#I’ll just die

[abiteofhoney]

i’m so scared to send my friend memes about her characters bc i’m convinced that if i get their characterization wrong, she’s going to take me out back and shoot me

[pshawtyy]

if i dont kiss him in the next 24hrs i’m going to end my life.

[angel-babycakes]

My genuine reaction if I wake up and I do not see Doppio oiled up, pussy shaved and tied up underneath my Christmas tree this year:

[gayvampyr]

embarrassing when i tell someone i have to get a dental procedure done and they’re like “oh you getting your wisdom teeth removed?” and i have to be like. no actually they’re gonna file down my front tooth because they made it too big to fit my retainers the last time it chipped (the 6th time)

[elliebeanwilliams]

file under reasons i would die in tlou: no core strength to scale fucking walls

[undefbug]

feeling like you’re missing out on friends is like feeling lonely on a whole other level. i’ve never genuinely considered anyone my best friend. and that scares me. i don’t form close emotional bonds to people because i don’t trust anyone. and i really do want to have at least one person to feel safe around but my entire life has felt like a war zone and it’s every man for himself. idk crazy things are the way they are, wish i wasn’t so cold and closed off but what’re you gonna do lol

[sourcedecay]

So hungry but my cat is asleep on me

[magoobertron]

KIRIKO IS LITERALLY MEE UGH DONT MAKE ME KIN HER MOREEEEEE

[deargravity]

POLYBAE!!!!!!!!!! [super jacked alpha wolf ripping shirt open and howling.jpg]

[measuresderepo]

I’m so sorry but there’s just something so cute about guys talking about life long commitment

[panwithadarkplan]

why is it so cold i am going to die

[chloesimaginationthings]

I love Michael Afton's story in FNAF..

[sevinite]

beloved witch girlies

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

[awaitinganorphanera]

My favorite relationship dynamic

I love them sm

[whimsyprinx]

also I’m scared ppl not from the south are gonna one know I’m southern immediately and two hate me