#I’M CACKLING

[marharheehee]

This is so banger help I actually cried laughing at this 😔

I can’t stop making shitposts help

And yes, I actually thought about AU timeline logistics when making these

[armageddidnt]

The Best Things From Good Omens 2

Aziraphale and Crowley dancing. That’s it.

David’s walk and little jump

Aziraphale driving Crowley’s (yellow) Bentley

Normalizing choosing not to drink for a completely simple and valid reason

Whatever the fuck Aziraphale was insinuating here

Aziraphale and Crowley thinking they’re the smoothest motherfuckers in the whole world and then actually rolling a nat 1 on the stealth check

Aziraphale gazing like this at anybody who’s in love

Maggie doing this

This line. That’s it

This one needs no explanation

[novelsandnewfies]

Poseidon: “Hold on. Wait. You went down there?”

Zeus: *eating a snacky snack, pausing only to mumble his theme song to himself* “Yeah. Someone hurt the cows.”

Poseidon: “Yes. Someone in Odysseus’s crew.”

Zeus: “Yup.”

Poseidon: *eye twitch* “and with Odysseus in reach… you killed everyone except him?”

Zeus: *laughs* “Ah, yeah. You should’ve seen his face when he was the only one left alive.”

Poseidon: *trembling with rage* “You had Odysseus in front of you and he was the one you didn’t kill?!?! He’s my enemy!”

Zeus: *pausing, arching a brow* “Yeah, and? He’s not mine. Solve your own problems. What do I look like? A janitor?”

[theredch3rry]

NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS

The court case Xb V. Mumbo was so funny

- moon big reference

- Doc brings up ore snatcher

- Doc then gets put in sky block again for bringing up said ore snatcher

- Scar ate up Doc and left no crumbs

- Never hire Doc as ur lawyer… noted

[diorgirl444]

dallas 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 winston

[thesassywitchofthenortheast]

Found on Reddit. Had to share

[polin-erospsyche]

Colin, darling, I know you’re excited to tell your family you’re practically skipping inside the house but remember Pen has little legs and cannot keep up

This man is so over the moon he literally just left her behind???

[squash1]

listen i am a colin greenmantle Hater to the end but him walking around in a tailored suit jacket and boxers while drinking directly out of a wine bottle that he claims has “notes of black powder and abandonment” and wishing that there was someone their to see just how “aesthetically pathetic and desperate” he looked, is VERY relatable behavior. not to mention him narrating his own downfall in the third person and claiming that despite his nervous breakdown in his late thirties, onlookers will be shocked by his “ability to bounce back from emotional injury.”

[selfinserttothestars]

@midnightmah07 help me I was looking through my camera roll and found this drawing that I did in September

What are they arguing about? Why is Grim losing the argument? Who is Daisy sending this selfie todjhshdcjvks???

[sikoi]

screaming crying throwing up

[golden-rolling-hills]

whoever decided to put Tilly and RJ next to each other for bows, I love you. this is so fucking funny to me, it’s giving me life

[andi-dromeda]

Tara: oh you're made of clay too?

Diana: Well not made of, more like made from- WHAT THE FUCK

Tara, twisting her face to look exactly like Diana's: :D

Grant, curled up in a corner: Do you ever feel like you're not made to be loved, like you can never give or receive love because you're just not capable?

Clark, loved even by the people who hate him, has never met someone he couldn't charm: I know love exists because I exist I'm full of it

Grant: Kill yourself I'm not joking

Bruce, disgusted: Don't you feel guilt for anything you've done? How do you live with the blood on your hands?

Jason, not looking up from the Ancient Tome he's annotating with glitter gel pen: The dog that feels guilt for the blood on its teeth is no cleaner than the dog who doesn't, your guilt will not purify you, you are not absolved by your self hatred. Also I'm always right, get good.

Bruce, genuinely twitching:...

- AutisticRoseWilson (The sillies!)

^^^^^^^^^^^

[latenighttalkinqwp]

yeah get the schools open right the fuck now

[lostinhyperfixations]

[ahappyphjl]

why do we know them so well. why. like. lmao.

[fozzieosbourne]

New Matthew Porretta reaction pic just dropped.

It be like that sometimes yall 😭😭😭