#I’d like to think that all the dirty work is done by ortho ^^

[mellowwillowy]

I love Jade, but if suddenly in that self aware AU i got into the actual TWST i would be terrified not only because of him being...well, scary ass hell, but because he's 190 cm tall, and i'm 147 cm, tall people are scary 💀 and although Idia is tall i would try to go with him because at least he'd understand my humor, if i'd befriend'd him i could stay all day inside his room and not face the other scary ass tall or plainly scarily demanding students, i wouldn't even mind doing anything for Idia as long as it's not going outside XD (i also want to adopt Ortho)

Jade is all legs instead of torso lol

Idia my beloved, he may be tall but I feel like he’ll be slouching around you instead of bending properly to your height out of habits.

Idia is a great option, he’s not some school thug (and Mafia), he's just a couch potato (with a bit of extra flavor which is his family background). Idia can't do anything much but Ortho can.

[twistedwonderlandconfessions]

So we got tagged in the Twisted Tag game-

Note: This is Mod Tess’ answers. Mod Marzi has already been tagged on her main c:

Thank you @whateverfloatsinmybrain for the tag!

Rules: Answer the following questions to the best of your ability, then tag at least 3 other blogs you think would enjoy playing this game.

~Dire Crowley appears before you~

1. Welcome to Night Raven College! Did you enjoy the trip here?

I mean...I guess?? Pretty neat honestly!

2. Wonderful! All students here must choose one of the seven dormitories to reside in during the school year. Which one do you choose? Why?

I would’ve chosen Diasomnia but honestly, that dorm is like...for the “honor students” and that ain’t me. So, Heartslabyul it is! 

3. Now that you’re officially a student, what would you like to learn first?

Learning how to fly a broom would be hella cool. Then after that- potions.

4. I’ll leave you to settle in now. Before I go, do you have any questions about the college?

So how the heck do students earn money around here (other than working for the cafe- if Azul would even give you a paycheck, that is)?

~Crowley out~

5. Which dormitory leader are you excited to meet? Why?

Let me meet Idia first because this boy is in need of love and support goddamn it-

6. Azul offers you the chance to fulfill your heart’s desire. What is it, and do you accept?

….Uhhhhh….. Nope. Not worth making a deal.

7. Which of the boys are you friends with? Why?

Maybe Floyd since he gives out a fun vibe. Ortho is a baby and I would be such a mom towards him. Jack, cause I honestly like to fight for fun (even if I do get actually hurt. I do not fear death-)

8. C’mon, we all know everyone at the school is attractive. Is there someone (or more) you’re crushing on?

Am-... Am I allowed to say Divus?? Am I allowed to crush on the teacher??? Cuz I am- If not then I’ll just say Ace cuz not gonna lie he hella cute.

9. The hallways are a terrifying place to be after hours. Who’s the last person you wanna be out there with?

Mozus. Or Ashton. Maybe Riddle?? /shrugs

10. Would you rather listen to Jamil’s puns, work at the Mostro Cafe with Jade and Floyd, or clean the dungeons with Lilia?

Listen to Jamil’s puns cuz I actually love puns :v But I wouldn’t mind working at the cafe!

11. Everyone loves karaoke night at the Cafe! Do you sing? If so, which song would be your go-to?

I would sing and my go-to song is… maybe Closer by The Chainsmokers?? I don’t know :/

12. Riddle invites you to a tea party with the rest of Heartslabyul. Do you attend?

I’m in the Heartslabyul dorm- you think I have a choice to not attend?? 

13. Choose a champion!

Wait what?

14. Favorite headcanon(s)?

Touch-starved Malleus is so cute. A headcanon of mine is that Floyd is a chef in the cafe and his food is actually pretty frickin’ good. Another one would be Jack and Idia becoming flustered idiots after being complimented.

15. Unpopular opinion?

/shrugs

16. You forgot to send Malleus an invitation. Your survival plan?

I accept death because how dare I forget to send an invitation to Malleus?? If that happens, I’m practically asking to be killed.

17. Be honest, would you trust Rook to shoot an apple off your head?

Hell yeah, why not?

18. Lilia, Ace, and Kalim invite you to hang out with them. Do you go?

Yep! Stickin’ close to Ace though 

19. Where is your favorite place to chill on campus?

Under the shade of a large tree. A comfy place to take a nap.

20. Ortho asks if you’ll help him drag Idia out of his room so he won’t skip class. How does that work out?

You expect an introvert to drag out another introvert? Listen, I’d be willing to help cuz I’d go into Mom Friend Mode but like- /shrugs

21. Who would you rather train with, Jack, Sebek, or Ashton?

Jack honestly cuz I like fighting dirty. Sebek lowkey gives me dumbass energy and Ashton...Not into that. 😔

22. You’re locked up in Mr. S’s shoppe after-hours, who’s with you?

“Goddamn it, Ace.”

23. Leona fell asleep…again. This time on top of you. You have potions in 15 minutes; what do you do?

Hell nah am I missing Divus’ class- Sorry, Leona-

24. Would you rather go on a magic carpet ride with Kalim, let Vil give you the Pomefiore spa treatment, or play on Azul’s grand piano (with his supervision)?

Spa treatment with Vil because I desperately need the self-care. I’m afraid of heights and I can’t play the piano-

25. Grimm feels a little left out. Comfort him?

/petpat Would give a snack too

Tag: whoever hasn’t done it yet 😔

[kimtaehyungrykim]

Doctor I Need You: Chapter 2

Prologue / Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / to be determined

*I am not a doctor of any kind*

Warnings: Surgery in this chapter

Rating: M

Genre: fluff, angst, smut, romance

Characters and their roles:

Attendings:

You (Head of Cardiothoracic Surgery)

Dr. Kim Jisoo (Head of General Surgery)

Dr. Kim Seokjin (Jin) (Attending Anesthesiologist)

Dr. Lee Taeyong (Head of Trauma Surgery)

Dr. Kim Taeyeon (Head of Neurosurgery)

Dr. Kim Xiumin (Head of Pediatric surgery)

Dr. Park Leeteuk (Chief of Surgery)

Residents:

Dr. Jeon Wonwoo (5th year Surgical Resident)

Dr. Nakamoto Yuta (5th year Surgical Resident)

*NEW* Dr. Park Rosé (5th year Surgical Resident)

*NEW* Dr. Park Joy (5th year Surgical Resident)

*NEW* Dr. Kim Mingyu (5th year Surgical Resident)

Songs to play while reading: I’ll point out where

Virgin - After School

Error - VIXX

Beautiful Liar - VIXX LR

“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good character, and my enemies for their good characters.” - Oscar Wilde

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(Play Virgin)

It’s been 14 days since the merger happened, even after 2 weeks of being around each other. The Heartstone doctors and Serenity doctors still sit on opposite sides of the room. The Chief called all the doctors to the Hospital auditorium.

“Good morning doctors. As you know, ever since the merger we’ve lost a lot of doctors on both sides. So recently the hospital board came to the decision to hire more residents,” The Chief announced.

“Dammit!” You hear Wonwoo yell, everyone turned their heads towards him, “Sorry sir.”

“Our new 5th year residents are Dr. Park Joy, Dr. Kim Mingyu, and Dr. Park Rosé.” He pointed out, “5th year residents, get as many good surgery outcomes as you can. It’ll look good for your board exams.”

The Chief continued, “We’re busy people so I’ll be brief. Attendings, you will spread your wealth of knowledge equally among all residents. Your residents reflect on you, they fail you fail. We are surgeons, we are a team. Next week the hospital will be having a party, located on the 5th floor’s lobby. Come and relax from surgery for a night. Now, get to work.”

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You were signing discharge papers in the ER. Taeyong came and gave Jinyoung his discharge papers.

“This is the third patient I’ve discharged doctor, what about you?” Taeyong asked.

You scoffed, “Taeyong I am not your friend.”

“Doctor I don’t give a rat’s ass if you’re my friend or not, what can’t loosen up and have a little competition fun?”

You scoffed again, “First to discharge 10 patients wins.” You ran off first him following behind.

He was ahead by 2 patients already, you scanned the room for the easiest treatment. Yuta was stitching up a patient, you ran towards him.  You pushed him away from her. Yuta looked at you in confusement before walking off.

Taeyong saw Wonwoo drawing blood from one patient. He took the needle out of his hand and shooed him away. Wonwoo shot him a dirty look and left.

You finished writing your tenth discharge papers, at the same time Taeyong did too. You made a run towards Jinyoung, he did too. You got there first and handed the papers to Jinyoung.

“I WIN!” You gloated and laughed at Taeyong, “You wanna be me but you caaaaan’t! You wanna be me but you caaaaan’t!”

Taeyong smiled at you in defeat, “Okay doctor you did good.”

You smiled back at him, “Thank you.”

Jisoo walked past the both of you, “Okay doctors stop flirting with each other.”

You laughed, “We weren’t flirt-”

Ambulance sirens cut you off, the attendings and residents rush to the ER entrance, the ER doors open.

“We found her in an alley, presumed overdose. Tried narcan. No response. Shocked her in the field once at 300. BP is 80 over 60, SATs 96 on 100%” The paramedic informed you.

“I got this one, take her to bed 1” Taeyong said, “I need a resident!”

Joy volunteered, “I’ll come with you!”

Another ambulance pulled up.

“Car crash victim, 13 year old female abdominal pain. Last vitals show a B.P of 100 over 80. Pulse of 120.”

“I got this patient! Take her to trauma 1,” Jisoo grabbed onto the bed, “Any of you will do, uh...you let’s go scrub in.” Jisoo pointed at Rosé.

You, Yuta, Taeyeon, Xiumin, Wonwoo, and Mingyu stood there in silent. You spoke first.

“I have an aortic aneurysm today, which one of you is interested in Cardio?”

Yuta raised his hand.

“Great, you can scrub in later Heartstone.”

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(Play Error)

Taeyong and Joy wheeled their patient into the ER to bed 1.

They stopped next to bed 1, “On my count we’re gonna lift her and put her in the bed. 1. 2-”

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*

Taeyong looked at the monitor, “STOP. V-FIB! Charge paddles to 300. Clear!”

*PA-THUNK*

Her heart returned to normal.

“Ok on my count, 1. 2. 3!”

Taeyong and Joy lifted her up and laid her down in bed 1.

“Let’s get a tox screen, e.k.g, c.b.c, a c.m.p and an x-ray now!” Taeyong ordered.

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Jisoo and Rosé were in surgery already. Jin put the patient to sleep and sat at the head of the table watching Jisoo’s quick hands.

“It looks like a grade 4 liver lac. Rosé do an omental pedicle repair.”

“Did you really catch Y/n and that Heartstone hotshot doctor flirting with each other?” Jin laughed.

“I swear if I didn’t stop them, give it 5 minutes they’d be in the on call room all over each other by now,” Jisoo joked.

*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*

“What did you do?” Jisoo snapped at Rosé

“Nothing, I’m just irrigating,” Rosé panicked.

Jin looked at the monitor, “Her temp spiked. C-O-2 levels are through the roof,”

Jisoo looked at the monitor, “She’s tachycardic,”

“Increased heart rate, patient’s burning up. I didn’t use SUX but i did use sevoflurane...ICE! WE NEED ICE!” Jin ordered one of the scrub nurses, “The kid’s about to go into organ failure. Pushing dantrolene. Get cooling blankets and turn the thermostat down in here as low as possible.”

Jisoo came to the realization too, “Holy shit, malignant hyperthermia.”

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Taeyong’s patient woke up.

“Hey there.” Taeyong greeted her.

“Aw man what happened now?” She rolled her eyes.

“You OD'd, heart stopped, but now you’re stable. What’s your name?”

“Haru.”

“Surname?”

“Choi.”

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“Get another cooling blanket in here!” Jisoo told the scrub nurses, “Rosé let’s repack the liver. Gelfoam, what else?”

“Give her dantrolene to relax the muscles, the lidocaine for the heart.” Jin informed her, “Then we just wait. Looks like the heart rate’s coming down. Temperature’s starting to stabilize.”

Jisoo looked at Jin, “Usually when you realize it’s malignant hyperthermia it’s too late. Nice catch Dr. Seokjin.”

“Well it’s your first surgery in a while, I didn’t think you’d need a bad outcome.”

“So what you did this for me?” Jisoo cocked her eyebrow.

“Yeah because if it were any other doctor, I would’ve kept quiet,” Jin sarcastically said.

Jisoo started shivering, “Damn it’s cold in here.”

“Jump up and down, maybe that’ll warm you up.”

“I’ll repair the liver, maybe that’ll warm me up. Suction.”

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You got a page from Taeyong, Choi Haru heart stopped again. You ran there with, Jinyoung handed you the paddles.

“Charge 300. Clear!”

*PA-THUNK*

Her heartbeat went back to normal. You checked her pupil response.

“What happened?” She said groggily.

“Your heart stopped again because of the cocaine you’ve enjoyed. You’ll need a surgical implant. An A.I.C.D pacemaker. Now stop dying and let me work on my patient.” You walked out the room.

“Well isn’t she just a ray of sunshine?” Haru scoffed.

Taeyong laughed, “She is.”

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You and Yuta began your aortic aneurysm surgery.

“Alright Heartstone, we’ll be doing a direct approach-”

“Wait wait, why aren’t we doing a TEVAR?.” Yuta cut you off.

“Because this way is more fun.”

“But TEVAR is safer and far less invasive. You don’t have to crack the chest.”

“Are you questioning my method of surgery Dr. Yuta?” You made eye contact, “I already ordered the graft so shut up and work. 10-blade.”

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Xiumin and Taeyeon went to the Attendings lounge to trash talk about doctors.

“Did you hear Taeyong and that Cardio chick were flirting with each other today?”

Taeyeon gasped, “What? That traitor, I never really liked him anyway. And Cardio? That’s what sissies do. Go into Neuro or something it’s badass.”

“Yeah but with Peds you get everything, nuero, cardio, ortho, and on a smaller canvas. Way more badass.”

“I don’t think so.”

“Ugh my head hurts.” Xiumin moaned.

“Is it a tumor?”

“You wish it’s a tumor. Maybe then you’d get to be in an OR.”

“I’d rip your face off if it means I get to be in an OR.”

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(Play Beautiful Liar)

Yuta looked at the clock, “Less than 7 minutes of circulatory arrest left, if we go over that the organs start dying.”

“Done.” You cut the thread, “go back on bypass.”

“Wait, I see a leak!” Yuta called out.

“Ok, I’ll find it and throw a stitch.”

“No, it’s too risky. The leak’s behind the heart, you need to do an internal graft,” Yuta stopped you.

“Heartstone will you shut up I will find it!” You snapped at him.

Yuta stepped out the OR. He went to the ER looking for Taeyong.

“Aren’t you supposed to be in surgery with that Cardio doctor?” Taeyong asked him.

“She’s killing her patient!” Yuta said in frustration, “You need to stop her, she’s killing the patient.”

Taeyong and Yuta ran to OR 4. Taeyong grabbed a mask. You heard them but you didn’t look back.

“Doctor, take your hand out the patient now!” Tayong yelled at you. You didn’t, you kept looking for the leak. “Doctor! Remove your hand-”

“Dr. Yuta called you in to stop me because he doesn’t want a bad outcome on his record right? Now with all due respect Dr. Taeyong we both don’t know each other very well but I’m beyond extraordinary at what I do. I will find that leak and stitch it up. If I can’t, then I’ll do an internal graft. If I do, then Yuta here may hold the clamp. Now Dr. Yuta, scrub in or get out of my OR.” You kept looking for the leak, “I got it! Give me a clamp, 2-0 prolene. See? I got it.”

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Mingyu and Wonwoo were in the Resident’s lounge, both sitting at different tables, every once in a while glancing over to the other person. Mingyu got up and walked to the coffee machine. He took 2 cups and filled them. Then he went to Wonwoo and passed him a cup.

“Thank you,” Wonwoo said.

“You’re welcome,” Mingyu then went back to his table and the 2 sat and drank their coffee in silent.

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You finished your surgery successfully. You stepped out the OR and spotted Yuta, you walked up to him.

“Dr. Yuta, what you did in my OR today is unacceptable. You are a resident, in a couple of months you will be an attending. I saw you in that OR today, you are good at what you do. But right now, you are just flirting with Cardio. I am married to the freaking thing. I’ll be waiting for your apology any day now.”

It was nighttime by now, you were finished with your shift and got ready to go home until you got a page.

*beep beep*

It was Haru, code blue. You ran to the ER where Jisoo was already performing CPR on her.

“Pulse is V-Tach. Where’s the crash cart?” Taeyong yelled.

Xiumin got there too with the crash cart, “Charge to 360. Jisoo move your hand. Clear!”

*PA-THUNK*

“Charge 300. Clear!”

Taeyeon ran over to them, pushed Xiumin and grabbed the paddles, “Move over. Charge 360. Clear!”

*PA-THUNK*

“I’ve got rhythm,” She looked at the monitor, “Damn it’s gone. Asystole! 1 amp of atropine.” Taeyeon started CPR.

“I did it already, it’s not helping.” Taeyong said.

“Do it anyways. And another amp of epi.” She ordered him.

You ran over, “Jinyoung gown me.”

“What the hell are you doing?” Taeyeon asked you.

“I’m gonna crack her chest.”

“What? No, she OD’d-”

“Then she’ll die anyways, chest tray.”

Taeyeon hesitantly removed her hand from Haru’s chest, “Alright let’s do it. Betadine.”

“10-blade!” You grabbed the scalpel and started cutting. You reached in and started massaging her heart. The heartbeat not coming back.

“Guys it’s not coming back,” Taeyong tried stopping you, “Time of death-”

“SHUT UP TAEYONG!” You yell at him, “1 more amp of epi. Charge to 20. Clear!”

*PA-THUNK*

You reached in again and massaged the heart, still not coming back, “Charge to 30. Clear!”

*PA-THUNK*

The heart rate went up. You looked at Taeyong. He looked at you and smiled in astonishment.

“Ok. You were right. You are beyond extraordinary at what you do,” Taeyong admitted.

Taeyeon walked over to Xiumin, “Alright, maybe she’s not so much of a sissy.”

Xiumin looked at you with wide eyes, “Damn, now that was badass.”

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“A lion’s work hours are only when he’s hungry. Once he’s satisfied, the predator and prey lie peacefully together.” - Chuck Jones