#I’ll jump into the sarlacc pit before I admit defeat
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Reason #682213 I hate Ezra Bridger
Luke Skywalker vs Ezra Bridger
Luke (biblical name)
Ezra (biblical name)
Skywalk = aerial bridge connecting two buildings
Bridge
Skywalk + er = Skywalker
Bridge + er = Bridger
Luke Skywalker = Ezra Bridger
This is the most stupid thing they could have done.
No wait
Naming him Suke Lywalker would have been more stupid.
This is the second-most stupid thing they could have done.
#star wars#what if Star Wars was good#star wars rebels#ahsoka show#ezra bridger#dave filoni#irrationally upset#I’ll jump into the sarlacc pit before I admit defeat#nothing you say will ever change my mind#a lightsaber that also shoots lasers#gimme a break#fight me#duel to the death#duel of the fates#if you strike me down I will become more powerful
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