#I’ll jump into the sarlacc pit before I admit defeat
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intergalactic-io · 1 year ago
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Reason #682213 I hate Ezra Bridger
Luke Skywalker vs Ezra Bridger
Luke (biblical name)
Ezra (biblical name)
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Skywalk = aerial bridge connecting two buildings
Bridge
Skywalk + er = Skywalker
Bridge + er = Bridger
Luke Skywalker = Ezra Bridger
This is the most stupid thing they could have done.
No wait
Naming him Suke Lywalker would have been more stupid.
This is the second-most stupid thing they could have done.
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