#I’ll elaborate later but

[j-mysticalien]

Okay but the way Luke likely has no idea almost if any of the events in Ahsoka are happening is absolutely hilarious to me

[versasfanficwastedump]

and on a similar note, I don’t think Bruce yells except in very specific situations.

like I don’t think he yells around the house when he’s annoyed or when the kids are pissing him off. he’s more of a lecture guy. so much so that the kids compete every year to see who gets the longest lecture. the winner gets some sort of bat themed merch (it changes every year. last year Duke got a pair of boxers with the bat symbol across the ass)

BUT

when Bruce is scared, he gets loud. He’ll yell about “how could you be so reckless” and how “I need you to be better than this.” It’s how the kids know they’ve really freaked him out.

the first time Dick gets yelled at by Bruce, he’s 10. He was jumping rooftops too fast and slipped. Bruce catches him by the cape, drags him back to the batmobile, and totally dresses him down.

Dick bursts into tears. Not because he’s scared, but because he can feel the fear rolling off Bruce in waves. and it feels so wrong for Bruce to be that scared because he’s The Batman and he’s not supposed to be scared of anything.

anyway. Bruce’s fear is loud.

[cezelaia]

୨⎯ ⎯୧

imagine abby making you hold a wand vibrator to your clit while she’s just holding your face in her hands…

she’s kissing your neck and your lips…

you’re just whimpering and moaning because she put it on the highest setting and she won’t let you move it…

she’s whispering to you, “making yourself feel good baby?”

୨⎯ ⎯୧

[stargirlrchive]

but now i’m thinking about like being on love island with the t141 men and they all know you’re talking to each of them but they don’t mind…

they like sharing you and know they’re going to, but they do have a bet on who is going to get to sneak away to the hideaway with you first (it’s simon) and then when the rest of the villa’s asleep (and he’s already made you cum on his cock twice) he’s sneaking in gaz, price, and soap because he can’t have his boys wondering :(

something about you being worried about the cameras but it all goes fuzzy when price’s cock is down your throat and gaz’s face in buried between your thighs and simon and johnny are kissing something something idk

[nanaslutt]

just accidentally thought about phone sex with choso and how he would struggle to be quiet and beg you to keep talking to him and cum so fast and now i’m banging my head against the wall

[heart-0f-a-rebel16]

and if I say Garazeb Orrelios is a metaphor for being queer what then

[radioactive-mouse]

martyn littlewood truly is The Character Ever, he is masks on top of masks on top of masks except for all the times he is stubbornly and violently himself and refuses to compromise on anything ever

[small-world-au]

Backstabber 2/2

[screampied]

omg toji talking you through an orgasm on the phone while he’s in the middle of a mission..

[razzledazzle-pop]

Okay Okay Okay—More Samder Slides headcanons time..You’ve opened Pandora’s Box…

Personal headcanons/design things:

Keeps food in his pockets and then forgets it’s there. The way I know the amount of crumbs are insane.

Re-attached his logo with haphazard stitching so it matched Virgil’s :]

Always loses one sock in each pair. ALWAYS.

Has THE most insane takes. Leads to a lot of fun Patton and Logan discussions actually (*Hits them with the Trolley problem*: DISCUSS)

Patton would take the Utilitarian approach I think…Would think you should always sacrifice the one person in the trolley problem instead of the five because it minimizes the most suffering).

To that point, I really do think all the sides would enjoy watching The Good Place. Probably also The Magic School Bus.

All film media in Patton’s room is on VHS. Even if it came out recently. He made them that way.

I know we’ve literally seen his room in canon but in my heart it looks like Howl’s Room in Howl’s Moving Castle (insane levels of eclectic).

Has set the kitchen on fire 237856 times. It will happen again.

Has hand-made bracelets (themed each of them around one of the other sides).

Also has a hand-made doll collection…Roman’s doll is kind of like a traditional princely doll, Logan is probably a cube craft doll, Virgil’s is Coraline style (later redoes it with Remus’ help to add Virgil’s extra legs and mandibles (they’re articulated. He’s very proud)). Remus is a finger puppet and Janus is a sock puppet (those last two might change later)…

To that point: he still has a spider phobia, but he’s working on it (mostly for Virgil. A lot of it is him being like “could you please describe “x” to me, or draw me a picture before you revert so I know what to expect? :).” It’s going well.

One time they tried theorizing what kind of spider Virgil was. Patton immediately threw in Jumping Spider (he’s not) but Logan was happy to hear Patton had done some kind of research into something.

He’s Roman’s test audience/proofreader. He may be a Yes Man, but he’s good at spotting when character motives are unclear in a story/just generally to bounce ideas around with. They have days where they parallel play. Patton does his arts and crafts and Roman does his writing. At the end of it, they swap and critique.

Me throwing my takes at you (thank you for coming to my TED Talk):

[mcybree]

something is deeply and undeniably wrong with scott

[stnexus]

anyone else thinking about sundress szn with art? anklets on and his mind constantly racing with thoughts of your feet near his ears. kissing at your neatly polished toes. spitting on your exposed clit as he fucks into you. his hands sliding up and down your thighs, groaning and whining about how he’s been dreaming about touching you all day? no? just me?

[solarsol]

Idk what would be better, Noa x Mae sex pollen au where either one or both of them is effected. If it was Noa, he’d try to hide it at first, but that wouldn’t work out so well for him. If it was Mae, Noa would do whatever it took to help…Or a truth pollen that would force Mae to tell the truth about her scheming and Noa randomly confessing his feelings.

[bugsnaxed]

Does anyone else remember an old tv show called “Snacktooth Island”?

The weird science episodes they had with the purple one, (I think it’s name was Fluffy or something??) were actually insane, I can’t believe they would show those puppet things playing with acid and stuff on kid’s tv, old television was wild man

[twinksintrees]

no just the fact that dazai was the one who brought chuuya into the port mafia and then left him there when he moved on to the ada makes me so ill

[drinkinboilingcoffee]

“How does it feel, Mikey? For it to take control of you? All those thoughts, all that hunger spilling in? Does it make you feel like a monster? Like one of us?”

Pose reference: https://www.instagram.com/emiliodekure/reel/CxOr4-vP524/