#I’M FAST AS FUCK BOOIII

[deepestturtlepielover]

What if Julian got possessed by pah-wraith? Like how’d that play out would garak tell anyone would he tell everyone? Drag Julian to idk the local bajoran shrine?? I’m genuinely curious! Also it’d be cool if did those scary things possessed people do in the movies like the whole bending and breaking of bones ! Weird voices ya know the whole build up before shit hits the fan then flies out the window to cause more chaos! Or worse he’s conscience (?) through the entire thing

Like it starts out as a normal day Julian doing medical work and garak is at his tailer shop taking the orders for repairs on cloths and commissions (idfk how a tailors job works lmao) they go to meet for lunch discuss normal stuff but Julian isn’t acting right he smells of smoke and Ashes (dramatic music with zoom in) They continue on with their work after work then go to meet up in secret usual .. and like a switch is flipped Julian starts acting all odd you know anyways thoughts are going too fast TOO THE GOOD PARTS!! “if you tell the emissary I’ll snap his pretty little neck like a Jumja stick right now “ and he just go thump on the floor like some sack of potatoes while garak reeling from the interaction taking shuddering breaths inched closer and Julian is back and he’s crying trying to hold himself back (because idk I’ll make it up as I go) he’s still possessed by some freaky alien demons but at the same time that’s his “chuli’an” (and other sweet words in Kardassi [?]) he instead sits Julian up and without turning his back calls for help (?) idk FUVK THE THOUGHTS ARE LEAVING ME NOOOOOO COME BACK-

[ksen-noodles]

i had the weirdest dream last night where my friend introduced me to terraria so i started playing terraria but in first person n then gradually it became real life, n then i came across this big evil castle in the ocean n in the ocean there was the titanic but instead of it being shipped from england it was being shipped from russia. n on the side it said something to do w lgbt pride which makes NO SENSE cuz russia is like anti lgbt. so i decided to jump on the ship n murder all the security (BRUTALLY) before jumping off the ship n deciding to scratch the sides w the pride stuff on it which caused the ship to not sink but it like ??? crashed ??? into nothing ??? the passengers survived n stuff n also there were protestors in the ocean complaining abt how the ship was all pro-lgbt when russia was not so it was like,,, they’re protesting abt russia lying. n then it turns out the captain of the ship was the king of russia ??? for sum reason ??? n the princess of russia wanted me to come on the ship to have a chat n i was like “fuck nah i’m not getting my ass beat” n i swam away. n then i was all over the news as this like, criminal in russia n that if spotted i was 2 be taken to the king of russia or the princess of russia immediately. i was like a vigilante to the citizens but a war criminal to the royal family lol. anyway the next day in the dream i was strolling down this like, muddy medieval looking street which was right next to the ocean n all around me ppl were talking abt “the titanic event” n whatevs n also the titanic pulled up to the shore except it was all smokey n ruined n i found it rly funny lol. n then a carriage was coming down the street n it had the princess in except she was less mean n kinda nicer n whatever n she started chasing after me but she kinda let me go becuz i was fast af booiii. but then i blinked n i ended up in a castle which was probably the russia castle n i had 2 escape becuz the princess n king were looking for me. also there were other princesses in there like ??? the disney princesses. but there was jus the one prince LMAO. anyway uhhh i had several options on tryin to escape but they were 2 many close calls so eventually i decided to take the ariel way out. as in. ariel, the little mermaid. yea she jus lived in the castle for sum reason n also she was a lesbian n had a crush on the princess of russia which kinda makes sense as 2 y the princess wasn’t so bad i think she’s like. secretly pro-lgbt. anyway so ariel helped me escape n then i went n lived in a minecraft jungle n the princess n ariel joined me n then eventually u turned up n we created a society in the minecraft jungle the end.

Holy shit i wish i had these sorta dreams... anyway the closest to this dream is prolly the one where i somehow was batman/bbatman's right hand arm man and it was a dc/marvel/Danny Phantom crossover in some villain party dungeon infiltration. Dani spoke RSL for some reason