime since "don't need your shitty help" even though you knew he needed some reassuring along the way.

You always made sure he had a balanced diet, eating spicey curry everyday isnt the best option, you would leave a small fruit bag in his shoe locker with a note saying "eat your 5 a day ;)"

Katsuki seems to hate that you do things for him like this but...he really likes it. His mom doesn't make him lunches anymore so to have something done for him out if pure generosity ♡

After the U.A first year sports festival, Katsuki seemed on edge with a lot of people outside of class 1-A, since everyone seen him as some animalistic beast being chained up, many people avoided him. Rumours spread like rapid fire among friendship groups in all year groups

"I'd stay away from him seriously, he isnt safe" "go the other way, he will scream and I like my hearing" "poor thing probably hasn't held anyones hand before, why would they?"

You had had enough, you were beyond furious! Seriously?! Why on earth would someone say that about someone who can't control what quirk they have?

You were walking down the corridor when you overheard a few students mocking katsuki yet again, you had enough, you decided to speak up since most students looked up to you and took your word on things

"Are we done here?! Seriously? Katsuki good roast you alive and you have the balls to be taking about him like that?! Can't wait to see the same hypocrites in the future wearing Dynamight merch"

Little did you know a student from general student took a video of the incident of you setting the students straight and it went viral on tiktok

Hundreds of people seen the video of you standing up for Katsuki, even his friend group, When katsuki seen the video....he felt...cared for? Relieved? No, thankful

Katsuki sent you a text thanking you for what you dont

Katsudon 💥: hey idiot...thanks...

Y/n 🪐 : awe~ look at you using your manners ;) I thought you well 🤓

People after that knew that you took Katsuki under your wing, Aizawa knew you could calm Bakugou down if he needed you :)

Midoriya

You known the Midoriya's for years aswell since your family own a little icecream shop that had Izuku's favourite 'The All-Mighty' icecream, he loved getting his friday treat and talking to you about heros since you loved All Might just as much as this little boy

Izuku looked up to you when you would train for U.A exams, he admired how you used your quirk with such ease, he had countless notebooks for you. Seriously Inko offered to make you your first hero costume and you accepted. But once the costume store after battle you asked her to make it into a blanket for you to keep in your dorm room :)

Midoriya gets a lot of slander from Aizawa for being a problem child, so when Midoriya was called down to the teachers lounge again this week for a "meeting" with Aizawa about his reckless actions you so happened to be there as well helping midnight organized files as you gossip about love interests ♡

"Midoriya, if you break one more bone by not being careful with your quirk I'll find someone to make your bones cement so you can't become a hero, seriously Recovery Girl is busy enough with the third year students getting ready for graduation and you keep taking up her valuable time-"

Aizawa was rambling in such a dull but assertive tone to Midoriya, poor boy looked like he had the life taken out of him

You decided that yes, Aizawa sensei can be tough for the right reasons, but you also know about Izuku's quirk situation so you understand why he is having trouble

"Aizawa sensei I can take extra training time for Midoriya to help him so All Might can take time to himself" you suggest

"Thank you for the offer l/n but he needs to learn not to be a problem and an inconvenience to me and my teaching-"

Ok that's enough izuku slander for today shouta ♡

"Is that how you talk about your students sensei? Really? I can only imagine what you say behind Izuku's back since clearly you like to drag your students so deep your eyebags could run for competition"

Yep. Your screwed.

"Y-Y/n!" "I understand your concerns but remember I'm a staff at u.a, you still have to respect me just as much as you respect anyone else" Aizawa says looking at you with boredom

"Why should Midoriya give you respect if you dont give it?" "Ohhhh Eraserhead they got you there yeahhh~" present mic says looking at Aizawa

"Hmm, maybe Midoriya could learn a thing or two from you to stick up for himself against Bakugou, fine take him off my hands I'm going to go sleep before patrol" Aizawa stands up and grabs his sleeping bag and walk out of the room

"Y/n you didn't have to say that to Aizawa sensei, but thank you" Izuku says as you and him walk out of the teachers lounge

"Anytime mini-might, tell your mom I'm stopping by for her katsudon, see you later!" You say as you walk down the corridor

"Maybe I should thank them properly sometime" izuku says taking out his phone to text his mom

Todoroki

Shouto has an older sister, he loved Fuyumi but there isn't much if a friendship more of a "I'm not your parent but I'll sign your permission slip" type relationship

You worked at a local coffee shop to earn some pocket money as you had little time to make other money in u.a, you weren't struggling to balance studies, training and work since you had a very well planned out schedule

Shouto came in one day after middle school to see if there was any soba your cafe offered, unfortunately it didn't but you offered for him to try a pastry

After this little encounter, Shouto came out of his shell to you since you never mentioned his father or his home life just something casual about you or something in the media

Shouto knew you went to U.A so when he got in through recommendations he set out a plan to find you, it was quite easy since you were part of the big 3, so you would talk quietly between training

You were excited to see him perform at the U.A sports festival since you knew how strong Shouto really was.

As you were walking through the corridors to meet with Shouto after his match you over heard him and his father talking about his quirk

You see, you never liked Endeavor. Like at all, you always wanted to give that shitshow a piece of your mind. But you never had the chance

Until now

"Excuse me, do you mind not stressing out the contestant before his next match? I'd like him to relax before the next round" you say walking up to shouto and Endeavor

"And who are you?" Endeavor asks looking at you with annoyance

"Seriously, wow be more observant I intern under hawks. Clearly you can't read the room very well since you can't tell your son wants nothing more then to vanish away from this situation" you say standing up against Endeavor

"Y/n please don't-" Shouto says reaching out to you

"EXCUSE ME?! WHO! DO YOU THINK YOU ARE-" Endeavor starts to yell, not before you simply turned around grabbed Shoutos wrist and calmly walking away.

Don't stress over men ♡

"Y/n you shouldn't of done that he will have a tantrum" Shouto says taking a sip if the water bottle you handed him

"Oh well not my problem that piece of shit can go be angry somewhere else, he is giving me grey hairs, can't have that now" you say smiling at Shouto,

Shouto always admired how you cared for him, much like his mother did. You always had something he needed before he knew, like the water he was drinking at that moment

"Thank you again y/n, we must go shopping soon, I heard a fashion brand you like is having a sale soon" Shouto says waking towards the waiting rooms

"Once its Endeavors credit card I'm all for it, I'll bring you out for soba after this for doing well during the festival so far"

Shouto is happy someone is congratulating him for his success so far, he normally just gets criticised

He Hope's you don't shy away from him in the future once you both become heros, until then you will both eat soba happily ♡

Sorry this took so long 💗 I had a hard time writing for Izuku so hopefully you like these

Requests are always open! I have lots of free time for the next few weeks to write like crazy so I should have asks posted soon after they are sent ♡

Thank you for reading a little reblog can go along way 💚

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