#I’d rather die

[mini-chimney]

No cause I’m about to follow in his damn footsteps

[mebiselfandi]

Silently judges you

[jamie-rosemary69]

The homework can’t hurt me if I just don’t do it.

(This will have irreparable consequences on my academic record)

[canadian-pug-cartel]

I was playing with a quotes generator thought I’d share a few gems

Rani : I’m telling you, my team is competent. Adi, rushing in: Rani ! Johnny tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Gus: Can we go out to get icecream? Bear : Did you ask Jepp ? Gus: They said no. Bear : Then why did you ask me? Gus: They're not the boss of you. Bear , internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

bear: Watcha got there..? Tiger : *petting daisy* A smoothie.

Abbat: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? Johnny : Um, make lemonade? Abbat: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

Tiger: I have a new hoodie. Bear: Wrong. Bear: We have a new hoodie.

[fcommandersam]

I might be going swimming soon…. I hate swimming! Ugh… but I’m being a good older sister… and taking my little siblings…. •~•

[mischiefisme-amess]

What’s that? We have Baldurs Gate on ps5? Psh-well..!-uh… yes!-but… I- uhhhhh? Need to have it on PC as well because…. Ummm…. ReAsonS? Good ones, yea! Mhmm! :D

(My dad has full view of the ps5 and I can not have the characters be nude in front of him. I can’t even romance anyone without him going 🤨. So yeah that’s me using 59.99 in order to not be judged by a middle aged man. Whoops.)

-Mischief out

[theprestigegirly]

no matter how much i love someone the idea of a sleepover is nauseating and i hope to never go on another ever again

[lunerabo]

Alr. So I have a decision to make and I need yalls help.

We’ve all heard the news, tumblr is going to fizzle out at some point. Unfortunate news, seeing as how I specifically chose to put my stuff on tumblr because it doesn’t rely on algorithms and is a less invasive social media platform with people who aren’t nearly as likely to tear you limb from limb at the drop of a hat.

Now, I have an instagram, and a patreon, but nobody follows me there. I haven’t really established myself on the internet, so once tumblr is gone, that’s just kind of it for me. So what I want to know is this:

[eclipsehos]

If Vita becomes playable and she’s a SD and not a PSY I will scream so loud

[sugaggukkie]

my favorite crazy girl mantra that armys love to live by is “trust bts’s words” like that’s so wrong on so many levels you will never ever catch me trusting 1. men 2. celebrities or 3. rich people AND GUESS WHO HITS THE UNTRUSTWORTHY TRIFECTA⁉️⁉️⁉️

[claudiaeparvier]

The way I’m all over imdb trying to find each individual episode of GOT that Jacob appears in so I can watch him be a fierce lil warrior

[babythegod]

[abbyslev]

HEY GUYS my apologies i got surgery and oh my god i think i’m actually going to pass away?? it hurts so bad. i’ll be back in a week and a half! i can barely stay awake but it hurts so bad i can’t sleep. if they ever tell y’all to get a tonsillectomy, just say no😭😭 I LOVE YOU ALL AND ILL BE BACK SOON RAHHHH

[cyber-anomolies-anonymous]

RUN FUCKING RUN

I’ve been running! Don’t you people get it? I’m tired of fucking running day in and day out!

[pastelanasblog]

growing up with no taking care of you when you’re sick so now the thought of someone doing it make you wanna scratch your eyes out

[werewolvesofseoul]

”i sentence you to a life time of straight cis men who make you being trans and gay the bud of every joke” NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭