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paper-starz · 2 years ago
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oh boy I’m a little bit late but HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAY!! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
OH THATS OK THANK YOU THO FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!!!!
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OH WOWIE SO MANY HEARTS!!
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tonycries · 1 year ago
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A Picture Lasts Long (But Not As Long As That D*ck)
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Synopsis. Smile for the camera - as best you can when you’re being absolutely wrecked in all sorts of ways underneath them anyway!
Pairings. [SEPARATE] Gojo x Reader, Choso x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Geto x Reader, Toji x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem! reader, exhibitionism (Toji’s), mutual másturbation, phone séx, créampie, oral (female + male receiving), vibrators, bóudoir, manhandling, marking, Gojo is a menace, fíngering, dp, face-sitting, some HEINOUS things, pet names, swearing.
Word count. 3.8k
A/N. Was gonna add Sukuna but I feel like he’d hate modern technology.
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♡ TOJI FUSHIGURO - The internet sensation
“Whaddaya say, you horny fuckers? Think she deserves to cum?”
Now, Toji Fushiguro is always one for extra cash. Who wasn’t, really? So when you approached him with a devious idea, well, how could he ever say no to his pretty girl?
He just didn’t think he’d be here - your bare legs splayed out on his lap, dripping cunt spread so shamefully, buzzing vibrator deafening over your pretty moans - all in front of that blinking camera. And the hundreds of thousands behind it.
“T-Toji, wan’ cum. Wanna cum so bad, please.” you mewl. Big, fat tears dripping down your cheeks at the way he’s been teasing you for so long now. You can barely make out the rush of comments flashing across the screen.
The camera captures everything so sinfully well. The way your cunt is completely soaked, clenching desperately around nothing as Toji slides the vibrator along your swollen folds. Circling your needy hole, just grazing your swollen clit. Teasing them just as much as you. 
Pathetic fuckers, he thinks, but entertains their desperate comments anyway.
“Hmm, they’re saying I should let you cum, pretty.” he whispers in your ear, low and hoarse with need. “Saying I should be ‘nice.’” 
He brings the vibrator - now glistening with your slick - to his lips. Licking a long, languid stripe up it, collecting your sweet juices on his tongue. Turning it ever-so-slightly towards the camera to show off what the fuckers behind it will never get, he hums dangerously, “What do you think, my girl?”
You gasp out a sob, uselessly trying to buck your hips toward where you needed him the most. “Please, Toji. Wanna cum, I’ll do anything.” 
“Oh yeah?” he chuckles, spreading your legs open even further with a feral groan. 
In one, fluid motion, he buries the vibrator deep in your dripping cunt, relishing the surprised yelp that leaves your swollen lips. “Then show ‘em how much you like it, pretty. How much you love me not being ‘nice.’”
And that’s all that is said before he’s fucking you into you at an urgent, sinful pace. Pulling out all the way till the buzzing tip just circles your swollen folds, ramming into you with no care or concern for the burning stretch. Toji knew you liked it - besides, it was half the size of him anyway.
“C’mon, smile for the camera, pretty.” he grunts into your ear, “Tell ‘em how I make m’girl feel.” 
You can barely choke out, “Ah! Oh- shit. S’good. Hngh-”
Blood rushes straight to his cock at the way you were taking it like such a good girl. Head lolling against his muscled shoulder as Toji pushes the vibrator in and out in and out in and-
“Yeah? Who makes you feel this good?”
Angling it just right to expertly hit against that one spot he knew would have your eyes rolling to the back of your head. 
“Ngh- Ah! You!” you whine, thighs quivering at both the burn of being so spread open and the electricity coursing through your veins at Toji’s relentless pace. Mind spinning, vision blurring, you barely register the hand snaking its way down down down.
A harsh thumb pressing down hard on your throbbing clit. “Wha- Toji hah-” you squeal as he starts drawing slow, tight little circles on it. Lazy and languid where he was fucking into you mercilessly like you were his lil’ toy right below. 
“Tha’s right, my girl. Say it for all those lonely little fuckers behind the camera to hear.” He doesn’t stop thrusting the vibrator into you, instead speeding up his movements impossibly at the lewd squelches filling the heady air.
“You. No one- else- hngh-” you moan softly hips bucking up in tandem with his hand. “M’gonna- Ah ngh- m’gonna-”
“Say my name, pretty.”
“T-Toji! Hah-” you squeal deliriously, cumming desperately around the buzzing vibrator. Walls clenching as he continues to fuck you through it. A smug little smirk on his face as he watches the way your eyes flutter closed, body bowing jerkily into his. 
Ah, you look so pretty like this. Those losers behind the screen were probably at the gates of heaven already. 
In the haze of your orgasm, you barely hear the low murmur from above you. “Now, you horny fuckers. Think her pretty hole can take my cock at the same time?”
♡ GETO SUGURU - The secret album
Geto Suguru doesn’t let anyone touch his phone - especially his photo gallery. Always turning off the screen from prying eyes, pocketing it safely before flashing an innocent grin. 
But why? That one time Shoko stole his phone while he was in the bathroom revealed only a few blurry, aesthetic shots of you, the sky, and you. So what did that man have to hide?
Well, what she didn’t know is had she scrolled down just a bit more - before Geto ripped the phone from her hands - she’d have come across the treasure trove named with a simple “Love.”
Not one, not even tens - but hundreds upon hundreds of videos of you all falling apart underneath him.
Most of them favorited, all of them sorted so meticulously according to his tastes in a way that showed he spent an obscene amount of time looking at all the ways he ruined you. But it wasn’t enough to capture your perfection. It never was. 
Which is probably why Geto had you sitting prettily on his face, juices spreading so lewdly across his mouth as he tonguefucked you into insanity. 
The video was shaky, focusing in and out of the way your bruised lips dropped into a soft oh! as he bullies past your swollen folds. 
It zooms in on the dazed expression on your face, eyes miles away. “Oh, Suguru. M-more” your broken moans crackle through the speaker. Just barely capturing the soft ah! ah! ah! escaping your lips each time Geto’s tongue dips into your sloppy hole. 
Oh, this video was definitely going in his favorites.
“Take the phone, love. Show the camera how good I make you feel.” he murmurs into your dripping cunt, words hoarse with desire. 
And Geto might love you on film - but this was your favorite part. When the camera flips and you see him in all his disheveled, sinful glory. “Ah- y’look so pretty under me, Sugu.”
Dark hair splayed out on the pillow, stray strands sticking to his forehead as he looks at you with hazy, pussy-drunk eyes. His ringed fingers holding your thighs apart in a bruising grip. Lips glossy and swollen as they continue their abuse on your ravaged pussy. 
Flattening his tongue along your swollen folds, sliding teasingly between them. Your slick glistens in the dim lighting, dripping down down down the lower half of his face. 
And Geto, well, looks like he’s absolutely in heaven. Eyes rolling to the back of his head as he licks at his girl’s pretty cunt, tipping his head back further just to let your sweet juices slide down his throat. 
You’re so focused on how pretty he looks that you almost miss the long fingers deftly snaking their way along your thigh. Spreading your swollen folds apart with his thumbs, he whispers raspily, “Shit. No video in the world can capture how pretty you look like this, love.”
The pure look of admiration has the camera shaking, and you sputtering out, “Wha- Suguru what nonsense-”
“Shhh, my girl. Lemme take care of it.”
And with that he’s sinking knuckle-deep into your pussy, while his ruby lips wrapping around your swollen clit. Zooming in desperately on the way he rolls his tongue harshly along it, sucking so sensually. Like a man starved. 
“Ah- hngh, Sugu. Feel s’good.” you gasp as he starts thrusting his fingers inside you. God, you don’t know how you don’t drop the phone at this point, white-hot jolts of pleasure running up your spine from where Geto was making out so sloppily with your cunt. 
Tears sting your eyes as he curls his fingers just right to brush against that one spot that has you bucking into his mouth for more more more- Hitting it over and over-
Fingers tangling in his silky hair, the video grainy with movement as you use it as leverage to grind deeper into Geto’s face. Chasing your high with an almost-embarrassing neediness. Close. So close. 
A muffled, “Cum f’me, love. Cum for the camera.”
And then you’re cumming. Stars behind your eyes, and Geto’s hungry gaze searing into your brain - and the video - as you chase peak after peak on his pretty face, grinding down desperately. Your vision is hazy, head spinning. 
But Geto’s is decidedly not as he quickly skims through the obscene video, lips still attached with yours. 
Ah, damn these cameras. No matter how high quality, he could never quite capture the delicate trail of drool decorating the corner of your lips. Or the exact pattern of the neat crescents that your nails leave on his chest. 
They could ever quite capture the perfection that was you.
But it’s fine. 
That’s what multiple takes are for, right?
♡ NANAMI KENTO - The photographer
Nanami Kento wasn’t into photography - which didn’t quite explain the tripod and hefty camera set sitting in the corner of his office. 
No, he was more into absolutely fucking ruining you in front of the camera just to capture a semblance of how heavenly you look for him. Which, well, explains the countless framed photographs decorating the walls of his often-locked office. Nothing extremely explicit - but enough to make a stray onlooker blush and look away.
And well, how could you say no? Especially when he had you bent over his desk, leaking tip dragging teasingly along your swollen folds, camera aimed right at the way you lean into his cock. 
Cold tabletop digging into your skin, his fingers warm on your pulsing clit. Drawing tight, methodical little circles. So like him.  
“C’mon, darling. Arch your back more f’me like a good girl.” he murmurs lowly, breath hot against your ear.
As if on autopilot, you press further into his swollen cock. Sliding it deftly between your folds, just aching for any bit of friction. “K-Kento, please-.” you babble, delirious from him and his piercing gaze and him. 
“Mhm, spread your legs more f’me. Yeah, jus’ like that, darling.” he mutters, voice steady with the audacity of someone that wasn’t grinding his rock-hard cock into your dripping cunt. Hips moving in shallow, mindless little motions despite himself. Yet, holding back so agonizingly. 
So, you take matters into your own hands. 
Slowly, purposefully, you lift yourself higher, arching so desperately into Nanami’s throbbing cock. The soft little bump! bump! bump! of him pulsing against your walls a tempo that you were losing your sanity to. And if you were in any better state of mind, you’d be almost embarrassed by how needy you were acting. “Kento! Wan’ you to fuck me alre-”
You don’t get to finish the sentence, because Nanami only takes a second to snap back his hips before pressing into your dripping cunt. The stretch of your walls absolutely addictive.
Click!
Ah, there was the perfect shot. 
All the blood rushes to Nanami’s cock at what showed on the screen - the exact moment that he split you apart on his cock. Your eyes wide, mouth parted ever-so-slightly, such an obscene mixture of shock and ecstacy painted across your face. 
His girl was so beautiful. Especially when she was stuffed full of his cock.
“This is what you wanted, right?”
One hand steady on the camera, the other pulls you deeper onto his cock as Nanami begins to move inside you. Pulling out all the way till his leaking tip is just circling your sloppy entrance - only to ram his length into you mercilessly. 
“My girl wanted to be full of my cock?” he hums darkly, “S’full she can barely even speak?” Hungry eyes devour the way your pretty pussy was milking him so greedily, barely even letting him pull out to fuck back into you harder than before.
“Ah! Yes- hah-” you breathe out, “”Wanted hngh- s’bad-”
He maps every curve and dip of the way you grind down onto his cock, taking in the obscenely heavenly sight of his cock disappearing into your pretty pussy - and so does the camera. 
Click!
Another one - your eyes locked onto Nanami’s. Dripping cunt just barely in the frame as he continues ravaging you from behind. 
Back arched, such a sinful little expression on your face as you buck your hips wildly to meet his thrusts. As frantic as the hasty little movements of his thumb on your throbbing clit - not even circles anymore, just sloppy, sinful motions to get you off. 
“Hah- please Kento,”
Click! Click!
Oh, if Nanami had it his way these photos would decorate every hallway of this house. For everyone to see.
“Wanna- hngh- wanna cum, Kento.” you mewl, ass stinging from where Nanami’s toned pelvis smacked yours at a ceaseless, maddening cadence. Clit now ravaged from both his ruthless abuse and the heavy balls smacking against it with each thrust.
Click! Click! Click! 
“Then cum, darling.”
You see stars behind your eyes as you cum - or maybe that was the unforgiving camera. Capturing each and every detail of the way eyes, dazed and fucked-out, lock onto Nanami’s. Swollen lips dropping into such a pretty oh, Kento! Pushing yourself from the desk on shaky arms to arch so sinfully as Nanami goes over the edge as well. 
Camera shaky for the first time as he twitches inside you savagely, before pumping thick, hot ropes of cum into your quivering walls. Trickling down your legs so lewdly, pooling at the sterile floors below - a problem for later. 
Click!  Ah, another gem for his walls.
♡ CHOSO KAMO - The urgent calls
When Choso video calls you, you know never to answer in public. Why? Well… 
“Cho, what is- Oh.” Your words catch in your throat as you take in the absolutely sinful sight on your screen, cunt clenching in anticipation as you slowly bury deeper into your covers.
Legs spread on the bed, such a pretty blush dusting his face, throbbing erection leaking furiously on his toned abs - your boyfriend was an absolute vision. 
“Baby…” he whines, sending a jolt of pleasure right down to your cunt. “Was missin’ you today.”
Ah, you can’t help but tease him a bit. Raising a brow, “Oh really?” 
Despite his absolutely ravaged state, Choso finds it in himself to scoff, “M’serious. Jus’ thinking about that slutty pink bra you had on today. How much better it would look on my bedroom floor.” 
A large hand makes its way on screen, deftly snaking down his milky skin - down, down down all the way from his abs, resting just at the tufts of black hair at his toned pelvis. Waiting. Teasing. 
Now it was your turn to scoff, pussy twinging impatiently at the way he was so stubbornly waiting for you to break first. Well, two can play that game.
Unbuttoning your shirt slowly - so agonizingly slowly - revealing just a flash of that pink he wanted so bad. That rips a low groan out of Choso, precum smearing on his palm as he squeezes his swollen cock. Success. 
“C’mon now, baby, don’t tease. Be a good girl f’me.”
Batting your lashes mockingly, “You first.”
You always did know how to get what you want, huh? Because with an impatient little grunt, Choso spits a steady stream of saliva once, twice onto his furiously red cock. 
Your mouth waters as he grips the base tight, so achingly hard and flushed your favorite shade of pretty pink. Precum leaking down his glistening veins, pooling at the heavy balls that twitch at the mere sound of your voice as you mutter, “Oh. You really did miss me.”
“Mhm, your turn.” he gets out through a low hiss, desperation bleeding through your speakers and into the heady air. Starting to pull on his cock in shallow, mindless little tugs - just the way you do it.
Finally relenting, you slip off your top, reaching for the clasp behind your when-
“Keep it on. Now spread your pretty legs for me, baby.”
Choso’s greedy eyes are locked on the screen as you flip the camera, showing off your already-soaked panties. Oh, you little minx. 
“Shit. You don’ know what you do to me, baby.” he groans, movements getting jerkier. Fist flying up and down his cock - just wishing his hands were yours. Ah, how yours would be softer, prettier, straining to cup his thick cock. “C’mon now, my girl. Show me you wan’ me just as much.”
God, Choso thinks he could cum right on the spot as you hastily remove your wet panties, delicate trails of slick connecting them to your pretty cunt as you slide it down your legs. Yet, he manages to find it in himself to grit out a low, “Touch yourself the way I would, baby.”
And, well, you don’t need to be told twice. 
Bullying your fingers through your swollen folds, thumb just grazing your throbbing clit. Purposefully teasing yourself - purposefully not giving in to what you craved so bad. No, you were too entranced with what was onscreen. 
With the way Choso was fucking his fist so desperately. Like he was trying to fuck something delicious out. Harder on the base, featherlight on his flushed head. Thumb teasing under the slit just the way you would.
“Shit- Oh, baby,” Choso groans, his hips bucking wildly as if he could somehow close the distance between you. His grip on his cock almost painful as he pounds into his hand. Ah, how you wish that was your hand instead.
Your fingers dip lower, rubbing your entrance. A thrill running through you at the way Choso’s eyes widen as you slide a finger inside yourself with a whine of his name. 
“Need you here with me, need to feel you around me,” you pant, rubbing against your clit in time with his fist, eyes locked on the way his throbbing cock twitches in his hands at the mere sound of your voice. Palm running up and down up and-
“Choso, just come here an’ fuck me already.”
You catch a glimpse of his eyes flickering closed, breath slowing, a satisfied smile curling his lips and then- thick spurts of cum covering his toned abs. Glistening so deliciously in the dim lighting as Choso strokes himself through his high. 
You on the other hand…
“Cho~ Can’t cum without you here.”  you hum coyly, slightly whiny yet not desperate - not yet.
“Get ready, baby. M’gonna be there in five.” Ah, how you loved when Choso video calls you.
♡ GOJO SATORU - The wallpaper fiend
Gojo Satoru loved to show off his wallpaper, babbling about his “beautiful girlfriend” as he flashed the picture to any and everyone he came across. 
It wasn’t anything strange, really - just a slightly blurry photo of the upper half of your head, eyes slightly scrunched like you were in the depths of laughter. It’s only when someone stares too hard, finger pressing just a bit too long that Gojo snatches back his phone with an unreadable little smirk. 
Because if they had they’d notice it was a live wallpaper. 
One that - despite being so proudly the great Gojo Satoru’s wallpaper - was for only his eyes to see. One where the camera shifts ever-so-slightly downwards to show you splayed out deliciously on your mattress, pale, sculpted thighs straddling your face - zooming in on the way your swollen lips bulge wraps so lewdly around his throbbing cock. 
“Oh, sweetheart, jus’ look at you.” his voice rumbles from above, voice hoarse with desire. “Taking my cock so well, huh?”
All he gets are muffled groans, tears glistening in your eyes as Gojo shoves his length deeper down your throat. He chuckles lightly, fucking into your hot mouth in small grinds of his hips, “Oh yeah, forgot you can’t speak sweetheart.”
Ah, what a smug bastard. And despite the dick lodged in your throat, you find it in yourself to stare up defiantly into his greedy gaze, moaning sinfully around him. That makes that confident facade crumble a little, the camera is shaky as Gojo lets out a broken little, “Sh-shit. You’re really asking for it.”
And maybe you were a mastermind - maybe you were an idiot. Because Gojo pulls his hips back till his leaking tip is just kissing your kiss-bitten lips. Smearing his precum around your glossy mouths. Only to slam back into you mercilessly, forcing you to relax your throat - because Gojo’s had enough of playing game
His searing grip on your scalp just out of the frame as he fucks into your mouth like his personal toy. Not stopping till your nose is pressed into the snowy white tufts of hair at his pelvis. 
Camera scrambling to capture the way your throat bulges so obscenely as he fills you up, starting to fuck into you in shallow, mindless little thrusts. “Mmm, ngh. Fuck, sweetheart. Can feel me inside you right…” A large, veiny hand makes its way into the video as it wraps around your throat, squeezing. Tight. “...here.” Gojo rasps over your choked-up moans. 
Tears were streaming down your face now, nails digging desperately into the hand wrapped around your throat. But it seems Gojo had no care in the world for them. Because he coos mockingly, “Awww, don’ cry, sweetheart. Jus’ look at that slutty mouth of yours, sucking the fucking soul out of me.”
And as the screen grows grainier, the camerawork more shaky - Gojo’s hips grow more frantic. 
Cock hitting the back of your throat at a maddening cadence in a way he wishes the camera could pick up. Hand tightening around your throat as he fucks into you faster and deeper. Hip chasing the feeling of your tongue wrapped so deliciously around his throbbing cock. Delicately tracing the veins along the side, flicking his sensitive slit just the way you know he likes. Over and over-
The screen flashes white - or maybe that was just Gojo’s cum. Shooting thick, endless spurts of his seed that paint your pretty face white. And oh, this was his favorite part, how you take it so well. 
Your tongue darting out to catch the stream of cum that gushes out of him, pooling it on your tongue before letting it slide to the back of your throat. Eyes gazing up so eagerly into his as you stick your tongue out to show, well, nothing. Taking him up so greedily. 
And if Gojo was any less of a man, he’d be showing this off to everyone he knew. And in the end, before the wallpaper goes back to that seemingly innocent picture of your face - if he turned up the volume real high - Gojo could hear his voice in the background, breathing out through ragged gasps. “C’mon, sweetheart, I wanna make a few more wallpapers.”
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A/N. LMAO this came to me when I thought about how Gojo is the type to have a polaroid of your tits behind his phone case. 
Plagiarism not authorized.
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kitkat13001 · 7 months ago
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୭ ˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ modern!eren jaeger x reader
you begin to think that maybe it was a bad idea to bring eren to the amusement park when the small group of kids runs off with snotty noses and whining cries after losing to him at the squirt gun game. 
but you just laugh, turning to him and his smug smile. 
“eren, you could have at least given them a chance.”
eren shrugs, puffing his chest out. “i don’t see why, i kicked their asses.”
“they’re kids!” 
“tch, they’ll have plenty of time to win, they’re young. me, though, i gotta establish my dominance.”
he makes a ridiculous show of flexing his muscles as you burst into a giggle fit. both of you have forgotten the carnie standing behind you until he clears his throat. “which prize will you be taking, sir?”
eren flushes and clears his throat, trying to regain his bearings. 
“i’ll take, uh…” he glances over at you and sees you staring in awe at a giant teddy bear with a green bow-tie. “i’ll take that one. please. thanks.”
the carnie takes it off the hook and gives it to eren, returning to his place behind the counter. 
“i- oof!” it’s heavier than eren expected and while it’s not exactly a brick, it’s still rather large. “who the fuck made these things so heavy?”
he hauls the bear away awkwardly to free up the game for the next round of people, you trailing close behind. you’re still staring at the bear over eren’s shoulder. he glances back over at you and stops in his tracks, eyes roaming your face. 
the infuriatingly endearing curve of your mouth in a surprised ‘o’ and then quirking into an adorable smile. the way your eyes flutter shut from how wide your smile is, the slight lift of your shoulders like the happiness inside you manifested into a force that could lift you off your feet. 
“here.”
your eyes go big and your cheeks tinge pink as eren holds out the bear to you. you shake your head quickly. “what? no, i can’t…i mean, you won it.”
he scoffs and clicks his tongue. “what am i gonna do with it? here, you can add it to your fuckin’ collection. don’t even lie, i’ve seen ‘em on your bed. you don’t even try to hide them.”
your cheeks flush even more pink, along with the tips of your ears. you laugh bashfully. “yeah. i guess. but i really-“
“just take it already,” eren sighs, huffing like he’s irritated but really he’s just trying to cover up his blush. 
you hesitantly reach out as eren drops the bear into your arms. 
he laughs when the momentum of the large bear drags you down with it, nearly collapsing like a sack of flour. 
butterflies erupt in his stomach when you make a little ‘oof’ sound and try to regain your balance. eren chuckles and takes your hand in one of his own, the other reaching out to rescue to poor bear just inches away from the dirty floor. 
“c’mon, you klutz,” he snorts, helping you to your feet. “i’ll carry him for you, okay?”
you shake your head in a daze. “you say that like you didn’t buckle under it when you grabbed it first, too. but thanks.”
eren just hums, hoisting the bear onto his back and taking your hand, continuing to wander the park with you.
“what’re you gonna name him? don’tcha have a whole ritual and everything?”
you giggle. “i don’t know. what does he look like his name is?”
eren pretends to think it over, glancing back at the bear smiling pleasantly at him. 
“i think he looks like a ‘big pain in the ass’.”
“eren, stop it! you’re verbally abusing him,” you whine, but you’re laughing. “maybe i’ll name him armin. so he’s not mean, like you.”
“no freakin’ way you’re naming him after armin! did armin win this for you?”
“jesus, eren, just tell me to name my firstborn after you,” you snort, petting the stuffed bear between its ears. 
“you definitely should. i’ll even name my firstborn after you.”
you laugh, reaching a hand up to smack playfully at eren. “who would ever put up with you long enough to marry you?” 
eren catches your hand easily, intertwining your fingers and says nothing, instead smiling warmly down at you. 
you would, i hope. 
you take a seat on a bench, admiring the light from the sun sinking low to the horizon and washing the entire park in golden hues. 
“i would,” you state firmly, and eren turns to look at you in surprise, mortified that somehow you were able to read his mind. 
“huh?”
“i’d marry you,” you repeat matter-of-factly. “like if you were about to get deported, i’d marry you to keep you here. or if you had a secret uncle who left you a huge inheritance but you had to be married to get it, i’d do it. or like if we were in olden medieval times, if i had to have an arranged marriage, i’d pick you.”
eren just stares at you dumbfoundedly. “what the fuck?”
you were weird. he knew that. you’re prone to spout nonsense. it’s part of what he likes about you. in what scenario would eren be deported? he was born here. and what chance would he have of getting some huge inheritance from some relative he didn’t know? and how in the world would you ever end up in a medieval situation? but nonetheless his cheeks are still red and his heart is still beating fast. you’d pick him. he knew you didn’t explicitly mean that you’re romantically interested in him, but still, it made his heart jump in his chest to know that of everybody you knew (and that was a lot because you’re something of a social butterfly) you’d pick him. it didn’t matter for what, you would pick him. 
he smiles and you beam up at him. 
“i’d pick you too,” he hums, slinging an arm over your shoulder and pulling you close. you giggle, nuzzling your head in his neck. 
it feels warm and just right, the way you fit into his arms. like maybe it was meant to be. 
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booliuu · 3 months ago
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┊͙Proxies headcanons pt.1┊͙
ꪆৎ 𝙰/𝙽 : heeeey guys it’s liu!! it’s been awhile since i last posted ( …well i think?) 😣😣 i literally can’t remember anything . this isn’t requested but i’ve these headcanons stuck in my drafts for quite some time now and i figured i’ll post them now :DD !! possibly a part 2?
• my inbox is open for asks & requests!! if you like my content don’t forget to like , comment , & reblog❤️. enjoy reading!
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Tim (masky):
🚬. . he’s pushing through his late 30’s at best.
🚬. . 5’11.
🚬. . a firm believer he’s a taurus.
🚬. . has native american roots.
🚬. . personality wise .. he’s a bit of a prick and an asshole just to give it to you straight . he will butt heads , he will command orders because technically speaking he’s the leader without saying much, basically has a strict & rough exterior . but with the shit he’s been through.. i don’t blame him. it would be a while once he likes & trusts you….but you’ll know. very few ppl get that side of him.
🚬. . dog person!! wants a dog sooo bad he knows he can’t take care of it unless someone wants to take care it while he’s away from the cabin. he’s ( and everybody else tbh..) out sometimes days or more so he ain’t risking it.
🚬. . whenever he sees stray dogs in the woods doesn’t matter what kind of dog man… he’ll pet it . if he has food in hand will give some to em’.
🚬. . if he keeps seeing the same dog(s) everyday when he’s walking around the woods , will give them a name for sure.
🚬. . definitely has HUNDREDS of pairs of bottom up plaid shirts. in hangers. in one small closet. Not just red like he wears all the time in mh. owns at least yellow , blue , black plaid shirts . rarely ever uses them though lol.
🚬. . smokes like a chimney holy crap. especially whenever he’s uncomfortable or stressed , at least smoke half a packet .. just an excuse not to talk about it.
🚬. . smells like the woods, cigarettes, or cheap shampoo and conditioner. (like old spice, irish spring , ect…)
🚬. . likes his coffee plain black. no questions asked. won’t add any creamer or sugar. just likes it the way it is.
🚬. . he’s probably rlly good at cooking like will cook up some good old eggs, beacon and sausage if he feels like it.
🚬. . snores like SO LOUD OH MY GOODNESS. second would be toby. holy moly. god forbid if there in the same room or your stuck sitting in the same car as them , you ain’t getting a wink of shut eye :( .
🚬. . coughs , coughs, … COUGHS especially whenever he’s running. it’s impossible for him to stay quiet bc of his smoking habits . has to take a break for a bit , lean against a tree and cough his lungs out.. then starts running again.
🚬. . i’ll die on this hill BUT IM SURE he does the old man groan whenever he’s bending down for too long. or putting a hand on his back , bend back a bit and groan hella loud .
🚬. . old man eye squint whenever he reads. for example reading something on his phone and has to reallyyy squint and puts that phone away from his face. YKWIM😭😭??
🚬. . acts like he hates toby but in reality cares so much for him. just can’t bring himself to say it to him bc he’s so stubborn . likes kate because she listens to him without complaining during missions, and gets the job done . same with brian. and TOBY GETS SO M A D .
🚬. . dad BOD. C’MON YALL. and not to mention sideburns.
🚬. .listens to divorce dad music that he’s plays all the time in his car.
🚬. . his natural body temp is so WARM. he’s like a human heater.
🚬. . knows so much dad jokes it’s borderline concerning🥹🥹. but hey… at least it never fails to make someone smile or laugh though.
🚬. . has a mf’ing lighter collection because he keeps losing them . has stacks of cigarettes hidden somewhere around the room that he shares with brian.
🚬. . i just wanna get this out of the way but definitely the type to txt’s like a dad😭😭. you can’t tell me otherwise. i’m talking “👍.” , “ Ok.” “ 8:30 pm ETA.”
Brian (hoody):
💊. . same age as tim just a biiit🤏 older.
💊. . couple inches tall than tim and whenever ppl point out it out, it rails up tim so much.
💊. . HE has to be A LIBRA. DO YOU GUYS SEE MY VISION. PLS.
💊. . smells like gun powder , the woods ofc , cheap shampoo and conditioner, may i also add cheap cologne.
💊. . i have a feeling he grew up with A LOT of sisters in his family . so when he was born everybody was relieved lowkey lol but won’t say anything , just like a sigh of relief yk?
💊. . white af. idk what to tell you😭. you guys give me ideas .
💊. . txt’s ppl about the same as tim. worse though bc he tends to ignore them unless it’s the other proxies . doesn’t mean he’s dry af though.
💊. . owns so MANY hoodies. but just chooses to just wear the yellow one all the time.
💊. . has a tooth gap…! we can’t forget about that!
💊. . he’s a chill guy but prefers to stay quiet and listen kinda type. especially when he’s working .. yeeeah he ain’t speaking. just gets the job done and leaves.
💊. . knows how to fish. catches em’ and cooks em’. don’t ask why he just gives me the vibe yk?
💊. . aside from that, he can’t cook for shit so he makes tim do it. prefers tim’s cooking anyway-
💊. . has a guns & bullets collection of different kinds in his closet . and a couple of lighters laying around tim & his room. or whenever he’s out and tim forgets his, he got em.
💊. . has the PRETTIEST SMILES AND LAUGH TELL ME IM WRONG. also his laugh is pretty contagious lol. snorts and giggles. can get other ppl to laugh without even knowing what he’s talking about.
💊. . natural charmer ✨knows how to flirt without even trying and (or) thinking. knows how to twist ppl little brains and turn it into mush.
💊. . likes his coffee black as well.
💊. . quietest sleeper known to mankind. couple of times tim, toby or kate though he was dead.
💊. . like arms and hands at his sides and he’s just… y’know just laying there.
Tim: * getting really nervous bc brian isn’t moving nor making a single sound & decides to slap his arm to wake him up * “ you know you sleep like a dead soilder..?!!”
Brian: * jointing awake suddenly by tim* “huh?? “
Toby:
➯ in my au, tim, brian , toby and kate all stay in one cabin. it’s a bit crapped but they all make it work out at the end of the day.
➯ anyway…….*sighs dreamily * my boyyyy😫😫💗💗💗💗!!! he’s BEEN rattling in my brain 24/7 but tbh who don’t think bout this cutie patooie all the time living rent free in my head wthhh. 😭😭😭🥹🥹 i can talk about this silly goober all day if i could bro. okok anyways -
🪓. . i wrote a few toby headcanons here b4 :]] ( 1# link & 2# link check em’ out!! ) ima add some more headcanons to the list. you can’t stop me >:DD!!!
🪓. . there’s 3 rooms total in the cabin and the last room is toby’s . the other rooms belongs to kate , tim & brain .
🪓. .plays “his” playlist on his speakers that ofc he stolen full volume . owns some video games and consoles such as a switch & ds . has a mini fridge hidden in his room bc he’s tired of ppl stealing his crap.
🪓. . bisexual. leeeans strooongly💪💪 towards women..!! personality over looks!! man does not care. but that doesn’t stop him from thinking men are handsome and cute!! if your asking me though, it’ll take awhile for him to date a guy let alone trust bc his lore .. his father yk?
🪓. . he likes hanging out on top of lamp posts at the side of the roads or chillin on the highest branch in the trees because those are the only places that are quiet for him and away from ppl.
🪓. . can’t decide if he’s dog or cat person. HE’S SUCH A HUGE ANIMAL LOVER AND WILL HONESTLY PET EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL IF HE COULD.
🪓. . he’s definitely the kinda person to order coffee that has MILLIONS of different creamer , syrups & toppings . can’t stand the bitter taste of coffee lol.
🪓. . speaking of coffee, since he’s around tim and brian all the time, he developed a burning hatred for black coffee😭. doesn’t understand why tim and brian love it so much.
🪓. . he rarely goes out in public places because he gets overwhelmed easily but in the rare occasions he does , can’t stand when men yell at women. like really detest it. has the urge to protect the them even though he doesn’t know the person. doesn’t do anything but just watches from afar. but that doesn’t stop of thinking violent thoughts what he wants to do to that guy.
➯ if it’s really brother him though , will perhaps pay the guy a quick visit.. if you catch my drift..🪓🪓.
🪓. . it brings him flashbacks of when his dad yells at his sister and mother.
🪓. . gets high because it calms down his tics. or whenever he’s feeling stressed, upset he’ll smoke.
🪓. . he remembers some what of his past. but it’s very very very little. remembers his mother and sister but it’s very distorted. remembers everything but there faces. when someone says his mothers and sister names he confused why he feels like he knows them but at the same time doesn’t . poor baby:(
🪓. . haunted by his bullies and his fathers voices tormenting him in his dreams. he’s confused by them and thinks the operator is playing tricks on him.
🪓. . he’s not a bad driver. like i said before he doesn’t remember his past. pretty much knows the rules of the road and practiced safe driving etiquette.
🪓. . since he’s older, his tics aren’t as bad. doesn’t mean they fully goes away. nope. doesn’t work like that. it’s a part of him and will always will be.
🪓. . the way i think it’s more like it has it’s moments.. you feel me chat? such as whenever he’s feeling anxious , angry or stressed. he slurs his words, talks faster or repeats the same words or sentences, muscle twitches … and so forth.
🪓. . can’t stand the smell or taste of alcohol but .. if someone gave him one , he will drink it just because he doesn’t want to be called out a wuss.
🪓. . oh my gosh when he txt’s he either doesn’t respond, forgets you send something, or SPAMS THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PHONE accidentally breaking it 😭. adds millions of emojis . sends links to insta reels or tiktok’s that he thinks you’ll laugh at .
you: sending toby a tiktok* 10:45 pm *read 10:50 pm.
toby: *UUSSS!! * 6:30 am😭. toby oh my god
.. also toby: * sends you the most cryptic terrifying insta reel you ever seen* that’s you 😝😝😝🫵.
you: YOU PMOOOO‼���‼️🖕🖕🖕
🪓. . i can talk about this man forever. 🫶🏼
Kate:
➯ KATE MY BELOVED!!!! i love her so much💗. she so underrated plsss she needs more love and attention 😭😭😣 guys lemme talk about myyy girl rq.
🖤. . she’s the youngest out of the proxies. she around her late teens or early 20’s. she’s a cancer!! ( june 25th!!)
🖤. . tall af, she either standing at something between 5’10 or inching closer to 6’0.
🖤. . Korean!!! or has asian roots.
🖤. . definitely has her ears pierced and lips done .🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
🖤. . cooks the crew sometimes what she remembers eating before shit went down hill. and they love it every time.
🖤. . tea person! loves black or earl gray. she has a bit of a sweet tooth so she’ll add some honey, creamer & milk and syrups .^^
🖤. . owns really GOOD smelling shampoo and conditioner 😭😭. and to add with that, her hair is super long and grows out super fast so she’s constantly cutting it. its so uneven helppp
🖤. . she’s naturally very awkward and quiet. lowkey giving black cat energy.
🖤. . like brian she’s also the type of person to listen to you yap about anything than talk.
🖤. . txt’s like she doesn’t care. sooo nonchalant help 😭😭. perhaps worse than brian🤔🤔🤫. ONE WORD RESPONSE EACH TIME. WITHOUT OF DOUBT.
🖤. . closeted lesbian. doesn’t have time to date or fall in love because she’s busy with her “job” ifykyk. prob only work out if your a proxy as well. can’t risk anyone else getting hurt bc of her or the operator. she lost enough :( .
🖤. . this could just be me but ima just say back during her high school years she join her schools track and field club. and literally always get the best times. best runner at her school.
🖤. . dis GIRLLL… can run SO MANY laps and she never gets tired holy crap. runs faster than the other proxies , second would be toby lol. when they have free time, they consistently race each other around the woods and would make tim or brian set up a timer to see who gets the best time.
🖤. . i don’t CAARRE what anyone says but, her and toby have a sibling👏dynamic going on. so competitive with each other!! it’s very precious. they always lookout for each other during missions. even when there not working , they argue like siblings, say some shitty stuff to each other but at the end of the day they care about each other in there own way.
➯ this a bit off topic but yk how toby lost his sister at a young age. messed him up quite a bit because Lyra was the only person aside from his mom that was truly kind to him. after burning his neighborhood, he doesn’t really have anybody else. and was taken by slender right after that.
➯ kate one day casually said that toby reminds her of a sibling,toby was taken back and need a few seconds to relies that she’s being serious. he cried a bit when he heard that from her because he never thought he would ever be a good brother bc he wasn’t there for his sister at that time. :(
➯ long story short they hugged each other that day. sworn kate he will protect her knowing full well she can defend herself. he doesn’t want to repeat his trauma. will break him even more if he lost another sibling because of his actions.
🖤. . about the same as brian, she sleeps like she’s dead. creeps everyone the heck out.
🖤. . cat person!! has a pocket full of treats for the cats that she’s sees in a everyday basis. 🖤🖤
🖤. . if she’s not wearing her white hoodie and black jeans she’s going to pull up with some street wear aesthetic..!!!
🖤. . the white hoodie she wears all the time … yeah she forgets to wash it ☹️ all the time. same with her mask. forgets to clean it.
🖤. . some angst bc why not…misses Lauren so much. after she died, she kept her journal and rereads everything so she could never forget about her.
🖤. . visit her grave once in a while to give her flowers and just trying to remember memories of her.
🖤. . doesn’t like the operator at all. hates it. with every fiber in her being , hates that she now “works” for it now. i don’t blame her though, i mean her whole entire family was haunted & tormented by this thing for ages.
🖤. . ending this in a good note^^ , buuut every night her and toby without a doubt (sometimes tim and brian if there up for it ) have a game night.
🖤. . meaning getting to play with toby’s consoles while there both sitting on the couch and focus very intensely at the t.v in the living room. button smashing and everything . playing until god knows how long.
🖤. . screaming yelling and cursing each other in there own languages.
🖤. . playing board games or cards like uno while sitting together on dinner table and secretly everyone is plotting to piss off toby and works every single time.
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ꪆৎ 𝙰/𝙽 : i hope you like these headcanons 😭😭 im sorry it’s SOOO long i literally i didn’t see that coming until i posted it . i’ll try to be consistent with posting but no promises >< bc tbh i only post if i have the energy too or literally the brain rot is that bad. anywaysss liu out!
should i continue these hc’s & make a pt 2? 🧐
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liuuboo2025 ♡゚thx for reading! love y’all!
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robynlilyblack · 10 months ago
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Something Important
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James Potter x fem! clumsy! Reader
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Summary: After years of hiding that part of himself, James adores being unapologetically silly with his favourite girl
Warnings: swearing, post-hogwarts, established relationship, mentions of food, small cooking injury, eating and sex, reader bruises like a peach, kissing, flirty reader, flirty james, domestic fluff, sirius black being a terrible gamer
A/n: 1.8k words, was feeling a little James today, I've missed writing him so much I had fun with this one, enjoy ♡
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“Hi! Not someone breaking in, it's just me…y/n…you know…your girlfriend…but hopefully you already knew that! Sorry Jamie, this door…oh for fecks sake…the door is being mean to me again!” 
James chuckled along with his friends on the couch at your dumbs and whines at the door, putting his controller down he called back 
“You need help, my love?” he asks yet he’s already getting up and walking through as the door finally opens, unaware of his controller being swiped by Sirius, earning a small ‘oh no’ from Remus as he braces himself 
“No, no it’s okay…aw crap...dammit....come on...” you wave it off but then the door grabs you and you’re left trying to un-loop yourself from the handle, unfortunately it does get the better of you this time as you begin to fall, preparing for impact and one hell of a bruise to add to your already impressive collection
Luckily your knight in shining armour is there to catch you and you breathe a sigh of relief when you hit his chest “Hello my sweet” he greets you, the biggest smile on his face
You don’t even try to lift yourself up, just adjust your head, chin poking into his chest as you look up at him “Hello” you pout at him, but that lil smile of yours still peaks through “Our door is mean”
“It is” he agrees, pecking your lips sweetly before gently kicking the front foor with his foot eliciting giggles from you “Bad door” he chastises before turning his attention briefly to the living room door at the chuckling and mocking from his friends 
"You sure showed that door mate!" you hear Remus laugh
“Oh dear prongsie, now you have defeated the almighty door can you come save me from the couch, my arse has but fallen asleep!” 
"Shut it mr and mrs I can't get past the first boss to save my life" James rolls his eyes while you giggle at their offended in sync 'heys!' "Sorry ‘bout them love, don’t worry I’ll kick em out before dinner”
“Oh I assumed they’d be joining us?” you wonder
Something flashes behind his eyes “Not tonight hun” he gives you a flirty look “Tonight’s just for us” he tells you before helping you to stand properly, kissing the tips of his fingers before finding the section of your waist where you jumper got caught, rubbing it gently
You lean into his touch, even more excited than you already were for dinner tonight, all you had to do now was make sure James didn’t see too deep into one of the shopping bags, or he’d see the rather lacey treat you had bought earlier
“Come on sweetheart” James gestures for you to follow, instinctively grabbing the grocery bags that had been dropped during your battle and bringing them through to the kitchen, but not before kissing the side of your head first “I missed you”
“Ditto big guy” you throw him a wink, letting him take the lead
As you pass the living room you do poke your head in quickly to see what they had been up to, sniggering a little as you watch Sirius struggle with some muggle videogame, noting the boy is getting increasingly frustrated to the point even his boyfriend is a tad scared of him, hugging one of your pillows as if it’s to protect him.
As you enter the kitchen you watch as James lifts the bags you had struggled with home onto the counter with ease, eyes fluttering over his muscles, made more prominent by the tightness of his shirt
He’s so strong and dreamy
“So, what am I cooking for dinner?” he asks trying to discern what you actually bought before turning back only to find you unapologetically staring
He’d never admit it but he still blushed when he caught you admiring him
“Enjoying yourself?” he flexes his arm a little
Your eyes flick back up to meet him, nodding with a smug little smile “Very much, did you ask me something?” you wonder, stepping forward to join him properly
He chuckles, hand slipping around your waist “I asked what I was making for dinner?” he glances down at you, his own eyes doing a little wandering as he awaits your answer
“Actually…I was thinking I could make it for us tonight” you flashing a cheeky smile, hands finding his own, you were up to something
“What are you planing?” he eyes you teasingly
“Surprise” you sway back and forth, shrugging, ever effervescent, however, he’s called away before he could rangle any more information out of you as there's a yell from the other room
“Motherfucker!!! What the fuck was is that fucking thing…Moony darlin you seeing this shit!” 
“Oh yeah love I’m seeing it…Prongs!!”  
You burst out in quiet laughter over Sirius’' rage and Remus’ subsequent call for aid, as does James, betting his friend is almost certainly about to die…for the…bloody hell only Godric knows what time
“Crap he’s got the controller…I better go check in before Pads throws the controller again and actually breaks the tv this time” James lets out a breathy laugh, moving around you but stops before he lets go of your hand “You sure you’ll be alright?” he checks in, and when you nod he steals a quick kiss from you before he leaves…plus a cheeky arse squeeze
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A couple hours pass by and it’s time for the other boys to go, just as James had finally convinced Sirius to leave without the game, sparing Remus from a premature heart attack, you appear in the doorway shouting a quick goodbye
“I love them but we are going to need to find less rage enducing…” James closes the door, locking up as he speaks but trails off as he turns around spotting your rather chaotic looking state “...did the kitchen fight back?” he can’t help the chuckle that bubbles
He takes a moment to cherish your appearance, it’s almost like a game to him, trying to figure out what you made him based on the ingredients adorning your clothes. The main culprit seems to be flour, your once black tights and skirt now littered with hand prints as you swiped them clean, though there were no new holes so little wins. He saw some littering of what he can only imagine is various spices on the ends of your rolled up sleeves…and one failed attempt in the centre of your jumper to open what he would later learn was cinnamon.
“I won though!” he’s pulled away from his admiring as you jump a little, excited as you waddle happily up to him 
“Merlin sweets you had anymore food on you you’d be a…ooo that’s good” he reaches out, thumb gently clearing the remnants of what seems to be a delicious creamy sauce from your cheek “What kind of cheese is this?” he enquires, licking his lips before finding your eyes but their lingering a little south of his own, basking in your reaction as he teases you, running his tongue along his lips
“I know you’re doing that on purpose…” your eyes finally break away, finding his own “...but don’t stop” you near beg
He laughs “Never” leaning down, one hand finding your chin, angling it upwards towards his lips while the other subtly removes what he now realises is a carrot from your hair “Now do you want to show me your masterpiece?” he nudges his nose gently against yours
“Yes” you buzz, practically vibrating with excitement as you take his hands in yours but as you do James notices the plaster on your hand “Hun?” you turn back 
“Aww sweetheart, what happened?” he brings your hand up, inspecting it before faux worry floods his handsome features “I’m so sorry my love but…” he takes a break, shaking his head “...we’re going to have to cut it off”
You match his energy “What!” you exclaim “Oh great heavens! Whatever will I do?” dramatically bringing you palm to your forehead 
James’ struggles to keep in character though, his heart always warmed when you were silly with him, it was times like these that made him absolutely sure you were the one for him 
“Hmmm” he rubs his chin in thought “There may be one way we can fix this but I have to tell you it’s a risky procedure”
“Do it, I’ll give you anything oh handsome handsome doctor” you clasp your hands together, pleading with him
He smirks “Indeed…I am a very handsome doctor, so I expect to be rewarded handsomely for my work” he informs you, wiggling his eyebrows
You purse your lips attempting to suppress your growing smile “Of course! Now please save my finger” you hold it up to him
He gently takes it with one hand, using the other to perform fake magic as mutters some fake incantation under his breath, throwing a wink your way before he presses his lips every so softly to your ‘mortal wound’ 
He gives your hand back and as he does you hold it up, bending your finger as you check it works “I’m cured!! It’s a miracle” eyes lighting up as you cheer, beginning to laugh near the end finally breaking character, a cheesy smile on your face as you look up at him
He drops his own act, a loving smile adorning his features as he cups your cheeks “Merlin I love you so much” his words drip with such verity, eyelashes finding audience with his cheeks as his smile widens further
“I love you mo-” he squeezes your cheeks together halting your words before the daily battle of ‘who loves whom more’ transpires
“Nuh huh missy” he pecks your puckered lips before releasing you “You definitely okay?” his playful nature sinks back into concerned boyfriend for a moment, even with all the fun and games he always checked in
You nod “Just just a little nick while I was grating the cheese” you explain 
“Good” he scrunches his nose a little, bending down slightly as his brings your finger up one more, isolating it from the others “Because one day this one is going to hold something very important” James almost falls in love all over again as he watches the sheer giddiness that takes hold on you at the insinuation “You going to keep it safe for me?”
He’s surprised you don’t get dizzy with how firm your nodding is “With my life” you promise, holding your hand to your heart 
“Did that break you a bit?” he wonders, soft laugher escaping his lips when you let out a little hum “You want to show me to dinner before you implode?” 
You hum again, grabbing his hand as you lead him towards the your feast, unaware you won’t have to keep that finger safe for long as in a little drawer by your dining table lays that something important
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todorokies · 11 months ago
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THE ONE WHERE YOU REFUSE TO KEEP QUIET. . !
𝝑𝑒 contents: john marston x female reader, nsfw, modern au (sawry im a sucker for 'em), cunnilingus, fingering, pet names (pretty & darling), pussy drunk john. . . 754 words
𝝑𝑒 a/n: dabbling in a diff fandom for my comeback to writing is crazy ik but i hope u all enjoy regardless :3 im rusty i alr know
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“did i ever tell you about what happened at my work last week?”
you let out a shaky breath as you cautiously ran your fingers through the hair of the man who is currently situated between your legs, eagerly lapping at your dripping cunt collecting everything you could offer to him.
there’s a momentary lack of a response from your companion, your question hangs in the thin air as the crude sounds of squelching bounces off the walls alongside with your airy moans that seep out more than intended to.
you rack your fingers once more through his long hair and tug at his roots which aids as a warning.
with not enough force to seriously hurt him, but for a low guttural groan to escape from his chest causing small vibrations against your already sensitive pussy.
he apologetically sucks on your puffy clit before he comes up for air then replaces his hot mouth with two fingers to rub tight circles on your nub, “no, pretty, you haven’t. what happened at work?” he inquired with a strained expression on his face.
his pupils are blown out and unstable as he quickly shifts his focus between your glowy face and your pussy that’s aching to be stuffed by him. however, you were pretty adamant on him eating you out instead.
john ducks his head back in between the plush of your thighs continuing his ministrations, noticeably slowing his pace for you to get your words out.
you whine with a small buck of your hips, “apparently we’re having some budget cuts nggh in a f-few weeks. . . which —oh fuckk— also includes employees.”
“uh-huh?” john mumbles against you. your words enter one of his ear and exits the other, more focused on alternating from long vertical strides from your hole to your clit then skillfully circling around it with his tongue.
his calloused hand grips at your ass pulling you even closer to his face in attempt at get every last drop.
“y-yeah, and my manager had the damn nerve to—mghm keep doing that and i’ll cum~”
your chest heaves as john spreads open your folds to dip his tongue into your pussy, visibly enjoying the way you desperately clench around the wet muscle.
he deeply chuckles and you shiver due to his stubble scratching at your skin, “what did your manager do, darling?” he incoherently slurs his words but you were able to pick it up.
“she broke the news during rush hour. i-i mean what a bitch, right!”
“a bitch indeed,” he affirms as he slowly pushes two fingers in your wet hole, ogling at the way you take his digits with ease, fully coating them with your slick.
you throw your head backwards against the leather couch that’s supporting your back. you once again find residence in his black locks, roughly tugging this time around.
a broken whimper lively dances off your lips as your eyes roll back; you could feel the coil forming in the pit of your stomach.
“feels so good… don’t fuckin' stop..” you mindlessly ushered out. the sensation of his fingers pumping in and out, dragging against your tight walls as well as the added pleasure of his tongue swirling and suckling at your sensitive clit almost has you over the edge.
just when john finally thought he’d shut you up for good this time, your lewd moans and pants get broken down till you find the strength to add another comment about your dilemma.
“a-and there’s talk of my f-favourite coworker—”
“—ya know, how about you tell me the rest of ya little story after i make you cum.” john interrupts your soon-to-be babbling session, stopping all of his movements altogether.
he places a chaste kiss onto your clit and looks at you for permission to continue. you nod with a squeaky whine, already dizzy and eager for him to resume.
“oh darling, what am i ever gonna do with you?” he whispered against your cunt as he continued pumping his fingers at a steady albeit fast pace and quickly reattached his mouth back on your clit.
you soon cum hard on his fingers followed by a few more tugs at his hair to signal you were ready to tap out.
he licks his fingers, maintaining eye contact as he groans loudly at the taste of you. so sweet. . .just for him.
his voice is hoarse as he slips your panties back on and then gives you his undivided attention,
“so…what was that about your favourite coworker?”
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tinybeetiny · 6 months ago
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Frustrated: J.Y
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SMUT | 18+ | MDI
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I started a new skincare routine and im trying so hard to not touch my face because it’s so soft 😭
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Cw: masterbation and Yunho watches, praise
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“FUCK. FUCKING BITCH” you peer up from your phone to look over at your very frustrated boyfriend “Yunho… you okay baby?” You already know the answer “No. This is the 4th time in a row that I’ve died to fucking Breach so no babe I am NOT okay” you try not to laugh at him. As frustrated as he is his tone is never mean with you. You watch him for a few more minutes and you can’t help but feel a little turned on with how he was acting. His eyebrows furrowed in concentration, little groans coming from his lips, and the grip on his mouse made the veins in his hands pop out more. Your breaths becomes heavy just thinking of his long slender fingers wrapping around your neck so delicately like a beautiful necklace as his thick veiny cock fits snuggly in your tight walls. Your hand slide its way into your sleep shorts and wanders through your wet folds as your mind continues to run. Your fingers circle your dripping hole collecting your sweet nectar that drips out and the beautiful sounds that come from it are so loud you’re surprised he doesn’t here. You let out a little gasp when you dip a single finger in. The sound of Yunho letting out another groan has you clenching around your digit. Your head is thrown back when you add another moving with ease. Your fingers feel so good but they don’t reach the depth that he can.
You’re so focused on chasing your release that you don’t notice that Yunho was now fully turned around and watching you finger yourself. After a couple minutes of getting absolutely nowhere you slide your fingers out and open your eyes only to be startled by his scrutinizing gaze. You sit in silence as his stare becomes more intense “Why’d you stop?” His voice is dark and thick “mmm need you. Can’t do it like you” you whine and he does nothing but shake his head “Finish what you started” you open your mouth to protest but the look on his face makes you shut it fast. You go to slide your hand back into your shorts but he stops you “Take em off” you do as he says, sliding your shorts down your legs and hooking your fingers in the waistband of your panties tugging them off as well. He lets out a low moan as he watches the thin fabric stick so sweetly to your dripping cunt and he almost loses it when he watches strings of your arousal stretch with it. You squirm as his stare doesn’t let up, feeling more exposed than ever. “Go ahead baby. If you make yourself cum maybe I’ll touch you” you whine in embarrassment as you slowly move your fingers back to your soaked pussy. You let out a choked out moan when you brush over your sensitive clit.
Yunho leans back in his chair, his sweatpants feeling uncomfortably tight as he watches you. The shirt you’re wearing, which is most definitely his, is bunched up and his eyes darken when he sees your hard nipples, his hand going down to palm himself. The sound of your moans and the wet squelching of your pussy fill the room as you feverishly finger yourself trying to cum so you can finally feel his fingers instead. “That’s it baby. Just like that. Such a good girl” his praise encourages you and your hand moves faster on your clit as your finger curl hitting your sweet spot. “Such a pretty little pussy. Come on pretty girl cum for me” Your eyes roll back and your legs shake. He watches your clench around your finger and your cum drip down onto the sheets. You slide your fingers out and look Yunho right in his eyes as you bring them up to your lips licking them clean “Jesus fuck you’re gonna be the death of me you know that?” He breaths out “Are you gonna touch me now? Been so good for you” you pout
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yyaktayak · 28 days ago
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Umiko Milaya - Boston, Massachusetts -
"back to the hospital.." I yawned getting out my car locking all my doors behind me as I approached the hospital I worked at.
"Hey Umiko" Tania waved. "hey boo" I smiled making my way to the back
I locked my stuff up in my locker and clocked myself in.
"heyyy miko, I didn’t know you came in" jade said as she entered the room. "I just came" I said. "your clipboard is outside" She said and I nodded my head at her.
I went outside and grabbed my clipboard and checked my list and I only had 2-4 people today
“who's that..?" i mumbled mugging the paper as I looked at it, I made my way back to the employees room to ask Jade something
"Jade? who's in room 305?" I asked. "Im not sure , they just got admitted here and they still haven't got there name" She said
“ oh okay then..” weird..I waved walking out the room
6:30pm
I finished my 3 other patients and only had one more patient left which was in room 304
I made my way over to room 305 and lightly knocked on the door a couple of times
“come in" I heard a familiar voice say, I slowly opened the door and seen Zilla laying there
"oh fuck no.." I chuckled walking out the room closing the door
I quickly collected myself before entering back into the room closing the door behind me
I made my way over to the cabinets grabbing some gloves as I glanced over at him
He had a few gunshot wounds, one in his lower stomach, one in his right arm and one near heart.
“So I’m gonna have to clean your wounds and wrap em up" I said. " alright." He said glancing over at me
'If you’re not uncomfortable with me asking this, what happened? " I asked grabbing some bandages and alcohol wipes. "driveby" He nonchalantly shrugging
how you let your opps get you and find you?" I asked and everything went silent. " bitch what?" he mugged me. "I- I-I'm so sorry" I apologized I wasn’t trying to be insensitive.
I googled Zilla’s background and he used to live in Louisiana and then Floridia but got moved here because of some circumstances not sure what they were .
I only asked the question bc I was curious not because I wanted to trigger him or something
I didn’t mean to say that Isayah .." I sighed. "you cool but don't ever say that shit again alright?" He said. "mm " I scoffed.
"I'm about to wipe your wounds with alcohol wipes this mayyyyy sting just a little bit." I said warning him. " mhm" He said seeming unbothered by what I just said
I shrugged and purposely wiped one of his wounds harshly
“UMIKO WTF" He jumped up shouting as I busted out laughing. " mmcht mane that shit not funny." He smacked his lips mugging the shit outta me
"That fucking hurts lil girl and you still laughing" He said. "I'm sorry Isayahhhh" I giggled tossing the used wipe in the trash
I cleaned up his other wounds and wrapped them up
'You still feeling pain? " I asked grabbing my clipboard." mm not really " He said and I nodded writing down his answer
“rate your pain from a 1-10" I said. "4" He said and I nodded writing it down
"here you go" I said grabbing pain killers out the drawer. "what I need these for??" He asked. "It's for the pain to go away" I said and he nodded
“take it “ I said handing him a water bottle .
"If you leave I will " He said. "No take it now" I sighed but spoke sternly . "Some patients can't be trusted nowadays" I said
" gon head " I said watching him gulp down the water and pills. " Was it that hard Isayah?" I chuckled cleaning up the counters and everything else
“ and If you need anything just press this button and one of the other nurses will come and assist you " I said.
"but .. what if I want you?" He said. " ni- Isaiah just press the button when you need help" I said rolling my eyes
"miko gimme ya number" He said pulling out his phone from under the covers. "No" I refused . "Ion want no other nurse, I want you forreal " He said
I sighed “ give me the phone Isayah." I rolled my eyes snatching his phone out his hand
I saved my number in his phone as “ umiko🌸” before handing it back to him
“ didn’t binky give you my number..?" I asked and he nodded his head . "then why you just ask for my number-" I rolled my eyes as he didn’t reply .
"Also don't call me for no stupid stuff if it's not about you in this bed.” I said before exiting the room .
| Notification
| ¡Message
| 445-349-2345: lil girl can you get me some food, and don't try ta argue wit me either really put b2a on ya lil bit~ Z
| Notification
| iMessage
445-349-234: the hospital food nasty as hell, please go and get me some Zaxbys ma ~ Z
"who is he feeling like" I smacked my lips scrunching up my face as I read his text
"Who girlll?" jade asked. " That Samoan fucker" I said causing her to gasp. " Ouu girl" She chuckled
He talking about I should go get him some zaxbys because the food here nasty " I said showing her the notification rolling my eyes .
'You better go get that man his food girll bc when he get mad me and B can’t save you" She said. " girl hush "
I smacked my lips as I put my hand in her face snatching my coat and keys off the table exiting out the room hearing her laughing.
"Where you going Reyes?" Tania asked. "Zaxbys , I’m coming back " I said making my way out the hospital
7:20pm
I made my way over to room 305 before knocking on the door
"come in" he said, I walked in and seen seen the twins and a gorlsitting inside the chairs next to the window
"hello " I waved at them shyly. "Here you go" I said as I placed the bag on his lap fake bucking at him .
"I know he didn't just-" The girl said chuckling up a storm. "I know you didn't ask this shawt to bring you food" One of the twins said
“ Twin" the one with long hair ( Jimmy ) nudged the other twin ( Jey ) causing him to look up and bust out laughing
"I'm finna head out so bye Isayah ." I exiting out the room closing the door behind me
whew .
Someone To Call My Lover
thanks for reading !🌸
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zoros-debt · 9 months ago
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hii i’ve been looking for long well written zonami fics and i was hoping you could recommend the best stuff you’ve read. i don’t mind any site i’ll even take wattpad at this point ;—; there’s waay too little of this pair on ao3 and so many works i’ve seen are abandoned. help a girl out thank youuu 🫶🏼
Oh man, I wish I could tell ya! I haven't had the time to read fanfics lately, so I'm not sure if there are any recent ones I can recommend.
If you're a long-time ZoNami fan, you might've already heard of these two completed M-rated fics by AshaRose on Fanfiction.net:
Mystery Pants
Memory
And there's one completed explicit fic that I've been meaning to read on AO3 by StillPurplePanicking: Dry Spell
If you've already read these, I can only apologize lol - there just aren't too many fics out there for ZoNami, and it's been a long while since I've last read a long and completed ZoNami fic. I want to write more to add to the collection of ZoNami works out there, but it's been tough finding time to work on 'em.
My one attempt at a long fic is still on hiatus, but I'm hoping to jump back into it soon! It's unfortunate, but the ZoNami drought is real 🥲
(A shoutout to @harritudur for feeding us all those goregous ZoNami art during these tough times!)
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 year ago
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Glynda: “You’re back. And the beast?”
Jaune: “Monster is slain. Bangarang.” *snaps his fingers so that he ends up pointing distantly at the ground*
Glynda: “You look tired. You should get some rest.”
Jaune: “Can’t. I have to help team CMAD with their serial killer mission."
Glynda: “Why?”
Jaune: “Why do I have to help them or what help do I have to give?”
Glynda: “Well, both at once I suppose.”
Jaune: “The killer came up into my network about a week ago. It’s sort of my responsibility to keep an eye out for people like this.”
Glynda: “Your network?”
Jaune: “My criminal contacts in the city. I have the name and semblance of the killer.”
Glynda: “That’s most useful.”
Jaune: “That’s what I strive for. I wake up everyday and say ‘oh, if only I could be most useful today.’”
Glynda: *narrows her eyes then offers a dismissive half shrug*"Ozpin often wished to be able to tap into those elements for this very reason but couldn’t figure out how to get started. I mean, it’s nice to say you want to build trust and contacts like that and quite another to go out and succeed at it.”
Jaune: “They want you to kill people for them sometimes. And sometimes you have to kill some people just to put the fear in ‘em. Or torture people. Whatever.”
Glynda: “Should you be telling me this?”
Jaune: “I mean, what are you gonna do about it? What is anybody gonna do about it? Besides, I thought it was ‘most useful.’”
Glynda: “Maybe not what you have to give up to make it happen. That’s perhaps why Ozpin never succeeded.”
Jaune: “You have to have a hard stomach. And at any rate I need to be able to see my sisters coming or, god forbid I even say this, my Mother? Could you imagine her rolling up on us?”
Glynda: “I don’t really want to. Would she?” 
Jaune: “She mostly acts through intermediaries when she can. I can… feel her? Her location? All the time. So I’d know if she was moving around at all. Instead she just hangs out on one of the kingdomless continents. Ayan. So she stays far away from any kingdom and acts from the shadows.”
Glynda: “I don’t know how concerning that is. How concerned should I be?”
Jaune: “Somewhere between one and ten. Depending on how much thought you want to give it. Just don’t think about it very much. That’s what I do. And I’m… mostly fine?”
Glynda: *shakes her head at him. Gentle but firm denial* 
Jaune: “Well, I’m as ‘okay’ as could be expected?”
Glynda: “I don’t think so."
Jaune: “Exactly how ‘okay’ am I supposed to be?” 
Glynda: “Well ideally with a one being the worst and a ten being the best you’d be at a ten, Jaune."
Jaune: “I’m like a five. A hard five. That passes muster.”
Glynda: “A hard five which way?” 
Jaune: “Yeah, fair cop. Good point.”
Glynda: “I wasn’t even making a point."
Jaune: “Well you made it anyway."
Glynda: "Go to bed, Jaune. Your serial killer can wait. What? Are you excited to add to your little collection?”
Jaune: “Am I more or less messed up if I say ‘yes?’” 
Glynda: “You’re just a mixed up kid.”
Jaune: “I mean… yeah. I knew that. But am I more or less fucked if I say I want to add her sniper rifle to my collection?”
Glynda: “You know her weapon?”
Jaune: “Answer the question.”
Glynda: “I… I would say that you’re more mixed up than less. Not everyone has a collection of weapons from serial killers they’ve stopped. Not everyone thinks about adding to it. You are more mixed up than not. You’ve got to really be at least a four out of ten. Admit that to me.”
Jaune: “It’s really probably at most a three.”
Glynda: “Go to bed.”
Jaune: “I’ll go to bed. After I send team CMAD my dossier so they're not going in blind. I think she’s too dangerous for them or hee police to take on. If they find her, sure, good enough. But I really don’t think they should fight her.”
Glynda: “You can’t coddle them.”
Jaune: “I’m tryin’ not to but there’s a serial killer on the loose and they have some real power.”
Glynda: “What about you?”  
Jaune: “What about me?”
Glynda: "You’re a serial killer serial killer.” 
Jaune: “What? I’m not a… serial killer.”
Glynda: “Don’t emphasize ‘serial.’ It doesn’t do anyone any favors.”
Jaune: “Mass murderer? Sure. Spree killer? Probably. But I don’t do it for psychological gratification.”
Glynda: “Don’t emphasis ‘psychological!’ You need to find a sweet girl to look after you. Help put you back together. If you even like girls that is. I didn’t mean to imply anything.”
Jaune: “I like girls. I’ve got team RWBY.”
Glynda: “They’re not here. What’s wrong with Miss Gainsborough?”
Jaune: “You mean besides the fact she’s my student? Off limits, remember? Besides, she’s seen a little into how fucked I am and probably shouldn’t want any of that mess.”
Glynda: “What if she does anyway?” 
Jaune: “I think I would know by now? I'd like to believe I would. But I don't really understand girls. Just throw me at a monster or serial killer or something and let me worry about that. Girls are complicated and hard and complicated."
Glynda: "Not really."
Jaune: "Girls like games and hints and teasing around."
Glynda: "Do you think I'd play games?"
Jaune: "I think you're probably an exception and not the rule. You and Weiss both."
Glynda: "Miss Schnee?"
Jaune: "Yeah. I mean, I think so. She doesn't like games or hints or playing around with her feelings either. I think that's why she barely tolerated me when we went to school here."
Glynda: "You were attracted to her? In your time as a student?"
Jaune: "Still am. That hasn't really changed. She was my first real crush. I had fake memories of crushes before that but I really woke up for the first time at Beacon after I was set loose. And then I met Weiss. Beautiful. Smart. Way out of my league. We're not even playing the same ball game." I ran a hand through my hair and felt the grime there. 
Glynda: "Good for you." 
Jaune: "Why?"
Glynda: "I think that's healthy. I'd be a shade more concerned if you really weren't attracted to anybody and you had nothing to strive for. Not that there's anything wrong with being asexual. But it's important to have personal goals for yourself and not just professional ones."
Jaune: "I'd love to impress her. Still. I'm just not really sure how. You know? In her time as the heiress or whatever she probably had all sorts of guys appeal to her so she's pretty much seen it all. I have no moves to make that she hasn't seen somebody else do better than I can. And I doubt my little collection of mass murderer trophies would make her stop and think in a good way."
Glynda: "Have you tried not appealing to her at all. Maybe you should just be honest with yourself and her and let your personality impress her."
Jaune: "I'm a schizoaffective loser."
Glynda: "You're not a loser just because you're schizoaffective."
Jaune: "I know that. I’m not stupid. I have totally separate reasons for why I'm a loser. I'm not funny and my personality isn't particularly pleasant to be around."
Glynda: "You have charm. You can be funny. Not exactly cracking jokes or something similar but you have a certain dry humor. Use that to impress her. Plus you've become surprisingly competent."
Jaune: "Well, thanks. I'll just use all those assets when I see her again and blow her away. Anyways. I'm safe. I'm back. My mission was a success and I thought you'd like to know that." I pulled my scroll from my side pocket and started tapping away and putting together what information I had on Cerise Genfield for CMAD. "Let's see if we can't wrangle ourselves up a serial killer. Yee-haw. I always did love outlaw justice. It's super fake. And it's basically all the murder with none of the guilt ."
Glynda: "Do you really think that?"
Jaune: "A little."
Glynda: "Go to sleep. Let the police and team CMAD track her down."
Jaune: "I hear you. I'm off to bed." 
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rosies-writealong · 4 months ago
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Link: All Stories from this Challenge
Flashfic Writealong FAQ: Feb 2025 Version
What is this thing?
It’s a writing “challenge” where you write a flash fic, ideally for MacGyver fandom. By “flash fic” I mean something <1000 words, but like most other “rules” of the writealong, it’s not set in stone. Make of it what you will!
Why are we doing this?
Look, back in 2022, I wanted to try my hand at writing some flash-sized fanfics (a big change from my 10k+ normal fic size). So I invited all the MacGyver writers to play along with me. And then we did it again in 2023. It’s like peer pressure, except everybody wins because everybody gets new fics to read. Yay!
How will it work?
There will be 10 prompts over 3 weekends starting February 20, 2025. Most prompts will be posted 2 days before the target posting date. The idea is to write a tiny story quickly, without overcomplicating it. (Overcomplication, my beloved...!)
What if I miss the target date? Can I post it later?
Heck yeah! 
Is this a whump challenge thing?
No, write whatever you want. Variety is the spice of life and one of my favorite things about this fandom. ❤️ I’ll write h/c but everybody is welcome to play along. Ship all your ships. Smut it up if you wanna. Just tag your stuff appropriately. **
** Shippers, please use the longstanding ship tags for your ship so your stories can be found/avoided by the people who want to find/avoid them:
MacRiley
MacDalton
MacDoc
MacDesi
What about AI-generated or assisted fic?
This challenge has ONE hard and fast rule: absolutely NO AI generated or AI assisted fic. Write it yourself or don’t participate.
I wrote a thing! When do I post it?
Any time on or after the day the prompts were for. For example, if you wrote a story using the June 10 prompts, post it on June 10 (your local time) or whenever you have it ready after that.
Where should it be posted? 
Tumblr or AO3 ideally. But do whatever you want with your fic! This is supposed to be fun. And maybe less stressful than other challenges? Or more, you decide. 
Is there an AO3 collection?
The collection will open on Feb 20 and will be titled February 2025 MacGyver Flashfic Writealong. Please add your story! :)
What about Tumblr tags?
Event tag: #MacGyver Flashfic Writealong
Day tag: #june 10  (for the day the prompts were “for”, regardless of when you post ‘em)
What are the prompts?
The prompts will be set to post at 9am PT (UTC-7) 2 days before the day they’re for. For example, the prompts for June 22 will be set to post at 9am PT on June 20. There are also a few alternate prompts in case the day’s prompts aren’t inspiring you.
How do I participate?
Write a thing related to the prompts and post it. :) Tag this blog if you want it reblogged. 
Who’s running this thing?
It’s meeee, @rosieblogstuff. 👋
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Prompt Sets Posted So Far
Set 1 for Saturday, February 22
Set 2 for Sunday, February 23
Set 3 for Monday, February 24
Set 4 for Thursday, February 27
Set 5 for Saturday, March 1
Set 6 for Sunday, March 2
Set 7 for Monday, March 3
Set 8 for Thursday, March 6
Set 9 for Saturday, March 8
Set 10 for Sunday, March 9
Set 11 for Monday, March 10
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eleniyappz · 6 months ago
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Farm house pt 6
Cw: drinking, swearing, implications of sex and ‘repayment’ in sexual acts
“I’ll just have a beer thanks Simon” You hum as Simon collects the drink orders for your group. “I'll have a martini please!” Maybel sings as she shamelessly ogles Simon to which you have to suppress an annoyed groan. Those two have been eye fucking for ages and have never asked eachother out at this point you’ve considered looking into how to make an arranged marriage. “Beer f’ me too Ghost” Johnny nods at Ghost before looking right at you and fuck does it make you weak, you’d give anything right now to climb over the table and kiss him. No. Dammit snap out of it you are here for a fun time not a man… sure the man who you want no need is right across from you but you need to get a grip. “So how long are yer stayin’ down here in Devon, Maybell?” Johnny asks with his usual impish grin. “Umm another three days i think, then i have to get back to work” Maybel smiles her pretty posh london accent almost makes you jealous. “What do yer do f’ work lass?” He asks as he murmurs a small “cheers” to Ghost as he hands him his beer. “I work in a flower shop” Maybell beams, she's always loved flowers even when you two were wee lasses. “She’s very good at makin’ th’ flower bunches n shite” Ghost grumbles as he sits down the chair creaking under his weight, his compliment makes Maybell blush like an in season tomato.
“Meant ta ask ya lass, whats th’ deal bout the sheep back at yer place?” Johnny inquires as he looks straight at you making dead eye contact and it’s nothing short from hot. “I sell em’ that’s what i do for work. I sell th’ sheep n their wool or meat” You clarify before taking a much needed gulp of beer. “Still havin’ trouble with that Steve guy n his dogs?” Simon adds looking at you to most people having two well decorated and honestly intimidating men staring right at you would be unnerving at least but you don’t see them in that light. “Nah, once i shot his dog i think he got th’ message. Keep ya fuckin’ dogs away from my sheep” You chuckle and Simon gives you a proud brotherly look. 
“Work has been quiet lately, Si?” Maybel hums as she again ogles Simon. He gives her a polite nod “Too quiet, knock on wood it ain’t a curse in disguise” He smiles. Both you and Johnny shoot each other looks you both can’t remember the last time Simon smiled like that. Sure the seemingly stone cold Lieutenant smiles and cracks a laugh every now and then but he hasn’t smiled like that at someone in a long time. A genuine, lovestruck smile. “Hey Mabel, wanna come to go see how much the old juke box is to play some music? You hum standing up and grabbing her hand before walking away and flashing her an eager smile. Once you are out of earshot you giggle at her. “Maybel, He is head over heels for you!” you groan with a grin as you look at your best friend. “No way!” she gasps not believing you for a second “He don’t smile like that for anyone” You say pursuing your lips together. 
2:21am 
It’s gotten late in the night, Simon and Maybel have disappeared somewhere definitely shit faced. It’s just you and Johnny left you both are drunk but not as much as your other friends it’s what you like to call ‘thoroughly buzzed’. You sigh pulling out your phone and opening your best friends contact. 
Saturday 8/4/24, 2:22 am 
2:22 am: May didn’t get kidnapped, did you??
2:30am: girl at this point i'm assuming you’re with Simon, text me when you can Xx
“Can Yer get a hold of her?” Johnny asks as he sighs, putting his own phone down on the table. You shake your head with a small drunken chuckle. “Nup, you get ahold of Simon?” You inquire as you nurse the end of a slightly warm martini that is probably not yours. “Nae, what's th’ bet their fuckin’ right now?” Johnny laughs loudly he’s definitely more drunk then you but not off his face. “Honestly they probably are” You huff “should i call dad to give us a ride home or you wanna walk?”. Johnny faines thinking hard about the question. “I think if yer old man saw i was hangin’ around his daughter unsupervised he’d cut me dick off” Johny half winces and half chuckles. “Walk it is then, we need those intact don’t we?” You blurt out accompanied by a wink before you can process what your drunk mind is doing. Johnny’s subtle smirk forms into a full wide grin at your comment. “Is that right lass?” He chuckles, his arm snakes around your waist as you two walk down the quiet street. 
Fuck. you can’t believe you just said that. You are now blushing like a mad woman but thankfully he doesn’t add anything else. His arm stays firmly wrapped around your waist as you two walk down the street. “Meant to clarify before lass… yer just sell sheep?” Johnny slurs drunkenly as he looks down at you with a goofy smile. “ya just sheep i ain’t got anything else for work… I mean I chose to sell sheep” You nod with a smile that you can’t help but crack. “I mean i could be a teacher i’ve got a degree in Agriculture and biology” You ramble on leaning into Johnny’s side as you near closer to your house. “Oh so yer a smart girl?” Johnny beams with an impish grin. “I’ve always liked smart girls” he teases as you make the kilometre walk up your ridiculously long driveway. You blush more if it’s even possible at this point at his stupid but somehow charming comment. 
“Shhhh if ya wake up dad i’ll let him cut your dick off” You hiss at Johnny as he steps on a creaky floor board. You are both heading not so quietly upstairs to your room. Is Johnny supposed to be sleeping down stairs on the couch? Yes but you feel bad for the poor man after all he's been so polite to you all night may as well repay him right? Of course without your father, his Captain finds out otherwise he’ll be lacking the assets for you to repay him with. “Watch the left side… the boards are creaky there” you shoosh as you pull Johnny next to you stupid fuck almost stepped on the part you said not to which causes you to roll your eyes. After what feels like hours but in a non-drunken reality was only a few moments you both successfully make it into your bedroom. You quickly strip down to your bra and underwear and Johnny follows suit before you both slip into your double bed that Johnny is taking up the majority of. That just gives you an excuse to cuddle up to him, you press your ass into his upper crotch area and he envelops you in a cuddle. Very quickly you both fall asleep due to your drunken states. 
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cosmosis-mitosis · 21 days ago
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More. I wish for every Habit HC you have.
This is your payment for dragging me into whatever Hell this is.
Oh you have unleashed a BEAST my friend … a terrible beast …
COSMIC’S HABIT HEADCANON MASTERLIST
Including some special editions ones that stay in my head … forever … expect it to be long under the cut
who knows btw maybe I’ll add more
He has no real preferred methods of killing or torturing or anything. He has a list, a collection, of the methods that are the “most fun” to him.
He finds torture the most entertaining. Simple kills aren’t fun. He enjoys dragging it out, playing with his food as you will!
Don’t trust him with money. He will buy nothing useful.
Chocolate/Sweets are some of his favorite things due to it producing happy chemicals for his feral brain. Plus it tastes good.
He has a collection of knives and other sharp objects that he dislikes other people touching.
Kinda muscular! Evan’s body is in great shape! You just don’t really see it since he’s often wearing layered clothing.
Always cold to the touch.
Terrible fashion sense half the time. The other half, it’s decent.
If Evan ever pisses him off, in ANY way shape or form, he will put Evan in danger until he’s within an inch of his life. Withholding the healing until Evan relents and apologizes.
Soft spot for children, likely due to how easy they are to manipulate and easy to use as blackmail.
Like I said in an earlier post, super touchy both as a way to intimidate and just how he naturally behaves.
Will only accept touch from specific people at specific times. Sure, he’s touchy, but that doesn’t mean you can touch him.
Animalistic at times. Like a feral dog. Growls and snarls and hisses. And purrs.
Hates being around children for long despite the weird soft spot. They get on his nerves after too long.
Gets very easily bored and frustrated, needs constant enrichment.
Can never stay still for too long, always has to be doing something or some kind.
Never played well with others, and usually never will. The proxies get a pass because he HAS to work with them.
Very attached to his Deathproof hat and shirt.
Similarly, very attached to Evan. Treats him like an American girl doll.
Something something does things for shock value.
Either extensively plans out things or just bullshits em and goes with the flow.
Really only fully respects Evan and the EMH crew (despite them probably being dead during the events of the story) due to the fact that they’re very clever and determined to try and save themselves.
More I can’t remember 💔
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babytarttdoodoo · 2 years ago
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kind of a rouge prompt idea but “i just told a story at work about my childhood that i thought was really funny but now everyone is super quiet and someone said i’m so sorry” but it’s jamie + the team edition. like he talks about a traumatising James Thing and has no idea how horrifying it is until they’re all like …… wtf
love your writing! <3
Thanks for the prompt (and the lovely compliment)!
I’ll preface this by saying I have next to no knowledge of dentistry and you should not assume any medical assertions made here are correct.
((I also feel like I should add that I finished this one off while more than a little tipsy.))
Enjoy the himbo chaos.
(Prompt Fill Masterpost)
“Ay, dios mio, it was terrifying.” Dani put an emphatic hand to his chest. “Earl. He still haunts me.”
“Thought you were over that, bruv.” Isaac frowned up at him from his usual spot on the locker bench.
“On the pitch, yes. But at night…” Dani shook his head mournfully. “I have dreams of being chased in the dark. I know it is him.”
“I used to have dreams like that.” Colin piped up, pausing in tying his laces and looking haunted. “‘Cept it was my nana chasing me, on her mobility scooter.”
A few people sniggered and Isaac clapped Colin’s shoulder. “That’s fucked up.”
“I never remember my dreams,” Sam mused. “But I have always been a very deep sleeper. My father says I was the envy of all other parents when I was a baby.”
“I have only ever had one nightmare.” Richard declared. “All of my beautiful little teeth fell out of my mouth and I was ugly. Who will kiss me if I have no teeth?”
“Who’s losing teeth?” Jamie asked, joining the conversation from the doorway with a furrowed brow.
“We are discussing nightmares,” Jan explained matter-of-factly, then turned back to Richard. “Dreams about losing teeth are commonly attributed to stress.”
Jamie shook his head, still looking confused.
“Nah, don’t get that one, mate. Your dentist can just stick ‘em right back in, can’t they?”
That sparked a round of horrified protests and Jamie flapped his hands like a conductor to quiet the rabble.
“Eh, eh, I’m right!”
“Actually…” Sam held up his phone, open on an NHS webpage. “Jamie is correct.”
The locker room erupted into disgust and outrage while Jamie grinned smugly and tipped his I,COG cap to Sam for the assist.
“Hold on, how did you know that?” Isaac demanded, staring at Jamie like he had two heads. That quietened the team a little as heads swivelled in Jamie’s direction.
“Knocked two of ‘em out when I were, like, 10.” He shrugged and tapped a fingernail against one of his front teeth in demonstration. “Mum’s friend were a dental nurse. Told her to put them in some milk and take me to hospital.”
“You were very lucky.” Sam commented, still scrolling through the information he had found. “A significant gap in your teeth can lead to premature ageing.”
“And what a tragedy that would have been, eh?” Jamie beamed, gesturing to his face. “To think I might have deprived the world of this top tier mug.”
Other players groaned and laughed, a few tossing socks or discarded shirts in Jamie’s direction while he ducked, sniggering.
“How do you know they gave you your real teeth back?” Bumbercatch questioned, with an air that suggested great suspicion of the dentistry profession as a whole.
Jamie considered that. “Fair point,” he conceded. “They feel like mine, though.”
“Wait, how do you even manage to lose two teeth at once?” Colin interjected, muffled by his fingers as he prodded his own mouth in confusion. “I’ve never lost any after my baby teeth.”
“Took a snooker cue to the face.” The team winced as a collective and Jamie nodded sagely. “Were pretty grim. Blood all over the pub floor and everything.”
“You were 10?” Thierry clarified, face scrunched up. “Do kids normally get into bar fights here?”
“Well, yeah, s’pose not.” Jamie shuffled in place, suddenly looking a bit uncomfortable. “Weren’t a fight so much. Dad took me in to watch a match and it all kicked off a bit.”
An uneasy quiet overtook the general hubbub and more than one face went stony at that revelation.
“Mate.” Jeff looked like he’d rather not be the one probing further, but had bitten the bullet anyway. “Your, uh, your dad wasn’t the one with the pool cue, was he?”
“Eh…” Jamie glanced around the room before answering. “Well, yeah. He was. But I’m, like, 90% sure it were an accident.”
Chaos detonated like a bomb.
Isaac and Richard jumped to their feet, one cursing in French, the other demanding to know how long it would take to get to Manchester. Colin seemed to be googling train times.
Dani had taken to rifling through his bag, looking for god knows what, and Thierry was strapping on his mask like it was war paint (he didn’t even need it anymore, he just liked looking scary).
Jan was a terrifyingly silent pillar in the middle of the storm and Sam… Well, Sam looked like he had been gutted.
“OI!” Roy’s bellow commanded immediate silence, players freezing mid-shout. He was framed by the door to the coaches’ office, arms crossed and typical glare set in place. “What the fuck is going on out here?”
“Close ranks!” Jamie all but squeaked, invoking a hallowed, sacred vow from the team to collectively shut the fuck up.
All eyes turned to Issac who, as captain, had the final say.
On balance, he decided it was probably best that their new manager didn’t get arrested for murder before the season even got underway.
“Agreed.” he finally acquiesced and the whole room affirmed their compliance sullenly. It just wasn’t worth the forfeit to cave in under Roy’s (very effective) glare.
“... right then.” Roy finally allowed, still looking at them all suspiciously. “Then get out on the pitch and stop wasting our time.”
Everyone clamoured towards the tunnel, eager to escape the intense atmosphere. All except Jamie, who was still hurriedly pulling on his kit.
He tried not to seize up when Roy sidled over.
“You’ll tell me later.”
It wasn’t phrased as a question and Jamie knew better than to take it as one. He slumped in defeat.
“Yeah. Probably.”
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cowboydisaster · 1 year ago
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Godfather
the Blossom series; Dutch x pregnant wife reader
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Dutch passes a cigar to Arthur’s outstretched hand, pulling a matchbox from his pocket. God– How many smokes have they had together? How many times have they sat and talked like they are now? Countless, Dutch is sure. 
There’s no one on God’s green earth that Dutch trusts more than the boy. The man. 
Arthur is no boy now. Dutch raised him as properly as he could, taught him how to read and write, how to love and show compassion– among other things. 
Arthur has been there when others weren’t. He’s shown up time and again, put his life on the line for his family, foolishly, Dutch thinks. But if there’s one thing about Arthur, it’s that his heart wholly encompasses his family. Protects them.
Dutch strikes the match off the bottom of his boot, watching the little kinder flare up into a bright flame. With one hand shielding his cigar from the wind, he lights the tip before holding the flame to Arthur’s cigar. Words don’t pass for a few moments. Dutch is collecting his thoughts, forming the dialogue he wants to present. Arthur is waiting. Thinking. 
Both men’s eyes are trained on the swamp past the balcony. Everyone has gone to sleep, leaving it quiet– save for cicadas. It’s a beautiful night, warm and clear. The stars shine down brightly, coating the two in a pale, white light. 
“What’d ya bring me out here for, Dutch?” Arthur breaks the silence. His tone isn’t annoyed, but rather confused. Curious as always. Dutch chuckles deep in his chest. 
“What? Am I not allowed to enjoy the beautiful night’s breeze in the company of my son? To enjoy a fine cigar with my best friend?” Dutch asks, raising his eyebrow towards the younger outlaw. Arthur takes a drag from his cigar, releasing the smoke into the night air before shaking his head. 
“Well, sure. But usually, you bring me out here it’s cause you got somethin’ to say.”
“Always observant.” Dutch hums. 
The older man tsks, thinking over his life. What a good, long run they’ve had. 
“She’s pregnant.” Dutch blurts, finally managing to get those words out. Arthur’s head snaps towards Dutch to make sure he’s correctly heard him. 
“She–?” Arthur’s words die in his throat as he glances through the open french doors, seeing how your body is curled up comfortably under the blankets, “She’s pregnant? How long?” Arthur asks, eyes wide with shock. 
A warm smile is plastered on Dutch’s face as he answers, “Few months, give or take.”
“Well, I’ll be damned… Congratulations.” Arthur smiles, tipping his head, “You nervous? Havin’ your lady with child durin’ all this?” Arthur asks quietly, gesturing towards the gang with his cigar before bringing it to his lips. 
“Nervous, yes. But I have hope. There’s a future out there for all of us, we just have to find it.” Dutch curls his hand into a tight fist before taking a drag from his cigar and relaxing, “With you at my side, I know we can get them all out of here.”
Arthur nods. 
“It’s a dangerous life we live. I’d–” Dutch hesitates, “I’d feel better if I knew my child had someone looking out for them. My wife too.” 
Dutch realizes how much he’s asking. The weight that this ask puts on Arthur’s shoulders, but there’s no one else that Dutch trusts more with his family. 
“What are you askin’, Dutch…?” 
“My child- Would you be their godfather?” Dutch places his cigar in between his teeth, inhaling the smoke, eyes never leaving Arthur.  Arthur pauses, thinking over the ask. He immediately knows his answer. He's honored. Would do anything to protect you and your child. Dutch saved Arthur's life and he reckons he'll owe him until the end of time for it.
“Of course. Hell, of course, Dutch. I’ll always watch out for ‘em. Your wife is family. This kid will be too.” Arthur explains. 
Dutch stands from his seat, slapping Arthur on the shoulder with a smile. 
“Good man. Thank you, son. I hope to return the favor for you one day..." Dutch adds, and Arthur's smile fades for a second, "Now get some sleep. The missus is waiting for me.”
Your eyes slip open foggily when the bed dips behind you. 
“Dutch?” You whisper, a sleepy, groggy noise. 
“Only me, my dear.” His familiar, deep voice reaches your ears and you smile, turning to pull him closer to you under the warm blankets. 
“How’s the peanut doing?” He asks, pulling your body against his, placing a large palm on your abdomen. You chuckle. 
“Still good, Dutch. Nothing’s changed in the past few hours.” 
“Mmm, I like to check. And how’s my girl?” He asks, pressing light kisses to your forehead… traveling down your cheek, your neck.
“Tired.” You yawn. Dutch chuckles deeply, pressing one last kiss to your pulsepoint before settling against the pillows. He holds you tightly, a cocoon of warmth encompassing you. 
“Get some rest, my love. I’ve got you.” He coos into your ear as you fall asleep against his chest.
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teenwolfrarepairevents · 5 months ago
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July Round Up: Kira Yukimura
Here are the stats for our July Character of the Month! We created 48 new works for Kira! Specifically, those break down into 25 written works and 23 moodboards across 26 ships! Now you see why this post spent four months in my drafts…
Links to them all below. Remember, if you post on Ao3, please add your work to the collection!
Collected Works on Ao3:
a thing for new girls by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Lydia/Kira: Kira had heard she has a thing for new girls. She didn't want to be her new prey. Tumblr Post all because of the color red by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Lydia/Kira: Her life is finally changing. All because of the color red. Tumblr Post anything and everything by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Stiles/Kira: Kira didn't know until now how much she missed this. Tumblr Post All I Know, It’s 10:34 and I Can Feel Your Arms Around Me (Let ‘ Em Drown Me) by daxamsquarry Braeden/Kira: She was trying so hard to be supportive of her girlfriend and her pack’s little rituals, but it was hard feeling like an outsider. And that was a new feeling for someone who preferred to be an outsider. Tumblr Post I bite my tongue, it’s a bad habit by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Stiles/Kira + Lydia/Stiles: Kira tries so hard not to get heartbroken when her best friend, who she's been in love with for years, talks about how he finally got the most popular girl in school to go on a date with him. Tumblr Post babe, you’re like lightning in a bottle by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Lydia/Kira: Kira kisses Lydia to get back on Stiles, but now she knows why he spent years being obsessed about her. Tumblr Post beautiful girls all over the world got nothing on you by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Cora/Kira: "I think you'll be the prettiest girl in the party."  "Prettier than Lydia?" "Babe, to me there's no one more beautiful than you." Tumblr Post Shoot Another Shot (Try To Stop The Feeling) by daxamsquarry (scereksdraeden on tumblr) Derek/Kira + Background/Past Relationships: Her hand rested on the pistol at her side before she sighed and grabbed it, pointing it straight at Derek’s chest. All On Her Own, No One Will Come (She’s Got To Save Him) by daxamsquarry (scereksdraeden on tumblr) Kira/Scott/Derek: He was raised as a Shadowhunter, he wanted to stay that way. But this was her only option. Tumblr Post Oh, I’m Home At Last by daxamsquarry (scereksdraeden on tumblr) Derek/Scott/Kira: He was in love with Scott. He was in love with Kira. He was in love with both of them, but they were in love with each other. Tumblr Post + Moodboard I need you like electricity by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Erica/Kira: Kira has certainly thought about kissing a girl before... just not THIS girl. Not THE Erica Reyes. Tumblr Post Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas (But I Think I’ll Miss This One This Year) by daxamsquarry (scereksdraeden on tumblr) Derek/Kira + Kira & Lydia: This isn’t how it goes in the movies. She should know, she’s seen just about every Hallmark Christmas movie there is. There’s a formula. Tumblr Post + Moodboard if you need me, i’ll be here; right here by pansexual-puppy-pack (cdo499 on tumblr) Josh & Kira + Noshiko, Ken: Funnily enough, it’s Kira who ends up saving Josh. Tumblr Post fuck it, I love you by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Cora/Kira: There's blood on her hands, but Kira doesn't mind because there's a smile on her girlfriend's face. I let you in, I let you win by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Allison & Kira: A ghost possesses Kira’s body and she lets it. She lets because that’s the ghost of a girl she used to know and now feels responsible for her death. Warnings: Implied/Reference Rape/Non-Con, Rated M. Tumblr Post Erica’s Girl by torturedpoetskywalker (same on tumblr) Erica/Kira: Kira has heard rumors... That she's just a girl Erica bangs. But she can't help it. She falls every single time. Maybe Kira does like to be Erica's girl. Tumblr Post
Other Written Work:
Kira/Theo ficlet by scribeoffate Lydia/Kira ficlet by scribeoffate Lydia/Kira ficlet #2 by scribeoffate Allison/Kira ficlet by scribeoffate Stiles/Kira ficlet by scribeoffate Derek/Kira ficlet by scribeoffate Isaac/Kira ficlet by scribeoffate Nogitsune/Kira ficlet by scribeoffate
Moodboards:
Kira & Lydia by torturedpoetskywalker Stiles/Kira by torturedpoetskywalker Scott/Kira/Theo by scribeoffate Allison/Kira by wolfboy88 Peter/Kira by scereksdraeden Derek/Kira by scereksdraeden Lydia/Kira by wolfboy88 Derek/Kira by lemonhoarddragoness Allison & Kira & Stiles by thiamsxbitch Kira/Malia/Tracy by thiamsxbitch Isaac/Kira by thiamsxbitch Liam/Kira by thiamsxbitch Kira/Parrish by allhalesterekstilinski Stiles & Kira by scereksdraeden Kira/Parrish/Halwyn by scereksdraeden Josh/Kira by wolfboy88 Boyd/Kira by wolfboy88 Cora/Kira by torturedpoetskywalker Kira/Stiles/Lydia by thiamsxbitch Kira & Scott & Malia by thiamsxbitch Kira/Theo by thiamsxbitch
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