#I would looooove to make content with them 🫣

[r1pp4r]

hi lovelies!! work has been busy <333 i’m working on requests but in the mean time have some simon “ghost” riley headcannons :))

- i also bought a ps4 and have been playing cod so… more content hehe 🫶🫶

anyway!! here’s the headcannons :)) slight NSFW warning!!!

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• simon isn't a physical touch man unless youre in private but it takes a little bit. he won't be all over you when the two of you are out in public, especially on mission. but he'll do discreet little touches here and there (i.e put his hand on your upper arm, brush your shoulder, your knee, thigh) he'll even grab your pinky (he LOVES finger holding you cant change my mind)

• while simon would be absolutely infatuated with you, he'd also be terrified of you. he loves the thought of having you wrapped in his arms at night but the thought of him crushing or possibly hurting you shuts the idea out almost completely.

• this one is sad but he's hurt you before sleeping. he was definitely having a night terror, he's pushed you out of bed sometimes or woken up screaming. you didn't get to see that until farther along in the relationship though, he probably wouldn't physically sleep with you for maybe the first 6months to a year. it depends on ur dynamic :))

• as much as i know everyone thinks he'd be some mean, aggressive brute in bed... bro. he'd literally be so sweet. he'd take his time and make sure you felt loved. he likes to use his hands and mouth more than his yk, it just makes him feel like he's violating you less? idk how to explain it but he doesn't like receiving TOO much, like he won't ask for it every time but if you ever wanna really get him goin.. 🫣🫣🫣

• simon loves to take care of you, and the thing is you'll argue over it. (at least imc) but he'd definitely try and be the main caretaker of everything and i mean EVERYTHINGGGG, but he also likes ur independence :)) so u have your own job n your own money, he just likes to take care of the big things you pay for groceries n shit (when he's not looking)

• this man LOOOOOVES ur thighs. he loves just feeling his head squished in between the warmth. he loved feeling the skin squish between his fingers as he grabs your legs... esp when it jiggles after he spanks u. ANYWAYYYYYYYYY

• he loves cuddling whenever youre the little spoon in any shape or form. simon is ALWAYS holding you. his arms are wrapped around your form like a cocoon and he makes sure you're all cozied up against him. he also likes to make sure you're protected and one of the only ways he can do that is with his arms around you. he feels the safest with his arms wrapped around you, as do you.

• playing off that.. this man will literally murk a motherfucker if they LOOK at you wrong. (obviously not he'd just stare.. at them. very intensely) but if anyone ever put their hands on you in any sense of malice... i don't think for a second simon would hesitate.

• also... playing off sense. simon 100% knows when someone's bullshitting, or he can call anyone out within a minute. he's VERY good at reading people and truly can figure out their intentions quickly (obvs they can change or he can be wrong but like.. he's not 85% of the time.)

• once simon is comfortable enough with you, he'll come to you whenever he's having a moment and will allow you to basically cradle him until he doesn't need it anymore. he doesn't like to be squeezed tho (besides during ... but we knew that 😸) he just wants you to hold him and run ur fingers through his hair

• he talks a LITTLE bit more with you and his tone is a lot different and his voice is softer but he still doesn't talk a LOT. you do most of the talking but he prefers it that way because he loves listening to your voice. (he 100% calls you on missions whenever he can rather than text, he HATES texting)

• simon has cried to soap and roach about how he wants to love you but feels like he can’t. 100%.

• he only likes to be called simon when they’re at home, or in the bedroom. sometimes you’ve slipped up and he doesn’t mind :)

•bonus simon loves ur hands :~)

[moonjellywitch]

BAHAHAHA I saw your post on your nsfw readings so I just had to ask one 😭😭😭

I would like to ask what my sex life will be like with my future spouse? Anything that they find irresistible or that turns them dafuq on will be great too hehe

thank you so much for doing these readings for us pookie! I really appreciate it!

HI POOKIE MY GREATEST KISSES ARE BESTOWED ONTO THEE….

Ok since ur a fave I let the deck do its thing ❤️ four card special for ya bae.

NSFW, 18+

First of all, HOLY SHIT. Ace of Wands jumped out. Girl, whoever this person is, their dick/strap game is UNMATCHED. Ace of wands is THE schlong card if we’re being honest. Symbolizes the explosive orgasm, not only from them but from you 🫣 this sex is gonna be NAAAASTY…but in a loving way!

Four of swords comes up next. There’s gonna be a lot of peaceful and sweet soft sex too. Think about those raunchy “I miss you” passionate sex sessions— THAT’S what I’m getting here. They DEFINITELY love missionary or cuddle sex. Oldie but a goody, babes! Four of swords might also mean that your spouse doesn’t REQUIRE sex from you to be content. They’re happy to just cuddle and have a good night in. ❤️

Justice reversed comes up next. Combining this with the four of swords, your partner could potentially have a hard time getting it up due to meds or something along those lines. However, Justice is all about that duty. While their duty isn’t entirely trying to have a mutual orgasm, they sure as hell are gonna take it upon themselves to make you orgasm in exchange. Could be a stone top sort of situation.

Also…we got four of wands reversed. Looks like you might have some self esteem issues come up before you can really get to the nasty. However, it looks like this partner is gonna do all they can to make you feel sexy and beautiful 💕

In terms of what turns them the fuck on: GETTING YOU OFF. They looooove it. They could just lay back and watch you get off and be totally content tbh (getting heavy voyeurism vibes here) but there’s nothing more that gets them off than getting YOU off. They’re definitely a (loving) freak, and probably into kinky missionary, as contradictory as it sounds.

Blessed be! ❤️

[rosicheeks]

I’d looooove seeing you show off to you snap babe this way they can see that I ge to use you and not them but they get to watch 😈

That’s the goal 🫣