#I would like to yell at him though for adding ‘I am Boba Fett’ to my list of automatic echolalia and also now vocal stims.

[engagemythrusters]

Hi. I want to thank Temuera Morrison for everything he did for Boba Fett.

[arce-elliot]

here are my thoughts on the star war

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I’m tired but HERE WE GO [may add more tomorrow when I’m functioning better]

Important to note: I did not grow up with Star Wars. I didn’t see any of them until my junior year of college [bout two years ago], so I do not have the nostalgia of the old ones. I like them, just don’t have the same feelings as a lot of folks.

OKAY onto the discourse tinder:

KMT was phenomenal, her character is amazing, I love her

POE’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! We got a whole movie of him being a badass and now he finally learns oh shit!! consequences!! homeboy’s an aries probably

also GOD I love Finn’s character. Like yeah he’s a good guy but he puts his immediate friends over everything and I think that’s interesting. IDK if a lot of people picked up on that but I thought it was cool

putting all the old cronies in their seats. we literally burned the old world to the ground, this is New Content, it’s not gonna be like the old ones, get over it good L O R D

I LOVE MORALLY GRAY LUKE. I mean he obviously swayed towards good towards the end but GOD it was such an interesting dynamic. I imagine [and I’ve seen from some reviews] that this was a tough pill for the longtime fanboys to swallow

G O D Rey is my hero. She’s incredible. For me this movie really drove home how she’s done everything for herself her whole life, seen the worst of the world and still wants to find good in it without being a total pushover. I love it.

everything w/ leia make me cry gbye

the twists!! i’m usually bad at catching twists, but there were so many moments where myself and others in the theater literally gasped, our hands over our mouths. I felt like I couldn’t trust anything and I LOVED IT

I enjoyed that Snoke just died. No fanfare, no burst of light, just...he die. That sounds sarcastic but it’s one hundred percent serious

I’ll talk more about Kylo/Ben later but G O D Daisy and Adam’s performances were captivating. I have to see this movie again over break just to really, REALLY appreciate it. They are both so incredible, I cannot give them enough props. Daisy especially makes Rey this character you can’t help but cheer for, even when you don’t agree with her choices [same with Kylo TBH]

I actually enjoy the Hux/Kylo dynamic now. I’m on the Ben Train [more on that later] but I think their interactions near the end of the film were very interesting. Would love to see it play out at least a little bit in Ep. Nine.

A friend of mine said this but Phasma is the new Boba Fett lets be honest. Cool design but little attention to her character.

Mark Hamill was amazing

Yoda came out of left field but I appreciated the scene, it felt like a nice nod to the older fanboys but also a nice nudge for them to move on

IT LOOKED STUNNING. The production design my guys. I especially loved the last planet [the icy salt one] and the casino planet. It’s a nice break from the dozens of ship interiors.

TBH I almost made an entire post just for Kylo, but here’s the essay: 

Okay now I’m gonna talk about Kyle Ron. I’m gonna be honest, I went into this movie cheering for his death. I even had a post about it queued up from someone else’s blog. 

Now, when I first saw TFA I didn’t HATE Kylo. Quite the opposite. I thought he was interesting: a bratty yet competent villain who wasn’t all powerful but still a threat [my all time pet peeve w/ superhero/sci-fi movies is the constant God Mode villain trope]. I didn’t excuse his actions, but I could see the motive behind it: being twisted at such a young age by someone so much more powerful than yourself sounded awful. He was a tad overbearing, but it only made sense for someone who was presumably raised pretty alone during his formative years [presumably. I don’t think Snoke is a sleepover kind of mom.] However, tumblr seemed determined to paint him as a misogynist creep, which I now believe was mainly to combat the Reylo ship [which I am not behind, for various reasons, but that’s besides the point]. So, I went into the movie like many others, bragging about how Kylo was a brat and I was excited for him to die or some shit.

But boy was I wrong. This movie took his weird motivations from TFA and turned them into something great. I struggled to try and hate him [the character, not as a person] but I just couldn’t. Luke’s reveal added another layer to him: he wasn’t just a foolish child lulled to the dark side by Snoke. He was a child who was probably terrified of this dark force, failed by the adult who was supposed to protect him: said adult then loomed over his bed in a killing pose - what else was he to think with that poisoning his mind? 

To clarify, and I’m only gonna say it once: explanation does not a justification make.

I think some people didn’t like their little skype sessions but I found them to be intriguing. They’re both great actors honestly, so watching them interact is a treat. The real treat though was their standoff with Snoke, however. I think some might see Rey going to Kylo as a bold move, but what other choice did she have? Anyway, I honestly did not expect Kylo to kill Snoke. I fully expected BB-8 to bust through the door, or Finn and Rose, or for Rey to overpower Kylo. To see him literally murder Snoke and then fight BACK TO BACK with Rey blew me out of the water. Their following conversation with Kylo begging her to come with him almost brought me to tears. He’s lost everything he’s worked for, realized how useless it all was, and just sounds scared.

I also like how, at the end of the film, Kylo’s motivations are different, but his end goal is the same. Before, he wanted to destroy his past because it tied him to the light. Now, imo, he wants to destroy it to get rid of everything left: everything that reminds him of all the mistakes he made. [Side note: Luke was a tad bit of a douche in their final showdown, ngl. But so was Kylo with the killing and shit].

I honestly did not expect them to take his character arc anywhere interesting. I am so excited to possibly see him come back to the light, I really really want him to. I feel like all this effort would be wasted, otherwise.

TL;DR: I’m a Kylo stan now, sorry about it.

Feel free to yell at me in the replies or w/e.

[pokefan531]

Review for fan edit for Attack of the Clones (Hal’s)

I decide to give my review of a fan-edit for Hal 9000's Episode 2: The Approaching Storm (Attack of the Clones) Most fans consider the original film the worst one, even after Episode 1. The politics and the talking wasn't really interesting, just like the first film, but adds cringworthy moments like the romance scenes and Anakin being a drama whiner. Not to mention, the CGI in the film looks more fake and uncanny valley than Rogue One, despite the time gap between both films, and most of the movie is blue screen. Many things had plot holes and didn't made sense on several scenes. However, there is a way to rewatch this film and not hate it, and want the film to be as best as it possibly can. Hal 9000 Episode 2: The Approaching Storm has arrived in Holiday 2017. To me, this made the film from the worst to a decent one. I would like to explain why this fan edit made the film better. I enjoyed some scenes from the actual film, but those scenes were made more interesting. Anakin is a lot less dramatic and whiny, and you really care about him more, and Padme is made to be at least more interesting. The romance scenes was edited well that you can see why they love each other. They used few deleted scenes that covers the better portion between Anakin and Padme. We see her family and it's nice to see a family. I like how the whole thing about Jedis can't fall in love was lessened, and only mention once. Anakin twisted the conversation that made it seem like it's not important. The edits for both of them on Coruscant and Naboo are better. Anakin does not give a creepy stare or whine in front of her all the time. We get to see the fountain in Naboo and he and Padme discussed about it. The scene where they are at a field with lots of flowers and animals was the only scene where the romance seems legit, but with the other better moments added, it made you care more about them at least. They did kiss by the lake, the same scene where he DOES NOT mention his hate about sand. The scene was made more like sunset and they both slowly kiss instead. On the investigation on the bounty hunters, I like how it was made without the silliness on the Zam Wessel chase. Obi-Wan is pretty much the best main character of the prequel trilogy, but on this one, his investigation is made more mysterious with better pacing. There is less talking fillers and had no other jedis being clueless about the missing planet, Kamino. There is no scene with younglings and Yoda about the missing planet, and I think a quicker pacing to find Kamino is done better. Obi-Wan went straight forward to went there to meet Jango Fett. He talked to Mace Windu from a deleted scene in the hangar about Anakin and since he is still a padawan, they need to made sure he is doing his job right. There is a less filler on Kamino or silly moments. Silliness isn't always a bad thing, but too silly can be uncomfortable, but I barely found them on this edit. I'm glad Boba Fett was not mentioned that he is a clone, and that he isn't as annoying as he was in the actual film. The small space battle is made more interesting. Also, Boba Fett isn't a clone because it is not said. Back to Anakin, I did wish him saying that Jedis don't have nightmares are cut away, but there is no way to do that, but still have their relationship handled better. At the rescuing of Anakin's mom, this made me feel more sad now that his character is handled better. It is sad at first, but on this edit, you cared more about how he feels. I'm happy that the scene with Yoda and Mace Windu was cut because they didn't do anything about Anakin after knowing his dangered feeling. We still get the iris wipe to Obi-Wan going to a building where the droid factory is, and the wipe looks great. Most importantly, the scene about him hating sand people and blaming Obi-Wan for his mom's death is entirely cut. We know his hate dialogue is a meme, but with the scene deleted, we're sure nothing is missing with that cut away. By the time where Anakin and Padme landed on Geonosis, the droids stay at the ship while the other two are the only ones going inside the building. There was no droid factory scene, but we went straight to a deleted scene where Anakin and Padme have a meeting with Count Dooku, to set Obi-Wan free. He sentence them to death since they won't join with him and that Obi-Wan is also sent to death with them. With this edit, it was made more understandable as to how they are sentenced. I did enjoy the battle arena when I saw it as a kid. On this edit, no scenes with C-3PO or R2-D2 are there. The green alien who talks with a racial accent talks less. Even Jar-Jar has less lines at the beginning. We do see the clones arriving, and they cut out a dialogue for Yoda when arriving. Also, I may not notice this, but I do find the idea of the clone war at Geonosis interesting, even though it can look CG at parts of it. My best edit on that segment is they did not have Anakin yell too long after Padme fell. Obi-Wan only said to not let his emotions get in his way, and to think what Padme would do on her task. The edit looks better because it did not made Anakin uncomfortable to see, and all he mostly did is listen to him. On the duel between Count Dooku and Yoda is very shortened, to where they only use the force and Dooku's lightning. He sent straight to tear a pillar to crush Obi-Wan and Anakin, so Yoda only uses the force on that whole scene instead of fighting, so he looks more spiritual. That's all I can think about from the film. Most of the edits are made well to where I find the film decent. I would watch this again, and even for someone who wants to see Episode 2 again should see this without the cringe. This my first time seeing a fan-edit of a prequel film completely on my own time. I heard most fans who are into fan edits say that the best prequel edit and for episode 2 is Hal 9000's. The Approaching Storm seems like a better title because it's the rise of the Clone Wars and also the Separatists. The fan edit did made the film better, and would be watchable if you decide to see this movie again. Is TAS the best film and almost as good as the Original Trilogy? No, not quite, but I would say that it's decent and is pretty much a successor to Attack of the Clones. It ranges from All Right to Decent, but I choose decent since I am open to good fan edits and wanted a better view for the prequels and sequels. Also, there is still some things that will never be solved and will still leave certain questions, like how would the Jedis still not see how Count Dooku is evil in the beginning, or why did Jar-Jar give the Chancellor emergency powers. A fan edit of a terrible film can't completely solve all issues at once, but it has to be there to not have anything missing or cut too short. Yes, the CGI on some parts looks obvious, but they're not that bad as much as Speed Racer or Mars Needs Moms. I don't mind for this fan edit just to focus on the point of view for how the fan edit film change the pacing and improvements to the film. The own pacing and direction is mostly what would be a better film. The dialogues are less bland and show a bit more emotion. What if this is the actual film in the first place? Assuming few more edits to the film by the main studio if this is the case, then no one would have the outrage of the film and wouldn't be considered the worst. Hayden Christiansen would've got a better reputation and so would Natalie Portman. It may even be considered the best of the prequels if only focusing this fan edit, including Episode 3 in some ways. TAS does show most of the necessary scenes and add the better flow, so critics would've praise a bit more on the story as well as caring more about the main characters. The politics are still there, but it is a bit lessened so it seems to show more on the plot. Also, no one would've criticize the romance scenes. The problems in TAS would still be there due to the film itself, but it would've literally gone up by a grade and would've be considered watchable for general audience and maybe fans. Reviewers would say that this is the better film than Episode 1 and may tie in with 3 or better. Is TAS a better film that The Last Jedi? Well, it depends on the fan because I don't personally hate the film in any way. I did at least enjoy it. I won't go too deep with Episode 8, but as a film, with film directing and emotions, it does a better job. The characters, if you've been seeing Episode 7, you wouldn't get full answers to all the new characters. Rose and Finn doesn't have a lot of romance scenes as much as Anakin and Padme in TAS, but they have more action adventures. Captain Phasma is cut too short. Luke is pretty much the character I cared the most, and unlike any prequels, we do see force projection, which I thought it was amazing for a master. Yeah, the characters in TLJ can be hit and miss, but TAS is at least average to good for me, except for very few like Jar-Jar. What both films have in common, even vanilla Episode 2, is the torpedo sound effect where no sound is played for a short time before an explosion is heard, and the new film is the longest. I don't mind the porgs, and a bit less Jar-Jar is at least better. If you hate the film or really disappointment on multiple reasons, then TAS might be a better film for you. Some TLJ haters now think the prequels at least have something or better. Yeah, I get both sides about the debate on TLJ, but I still have no hate on this film, just a bit hard to not think about anything involving the hatred and how it's handled since the film's release. As for TAS, I would at least say that for people who are into fan edits, and want to find a better prequel fan edit and for Episode 2, this film is the best one for both categories. I am looking forward to see a guy named Ivan Ortega has an upcoming fan edit for TLJ. He;s been making it since Spring, and wanted to fix the entire film by removing the negatives. He has many footage of how he has edited each scenes and they're on youtube. He said his rough cut is finished, so he's doing a final cut that will be finished by the end of the year if you are into fan edits and wanted more out of TLJ in a positive way. A lot of scenes would've been useful, so he is adding them. That's what recently got me to find the best edit for the prequels. What about The Force Awakens or Rogue One? TFA seems to be better since the directing is better. However, the story itself is similar to the very first film, so TAS wins on the story only. Rogue One, maybe TAS has better character development as well as story pacing, but the new one has more action pack and space battles, and has the memorable ending. I have no idea about the fan edits for Episode 1 and 3. I am looking for one that is the best by fans and what is best for me. I don't mind anything that is referenced for the Original Trilogy. I may look into HAL's Episode 3: Labyrinth of Evil. Episode 1, it is between Q2: Fall of the Jedi and HAL's Cloak of Deception. Let's see which ones I would end up choosing for both films.